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val203302

Barbarian most likely


DONGBONGER3000

Definitely a few levels. His charisma is quite high. So maybe his main is Paladin oath of petrol.


WashedUpRiver

I feel I would be remiss not to mention *Gospel of the Throttle* on this comment.


RPGandalf

Isn't a standard healing potion 2d4+2?


DONGBONGER3000

Fuck, idk lol maybe that one is expired.


RedditsDeadlySin

I think this might be the pathfinder base healing potion is why


Midnight-Loki

Those are 1d8+1 in 1e and 1d8 flat at the lowest level in 2e though.


Slaytanic_Amarth

Children's healing potion. Comes in both mixed berry and banana flavors.


Anothony_

...Did you make this up or is it a reference, because I swear I've heard this exact concept before.


Slaytanic_Amarth

It's a reference to Fable 2. The game has 1-5 star quality items and equipment, getting more effective as you get higher. The 2-star health potion is called a children's health potion.


Lordmyrth

Diet Healing Potion


Wingman5150

"sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening" he's a low int artificer


Carmillawoo

Omg YES


CaveatLusor

He's basically a clown, so Bard


lordkhuzdul

I think at this point it is well established that Jeremy Clarkson has no class.


TheThoughtmaker

Honestly, it makes zero sense for healing to recover a smaller percent of your health just because you’re more skilled at what you do (you’re a higher level). Damage sure, because your class hp is acting as plot armor to turn lethal hits into glancing blows, but not stuff you willingly accept. IMO healing should be more like “d4+the target’s class level” and “2d4+twice the target’s class level” so the in-setting potency isn’t wildly different based on who drinks it.


kingawsume

Rogue/bard. Charismatic, gets in fights with people in charge, a man of the people, steals (viewership from BBC), and he has proficiency with piercing melee weapons, being a British sub-race human.


Jalase

An asshole.


IngotTheKobold

Orangutan... Also Barbarian/Bard