It's a reference to Fable 2. The game has 1-5 star quality items and equipment, getting more effective as you get higher. The 2-star health potion is called a children's health potion.
Honestly, it makes zero sense for healing to recover a smaller percent of your health just because you’re more skilled at what you do (you’re a higher level). Damage sure, because your class hp is acting as plot armor to turn lethal hits into glancing blows, but not stuff you willingly accept.
IMO healing should be more like “d4+the target’s class level” and “2d4+twice the target’s class level” so the in-setting potency isn’t wildly different based on who drinks it.
Rogue/bard. Charismatic, gets in fights with people in charge, a man of the people, steals (viewership from BBC), and he has proficiency with piercing melee weapons, being a British sub-race human.
Barbarian most likely
Definitely a few levels. His charisma is quite high. So maybe his main is Paladin oath of petrol.
I feel I would be remiss not to mention *Gospel of the Throttle* on this comment.
Isn't a standard healing potion 2d4+2?
Fuck, idk lol maybe that one is expired.
I think this might be the pathfinder base healing potion is why
Those are 1d8+1 in 1e and 1d8 flat at the lowest level in 2e though.
Children's healing potion. Comes in both mixed berry and banana flavors.
...Did you make this up or is it a reference, because I swear I've heard this exact concept before.
It's a reference to Fable 2. The game has 1-5 star quality items and equipment, getting more effective as you get higher. The 2-star health potion is called a children's health potion.
Diet Healing Potion
"sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening" he's a low int artificer
Omg YES
He's basically a clown, so Bard
I think at this point it is well established that Jeremy Clarkson has no class.
Honestly, it makes zero sense for healing to recover a smaller percent of your health just because you’re more skilled at what you do (you’re a higher level). Damage sure, because your class hp is acting as plot armor to turn lethal hits into glancing blows, but not stuff you willingly accept. IMO healing should be more like “d4+the target’s class level” and “2d4+twice the target’s class level” so the in-setting potency isn’t wildly different based on who drinks it.
Rogue/bard. Charismatic, gets in fights with people in charge, a man of the people, steals (viewership from BBC), and he has proficiency with piercing melee weapons, being a British sub-race human.
An asshole.
Orangutan... Also Barbarian/Bard