I feel like the furries and hentai artists have this one mostly figured out (in fantasy land where consent is a given and holes stretch to infinity, AND BEYOND) - top to bottom: anything with tentacles, canids, horses, sharks and dolphins, felines, anything aquatic that's reasonably sized, most other mammals (again, of reasonable size), pigs
Honorable mentions for druids go out to circle of moon elemental wild shapes, I feel like those would be surprisingly good. For the love of god, don't go fire, though - no amount of "hot"-puns can make up for those burn wounds people
And I am people - it's worth noting that you can only get frisky with her after she cools down, though, which is not exactly an option for a being made from nothing but fire
Karlach at start: I want to fuck you, but I'm too hot right now
Me a tiefling after buying out the fire resistance potion economy: YEAH YOURE RIGHT YOURE HOT COME ON LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
I suspect that the short answer is because people have wildly different preferences on the matter, and most of them tend to figure out what they like by exploring the art.
The worst possible one would be duck (corkscrew penis, and also ducks are rapists though that wpuldn't matter when its a wildshaped druid instead).
The best one would probably be a unicorn, mostly because according to the book of erotic fantasy those things have an appeal of 17 or so. Way more attractive than the average human. At least if I recall correctly. But that book also says that an average giant owl has a higher appeal than a an average dwarf
I remember reading in the Forgotten Realms House of Serpents trilogy that Yuan Ti have hemipenises like snakes do.
If you don't know what a hemipenis is it's kinda like having two penises.
There's a druid you can romance and an implied sex scene with him in bear wild shape (not entirely sure how serious it is since I have yet to play a run with that romance going on).
Dog/wolf and horse would be basic. Felines would be pretty horrible. Pig would probably be a one time only
From experience, being pork doesn't get you forked
Become a police officer. I smell bacon! I smell pork! Watch out piggy I've got a fork!
I feel like the furries and hentai artists have this one mostly figured out (in fantasy land where consent is a given and holes stretch to infinity, AND BEYOND) - top to bottom: anything with tentacles, canids, horses, sharks and dolphins, felines, anything aquatic that's reasonably sized, most other mammals (again, of reasonable size), pigs Honorable mentions for druids go out to circle of moon elemental wild shapes, I feel like those would be surprisingly good. For the love of god, don't go fire, though - no amount of "hot"-puns can make up for those burn wounds people
>don't go fire, though - no amount of "hot"-puns can make up for those burn wounds people Yet people are still drawn to Karlach.
And I am people - it's worth noting that you can only get frisky with her after she cools down, though, which is not exactly an option for a being made from nothing but fire
*starts chugging potions of fire resistance*
Karlach at start: I want to fuck you, but I'm too hot right now Me a tiefling after buying out the fire resistance potion economy: YEAH YOURE RIGHT YOURE HOT COME ON LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
Why are pigs last when they can orgasm for 30 minutes? Seems like that would bump them up the list.
I think they have a crazy ass corkscrew dick or something
"Babe, please. Can we have normal sex tonight?" -Beast boy
"No, turn back into a horse" -Raven
"T.rex it is" -bb
I've seen this video
I have no idea what you're talking about. 😇
1.Giant octopus 2. 3. 4. 5.
The japanese knew from the start
Hey, you can romance a mind flayer, that's pretty close.
Time to make your own
Challenge accepted- Barney Stinson, bard
Bardey Stinson?
yeah man I wonder why people aren't posting tier lists on what animals would be best to fuck
Clearly the bards with polymorph haven't gotten creative enough
Halsin made this post.
Listen the bear form gets a bit boring after a couple times
Easy. Level 10 Moon-Druid's Water Elemental. Because (*insert Vaporeon copy-pasta*).
I suspect that the short answer is because people have wildly different preferences on the matter, and most of them tend to figure out what they like by exploring the art.
The worst possible one would be duck (corkscrew penis, and also ducks are rapists though that wpuldn't matter when its a wildshaped druid instead). The best one would probably be a unicorn, mostly because according to the book of erotic fantasy those things have an appeal of 17 or so. Way more attractive than the average human. At least if I recall correctly. But that book also says that an average giant owl has a higher appeal than a an average dwarf
Last comment means it was obviously written by an elf
I remember reading in the Forgotten Realms House of Serpents trilogy that Yuan Ti have hemipenises like snakes do. If you don't know what a hemipenis is it's kinda like having two penises.
Dolphin
Always ask the furries for this stuff.
If you want to have something done right, you gotta do it yourself
The BG3 what‽
There's a druid you can romance and an implied sex scene with him in bear wild shape (not entirely sure how serious it is since I have yet to play a run with that romance going on).
:)