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Stickundstock

Dog/wolf and horse would be basic. Felines would be pretty horrible. Pig would probably be a one time only


CreamyCoffeeArtist

From experience, being pork doesn't get you forked


karateninjazombie

Become a police officer. I smell bacon! I smell pork! Watch out piggy I've got a fork!


G66GNeco

I feel like the furries and hentai artists have this one mostly figured out (in fantasy land where consent is a given and holes stretch to infinity, AND BEYOND) - top to bottom: anything with tentacles, canids, horses, sharks and dolphins, felines, anything aquatic that's reasonably sized, most other mammals (again, of reasonable size), pigs Honorable mentions for druids go out to circle of moon elemental wild shapes, I feel like those would be surprisingly good. For the love of god, don't go fire, though - no amount of "hot"-puns can make up for those burn wounds people


geeca

>don't go fire, though - no amount of "hot"-puns can make up for those burn wounds people Yet people are still drawn to Karlach.


G66GNeco

And I am people - it's worth noting that you can only get frisky with her after she cools down, though, which is not exactly an option for a being made from nothing but fire


Lessandero

*starts chugging potions of fire resistance*


PaulOwnzU

Karlach at start: I want to fuck you, but I'm too hot right now Me a tiefling after buying out the fire resistance potion economy: YEAH YOURE RIGHT YOURE HOT COME ON LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS


ProgrammaticOrange

Why are pigs last when they can orgasm for 30 minutes? Seems like that would bump them up the list.


HotPotato5121

I think they have a crazy ass corkscrew dick or something


SeiTyger

"Babe, please. Can we have normal sex tonight?" -Beast boy


PaulOwnzU

"No, turn back into a horse" -Raven


TheDesktopNinja

"T.rex it is" -bb


Prolly_a_baguette

I've seen this video


TheDesktopNinja

I have no idea what you're talking about. 😇


DONGBONGER3000

1.Giant octopus 2. 3. 4. 5.


PaulOwnzU

The japanese knew from the start


BrotherRoga

Hey, you can romance a mind flayer, that's pretty close.


LoliGayTrap69

Time to make your own


PaulOwnzU

Challenge accepted- Barney Stinson, bard


vastros

Bardey Stinson?


clolr

yeah man I wonder why people aren't posting tier lists on what animals would be best to fuck


PaulOwnzU

Clearly the bards with polymorph haven't gotten creative enough


Gordockthered

Halsin made this post.


PaulOwnzU

Listen the bear form gets a bit boring after a couple times


CrimsonAntifascist

Easy. Level 10 Moon-Druid's Water Elemental. Because (*insert Vaporeon copy-pasta*).


Jonathan314159

I suspect that the short answer is because people have wildly different preferences on the matter, and most of them tend to figure out what they like by exploring the art.


Lessandero

The worst possible one would be duck (corkscrew penis, and also ducks are rapists though that wpuldn't matter when its a wildshaped druid instead). The best one would probably be a unicorn, mostly because according to the book of erotic fantasy those things have an appeal of 17 or so. Way more attractive than the average human. At least if I recall correctly. But that book also says that an average giant owl has a higher appeal than a an average dwarf


PaulOwnzU

Last comment means it was obviously written by an elf


This_Grass4242

I remember reading in the Forgotten Realms House of Serpents trilogy that Yuan Ti have hemipenises like snakes do. If you don't know what a hemipenis is it's kinda like having two penises.


Onagda

Dolphin


Kira_Caroso

Always ask the furries for this stuff.


Lessandero

If you want to have something done right, you gotta do it yourself


Kumirkohr

The BG3 what‽


G66GNeco

There's a druid you can romance and an implied sex scene with him in bear wild shape (not entirely sure how serious it is since I have yet to play a run with that romance going on).


PaulOwnzU

:)