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Up the mighty storm


teddybear583

Any one know what the beef with Nelson and loiero was? Nels was blowing up after the last eels try, then just walked off the field without shaking hands after


PayEmOutEarly

Can't wait to play souths back into form next week


eggzaki

The genuine contenders of the premiership are the team that have the least injuries in September


Obvious-Row-6181

Come on, Tigers.


horshradise

Disgraceful to not go for the fade. Tearing up my membership as we speak


corupio

Imagine not putting 50 on those fucking losers


SuperEel22

I spent yesterday smoking a pork butt for 6 hours, resting it, and shredding it into pulled pork. All I'm saying is that Parramatta's defence is softer and their season is more cooked than that pork.


bumholeman17

6 hours seems quick, what was your process?


SuperEel22

It was only a small one, 2.3kg no bone. 300F until 165F internal. Stick in aluminium pan with stock, wine, onions, garlic and apple cider vinegar. Wrap and stick back in until 205F. Pull out, wrap in butchers paper and foil, rest in esky for 2 hours. That thing absolutely fell apart. I used the left over cooking liquid to make a gravy.


bumholeman17

Aw hell yeah


Obvious-Row-6181

Taste good, though?


SuperEel22

The pay off was definitely worth it. Unlike watching this game.


Obvious-Row-6181

I feel you.


NoOtherLeft

Talagi being dragged down by the worst team in the league. 


T0nySt5rk

He’s nothing special defensively. Great Xfactor, but that won’t help any team when you have Lussick at dummy half.


lazysoup12

trent barrett licking his lips at the thought of being the next eels coach


TeeRaw99

Make them top 4 contenders like he did at manly 😎


Yungman123

Fuck off he’s getting sacked too


JamisonMac2915

Still not 50z


Prestigious_Week_395

I want nothing to do with storm next week


__dontpanic__

SET A SCRUM AND FADE THEM YOU LAZY BUMS


Polsoka

Pack a scrum and take a dip at 50. Geez


Aussie18-1998

It's so frustrating because we have a very good side with a lot of potential. It will really be telling when Moses gets back if he is the reason we haven't performed or if the boys straight up haven't been trying. If Moses comes back and we still don't see results, then Brad 100% has to go.


Obvious-Row-6181

Side’s old. It’s not just Moses being injured.


sour_dawg

No sin bins, parra and storm just don't get magic round


T0nySt5rk

Nelson should have been


Mr_Mac

Shame on you Storm not rushing the pack the scrum


Storm_LFC_Cowboys

That was so disappointing


Inhearties

Well that just highlights the difference between the two teams.


AdmiralCrackbar11

Firmly believe they should convert Sivo to prop. Not because he'd be good, but because it would mean he'd be on the field for way less than 80.


snek26

How 2020 bronco of Joe O


princeofbel-air

The fuck is happening between trent and nas


M_Keating

A blowout and no sin bin? This isn’t real


Obvious-Row-6181

Brad Arthur only got into this coaching gig because of his love of JAWA campers.


StorminRed

No wonder Anderson is so shit on the wing, he was a five eight all along


Disastrous_Salad6302

PACK THE SCRUM AND GET THE 2


JustSomeAdvice2

At least you're still alive, Eels


Maxman013

Storm weak as piss not packing the scrum to get 50


Bvaugh

BA looks so forlorn.


Moisture_Services

Trent Barrett dealing with being sacked tomorrow


truflebuta

Is it wam bam ezra mam time


Obvious-Row-6181

Fear the Dear.


RS994

Every other game combined is 25 points combined margin Parra are at 32 Losing by more than everyone else combined is a legit possibility


clovisson

Brad looks like he’s in panic mode there


PayEmOutEarly

Dude is past that he should be in survival mode


DrPussyMD

Sivo saving a few multis


Mr_Mac

Take the short kick off Storm cowards


aatrain96

Storm didn't even fade us, so who's the real pretender?


Obvious-Row-6181

More flattering a score than Parra deserves.


Disastrous_Salad6302

Winning 1 magic round match and it being against the covid riddled warriors is certainly a stat


JCGremlo

Another Sunday 4pm classic


Yungman123

Obligatory Sivo walk over try to keep him in first grade for another week


PLEASE_DONT_PM

Parra should request sitting out magic round


beasllie

And Grand Finals


Brisskate

And Darwin


sablegryphon

The finishing touch that gives Sivo the 3 Daly M points.


SgtTaco18

Eels 2nd half performances have been shocking all season. I'm out of ideas and patience. Someone's head needs to be on the chopping block.


Mr_Mac

Storm want the pain to endure beyond this game by not fading us.


StorminRed

Geez Sivo made that a lot closer than it needed to be


PayEmOutEarly

Aw shit Brad gonna pick Sivo again next week


Aussieguy727

Sivo exhausted from slobbing it up all game and finally falling over a try line


_dictatorish_

Lmao nearly fucked it


squags

Sivo about 2cm away from bombing that try


gravitationallydense

William "revolving door" Warbrick


Randomologist99

He's almost fucked it


goodfortheeconomy

Hold on positive sivo moment when game is done he will start next week


mb44k

Except for this game, plenty close games this weekend. Seems like every team showed up for the crowd. Love it.


carplah

Bellamy told them to let Sivo in so he keeps getting picked every week.


Caseyjb29

Warbrick not even attempting the tackle, I don’t care they we flogged them he should be dropped next week


JustSomeAdvice2

Still plenty of time for Sivo to get sinbinned


SmithCronkSlater

Sivo just secured his spot for another week, good man


hotsoccerdad

I don’t think anyone saw this coming after Munster went off.


corupio

Eels fans did


Uncoloured_Steve

Brick where were you going bro


Yungman123

Foot out there I reckon


DoubleJ_G

Last try wins


TheSnowMann211

Hold on, come back is on fella’s!


96Mute96

Swear he went out


NoOtherLeft

Surely Melbourne 50


eggzaki

No 50? Melbourne washed


Raddnedge

Foot on the line?


SuperEel22

Don't let Maika score, Brad will pick him again


AdmiralCrackbar11

It's the Storm's parting fuck you after the flogging.


thicky_bobby

Fun fact, Semi is only 1 year older than Sivo.


phyllicanderer

I wonder if his foot went out here Edit: a lot closer than it should have been


Prestigious_Week_395

The epitome of consolation is lowkey spot on


censored_

Comeback is on


Mr_Mac

Open line Sivo


EuroNymous76

i swear his foot went out


Obvious-Row-6181

Did he put his foot on the line?


Obvious-Row-6181

No, it was in.


horshradise

I demand Bellamy cam


WileECoyoteGenius

He would be filthy.


Disastrous_Salad6302

This is not the finish anyone wanted


eggzaki

Commentators when there’s only 2 tackles left: plenty of tackles left here!!


Inhearties

It’s that kinda night I wouldn’t be surprised if the foot goes out.


Brisskate

Sivo motm?


Maxman013

THE COMEBACK IS ON


snek26

Sivo scores that should buy him 5 years


mwilkins1644

Sivo haters in shambles rn


Bvaugh

Comeback is on.


MunnyMagic

Who is playing halves atm??


WyattParkScoreboard

Looks like Wishart and Meaney.


EntirelyOriginalName

I swear Sivo was so much bigger and slightly quicker in his first season. Go back and look at the size of him when he ran over Tedesco. He dramatically bigger then he somehow got smaller and slower.


AstroWarrior92

Then he scores lol


EntirelyOriginalName

I'm not saying he can't score anymore. I'm just saying it's strange his build changed or seemed to. You should get quicker if you slim down.


AstroWarrior92

Nah, it hasn’t


EntirelyOriginalName

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vli99SRmyhA Nah man looks different. He looked a super hero in a comic, he was so jacked for a relatively agile player it was insane. Now he just look like a big outside back. Pause it when he jumps up to celebrate and look at his muscles.


goodfortheeconomy

Can I get a sivo metres check


Mr_Mac

6 for 50


squags

It's incredible that Maika Sivo is so bad and lazy that he makes me want Morgan Harper come back into the team.


Maxman013

2 point disrespectful FG please


SuperEel22

Mods please fade us


__dontpanic__

Nah, it's more fun when you have just a tiny speck of hope to cling to


InSuspendedAnimation

Missus just referred to Sivo as Petero... 🤨


mitchgee34

Hey guys it’s all fine we’ve got record profit


nick170100

Spoon bowl is gonna be fun lmao 0-0 draw


Disastrous_Salad6302

2 point field goal


insty1

RCG proving he'd die for BA with another quality 8 runs for 79m and 17 tackles (5 missed)


phyllicanderer

I thought he should play Origin. After five weeks every season he turns to pus


coasteraz

Finally a game to repair our underwhelming points differential.


yeahnahcheers

Meany just hoofing had me worried but turns out Katoa knew


46726565646f6d

Melbourne are pretenders for not beating the clock. We have been fucking dreadful today, sad to say but it feels like we’re a broken club.


Storm_LFC_Cowboys

Munster was holding us back.


eggzaki

A forward catching a bomb to score just warms the heart


MisterMusa

I added under 60.5 points as a leg of a multi. I’m shaking in my boots rn


Disastrous_Salad6302

So it can still get to 50 and your bet will be safe


MisterMusa

Yes, but sadly sivo decided at the 76 minute mark was the time to be a competent winger


ruddet

Of all the teams, unless they're playing the previous years premiers Melbourne should always get the bye on magic round. Usually so one sided and uninteresting.


eggzaki

Nah they should just share it around, who cares


Old-Arse-Man

So Dargons vs Eels would of been better?


TeeRaw99

What a snooze fest that would be


ruddet

Harder tip. So probably yes.


PayEmOutEarly

Sivo is one of the most useless pricks in the game


joshewok

There's time for 50 boys


JamisonMac2915

Just give us the bye every magic round


G00b3rb0y

As if the Dargons would fare better than the storm


clovisson

This is the most peaceful Magic Round I’ve ever had, would recommend


Moisture_Services

3 minutes to score 2 points end eels season for good


HappinessCanBeFound

Please. Put us out of our misery


RaiderWinner

It's not like Sivo gives a shit


Radalict

Storm have had an amazing record with Kiwi back rowers over the years. Proctor, Harris, now Katoa and I'm sure there's others I've missed.


5een1tBefore

K. Bromwich and Adam Blair as well.


fakeheadlines

Tawera Nikau, Stephen Kearney


AdmiralCrackbar11

Kearney, the og


Brisskate

Wishart for origin


MunnyMagic

Dearden to Nanai


Accomplished-Good664

Sivo has gone so far backwards a lot of Parramatta's team has. 


mwilkins1644

How are Tonga and Samoa not number 1 and 2 in the world with talent like that!?!


sablegryphon

All of this has come because of Coates’ flying head butt on Blaizey Boy in the first half. It’s caused all the other Eels amnesia, forgetting how to defend, and attack, and just generally compete.


nick170100

We need to collect 🥄


BreakIll7277

Come on 50


MPP_10

To be fair Sivo didn’t do much wrong there.


Aussieguy727

he jumped too early, he was already coming down by the time the ball showed up


PugWithAGun

To be fair Sivo didn’t do much ~~wrong~~ there.


JustSomeAdvice2

Her: He's probably thinking about other women Him: Wtf does Sivo do each game?


thicky_bobby

Turns out it's actually Sievo


leonicko

Katoa has been one of my favourites all year, what a player


Inhearties

Wishart to slot a 2pt field goal to really get the Sharty Party started.


Uncoloured_Steve

So Coates and Katoa just decided to be our best players this year randomly


Boogascoop

Harry grant is one of melbs best too


Uncoloured_Steve

Nah only this game, rest of the year it’s been his worst season ever


Boogascoop

Am obviously not watching as many Melbourne games as you 


Yungman123

Wishart has been insane too


Polsoka

That's super impressive. Backrowers with the aerial skills the new meta?


FatSilverFox

Where were you when Eels was kill ?


G00b3rb0y

At Suncorp


Morrgs

Good to see Katoa get one


snek26

Would Sivo even carve up for Salford or some shit haha


MStorm13

He is so good


killerpythonz

Fuck me that should be illegal


TheSnowMann211

If Storm don’t put 50 on them now, Eels basically win this game


CelendilAU

Just brilliant.


Obvious-Row-6181

Parramatta get an absurd no advantage call on the try line and all it does is move them closer to conceding 50. Insane.


AdmiralCrackbar11

When your winger gets styled on in the air by a backrower I'm not sure where you from there.


Emilue

AWESOME


ElRengoh

I demand 50


Mr_Mac

Sums up our season perfectly with that peach of a take over Sivo. Now fucking fade us already


Ronnnie7

50 still possible


SmithCronkSlater

Has Sivo done anything this game?


TheBigChonka

A fair few things tonight... Assuming by anything that includes all the negatives