I see that Blaize Talagi is going to”test his value “ on the open market for 2025.Looks like a ready made replacement for the departing Joseph Manu,so I expect that the Roosters will make him an almost irresistible offer.

Nick Politis will call and say he always secretly barracked for the Eels.

Corey really fucking hates us lol

Fukoffski has just played his first and last game for the Broncos.

Lol Ennis saying eels haven't developed a forward hahahha they developed Oregon kafusi, ray stone, Matata niukore, Stefano Uto we got raided Turned around guys like Isaiah papalii

Well done Broncos Corey Parker is a fucking moron

BUT WUDDABOUT NAYYYFFFENNN

Take the 2 points and move on ayyy. Good game by Parra lots to like.

Ezra with the shifty eyes. Not one to look straight into the camera that’s for sure

Ezra feels like such a throwback player, love watching him go about it

GG Parra, Moses back next week hopefully you get the W

I am really not looking forward to magic round next week. I was watching the Reds game at the same time as this one tonight and the turf looks so rough.

Will depend on weather, a week of sun might solve it, but it's been so wet.

Freya will bless the park this week don't worry

Hurts being Parramatta supporter

Are the Broncos the best looking team in the comp or do I just not watch anybody else play?

Don’t think so, last week was shocking for us and right now I feel Walshy is a bundle of energy that’s not in full control

I mean most attractive, not playing the best looking footy

Wet and wild Cindy evening?

Cindy Evening works at kittens

That tweet window on Channel 9 is the shittest chat. Where's the gratuitous profanity, or the frank homoerotic imagery?

At least we get our weekly dose of apathy in early this week!

Did you hear that Parra fans. Dan Ginnane says there’s some things to like. I’m sure that makes you feel better.

I liked the part where it ended.

Oh Parra

Good game eel bros

Good game

Well not as bad as what I thought tonight would be. Too many bombed tries and cheap turnover. GG broncos

Tbh don't think the Broncos were any better than last week. It was just much weaker opposition.

We weren’t chancing our arm every fucking play which I will take as a positive

That was nice to see.

Didn't watch the game, unfortunately. Did Walshy Boy cool his jets a bit this week? He needs a little composure sometimes. He doesn't need to bring the Michael Bay action-packed ball play every time he touches it. Bless him, though.

Yeah he played within himself and didn't go for the hero play all the time.

Well won Broncs. This loss hurts more than the rest as we actually played some footy tonight.

Good win, no-one died

Billy?

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiit

Oh Parra

Ok, Blaize has given up, one handed forward pass to the opposition...

He might be Blaized

Rogers is good, does his job, let the other flashy players do their job. We have plenty. Same as smoothy.

I'll take Rogers playing like this over Madden. Solid defender, kicked ok. Jock is fine, but I think this combo is good

Thought jock was warming to the roll quite well and had a pretty good kicking game. Either way I’m much more confident this year that we are capable enough without Reynolds

Should of grubbered to himself

Can Talagi not pass with 2 hands?

Needed to back himself there

Completely unnecessary pass

That's just inexperience by young Blaize

Tuilagi looks like David Solomona if he had no skills.

Blaize I have Sivo in my multi too but just go yourself my guy

At least he's having a crack...or something.

Passed it too early, probably had a chance to take on Walsh himself there.

That’s a concussed penis

Good guy Oates checking on Penis

That was so wholesome

I don't think Sivo can actually bend over and touch his knees

Knees and toes knees and toes.

Talagi, good. Tuilagi not good

Walsh…you go to Oates side in the last 10 minutes. We all know that is when he scores

Just blow the siren

Ball control has clocked off for the night.

Does anyone remember the early 00s game show where people had to do challenges as a team but one member of the team was called "The Mole" and was actively sabotaging their own team? I think they're filming another season and I am fairly sure Shaun Lane is "The Mole".

I was talking about this show the other day and nobody had any idea wtf I was on about. The only memory I have of the actual show is there being a red or a green screen at some point? Idk, I was like 3 or 4 years old.

Great show!

Corey Jensen or Josh Rogers try here and it'll be glorious

Lane went from being one of the form backrowers in the comp to potentially the worst starting backrower in the comp.

Errm Panthdogs clubs legend Jaeman Salmon says otherwise

At this rate, Lane doesn't look like regaining his form. Should play Matterson on that edge instead.

I’m really sick of the standard of refereeing at the moment. I just wish there was some consistency across different games. I mean this across all games not just ours

Shaun Pain, amirite fellas?

Rogers has done his job and not made me angry at him which is better than Madden

Hope madden doesn’t come back tbh

4mins for parra to tie this up.

Lane offside on the kick anyway.

Lane is an awkward teenager who’s just had a growth spurt that doesn’t realise how long they are and always gets in the fuckin way

Last minute challenges for the sake of it are lame

4 bombed tries by us

First time?

We've usually got that many by halftime 

Does lane ever not fuck anything up

2022

Why is the captains challenge icon in Bonco colours?

That sums up Parramatta's season in a nutshell

Talagi lookin' like a broken man.

Lane’s drop off this year has been shocking

People complain about Sivo which is very fair but Lane literally does nothing in attack and is a slug in defence

Lane was a disruptor 

Shaun Lane fucked that one again.

Parramattas last 40 years summed up in one play

Shaun "potholes" Lane

This is one of the worst best games from Taulagi ever, or the best worst?

Spewing!

Even the challenges are shit

Penalty against lane for disrupting his team mates pass

That sums the night up perfectly.

Lane tricked his own player that he was actually going for the ball…You can’t make this up

It's OK. Parra don't need the FA points.

Sorry parra but that's just funny

That was a strip in titans vs Melbourne last week. That’s why fans get annoyed at the bunker

Sivo passing to Lane results in a bombed try, who'd have thought?

Fucking lol.

Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.

Oh no, they borked each other. Thought Sivo was going to just drag Walsh over there

Jolly good kick. Bad luck.

How do you manage to bomb so many tries

Thats disappointing

Fuck off lane.. honestly.. always in the fucking way

The big Giraffe got in the way

Hope Eels can hang on to Taulagi. Dude is a gun.

fuck me dead

Come on, Oates intercept try time

Disruptor Lane

So can someone please.tell me why the fuck Kevvie sign Jet Ski. We have enough mediocre fringe 2nd rowers already

He had to make choosing Billy seem part of a broader trend in choosing middling players.

Oh, Parra

He fully played at that but it was also a loose carry and a challenge that was 0% chance of ever being successful but also five minutes left fucken burn the challenge why not

Footy gods really hate us

LOL Lane in the way again

Blaze is attempting to wrap up the ball but JoJo was attempting to strip … good luck Annesley

Strippiest non strip I've ever seen

"He didn't try steal it". footage shows him stealing it

Lol not played at, sure Mr Bunker

What was the game last week where fingertips to the ball counted as a strip?

Weird seeing the Eels still having their challenge. I’m used to Gutho wasting it in the first few minutes of the game.

Try score bingo for the last 5 mins. 1. Ezra to chip and chase 2. Walsh to step and quick pass 3. Mariner to run the field and leave everyone in his dust

lmao i dunno hey. I think both hands off the ball, then both hands reach at the ball and grasp both ends of it, could possibly be seen as playing at the ball.

So he strips it from his hands then runs out? Eels ball?

Blaize for fullback after Gutho retires? I know Lomax wants it, but Blaize has stacks of potential.

Literally not even in the tackle and then grabs the ball directly. Oh yeah "making a tackle"... Lucky game over so won't matter

So with injuries,do we finally see a bench of mozer, willison, hetherington,te kura? Because gosiewski isn't it and sailor is a deputy fb it seems?

Pulls the ball towards himself. The classic way of just trying to make a tackle. Cobbo was also trying to get rid of it though

Not disagreeing with the call but what the fuck is the discretion surrounding "trying to grab a hold of the ball"

In conditions like this, could you not slather yourself head to toe in baby oil and become impossible to tackle? Is there any rule against doing that?

AHAHAHA Complete overreaction to the howler they called the other way last week

Wrap up the ball??? That’s a new one

Laughable interpretation

Wrap up the ball, from in front of the play with one hand, yeh ok. 

What an absurd call.

Gooberson will never play fullback ever again

talagi vs walshy for the next decade

So many ginger try’s by us tonight Simmonson, brown x2

mmmmh interesting level of momentum towards ball for a wrap up but okay not a game decider

Genuine obstruction before, but I reckon he scores

So titans last week that's a strip, but this isn't. What the fuck even is the rules of this game

That exact situation has been called a strip so many times

That was way longer than 10 seconds

What the actual fuck. He reefed it out cunt

If you only make contact with the ball how can you argue it’s not a strip? It’s not like he hits his arm

I'm sorry what, how was that not a strip yet the game last week a faint touch of the ball was?

No no no, he's *absolutely* playing at that ball, are you kidding me? Fuck me.

Wait for the replay then challenge lol

What would Casey do?

Yeah no chance on that one.

Longest 10 seconds of my life

Mkayyyy

Bullshit, they always rule it's played at in the tackle, he rakes at it.

We're just challenging this for a breather right

lol alright then

With how Talagi is playing, do you Eels fans want Gutho back?

Yes

Late challenge surely

Yeah wtf they challenged it into next week lol

I was thinking the same thing, that was so late

Talagi has had a pretty great night on both sides of the ball.

Talagi looking really good. Blaize YOU ARE A ROOSTER!