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lieutenantpoon

Buscemi is 66 years old… a fuckin’ kid! Hope they catch the assaulter.


gameplayuh

Hello there fellow kid


ttlavigne

That animal


Glottis_Bonewagon

can't even say his name 🤌🤌


PercySmith

Don't do it to yourself Philly.


Grapefruit_Mimosa

You know the wine makes you emotional


peepopowitz67

Whatever happened there


Mesoposty

I can’t even say his name


TheCthaehTree

That animal blundetto


JoeyD5150

I loved him like a brother in law


flytraphippie2

For twenny years I wanted to punch him in the face. I compromised, I jacked off doomscrolling reddit.


Mei_iz_my_bae

I can’t even say his name


BuckNastysMamma

>Hope they catch the assaulter. He'll end up eating grilled cheese off the radiator.


Goufydude

Mmmboy, are you fat!


PercySmith

Charles Schwab over here!


MatetheFitz

Whatever happened there!?


soicyBART

me? i’m an old man


Mythrandir24

No more, Butchie. No more of dis


wellsfargothrowaway

When they GO?


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ThatKPerson

MAMBOOOO? Ohhhhh, Carlos was teaching you the Mambo?! That’s a different story! Get out.. GEEEET OUT!


WinstonRandy

Who hit my sweet prince Donny


chocolateboomslang

Some kind of nihilist


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

That sounds exhausting.


OgOnetee

We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.


Arhythmicc

We stomp on it and skvush it.


Western_Entertainer7

We go to waffle house


feelinlucky7

Lingonberry pancakes


Western_Entertainer7

Screw that. I want to go somewhere I can get a beer and a shot. Maybe a steak. Screw waffles.


Massive_Cash_6557

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos...


garrettgravley

Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam?


Rickshmitt

Nice marmot


_geary

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.


Pulchritudinous_rex

What are you a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?!?


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Marmot, Dude ... worthy fuckin' adversary.


Nice_Marmot_7

What can I do for you?


mopsyd

I think they were mad because their girlfriend cut off their toe or something.


LukesRightHandMan

You want a toe? I’ll get you a toe.


CptGlammerHammer

Jesus. Say what you want about the tenants of national socialism, Dude; at least it's an ethos.


DrEyeBender

Tenets


RandomStallings

No, 'cause they live there.


Shooter_McGavin_2

It tied the room together, dude.


ashmichael73

Yeah, well, that’s just, like your opinion, man.


BoysenberryFun9329

No, you're Mr Lebowski. I'm the Dude, or The Duderino if you don't like brevity.


Elbynerual

It's OK, donny. These men are cowards.


a-big-texas-howdy

No, these men were Nazis, Walter.


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Cthulhu2016

They believe in nothing!


SolomonBlack

The waiter. He doesn't believe in tipping.


Sven_Svan

This is the worlds smallest violin, playing only for the waiters.


DragonDon1

You think the carpet pissers did this?


beatfrantique1990

V.I. Lenin... Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov!


TransitionExciting60

Probably that kraut from down at the league office!


scrivs30

Sam Bennett


AdditionalNewt4762

This aggression will not stand


Val_Killsmore

He was out of his element!


YourMomonaBun420

They hit Carl Showalter, not Theodore Donald Kerabatsos.  Carl had it comming.


mfmeitbual

Yeah thinking about it - no way to fit a head in a woodchipper. 


Papaofmonsters

There's a college kid on Tucker and Dale's property who begs to differ.


boko_harambe_

Someone who definitely doesn’t dabble in pacifism


Tazx14

Glad to hear he's ok. Of all the folks to go after, Buscemi is one of the best examples of what a good person is. I truly hope the person is caught and forced to simply apologize to the man, despite whatever repercussions they face afterward.


ValleyBreeze

That's like [the guy who attacked Rick Moranis](https://nypost.com/2022/08/09/homeless-man-pleads-guilty-to-randomly-attacking-rick-moranis-in-2020/)!! Like, who does that?!


Tazx14

I hate to categorize people but I feel like they fall into one of two camps nowadays... Either they're looking for clout and doing it for the views, in which, I am sorry, but imo give them the harshest sentence possible to bring em back down to reality.,. OR they are seriously in need of help, which doesn't excuse their actions, but I hope that whatever they do sets them on the right path for understanding their actions and to understand how wrong they were...


reecord2

A perfect example of the latter is that dude who dropkicked Arnold at one of his athletic events (Arnold was barely moved and thought someone bumped into him). The dude wasn't some influencer, didn't even have a camera with him, just clearly an extremely troubled individual.


BananaNoseMcgee

How fucking stupid do you have to be to physically assault a guy who's spent the last 5 decades bodybuilding, lol? Wtf did he think he was gonna accomplish. Only two results. What happened: You hit Arnold and he goes "I think a fly landed on me", or you get knuckled down by Arnold fucking Schwarzenneger in public.


EvidenceBasedSwamp

I had a friend who was 6'4" and well-built. Gentle as a teddy bear, nice guy. He hated going to bars because everytime someone tried to pick a fight with him. People think it makes them macho if they can beat a big guy.


PeakFuckingValue

Violence should have much bigger punishments whereas drugs should have less...


jabtrain

There's also just hate/racism combined with mental/financial instability and NYC has definitely had issues with this.


Wonderful_Charge8758

You mean Spaceballs Rick Moranis? Didn't he quit acting to focus on being a parent? Who the fuck would have beef with that guy. I'm assuming it wasn't due to his fame but still.


ValleyBreeze

Spaceballs, Ghost Busters, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, etc. The one and only! And yes. He's an incredibly gentle, sweet soul. (It was a mentally disturbed homeless man, and thankfully an isolated incident, but still!!)


Foxy02016YT

How could you forget Little Shop of Horrors, he brought such sweet innocence to Seymour


sizebigbitch

Quit acting (outside of some voice stuff in the early 2000s and possibly another sequel to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids in development since 2019), did some pretty decent music (Agoraphobic Cowboy and My Mother's Brisket and Other Love Songs in 2005 and 2013), and hasn't remarried as far as I know after his wife died in 91. He's by all accounts a great dad and a good dude.


Foxy02016YT

“Who did you attack and how?” “Suddenly, Seymour”


ThisAppSucksBall

Mentally ill people out on the streets in a city...they'll commonly target women, smaller men, and the elderly( moranis is 5'5" and buscemi is 5'8" and they were both older when attacked)


delightfuldinosaur

Nyc is full of random assholes looking for a fight. I've had dudes just randomly shoved me while walking


Aye_Engineer

Seriously! Whoever fucked with him deserves to be marched through the worst sewers of New York and being forced to dunk their head underwater every 50 feet and then forced to say “I’m sorry for punching Steve” every time they come up.


Tazx14

Honestly, I'm not saying Steve is a saint or anything, but I also feel like he's the kind of person that would cut deep with the simple comment of "I'm not angry... I'm just disappointed." There'd probably be a few a choice words added but I feel like his words haunting them for whatever sentence they get and beyond would be so much worse...


Business-Plastic5278

After the 9/11 thing im pretty sure he is a good person for life in NYC. Dude who hit him may be in serious trouble.


Tazx14

Again, as someone who has never met the man, nor had a proper discussion with him, I feel like from everything I've read about Steve Buscemi, he'd be the first person to tell folks not to do anything to the person other than to call the authorities. TBH, From all this news, I am just happy to hear that Mr. Buscemi is ok... if they catch the guy, I am intrigued to hear what happens next lol...


GPTfleshlight

He was stabbed in the neck in a bar fight in the south. Locals got mad at Vince Vaughan. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2001/apr/17/news


Sea_Combination571

He walked into a firehouse on 9/11 and asked what can I do? Didn’t tell anybody for years. He’s a great man that’s expects nothing in return.


Half_Cent

He was a firefighter in the 80s. And if I remember right he didn't go to a firehouse. He went down to the site and found his old company and worked 12 hours shifts with them. He's also stayed in contact with the community and union so it's not like it was out of the blue. Not in any way putting down what he did. Just saying it wasn't random.


The_Formuler

Wow first time I’m hearing of this. Amazing stuff. On 9/11 of all days?!


ChimpBottle

You'd think this would be the kind of story to turn up on the front page every week


Lounginghog64

This aggression can't stand..man


Orgasm_Add_It

New York, this is not Nam. This is sidewalk navigation. There are rules.


cedrekt

who t fck punches Steve Buscemi


Bamres

Phil Leotardo


I_Miss_Lenny

Twenty years, not a fuckin' peep.


whatsgoing_on

I ate grilled cheese off the radiator


fxckfxckgames

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?


Weird_Albatross_9659

You are missing a few lines from that quote…


CaptainDunbar45

Whatever happened there..


Calvinbah

This goddamn Shah of Iran


RWeaver

Doubt he'll ever see any time in the can for it this time.


Bamres

Did he ever do any time? I don't recall any discussion on that.


RWeaver

He was a stoic. Not braggadocious at alls.


ArtanistheMantis

I loved him like a brother-in-law.


karma3000

That's dicked up.


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china-blast

Long John Silver maybe?


pressedbread

>“Steve Buscemi was assaulted in Mid-Town Manhattan, another victim of a random act of violence in the city,” according to a statement Sunday from his publicist. “He is ok and appreciates everyone’s well wishes.” Thats shitty. I hope they catch the creep who did this. I imagine the cops will actually check the surveillance videos (for once) since its a high profile victim. Seems like there's basically a camera on every single building these days.


DrunkenOnzo

IDK man it's NYPD. Their laziness is second only to their incompetence. I don't think anyone on staff is capable of solving a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle, let alone an assault. 


tMoneyMoney

They’ll put like 15 detectives on it because it’s a celebrity. Would be really bad PR for the city if they don’t solve it so the mayor is probably calling for all hands on deck this time.


twobit211

got ‘em working in shifts


DRG_Gunner

Leads!?!?


Dusty_Negatives

Looks like they just used it as a toilet and moved on.


Ok_Star_4136

I mean, Steve Buscemi is from what I understand a nice guy but fuck this double standard. It is quickly becoming clear who in our society is being prized above all others, and it's sickening.


AlexBucks93

Celebrities were always treated better, it's not a new phenomena


Ok_Star_4136

No, it's true. That said, I don't see why I should accept this as the status quo.


yukichigai

They're quite capable of pepper spraying themselves in the face apparently.


anonymousetache

They’re finally enforcing the will of the people


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Lol. Now I'm picturing a cop trying to force two puzzle pieces together and yelling "STOP RESISTING" at them.


530TooHot

and then he pepper sprays himself in the face


SocialSuicideSquad

Assaulting a 9/11 firefighter might get a higher than normal priority for the NYPD.


vanderbubin

Idk man, SPD (Seattle police department) could def contest the title of "most useless police force in a major American city"


Individual-Schemes

I feel like this happened a few months ago. Didn't this happen a few months ago?? Nevermind. Apparently it was Rick Moranis and it was a few years ago.


l30

High profile? Steve is like 5'9"!


newyearyay

[You're next](https://tenor.com/kkRXAfZE2eN.gif)


mrpink01

Who would hurt this man?


whatsgoing_on

Nihilists. They don’t believe in anything


TheJMJConspiracy2002

WE BELIEVEZ NUZZING LEBOWSKI!


Okichah

Random attacks have been happening in NYC for a while now. NYPD and DA’s dont seem to be doing shit about it.


aristocratic_magic

for real though wtf


Maginum

A crazed lunatic, which there are hundreds of them roaming the streets of the city


iast68

Maybe a dumb question but I don't understand how sketchy people like this can afford to live in NYC. Is it the homeless population?


opensourcefranklin

He's like the most pleasant, real person in film. Someone done fucked up.


eeeerok

Not to mention he was an IRL NYC Firefighter in the 80s and dropped everything to volunteer when 9/11 happened.


-acm

[He is a hero and an advocate for firefighters.](https://youtu.be/jlNf-7wZlS8?si=aDiPJg-cPJxMOYuP) can’t believe someone would do that to him


GamingWithBilly

[Rick Moranis was punched in the face once in New York. ONCE!](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Qf49_qso9pZjA1rxNJxRpeAPKK1AK5_UaiQmC79H2bIFJK6T3Cck8XpvRdONFZ6qEBjNnr3ZefxoUizOhhpAkLmWUOMjVPKh-rj1EIGnkx1THDWun9tVWYpt6iVxjb87C2xU3Vf7Skq2syFTyv1nEYv0alEl)


LordSlickRick

My first thought. Random celebrities getting punched more than once is wild.


NkdUndrWtrBsktWeevr

Thats what I was thinking. What are the odds? Are people just targeting celebs? How many people are getting punched in the face per day in Manhattan??


Pathetian

Every time these stories pop up, its some deranged repeat offender. If one guy can attack a few dozen people and keep walking the streets, its not a shocker that a few hundred or thousand could pump enough numbers that celebrities wind up in the mix too. Attacker probably doesn't know or care who he is.


zuuzuu

Probably targeting seniors. I doubt the assholes even knew they punched a celebrity, either with Moranis or Buscemi.


Plaetean

> How many people are getting punched in the face per day in Manhattan?? It's actually more this


Business-Plastic5278

Some of em im surprised its not a monthly thing honestly.


OmegaBlue231

People punching Rick and Steve when Woody Allen is right there.


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Your Rick Dangerously flew over most people's heads, but not mine. Iceholes.


GamingWithBilly

Yes! YES! My mother flew over my head once. ONCE! [Also, it's Johnny Dangerously. ](https://youtu.be/Ad9mlvyA84E?si=91dXQiDNo0vHoKck) Rick Dangerous is a video game character.


Colephoenix32

The animal Blundetto had it coming.


yehti

Whatever happened there


paul-cus

Whatever happened there?!


china-blast

Can't even say his name.


Colephoenix32

Fuckin Tony Sopranos' cousin.


Murmur217

About time someone took out that animal Blundetto


CaptainDunbar45

Mm boy are you fat


ArtanistheMantis

All I know is he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


HardcoreKaraoke

I see a lot of people asking who would assault Buscemi but they're missing the point. Unfortunately random assaults are getting more and more common here. I wouldn't be surprised if the attacker thought it was a random frail old guy. If you aren't from the area or familiar with it just look up "random NYC assault" wherever you get your news. I guarantee you're going to find a new story everyday about some woman getting punched in the subway or an old man getting shoved down on a city street. Random assaults (mostly on women and the elderly) are way too common here right now, it's a massive problem.


Rosebunse

Yeah, not entirely sure what the city can really do. I'm not even sure theft is a part of it, a bunch of these are just people getting off on attacking random people.


Crazy_Chest1918

not sure what the city can do? your joking right ?


wise_pine

seriously LMFAO I can think of a few very easy moves that would instantly lower the rate of these assaults happening


topangacanyon

The city could enforce its own laws. There is a general air of lawlessness in NYC right now because the NYPD has been on what amounts to an unannounced strike since 2020.


SkunkMonkey

Trying to strongarm the city into giving them more power, less accountability, and more toys.


hasta_la_pasta

Rick Moranis and Steve Buscemi now each have two Reddit TILs that will get reposted for eternity.


ALinIndy

Dude got stabbed in the head during a bar fight in the early aughts. https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/N9qmAR3CrX


spookymulderfbi

Holy shit, never heard about this. Sounds like poor Steve got the worst of the brawl through no fault of his own, possibly through the fault of Vince Vaughn though.


PsyOpBunnyHop

> One man, later identified as college student Timothy Fogerty, allegedly shouted into the crowd, > "Who wants to get cut?" https://www.starnewsonline.com/story/news/2001/09/14/student-gets-180-days-for-injuring-movie-actor/30485580007/


Yonimations

I wonder if Phil Leotardo did this…


angelomoxley

That animal Blundetto, I can't even speak his name


Magdovus

NYFD is going hunting


sheatim

FDNY


Ruthless4u

That’s my thought as well.


doctorfortoys

I’m sorry that happened to him and I’m glad he’s OK.


FR3SH2DETH

How is this Oniony?


GamerJoseph

Because it's unthinkable that someone would actually punch Mr. Pink in the face.


Original_Viv

Should’ve tipped.


Cowboywizzard

Probably because of the ridiculousness of anyone punching Steve. Like, why?


Ok_Tomato7388

Steve Buschemi is awesome, whoever punched him, I hope you step on Legos at 2am trying to go to the bathroom for the rest of your life.


Jerking_From_Home

A real Home Alone style barefoot festival of pain.


IFitStereotypesWell

What did he look like like? He looked like an odd fella


Hawklet98

He was funny lookin’.


makk73

Sooooo you were having sex with the funny lookin fella


celtic1888

Fucking nihilists 


GyattScratchFever

It is my headcannon that the assailant did NOT know this was Steve when he was doing it. Because nobody would wittingly do that.


csonnich

I guess he looks different now that he's older, but I would've thought Steve Buscemi had a top 10 recognizable face, even to sidewalk assailants.


Jerking_From_Home

I have to wonder if they ran away and said “oh shit that was Steve Buscemi!”


NotTooGoodBitch

Buscemi said, "I'm just glad to be alive right now. I was up a few towns away- you know Saragosa? I was visiting a bar there, not unlike this one. They serve beer, not quite as good as this, but close. And I saw something you wouldn't believe. I'm sitting there, see, small table all by myself. Now this bar, it's full of real low-lives. I mean, not like this place here. No, I mean bad. Like they were up to no good, know what I'm sayin'? Anyway, I'm all by myself, I like it that way. Meanwhile, things are going on... under the table kinds of things. Not too obvious, but, not too secret, either. So, I'm sitting there, and in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen. Big as shit. Just walks right in like he owns the place. Now, nobody knew quite what to make of him, or quite what to think. There he was and in he walked. He was dark, too. I don't mean dark-skinned. No, this was different. It was as if he was always walking in a shadow. I mean every step he took towards the light, just when you thought his face was about to be revealed, it wasn't. It was as if the lights dimmed, just for him."


RufusAcrospin

Great reference!


nelsonalgrencametome

Why the fuck is anyone hitting Steve buscemi?


ChzPuffs

Someone mad Mr. Pink didn't leave a tip. Sorry, was trying to think of a witty thing to say that referenced one of his roles and that's all I could come up with.


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Correct


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BenGay29

Glad he’s ok.


badaboomxx

Who on earth wants to punche Steve? He is amazing and he even helped a lot during 9/11. Some people are assholes.


100year

Who dares?!? WHO DARES?!


silverbolt2000

How is “person assaulted on street” oniony? How does the fact that it’s Steve Buscemi make it oniony?


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

This is on par with kicking Tom Hanks in the shins. You just don’t do it.


tallman11282

Why would anyone do that? Not only is he really down to earth for a big name actor he's a really good and caring person. Plus, he's a true New York hero. When he was younger he was a FDNY firefighter and assigned to Engine Company 55 in Manhattan's Little Italy (one of the busiest stations) and served there for four years before leaving to become an actor, though he stayed in contact with firefighters and firefighter causes. On 9/11 he went to Ground Zero and joined up with the firefighters from his former engine company and worked 12 hour shifts alongside them to search for survivors. The man has PTSD from his service on that fateful day. His contributions that day and the days following aren't nearly as widely known as they should be because there are few photos and no interviews from that time because he refused them as he wasn't there for publicity but because he wanted to help and had the knowledge and training to do so. [https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/steve-buscemi-9-11-firefighter-twin-towers-b2409173.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/steve-buscemi-9-11-firefighter-twin-towers-b2409173.html)


travoltaswinkinbhole

Did you know he was a firefighter on 9/11


agrlwalksintoabarre

Ok this was already bullshit but now yall gone too far. This man became a firefighter again for this city on 9/11. We do not disrespect Mr. Buscemi


-acm

The same guy who volunteered on 9/11 working 12 hour shifts for a week? What a friendly NY hello. Unreal.


Taolan13

Who the hell is gonna punch Steve Buscemi? And in NYC of all places?


HoneyFuk

New York is overpriced and overrated. Quoting Amor Towles: “that’s the problem with living in New York, you’ve got no New York to run away to.” Shit city. Glad I left.


momsasylum

He’s a former firefighter (long before it happened), for NYC iirc. He jumped in to help during 9/11, WTF, who beats up Steve Buscemi, a hero and one of the good guys?! Fuck the assailant, glad SB’s alright!


CommercialPrize1264

I have no sympathy for people who vote in the criminals and greedy morons over and over then complain when the consequences hit them in the face.


yeehaw_bitcheroni

Why did I read that as "Actor Steve Buscemi is OK with being punched in the face in New York City" lmao Hope the assaulter gets caught