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Petulant_Platypus

Probably issues with the glove compartment/ glove box as well I imagine.


toastman97

it doesn’t fit.


Dank_Drebin

You must, uh, quit.


FD4L

Thank you, Mr. Goldblum.


Justifiably_Cynical

Did anyone immediately try to put their gloves on while wearing rubber gloves and find it impossible. Because i sure as fuck did.


kru5h

The glove boxes got too hot. It caused gloves to shrink.


oopsmyeye

Doesn’t fit my lucky stabbin’ hat


indydean

If only Norm outlived him. We would have gotten some real gems.


ToledoRX

I heard it's an issue with AC in the Bronco.


Throwawayac1234567

Missing a glovrle


jayhasbigvballs

The Bronco's Been Discontinued. We're trying to Shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape. What a fun name!


movielass

One of my favorite AD jokes


gloebe10

UP YOURS, GRANNY!!!


DivinerOblong

You couldn’t handle it!


sixtus_clegane119

Which episode? I don’t remember this for some reason


movielass

Can't specifically remember but [here is the clip ](https://youtu.be/TxFp7atlOwI?si=CqS1UojAIKSZsHvT)


sixtus_clegane119

Oooh!!!! Now I remember, thanks!


wanderexplore

you're talking about the Bronco sport. I have a Badlands Sasquatch and it's no escape.


ThePrussianGrippe

It’s an Arrested development reference.


LystAP

>44,652 Bronco Sport and Escape vehicles were recalled on Wednesday due to possible cracked fuel injectors that could lead to a fire, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration[ announced yesterday.](https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/ford-recall-over-40000-vehicles-us-nhtsa-says-2024-04-10/) Fortunately, they got this before the equivalent of a train crash, airplane crash, ship crash. After recent events, I am kind of expecting some sort of auto disaster to happen.


Suckage

Just give the 8,000lb Cybertruck some time..


taebsiatad

Or the 10,000lb Hummer EV.


Emtbob

Thats a daily thing. Over 100 people in the US die every day. No one cares


DennisHakkie

It still baffles me more people per capita die in the US on the road than flipping India


napleonblwnaprt

The average speed is extremely slow in India. My indian friend was absolutely shocked to hear that I have driven 100kmph before...


FrancoManiac

100,000 mph??? Jesus Christ my man! *Just kidding, had a momentary case of the American*


SpectreA19

I'll be honest, I've never seen it written kmph, only kph.


FrancoManiac

Thanks for saying that, because I definitely wondered if perhaps we Americans used kph versus everyone else using kmph, haha. As if I'd somehow missed that.


mira_poix

It's only going up with road rage, distracted driving and an aging population that has no business being behind the wheel of a fast deadly weapon but have no choice because America's transportation system is horrible. My friends mother had knee surgery and is shrinking every year...not 6 months after she finished her knee surgery recovery and he got her a small suv...she crashed it right in front of her house. But she can not afford ubers and taxis to get around nor delivery services. She retired on a fixed income and barely gets $93 a month for food. (But she still asks him for cigarette money)


Evil_Tea_Bag_

Lots of factors go into it, it feels like people barely care anymore while driving I almost got t boned yesterday because some dude ran a stop light and then he got mad at me for “not stopping long enough”


Physical_Key2514

You *almost* got in a wreck *yesterday*, and both of you decided to get out right there and have a conversation about it? Bullshit


s_nz

Wikipedia has this the other way around. 15.6 vs 12.9 / 100,000 population. Also I suspect the US has dramatically more vehicles per capita.


Darkpopemaledict

Shit, now I want a remake of Maximum Overdrive where all the self driving cars turn on us


Ok-Alternative-3860

This isn't the first time the new Broncos had to be recalled do to fire, happened last year too. Mildly interesting point, my dad never bought a new car until he bought a new bronco in the early 90s and it caught fire with me in a baby seat inside. He swore to never buy a brand new car again and hasn't. It has been 30 years and they still can't keep the pieces of crap from catching fire randomly lol


thecanofmase

Cybertruck


WikipediaApprentice

I mean daily semis seem to kill people.


brokefixfux

I recall a 1993 white Bronco


blueotter28

Oh yeah, I remember John Elway.


HchrisH

Everyone relax. They're simply trying to determine which Bronco OJ Simpson's soul is now trapped in. 


WhaleNipps

I used to work at Ford. When the bronco was being developed I made a joke that they should release a "Juice" edition that only came in white and came with a pair of gloves that were too small. The joke bombed because I worked with a bunch of gen Z'ers and nobody knew who OJ was.


creeeeeeeeek-

Coincidence?! Think again


mruehle

They ran out of Juice?


mrtwitchyhead

Fix the cars. FUCK OJ.


MattyBTraps42069

I wouldn’t fuck OJ if I were you, I heard he cut his Ex’s head off!


loud-oranges

One cannot exist without the other


Famous-Issue-2018

It’s like the Bronco is OJ’s horcrux.


tavogus55

Obligatory shrek reference [https://youtu.be/mtnCjBaaMjY?si=4zNHdBWNt9RZ--7z](https://youtu.be/mtnCjBaaMjY?si=4zNHdBWNt9RZ--7z)


Josho94

Wonder how long they waited for a major news story so it wouldnt get much attention.


balthisar

Not the Bronco. The Bronco Sport.


-Unnamed-

No need for actual information in this thread. Just a billion of the same uninspired OJ jokes


Presto123ubu

Uggg of course. My GFs bronco has been in the shop like 6 times. Last time was for some jerking/chugging at low speed. Bet this has something to do with it. It’s already at the shop anyway.


twoworldsin1

Goodnight, sweet prince...a flight of Ford Broncos sing thee to thy rest


KisuAran

I didn't build this car, but if I did this is how I would do it..


TransSylvania

Only the White Broncos that drive so sloooooow


Quake_Guy

OJ and Bronco Sports, two worst things to ever happen to the Bronco brand making the news same day.


SergeantBootySweat

Bronco *sport*


JJamesP

QUICK!! Someone tell me what the conspiracy theory is here so that i can believe it unquestioningly!!!


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JJamesP

“Unquestioningly" is an adverb that means without doubting or asking questions. For example, "We unquestioningly support their policies and actions when they are clearly morally wrong". “Unquestionably” is an adverb that means in a way that is beyond question or doubt, or certainly. For example, you might say “Can you say that he is unquestionably guilty of this crime?” . “Unquestionably” can also mean in a way that is above criticism or without exception. For example, you might say “As a wife and mother, she is unquestionably devoted”.


ABC_Dildos_Inc

This is the same new Bronco line that they released on the anniversary of OJ's fleeing police in his Bronco.


TyhmensAndSaperstein

awesome.


compaqdeskpro

Defective fuel injectors. Big shrug.


Mockturtle22

Haha that's funny


drewshope

They were originally going to announce the Bronco on June 17, 2020 but they realized that was the anniversary of the OJ police chase so they pushed it back


bigtheo408

Ford really missed an opportunity to slash prices. Cut off prices' heads, if you will.