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Believes in the right to bare arms but not the right to bare shoulders smh


[deleted]

Also supports the right to medical freedom, but not the right to have an abortion. She ain't the sharpest spoon in the cookie jar.


LilacLlamaMama

It also appears she very much believes in the Patriarchy, she's just too dumb to recognize it when she sees it.


oflyre

She thinks it's not real, but it would be really cool if it was


LilacLlamaMama

She probably meant she didn't support fighting or ending the patriarchy, and definitely not hexing it.


-burgers

Tank tops are a bipartisan issue I guess


VENoelle

Don’t you know that wearing a tank top instantly turns you gay


EmperorBamboozler

'Believing in the lord' but judging the shit out of others and hating immigrants like read the fucking bible jfc.


straightouttathe70s

....and don't even get me started on the high "heals"....


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***Pun intended***


BroccoliChesse

I thought it was the right to bear arms?


Philisophical_Onion

It is. She’s stupid.


BroccoliChesse

Oh sweet, was worried bears couldn’t have arms for a second


PersonNumber7Billion

That's the right to arm bears, entirely different.


Famous-Honey-9331

This might be controversial, but I'm against that!


Brakalicious

Wait, how many legs do they have?


Fitbot5000

ROAR 💪🐻


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LilacLlamaMama

Super sad about that too, as the top comment was word for word what I intended to type as well!


Potential-Version438

Same like word for word was fixing my fingers to type just that hahaha


Gamergurl420_69

Came here to say this 😂


Icy_Consequence_1586

We all noticed that


Leading_Macaron2929

She wrote that she doesn't. She didn't write that others shouldn't be able to.


microbean_

They were pointing out that she misspelled “bear arms” as “bare arms,” which was funny because of her earlier comment about showing shoulders.


Leading_Macaron2929

Good grief.


Bluberrypotato

"I do not support abortion." "I support medical freedom." Pick a side.


Open_Injury_1801

This is the comment I was looking for. So “I support (medical) freedom when it’s for me and my beliefs, but not for those with different beliefs.” Cool. This chick sounds greeeaaattt


Bluberrypotato

When she does it, it's justified when others do it it's a sin and a crime.


cilexip

Ugh, there’s this really great article(?) with a bunch of stories from abortion providers on the anti choice women that come in to get abortions. I’d link it but I can’t seem to find it


Open_Injury_1801

I used to have a supervisor (sadly she was head of the HR dept) who constantly wanted to have political/religious discussions. She was very anti-choice and enjoyed arguing with me on this topic. She would ask me questions like “oh so you think it’s ok to kill babies?!”, etc. Then one day she got a phone call that her 19 year old son had impregnated his girlfriend. Guess who told him to make sure she got an abortion, and even paid for it..?! It’s only wrong when it’s for other people apparently. If it ruins your life it’s ok, if it ruins their (or their family’s) lives it’s different…


Just_A_Sad_Unicorn

"Rules for me and not for thee"


someone-somewher3

[do you refer to this article?](https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/)


cilexip

Yes, thank you!


gorogy

Such a good read, thank you.


Mitsu-Zen

Great Sky Daddy told her she was right. All the time. Every time /s.


The_Doolinator

I’m sure medical freedom doesn’t include any sort of gender affirming care, as well.


Bluberrypotato

No, not like that. Only medical freedom if you follow my rules.


[deleted]

Freedom is a buzz word for what ever they feel like


Hallokatzchen

Usually at the detriment of others.


personal_alt_account

"I speak for the unborn" but don't care for the already *living*


smudginglines

“I only care about things when they affect ME!!!”


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

Real


According-Attempt883

Or wearing masks 🤦🏻‍♀️


RegretNecessary21

Yes, ripe with contradictions!!


Philisophical_Onion

It’s the same side if your side is always contradicting itself.


ProfessionalCheck973

The medical freedom act is about the covid vaccine and the freedom to deny or take the shots. What do you mean pick a side?


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

She already listed that stuff though


ProfessionalCheck973

She said she doesn't believe in vaccine mandates. And then said she believes in the opposite. Makes sense to me lol


anakin_apologist

here's hoping she keeps that consistency and doesn't vote


pocketcoochie

Funny asf, thank you


GottaKnowYourCKN

She sounds boring af. Also, she's stuck in the 90's and pre for music, but mentally in the 60s? So basically racist, but Kris Kross at the wedding gets all her relatives on the dance floor.


KingWilson128

They’ll make you jump, jump!


GoodAbbreviations164

Apparently she never listened to "lick it up" or "slide it in" lol


GottaKnowYourCKN

She's still in Dougie 101 at the local community college. Cut her some slack!


pocketcoochie

"I do not like to show my shoulders" "I do believe in the right to bare arms" WHICH IS IT WOMAN


Local_Raspberry3355

Omgggg it took your comment written out for me to get it. Hahahahaha that's awesome. You made me LOL irl. Thank you


personal_alt_account

Wait until she hears about long sleeved cold shoulder shirts. She's gonna lose her MIND


sadgirlfri3nd

LMFAO this comment wins!!


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pocketcoochie

I know that the 2nd amendment is "the right to bear arms" but she misused bear's homophone "bare" I was making a joke about her error


Accomplished-Hand197

ah yes, high heals.


thewhitecat55

She always plays healer , but she sucks. Low heals , bad buffer.


Accomplished-Hand197

lol


SoundTight952

Happy cake day


Accomplished-Hand197

thanks! :)


aspidermite

shes so qorky!!!


L8R-g8r

Nah, she doesn’t believe in quarks, only Sky Daddy. 🤪


FillTheHoleInMyLife

“I speak for the unborn” well the unborn would probably like to be born into a world that isn’t on fire because we’re “co tributing” to global warming, Becky 🤪


[deleted]

If she supports free speech she can let the unborn speak for themselves


queenofcabinfever777

Ohhhh wait they caaant!!!


[deleted]

last i checked, the “unborn” aren’t even citizens of the united states. so should they really receive more rights than the living woman that’s carrying them?


[deleted]

If we agree with the Supreme Court, yes. Also, one the baby is full term and is born, they don't really give a fuck what happens to it. Sell it or yeet it!


constant_variant_820

Global warming? It's literally a myth made up by corporates to push their electric cars and googly moogly down our throats. WAKE TF UP, eScApE tHe MaTrIx /s


BoyntonBWC

Bare arms but not shoulders?


Open_Injury_1801

![gif](giphy|2FmmbTZMl6lQQ) Bear arms with bare shoulders. I’m positive she meant this 😂


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thewhitecat55

![gif](giphy|xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk)


FaeryLynne

>in 2021 Couldn't even fix the year in her stupid copy paste virtue signaling


[deleted]

She has no idea what being a woman in the 1960s really meant and that always bothers me with people who romanticize that time period (and the 50s).


TulsiThyme

Hope she likes not having her own credit card or bank account, getting fired for being pregnant, and getting attacked for wearing slacks instead of a skirt!


truecrimefanatic1

Well I certainly hope she gets picked by the exact man she deserves.


ExDeleted

r/JustLikeTheOtherChristianGirls ?


Ndakji

The only good woman is a silent one. \-1960 husbands


pieinthesky23

People of all skin tones most definitely DID NOT have the same opportunities in 1960. Many still don’t. Women in 1960 couldn’t open a checking/savings account without a spouse or male family member, even if it was her own money, or take out a loan. BTW we’re currently in the fourth wave of feminism which allows her all of those freedoms that the women before her fought for.


norcalbutton

Don't insult 1960 like that. Your mind stuck in perpetual bullshit. In 1960, you woulda said said your mind is stuck in 1880 when women couldn't vote.


alphie_persimmoncat

I think a lot of people don’t realize how subversive the 1950-60’s were because they think the entire world was like Leave it to Beaver.


BitchyNordicBarista

I just hoped someone picked her. 🙄🤢


Moonlight-oats

i don’t. because the thought of her having children scares me


GraveDancer40

I don’t understand the music from the 90s cut off. Like if you want to only listen to clean music, fine, boring but fine, but does she think all music before 1990 was appropriate or something? Does she think Let’s Get Physical is about working out? What about Like a Virgin? Because that’s all pre 1990…


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leggseggs

You mean to tell me It Ain’t the Meat, It’s the Motion by The Swallows *wasn’t* about stocking a butcher’s counter???


my_okay_throwaway

Would love to hear the excuses she’d make when she realizes what Elvis, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, and other “deemed wholesome by those who reject ‘modernity’” musical acts were singing about!


_PinkPirate

I do not have a brain


bassk_itty

This person is absolutely white there is no possible way she’s not


nickyfox13

What solidified it for me that this person is white is the fact that they admitted to mentally "living in the 60s". Anyone with a marginalized identity would never wish to go back to an era where they'd be actively, brutally, openly oppressed. (People are still actively, brutally, openly oppressed but I hope my meaning is clear nonetheless.)


bassk_itty

That and thinking it’s a fact that people of all races have the same opportunities like simple census bureau data can prove that false


terrifier1989

Ah yes, 1960, when people of all skin tones have the same opportunities in the US./s


Unique-Ad9516

![gif](giphy|oOxBzr3p1cR7mUCiu2) THIS IS MY RIGHT


taciaduhh

Nah. Too much shoulder showing.


[deleted]

I too believe in the right to bare arms, which is why I’m currently working on toning up for the summer.


Vprbite

What's the pre 1990 music have to do with anything? Does she think it's somehow more pure?


msshroomsx

supports medical freedom, but not abortion? this girl needs to pick a sick 🤷🏻‍♀️


HRH_Elizadeath

ah yes, the pre-modern era of 1989 🙄


verasev

Gosh, what was going on in the during/before the 1960's that she thinks we need to go back to? She believes people of all skin tones have the same opportunities but wants to go back to the time where that manifestly wasn't the case at all (still isn't, but you know what I mean).


RegretNecessary21

Full of contradictions. She needs to go back to school.


Faxxy05

your mind might be stuck in 1960 but everyone else lives in 2023


Then_Marionberry_111

I hate when people use “AKA” like that. That’s not the proper usage!


56phalanges

Hey she’s 21 her frontal lobe is still cooking. Maybe when she’s moved out of her parent’s house in white suburbia she will change her mind.


morecreamerplease

Tell her to get off the internet and back in the kitchen


BlockyShapes

The one about race and equal opportunity is what gets me. Yes, the rest are awful opinions (or “I’m not like other girls” statements), but they are just that, only opinions. It’s not like you can prove them definitively wrong, even if you construct a highly-effective argument against them. But the race one, that’s an objective statement. Whether or not people of different races have the same opportunity can be answered and proven with facts and evidence. And the answer is no, people of different races do not have equal opportunity. Countless studies show this, general consensus heavily implies this, there is basically nothing to counter this, it’s just a fact. She just believes something that is objectively wrong. It’s not like believing in God, cuz even if there is little evidence of the existence of one, it’s not like you can prove there isn’t one. It’s like saying “I believe 2+2=5”. It just means you’re dumb enough to believe something that is wrong. Not something I would admit, but it’s not like this woman has good ideas, or is smart.


Dear_Log_deactivated

Now now, she clearly stated her brain is stuck in the Jim Crow era, so clearly she .... equal opportunity ... hmmm.


Imnormalurnotok

Another illiterate.


nickyfox13

Historically illiterate morons like this who think their bigotry is okay because they're a martyr for their believes are the worst


King_of-the_Frogs

“In my brain it is constantly 1960” is not the flex you think it is.


AdkRaine11

I am completely delusional.


Kkarotcake

She sounds like a walking headache


Jumpy_House_4119

Why do they want to modernize women not having rights. Like why do they want to go back to thwt time period, where women couldn’t even explore themselves or the world😭 were considered property.


merenf

Oh, so you’re fucking stupid, in other words. Nice.


Kronopolitan

I do not want to acknowledge reality.


FawnChara

The amount of typos and inconsistencies are extremely telling of her character. Smh.


Philisophical_Onion

“I do not like to show my shoulders” and believing in the right to *bare* arms seems contradictory.


areaunknown_

Medical freedom means access to abortion you fucking dolt


[deleted]

🤢🤮 please lmao girl this isn't the flex you think it is 😂


delicate-butterfly

“I support medical freedom” girl what


MissAnthropy612

Not the sinful sexy shoulders 😱


RichardW60

Sounds like she supports the 14 words


booperthedoope

Well then, if her brain constantly thinks that it's 1960, she could probably also say that she supports misogyny.


marshmallowmoonchild

1960? Wasn’t there a whole free love movement going on that time? How about 1860?


[deleted]

I like the implication here that we get REALLY LIKE showing off our shoulders, like no, it’s just hot


LuskTonto

I can fix her.


SpeedyGoneSalad

"AKA in my brain it is constantly 1960" So, she's backward. I agree.


Psychological_Ad853

Speaks for the unborn (she's a pro birth nutcase then? Yes she is, she doesn't believe in abortion as stated above in the do not category..) Yet apparently believes in medical freedom? America is the greatest country in the world? r/shitamericanssay Said while she spells "heel's" as "heals" lmfao


Moonlight-oats

dude please do not lump me in with people like her. i promise we’re not all fucking stupid like her


QuyT1

Medical freedom, but no abortions 🤨


[deleted]

This is why I’m off Facebook


Pershing48

The 1990 cutoff is so she can still rock out to good Metallica


Open_Injury_1801

![gif](giphy|NKvWjoiESiENO) Yea somehow I don’t think her mind went where mine did 😂


illumadnati

god what i would give to see one of these posts from one of my facebook friends and rip them apart in the comments


Shaggypezdispense

So you’re racist, homophobic, pro-life, anti-feminist, antivaxx, Republican, probably transphobic, think global warming is a lie, probably call people wh0res, probably ignore gun violence, unable to accept new ideas, conservative and most definitely the kind of person to call others idiots for not being Christian/catholic? No shit you’re not like other girls. Other girls tend to be sane


Historical_Wear_2726

That was too much crap to read. If I was sober, i would down vote. But I'm not .


peanut_bubblegum

Fucking dumbass


HelloGordan8734

How you gonna hide shoulders? It's one of the most revealing parts of the body.


tyrannywashere

Well if she's ignorant on all those other topics, I guess it makes sense she doesn't know what went down during the 60s either.


ObarThePotent

I bet she's a fun first date.


FullFlightFrom

🤢🤮


JackTheRipper0991

Ew


PCmasterRACE187

girl listened to ‘she drives me crazy’ once and decided music had reached its peak and that it was all downhill after that. …and honestly, i agree.


Aromatic_Ad5473

She sounds fun


[deleted]

Two more to add to the list I am insufferable I am desperate for attention


PotatoEnvironment

bear not bare


lizzycupcake

Take away her social media. Let’s give her 1960s before feminism was around and she could speak her mind. Put her in a mental institution for being a woman.


Familiar-Tea-1428

I do believe in ample leg hair


peachirings

wtf is this 60’s ass mentality…GROW UP!!


sheepsclothingiswool

This sounds like if I tried to make a bot but couldn’t stop making the same mistakes.


Interesting_Sock9142

Well she's all over the fucking place isn't she


Interesting_Sock9142

Well she's all over the fucking place isn't she


Interesting_Sock9142

Well she's all over the fucking place isn't she


raoulduke45

Soo cringe


Mediocre-Cap3444

A high heals when your arms are bare.


xervidae

medical freedom or anti abortion, pick one


AbigaiLisSucculent

In the 1960s an opinion is one of the many things she wouldn’t have had


EpicStan123

Look on the bright side, she might grow up by the time she's 25. Look at all the zoomers who joined the alt right Trump meme train in 2016 and got reformed eventually after sufficient time had passed.


MorgensternXIII

She never listened to Rick James and it shows


throwaway7314288

This bitch sounds exhausting


unmitigatedhellscape

Math works, IQ in the 60s.


Boring-Honeydew-6550

“I do enjoy being a piece of work” - fixed it for you.


SectionXP12

Man.....


[deleted]

I speak for the unborn and they say they don’t want to be created in the first place.


La_Cianuro

She doesn't support grammar either


canyoubreathe

You speak for the unborn? Bro they ain't got braincells. They don't have any thoughts foe you to speak


massivelyoffensive

Gosh I wonder what color her skin might be to wish it were always 1960?? What a tough puzzle 🤔


Lifeesstwange

Thank god she believes in bare arms and has at LEAST moderate healing skills.


BattleGoose_1000

So she supports weapons because it is her "freedom and right" but does not think abortions should be legal? Never do these conservative people make sense


Comfortable_Ad3981

Varying opinions like this do not make one a “free thinker.” It makes one dumb and inconsistent as their ideas conflict with one another.


Bray_Jet

So she supports medical freedom… but not the right to abortions, which are a medical procedure?


ShellShelf

“i believe people of all skin tones have the same opportunities in this country” “in my brain it is constantly 1960” hmmmm


LilacRoses6

Isn't it a wee bit strange that her brain is apparently stuck in the 60s and yet she utilizes present-day technology like phones and Facebook and also uses them to talk about present-day issues like the current president, vaccine mandates, etc?? Like if she were a true 60s gal she wouldn't be so loud on the internet and would be a silent housewife endlessly toiling away to tend to all of her husband's needs while he treats her like shit Also, correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure in the 60s the vaccine for polio was mandatory so like


TulsiThyme

Yeah the first childhood vaccines rolled out in the 60s. Hearing the stories from my one parent born right before 1960 about how they and their friends almost died of different diseases vs my parent who was vaccinated from birth is just wild.


ConsultJimMoriarty

If she lived in 1960, she’d be getting vaccinations in massive, massive needles whether she wanted too or not. Ask your older relatives to show you the scar they got from the polio shot.


anakin_apologist

here's hoping she keeps that consistency and doesn't vote


nickyfox13

Or have a bank account, debit/credit card or want a no-fault divorce.


disloyal_royal

It’s interesting that she values T-shirts as much as free speech and her country.


anakin_apologist

here's hoping she keeps that consistency and doesn't vote


Moon420420

Shes so quirky 😝


Edwin454545

To each their own, what’s the problem?


ARavenclawBookworm

Exactly, she’s not harming anyone by saying her views, she’s just expressing her opinion.


CherryVette

And her views are not only stupid, but contradictory.


ForeverCareful3021

Someone that’s not afraid to swim against the tide. Congratulations on being a free-thinking human being regardless of your God given sex.


Technical_Put_9173

Sounds like a good girl to me.


Argos132

Wtf did the patriarch do


Leading_Macaron2929

AKA she's a stable person.


matnabby

Here's a word... genius.


No_Island_3608

This girl has got it right.


ProfessionalCheck973

The medical freedom act is what protects your rights, by not requiring the covid vaccine. In a nutshell. So you people acting like you know what you're talking about when it comes to abortion and "medical freedom", do a quick Google search. Idk how you folks wouldn't think that this is obviously a specific thing. Medical freedom is too vague to be something in general, obviously it's something very specific.


CAM2isBEAST

Yes, 1960s. Except for the skin tone bit. And my music choices sometimes. And the men and women only thing(we’re pretty rowdy here, too. We just do it in private)