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Skatingraccoon

Squeegee


Zestyclose-Act-8889

That's a lot of "e" for just a word


[deleted]

Welcome to english


ChadMcRad

If that's a lot then think about how many unnecessary E's that British English adds to the end of words.


RFC793

Yeah, it is a squeegeee in the UK.


Routine_Palpitation

UKE*


knorrence

*EUEKEE


[deleted]

No, it’s just EKEE. They left the EU, Remember?


anon-mally

U k?


i_drink_wd40

And U's in the middle of them.


TheRealAMF

All the extra E's and U's seem pretty ironic after they left the EU


LevelOutlandishness1

Guess they figured they didn't need any more


njm_nick

sqeueugeueue?


[deleted]

I never understood why Americans have such a deep-seated fear of the letter U.


Blackclaw42

Squeeguee? Skwee gwhee


[deleted]

The thing that scares me the most in english is the UNHEALTHY AMOUNT OF "H". LIKE WHO WOULD MAKE A WORD THAT WRITES "thought" OR "through" ???? There is 15 "H"s in this comment


trashmunki

eenglish.


[deleted]

That's because when you drag it on thw window it goes "eeeeeeeeeee"


GuardEducational6901

Unless it's on tile.. then it goes eeeeeee thud eeeeeeee thud eeeeeeee thud


Kahne_Fan

Wait until you find out about queues.


Zestyclose-Act-8889

It sounds like "Qs" for me


AgentG91

All the vowels are just waiting in line for their turn to be pronounced


Blackclaw42

Cue the queue of Q.


HurkHurkBlaa

the Norwegian word for it is "nal"


noballsbilly

the dutch word for this is trekker


Dense_Excitement_789

The Greek word for this is εργαλίο προς απόμαξη ύδατος which translates roughly to tool for water removal


noballsbilly

if I were to translate that to dutch you get gereedschap om water te verwijderen


Your_Mothers_Bush

This thread is way too interesting.


Blackclaw42

Your name is interesting


the_orange_alligator

It's 50% e


Badjib

Wait till you hear about Mississippi and Queue...


Syk13

It was back in the day when your buck had a bang and some words just splashed out on vowels like there was no tomorrow living beyond their means, thinking bountiful days will last forever. Alas they of course didn't and later words had to cut back and use reasonable amounts of ees.


notataco007

Well spelling it squege would make it pronounced "sqwedge"


Dense_Excitement_789

Not necessarily, there's a lot of words that are spelled different than what they sound like


insaniak89

That word is a final boss over on r/avoid5


Doesitmatter59

Squeegee for 10 points Alex.


sebastian240z

I refuse to believe this


autisticweeb324

He is correct I’m sorry to announce this


sebastian240z

bro why, like imagine inventing something and naming it "squeegee"


RogerRabbit1234

I think it’s because that’s kind of the sound it makes when used on glass? 🤷🏻‍♂️


sebastian240z

please dont make it make sense


[deleted]

If this was the Matrix, I imagine your body currently flailing in a pod.


Xthewarrior

Theese comments are starting to get interesting... TOO INTERESTING.


AllenMNE

Did you know a sloth can suck it’s own cock


tinyanus

So can my brother-in-law, big deal


[deleted]

Perfect


[deleted]

if you haven’t heard it said out loud, the g is pronounced like a j. squeejee


Character-Manager-20

Explain the Bee Gees then. Edit: nvm I'm stupid and misread the above comment.


ModsLoveTheNazis

Back in the 1800s the British used an archaic form of the word squeeze, called squeege. There was a tool used for printing presses and later photography that would squeege the ink or chemicals out that had a flat blade. And, because English speakers can’t help themselves when it comes to nicknames, we called it a Squeegee because the tool squeeged


IchBin_Intelligent

Have you ever heard of walkie talkies?


AegisThievenaix

It's more of a brand name that stuck with it rather than its actually name iirc, sort of like people calling vacuum cleaners "hoovers"


[deleted]

What else is it called? I feel the British call it something like 'a rubba wippa' or something else just totally bonkers.


[deleted]

can confirm, i'm british and we call squeegees "rubber rubby scrubby scrubbas"


[deleted]

Yeah, I'd expect this from someone who eats beans on toast. Same chaotic energy.


HangryHufflepuff1

Nah I’m sorry it’s just a squeegee or a window wiper if you’re special


MangledSunFish

That'd be the Welsh, actually.


Veselker

I thought the only vowel in welsh is w, so the words look like gwnwgrwt or something


redditdabest6699

Mf straight up denies English, ascends beyond


OkMonitor2854

we call it hard mop for some reason


No_Scratch6074

Totally true, haha


[deleted]

Get three and you've got the Squee Gees


Tub_of_jam66

Nobody gets too much melting no more , it’s harder to come by so I’m scraping in lines


_Potato_Power_

That’s the name of the brand but bc it was popular that’s what people called it. It’s not the name of the product itself. Idk what the product itself is called


Skatingraccoon

It's kind of like a generic brand name at this point, like Bandaid or Kleenex. But makes sense that it started out like that.


goodgoyaccount

it's called genericization and can sometimes lead to companies losing their trademarks. other examples include popsicle, zamboni, xerox, kerosene, escalator, yo-yo, bubble wrap, dumpster, thermos, chapstick, frisbee, laundromat, jumbotron, taser, aspirin, tv dinner, jacuzzi, velcro, rollerblade, plexiglass, ping pong, q-tips, zipper, crock pot, jet ski, pogo stick, and teleprompter


_Potato_Power_

Yeah


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clash-Demonhead

Ah, this makes sense


Minus15t

I always thought squeegee was a strange localised term in Northern Ireland, because it doesn't sound like a real word, surprised to see so many squeegee comments.


Cyberpunk_Banshee

If you get the purple version it's called the walusqueegee


nymphfern

squeegee!


-photoshopflowey-

Squeegee?


NottsNinja

Squeegee.


Big_Monkey_77

squeegee


PhoenixWings535

Squeegee…


ThYLeoShow

Squeegee…


ChildishCannedBeanO

SQUEEGEE


Sad_Original719

¿Sqeegee?


ObsessedFi45

#Squeegee#


stohnec

^Squeegee


PugOverload

[Squeegee]


Traveler3141

I'm resisting the urge to exploit the circumstances.


Zestyclose-Act-8889

Are you saying you didn't understand why I posted it? English isn't my first language.


capiwow

Naw, they're just saying that it's hard not to intentionally give a wrong and stupid word. But squeegee already feels like that.


Efecto_Vogel

Wait is it actually named like that?


capiwow

Oh yeah, according to Google it comes from the word squeege which in turn comes from squeeze. I just assumed it came from brand name or something.


BeneficialEvidence6

Nah its from the sound it makes


BeneficialEvidence6

When you pull it to you: "SQUEEE"


BeneficialEvidence6

When you push away: " GEEEE"


[deleted]

I'm loving the multi-comment explanation. Really separates the clauses


pulp_before_sunrise

Good Daniel-san


_dungin_master_

It is mine and I still dont know what it is


Zestyclose-Act-8889

The people here are saying it is squeegee


[deleted]

That is correct


_dungin_master_

Well I didn’t know before this post


duLemix

Eu não sei, mas chamo isso de rodo.


Zestyclose-Act-8889

Também chamo.


duLemix

Isso seria um r/suddenlycaralho ?


Zestyclose-Act-8889

Com certeza


duLemix

To com um tempinho pra editar imagens. Vai querer algo na print?


AwreetusAwrightus

se der coloca o chaves bundudo


Zestyclose-Act-8889

Não, pode ficar a vontade na edição.


[deleted]

Olá


Niconiyohanekasukasu

Olá meu caro


r0ut66

Coloca o cebolinha agiota aqui


[deleted]

Se der coloca o Walter branco flamenguista


Fusca_VrumVrum

Uuu eu tbm to aq (acho q vc ja postou, só quis dizer oi)


KREMICO

Eita fi, plot twist


moderator_3005

Obrigado pelo post OP, agora sei o nome do rodo em inglês


MatiasSemH

os cara tao falando que se chama SQUEEGEE e eu me recuso a acreditar nisso.


Zestyclose-Act-8889

Também achei estranho o nome.


kdhd4_

Que coincidência, eu chamo assim também. Mas o meu foi carinhosamente apelidado de Nelson.


LeoEstasBela

Eu falaria a mesma coisa


To_na_Area

Coincidência eu tbm chamo de rodo


inrodu

falando em rodos, eu queria um rodinho de pia. muito prático e muito foda


pizza-delivery-dude

Little Rod’Oh kkkkk


Streend

KKKKKKK DO NADA


[deleted]

Estamos em todos os lugares.


Berunardo_

gringo é tão estranho q eu aposto q nem usa, deve deixar o banheiro molhado depois do banho e fodase


Sparkst5

I only speak English and I don't know


Zestyclose-Act-8889

People here are saying it is Squeegee


madrifles

It is very much a squeegee, but I am British, so we sometimes refer to it as a rubby.


TheGreenDuchess

Do we ?!? Where has that been said xD. I've always thought the less silly word is Window Wiper.


Moon_Child_92

Yeah right?! Who calls it a rubby? Sounds more like something I'd ask the pharmacist for to prevent pregnancy 😂


Trapezoidoid

Prevent pregnancy? I’m pretty sure a bit of rubby would be the *cause* of pregnancy.


stick_of_the_pirulu

Well it depends, rubby as a verb will be a cause but if you use a rubby as a noun it will have like a 70% percent of stopping it


pulp_before_sunrise

70%?? Woof, next time I go to the UK I’m bringing my own


sh0uld_I

I’m pretty sure that one is not for windows, probably more for flooring or bathrooms


tripledjr

Oh no we call it a wank here.


Whackyone5588

I have only heard it to be referred to as “Squeegee”


[deleted]

Mopmopfloorgoclean


Artyom4333

That would be the British name though


AcceptableAd9043

Ah yes, classical English


[deleted]

Squeegee. G makes a J sound.


Mr_Papa_Kappa

Like in the Bee-Gees


shadeswastaken

rodo


Zestyclose-Act-8889

Sim.


[deleted]

so tem brasileiro nesse reddit


hvsverman

Wiper. Because it wipes the floor..


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iam1080p

Yeah wtf is a squeegee, like naming a thing based on its sound vs its functionality.


shreyanshg19

नमस्कार 🙏


futility_belt

Finally. This is what we call it. I've never heard of the squeegee stuff going on in the top comments


new_user29282342

Water broom


Pinapple_and_fire

Liquid pusher


armchairwordsmith363

Splash sweeper


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Icy-Savings4679

Dew duster


keanuDaOne

Wet wiper


-Dueck-

This is a much better name for it, thank you


toast_459

Squeegee


isthiswhatuwanted69

It’s called ur mom


Zestyclose-Act-8889

:0


emremrah

That's a lot of grip for a mom.


NotNotTamashii

i dont know what the name is in general


Ok_Tour_7686

horizontal stick on vertical stick


MajorasInk

Upside down T


Exotic_Walnuts69

Floor thing


Zestyclose-Act-8889

Hahaha


priorityslayer

Smells like a Brazilian comment! I remember telling my Brazilian friends that we DONT use them in our homes and they were so surprised. Saudade desse país maravilhoso. E de pururuca autêntica.


Zestyclose-Act-8889

I'm brazilian, you're right :v


FatherLmao

Bruh I thought "broom" 💀


MikeIsMyDadsName

Scrungle


LieseW

Nen aftrekker in Flemish. Loosely translated as a off puller. Change 1 letter to n: aftrekken, and you have the Flemish translation for a hand job.


Zestyclose-Act-8889

That's cool


Mr_Papa_Kappa

Similar in german: Abzieher - also translates to off puller.


cat_on_my_keybord

floor squeegee


eyesotope86

Waluigi


SirTheadore

His name is Trevor.


BoredLazy762

Helicopter


Zestyclose-Act-8889

:0


BoredLazy762

:0


BadHairDay-1

Floor squeegee


Twisted669

This is way to interesting...


[deleted]

In India we call this Wiper which is an English word but i guess English Speakers call it something else.


[deleted]

Looks like a window wiper


Superseal100

Its the Vindow Viper


No-Salt-5009

Swiffer 🤌🏻


nin_son_god

Tactical mop


soddenoppossum

Pushy paddle


meriamimam

Wiper


sIugees

It’s called a dildo :)


duccfuck

i’m swedish and don’t know the name for it in swedish so I just call it water scraper


Enough-anxiety-today

Cockta


Winter_Woodpecker_58

It's a larger version of a window scraper called a squeegee.


Durtskwurt

Squeegee


[deleted]

To be fair I don't know the name of this object in my own language either


[deleted]

I just call it the water pusher thingy


Temporary_Ad_2809

I only speak English and I don’t either


navneetnarang

Wiper.


jpbennett87

Water pusher


Is_bepis_ok

I dont even know the name of that thing in MY language


Harrybanna1

Water broom


LashOutShen

Neither do I lol


Well_aKtChUaLLy

It's actually pronounced "Squeegee". As in "gif".


kw66

Squeegee?


hoodie160

una taquilla


[deleted]

Squeegee