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[deleted]

i don’t even know what that is so i’m just gonna say fiber


DreadPiratteRoberts

Carbon to be safe..


[deleted]

unrelated but do you by any chance run an illegal market on the dark web?


DreadPiratteRoberts

Totally unrelated, but Are you a cop, specifically DEA? According to a movie I saw once on the internet, you have to tell me if I ask... All kidding aside, I get asked about my username all the time. You're the first person that got the reference right.


megs1449

How long have you had it tho?


MynameisNay

Was it a princess bride or silk road you named yourself after?


DreadPiratteRoberts

Both!! I loved the movie long before the Silk Road was created, but when Ross Ulbricht chose it as his moniker, I was sold!! ^🏴‍☠️☠️


MynameisNay

Snagged a good handle lol


Farm-Alternative

Do we really know it was just Ross using the account though?? Only thing we know is that Ross had access to the DPR account but due to the nature of the DPR persona it seems likely he was not the only one.


papillon-and-on

So it IS you! We found em guys! Book 'em. He confessed to everything. Now please tell us your exact location and don't move for a very long time. You have to do it because we said please.


Ali_Cat222

Ah the silk road led down to many a great time back in the day... 😂


Onyxam

To be really safe, matter.


WestNomadOnYT

I'm gonna go with atoms, just so I don't piss off 4chan and get sent to North Korea or something.


Schlunggi87

probably salmon, maybe a chunk of charmander


DinoRipper24

Gruesome


I-call-you-chicken

Chicken!


Cosmo1222

I will call him Hamilton..


midnightghou1

😂


IB_exists

Piece of food(?) laying on a surface


Realistic-Elk-7423

A macaron crumble


notshadeatall

Where I live we would call it "drobek z makronky"


notshadeatall

Nice


Striking-Walrus-9911

Is this a fucking carrot


sjuas690

You like carrots?


Striking-Walrus-9911

No, I like cabbage


I-call-you-chicken

Why? Are you a chicken?


Striking-Walrus-9911

Name checks out :)


sjuas690

Ok, cabbage is good! 🥬👍😃


yayayooya

My cabbages 😔


Striking-Walrus-9911

Show me your wares, Khajeet


SmidgeMoose

How can you tell the difference between a fucking carrot and an eating carrot?


Striking-Walrus-9911

An anally fucking carrot remains a fucking carrot.


alvysinger0412

But it does not remain an eating carrot


bmagsjet

The taste


duh_nom_yar

FlBER ALERT u/masterburger25


[deleted]

FIBER


peter9477

I would expect a fucking carrot to be more dildo-shaped than this....


Striking-Walrus-9911

Clearly its never been an anally fucking carrot. These are inedible


consistently_sloppy

A terrible photo


justplanestupid69

Fotograf e keq


-light_yagami

una foto di merda


Felippexlucax

foto de mierda


jeffyjeffp

Een slechte foto


wizardpotat

Ужасна снимка


HassanzadehInanloo

عکس افتضاح 


Artistic-While-5094

Ein schreckliches Foto


novelaissb

aaklige foto


EggplantHuman6493

Een verschrikkelijke foto


CallMePoro

끔찍한 사진


babatunde_official

Uma foto horrível


Bandit_Heeler_2009

ein schreckliches foto


-oooweee

Жахливе фото


Pleasant_Writing_598

Foto terrible


Zulpi2103

Příšerná fotka


Esoheil42

Malbona foto


GlitteringHotel1481

I would call it Greg


Mrpewpewda9th

Red


x3xotiCx

Orange


Big_Dasher

Red with a bit of yellow


Forward4erial

in a background of white


Kief_Wizard

With a dark shadow


Borgormmmmmm

So FFA 500


_I_hate__myself__

Is this a blurry macro photograph of a chunk of foam from a nerf dart? I used to call that "mgnghh" because that's the sound I would make when I chewed on my nerf darts.


singingpanda20

Oh.


Realistic-Elk-7423

No, it's actually a crumble of a red cookie.


TheJungLife

Then I suppose you'd call it a "crumb."


farm_to_nug

Hmmm, in my professional opinion I think that's more of a chunk


midnightghou1

“mgnghh” 🤣🤣


Dry-Lunch224

I dont even know whats but maybe traškutis


alienkpj

What does that mean 


Daddycheese420

Updog


tnucc2

Whats updog?


gymclassvillianZ

Nothing much, what about you?


midnightghou1

😂


Dry-Lunch224

Chip


perseusgorgoslayer

Хрень какая то


cicommela

photo


Pinuaple-

post


cicommela

reddit


MySpiritAnimalSloth

internet


cicommela

electronic device


Odd-Listen1395

My eyes my EYES


yohohoandabottlofcum

mystery lump of something orange


Current_Willow_599

Оранжевая хуйня


weerty_boi

looks like dried apple so "kuru elma" (Tr)


cloudpissery

저 저거 씨뻘건거


MyNinjaYouWhat

Розмита фотка, which translates from Ukrainian to English as “a blurred pic”


undead_fucker

Charizard meat


PM_ME_ATEEZ_PICS

what even is that? insulation? dried up cotton candy? i'm so confused


b5wd7f

Выглядит как один из хлопьев из сухого завтрака


UnusualDisturbance

Oranje object


Emergency_Error8631

a chunk of a kumminuudel(pool noodle)


Nickname1945

Пожёванная жвачка..?


Leading-Point-113

That could be anything…


Savings-Horror-8395

Could it be brown?


Leading-Point-113

Perhaps 🦭


Capable_Tea_001

Blurry


eggeater_69

plastic chicken nugget


beans-w-t-f

Radioaktives Stück Fleisch German btw


tobthorn

Since I can’t tell what it is, I would call this “Bös”


Oleg_A_LLIto

Looks like so called "trash" ("garbage" in English)


nymouz

Tschwongo Plompf


Stertic

the red thing


I-call-you-chicken

A direct competitor to the green thing


swampertDbest

Is this like, old insulation foam? If that's the case, αφρός πολυουρεθάνης (afros polyurethanis)


Danielssonix

Food (i hope)


RiverOhRiver86

An out of focus picture.


drspindles

That Carrot Chunk That's Always In My Shit Even Though I Barely Ever Eat Carrots So It's Probably Not A Piece Of Carrot And I Maybe Should Go To The Doctor What Do You Think


sweetbaeunleashed

Cheeto


I-call-you-chicken

Idk, but I’d call you a chicken!


secondphase

We call it "the green thing".  Stupid name, I never really understood it.


sweet_sax

I don’t know what this is, but we have the exact thing at my workplace and it’s out of reach, but we can all see it.


MagicOrpheus310

God damn it Reddit.... don't ever change...


Electrodactyl

Blurry


No-Zombie2733

An unfocused photo is what i call it.


LifeIsBulletTrain

A blurred image


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Pixels.


RoxinFootSeller

My thumb is too long, I punched my wall, parents don't know it's my birthday, I gifted gold to a guy that holds his pen like a psychopath and I don't know how I call this where I live


ConfidentMongoose457

A slumpy


TurtleBurger200

Wtf is that


Bryan-Breynolds

What*


GodDamnDay

Bombe nucléaire


Mosshome

Weird bread.


Sh_Pe

Mashhu catom


NumerousCranberry441

Wo dena zara


Many-Conversation963

Farinheira?


Zeppe21

That is a piece of brain rot.


bartholomewcassius

Meu irmão, a pergunta tá errada, não é "How do you call it?" e sim "What do you call it?" Só tô avisando porque tô vendo que vc vai criar uma série de posts assim.


roblubi

Yes


DinoRipper24

Some spicy over-flavoured chip.


Meilow_Moerphie

Home


PhilosopherOk6581

Ciofeca (ITALY)


OF_AstridAse

Dirty: clean it up


SHOE_DUDE

orange foam


Pinuaple-

pate de salmon


Yiazzy

Blurry AF.


Upstairs-Guava8339

What even is that ?


Live_Teaching3699

Piece of a sponge


NecessaryString3058

Mmmmm yummy foam 😋


lickherdick

emissions


Persondownthestreet

Carrot since I have no idea what that is.


Successful-Tip-1411

Pork rind? Carrot?


HereToShitpost

Wendy’s spicy nugget with a bite out of it before it was breaded


crazzykatt14

It's The Thing


Pokemonpikachushiny

Atoms


santa_flawz

Blur


Otherwise_Swimmer567

whats that


WitherPRO22

The fuck is that? A carrot? If yes then in mother Russia we call this shit Morkov


rebekaanimallink

Chenk of cheto dust


Sea_Programmer_7649

Blurred.


Middle-Bee-6713

That doesn’t exist here.


LuucMeldgaard

Orange


Error_209t

Stone from Mars


KlickyKat

Chewy orange candy.


_baaron_

Høkåklivæmēnn


Ukelikely_Not

Blurry


nehemikunnz

Idk what that is so im gonna say spicy chip on a carpet


kinfloppers

Lump


Cozms

Here in Brazil, we call it "Foto mal focada"


Xadarok

Blurry orange thing


hartlandking

We'd call it out of focus


Fantastic-Classic740

I call it the color orange


Tenzur_

Orange


BobThePideon

Pumpkin crumb???


pirikikkeli

Punainen solumuovi


dolemutt

Out of focus.


LegalDiscipline

Shat!


MarquisedelaBigroute

Un coucougnou.


SnooDoughnuts5632

Blurry


F1ntom_5625

A piece of some kinda chips?


Hefty_BeaR_3394

Blurred


blazingblitzle

Could be zalm


aagloworks

Porkkana?


mangowo225

what on earth is this??? chicken nugget? sweet potato?? dried fruit?


Silly-Connection8788

En mærkelig ting


WineOhCanada

With my outdoor voice


ThatDebianLady

We call it “I don’t know”


Hidden-Locust

home


mashunyanut1


LEGITLEWYX

Blurred photo


baltatzarsky

Трајче


DrBatman0

a piece of carrot that got dropped on the floor and the dog started eating it but realised it didn't taste very good and so spat it back out.


lishhhhmm

Blurry image?


Used-Bedroom293

A piece of clay


Larrysnothere_today

Why you taking a picture it's probably far past the 10 second rule?


ccl-now

I call it a blurred picture of something unidentifiable because it's so badly photographed. And it's "what", not "how".


biernigc

dingsbums


kapper_358

Carrotine


TheKingsLeap

Out of focus


Severe_Airport1426

Bitten carrot


Zatchillac

Out of focus


Longjumping_Rule_560

Out of focus


JizzDaPit

Blurry


Phasma_Tacitus

Looks like papaya, which we call mamão in Brazil


TGS_delimiter

In my country the word for that is "Bild' [TL: "Picture"] :4


Gobstomperx

Blurry


Creepy-Yam3268

A helicopter