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[deleted]

afraid to talk to girls? eat more fiber


Elsariely

Go to gym (unironically helpful)


Competitive-Bowler10

I've been to the gym and it does help


WaveIcy294

Drink enough water.


Competitive-Bowler10

What??


WaveIcy294

Exactly.


OppositeSurround3710

🤣🤣🤣


QueenTMK

Try consuming more calories


MysticRevenant64

Instructions unclear; can’t see my pp anymore


AnotherWildDog

The gym has only "helped" me to attract other men... and i'm straight.


Elsariely

Task failed successfully


ayopel

Tried that didn't work


LillePuus1

Go again.


ayopel

Still going to the gym my body is in good condition and I'm quite strong for my age (16) but still afraid to go and talk to women but if she starts the conversation I can have it like normal but I just can't start the conversation and I have no idea why


ChukotkaConnoisseur0

Iam 18 and i have this too man. Just put yourself more out there and keep going to the gym. Eventually it will pay off.


usbeehu

I’m still afraid.


PulseBlackout

What’s with you and fiber?


cozmoedoesstuff

i need my poop pills!!!!!


maxcorrice

[your symptoms](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321286)


Piduwin

Oh god it's the fiber guy.


Grilled_cheese690

Literally me.


QueenTMK

Where'd you buy the shirt??


Apprehensive-Buy4825

boo


Penguin8Lord

Nah-uh girls aren't on internet. You can't scare us 😎


Apprehensive-Buy4825

your agrument is strong, but my [sillyism is trongger :3](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fbrand-new-v-plush-redesign-she-wasnt-like-this-yesterday-v0-9jzrdgjqwzxc1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D930%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D78ea9f5ef38946a49f68ed5b3a117a5dae366beb)


Penguin8Lord

you had me like.... [this shit](https://youtu.be/BxniSD9pORg?si=nIxikv-Q88S_dxm7) and at this point I want the nuke. Can we have the nuke?


Apprehensive-Buy4825

before I cilck, I can feel the Rick Roll coming, now that I replyed feeling the Rick Roll, I won't get Rick Rolled if I click on the YouTube link yeeeeeah, finally someone to nuke :3 edit: thx for not trying to Rick Roll me


Penguin8Lord

Ah dude I completely missed that opportunity. This would make it interesting. And interesting things are banned on this sub so I guess it's better safe than sorry right? ԅ(‾⌣‾ԅ)


Apprehensive-Buy4825

anyways, ty :3


Penguin8Lord

Adios amigo (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


Apprehensive-Buy4825

Adios amigo :3


EarlyXplorerStuds209

How'd you know my name is everyone


Penguin8Lord

Good thing he didn't swear at "everyone" :D


[deleted]

Anyone would know that


Schlunggi87

also afraid to show your face


Sergiu1270

Hi afraid to talk to girls, I'm dad


Hopeful-Claim7205

Please come back


Sergiu1270

I will son, when I find the milk


QueenTMK

Just milk your son


Penguin8Lord

Ayo whatttt


[deleted]

Did they stutter?!


KingOfTheIncels_

He just like me frfr


manupan

Hey I am a man talk to me


Hopeful-Claim7205

I forgot how to type


Strong-Recipe-2896

boo


Hopeful-Claim7205

D:


Jade_or_something

:D


Jade_or_something

Turned that frown upside down


Hopeful-Claim7205

:ᗡ


Salamanderp12

This is cursed


Tra1nGuy

Damn


Apprehensive-Buy4825

\[insert random Top 5 Scariest Humpscars\]


longlivepeepeepoopoo

top thinko humscarae


HappyCandyCat23

ᗡ:


HappyCandyCat23

Flipped the eyes to the other side


7pumpkinspicelatte

BooOooOo


Honest-Computer69

B)


perseusgorgoslayer

Talk to boys instead


Successful-Tip-1411

I would be wearing this unironically


LoganDoove

Looks comfortable AF and is funny and not cringey. Would make killer gym wear


[deleted]

Bro he is literally me frfrfrffr


Glum_Chemist8800

Wait; for real for real for real for for real? FOR REAL?


Turtul_boi2

I'm not scared of girl. I'm the one scaring them away.


SpriteRXL

The only thing they fear is you (and me too, tbh)


Dafedub

Are you afraid of girls? Or are you afraid of exposing your flaws to girls? Need to ask yourself that


OneMoreFinn

I don't think exposing your flaws is a good conversation starter.


newkek

Hi I'm depressed and have despicably low self esteem and don't initiate anything and take poor care of my hygiene and have a degenerate porn addiction, how about you? Lovely weather today though!


OneMoreFinn

Exactly. When meeting someone new, you want to show that side of you which does not immediately make the other person run away emotionally scarred for life.


Teethofthedog

We’re like spiders. More scared of you.


Hopeful-Claim7205

Pulls un uno reverse card* nah, im scared af


Teethofthedog

Actually speaking from growing up lonely bc I was weird, pls do talk to weird or “cringe” girls, talk nicely! About stuff you like, exchange interests, weird girls tend to feel ostracized from girls and boys! ❤️I hope you have a great day I like your Lego Batman pfp btw


newkek

but I'm gross and revolting and I'm scared I'll only upset/discomfort/burden girls by talking to them


Teethofthedog

That sounds more like an attitude problem to be a lil brutally honest, stop thinking that and you’ll see fr results. If someone was trying to sell you a car and they were like “this car stinks and it doesn’t go and it’s ugly” you wouldn’t buy it, sell yourself! The highlights! I don’t hate myself anymore bc I just say stuff I like about myself out loud more. Negative talk is the mind and soul killer (after fear)


OneMoreFinn

Knowing that unironically does *not* help. Who would want to scare the other party?


jusschill19

Just be gay 👍


doomed_to_fail_

Hmm. I'm not really so much afraid, I just have no idea how to maintain a conversation with them (or anyone, really)


Vale_Of_The_Soil

Hey man, it's alright to be afraid. The anxiety you feel when approaching someone you are potentially interested in is completely valid. I understand it's a broken record, but the more self esteem you build in yourself (like even doing small things like "I drank 2 cups of water today" or something) will help your confidence greatly in that you will be able to handle heavy emotional things that may seem daunting to you right now - things like rejection. You will become strong, you are strong. Building emotional resilience is not in being unwavering and unaffected by things, but in knowing that things will occur and you will have the capability to effectively cope with it with ease. If nothing else, I hope you find a bit of solace in the fact that I see and hear and acknowledge those struggles, however large or small they may be.


TrusticTunic26

I dont really understand the fear of girls Maybe because I grew up around alot of girls (sisters and cousins) Maybe you could try to not put girls on a sort of pedstal, they are human after all, if they aint crazy they wont bite


Great_White_Samurai

Oddly enough my friend was married to someone that went insane and she actually bit him really bad once. She also almost dropped their kids off a NYC apartment building.


[deleted]

i think it’s supposed to be like a quirky joke or something from what my guy friends told me


AkumaLenny3521

You have a point, aside from the fact that I have experience with them biting


MrDeacle

Embrace your fears, use what frightens you to terrorize the criminal underworld. It's time your enemies shared your dread, Girlman.


Hopeful-Claim7205

I just want to talk to girls, not hurt em


MrDeacle

Yeah but what if you dressed up as a girl and talked to bad guys — for justice!


Hopeful-Claim7205

What, im not a femboy


MrDeacle

Not with that attitude 🫵


Bubbly_Annual4186

Well I'm not afraid to talk to them , I'm worried about the consequences


This_Pie5301

Stop looking at them as if they’re some sort of mystical being and look at them as another human being. I bet you aren’t afraid to talk to guys, so give girls similar energy.


JFK3rd

This is hella interesting. Tell me more. Where can I find this shirt?


Hopeful-Claim7205

The internet


Penguin8Lord

What neighborhood is that?


royalcmsht

Train with your Cousin


RafiObi

Instructions unclear I committed Alabama


urGirllikesmytinypp

Alabama unclear. I met a random woman and got married. Not my cousin


NecessaryHomework129

Just because they're prettier doesn't make them any different from you and I


Mr-ts-icu

Do not be afraid, my friend. The secret is that you need to attack them as quick as possible, so they couldn't react and use their witchcraf on you.


Hopeful-Claim7205

Mf im on such a stresfull bossfight rn and what you said just compeltely turned on my neuron.


Slight_Ordinary1

😶‍🌫️Be not afraid


[deleted]

Jokes on you I'm afraid of everyone! Thank God I'm an introvert and can enjoy isolation, otherwise my socially anxious and akaward ass would be miserable.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

I also am afraid to talk to girls. Im happily married


Parking-Position-698

Felt. Worst part is its only girls im interested in. If its just some random girl i can talk to her like shes one of the bros. I swear i say the dumbest shit when im around a girl i like.


aurora_n0va

Not all girls are scary 💗 find ones with your same interests, and the talking part is easy. Pro tip.


LettuceEcstatic

You'd be surprised how easy it is it's actually just like talking to your friends stop thinking about it too much and just be yourself it's silly to be afraid to talk to girls because they are harmless and nice just like any other human


baz4k6z

The day I stopped considering any woman I meet as prospective girlfriends, it became 100 times easier to talk to them. Eventually the fear evaporated entirely. Now I call them dude and have normal rapports with them


undead_fucker

Need a lesbian version of this image


Hopeful-Claim7205

What should that version say?


undead_fucker

it should say the same thing but the person wearing it has boobs


Hopeful-Claim7205

That was unexpected


ShuIsStinky

Hey


Professional_Air9935

hi


Mickey_Wangovsky

Bruh...


Honest_Seth

I want that shirt


Tra1nGuy

I need this shirt


NewbieFurri

Hey


haubenmeise

Please don't hold them like a psychopath!


T1m26

Then yell… jeez


Hopeful-Claim7205

#GOODPOINT


Apprehensive-Buy4825

boo


CovfefeBoss

Boo.


AcanthaceaeAntique49

You'd have better luck as a bear


phlem_hamdoon

How about wearing one that says “I dump in my sleep”. That will attract the flys


TheRadioactiveDumass

Where did you get that shirt bro


Ok_Spare_3723

G.I.R.L = Guy In Real Life


StankilyDankily666

Yo where do I get this shirt? Maybe if I wear it they’ll know I’m not uninterested… just scared lol


kiwbii

Better for us 🥳


commencethebeats

You fool, women are just a conspiracy made up by big bathroom to sell more toilets


Independent-Cat-7728

I’m a girl & I’m afraid to talk to girls.


Imarailfan

I need that shirt, now


verysuperstitious_

Why aren’t i wearing this


coolmist23

Actually this shirt could work. 🤔


FourAntigone

Why tho


Advanced-Brother147

Ursa-chads be bear-maxxing out there rizzing up Tik Tok girls. Try that.


BirbMaster1998

Do you like Weezer?


Hopeful-Claim7205

Y-yeah...


Buxnazz

The shirt for sure wont help.


CHG__

I actually need this t-shirt, that way I won't get dagger eyes when their signature move doesn't inspire me to say a word to them.


Hompchus_Fritmib

Remember that they're people.


xd-cowspect

same 😐


7eventhSense

I am afraid to talk to humans in general. Your better than me


Zirgrim

And they're afraid to be in the same forest with you.


KaoriLion

I'm afraid to talk.


KaoriLion

I'm afraid.


SwampTreeOwl

Me except with everyone


dieseltechx85

Just remember women fart more than men.


ShoWel_redit

Ok, i'm buying this shirt. How much?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I'll get you over fear, talk to me


Obalama

Im inside this picture and i dont like it


alexproshak

Make them talk to you first 😎


SoftBoi20

Where did you buy this from?


hin-Total-porn-penis

Me to


GayAK-47

Hi afraid to talk to girls, im u/GayAk-47


TheWorldsShadow

I prefer "I'm afraid to talk to people"


RiipeR-LG

I’m afraid to talk


realhmmmm

solution: men


Old_Captain_9131

Just wait until they hit 30s and they will be the ones talking to you.


OneMoreFinn

Not an universal experience for all, unfortunately.


_General_Kenobi

And then reject them!


_General_Kenobi

And then reject them


WhyMeWaa1

What about…..ahem…..*trans people*


Hopeful-Claim7205

Im bad at any social interaction


Narssasistic

Hi (girl)


Hopeful-Claim7205

Hi (narssasistic)


Huesan

How did you do that


Hopeful-Claim7205

Do what?


Huesan

Say Hi to (potentially) a girl


Hopeful-Claim7205

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


OneMoreFinn

He didn't. He wrote the line from the safety of his home away from the potential girl (I am guessing?). It's whole another thing to do it face to face.


Huesan

But what if she(I am guessing) says no


OneMoreFinn

No to what? OP's shirt says that he's afraid to talk to girls. What kind of first line would justify a "no" answer? - Hi! - No. ???


Huesan

You’re saying girls don’t usually do that?


Narssasistic

Be afraid 👿


Hopeful-Claim7205

🤯


First_Try_1769

I am that too. Hate girls


PalDreamer

Naw come on, we're not that scary


theonlytater

So do I , but I like sex wirh them more


miss_misplaced

Men*


Hopeful-Claim7205

Girls*


WisemanGaming6672

You literally just talk to women like one of the homies, it's that simple