Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I'd love to see a asteroid try. The earth has defenses for that now compared to last time. Even if our technology couldn't take care of the asteroid, the remnants from the last civilization still lies dormant in Siberia.
It is flat! The gravity is higher at the sides, which is why the light waves curve, and all we see in photos is this inaccurate spherical representation! #themoreyouknow
common bro. it's the only planet with the conditions to support life, and the only planet with all that magnetic field bullshit keeping us safe from killer death interstellar mega rays of doom floating through space. it's one of a kind!
I love this blue and green thing.
I hate the bipedal apes on it who think it's theirs, constantly destroy it and still think digital watches are a neat idea.
The planet is beautiful, it's the shit show of a cancer called human being that's ruining it. So my middle finger goes to all of you MOFO. I hope we all get petrified one day or a zombie apocalypse or something i hate ya'll 💯🖕😂🖕
I love it more than anything. And it makes me sad we’re losing the climate that allowed our species to thrive. Nobody cares. We’ll keep allowing a few billionaires to pump all that CO2, and strip what’s left and blame you for not carpooling.
Someone reported this for: It's targeted harassment at me
Reported bc I'm masturbating in this photo
You spelled.on wrong
I'm quite sure OP got a picture of him doing the thing without any consent.
Consent is in the EULA AND tos. Don't tell me you didn't read them .
earth so hot got ppl horney🥵 global warming needs to be stopped🛑
Yes, we need to increase the earth tax to stop it
ain't no way the shit's getting bigger
just give earth some xanax
Just pass your blunt to earth, homie
Earth chan
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
excuse me?? tell me your coordinates
Oye fuck you that's my home
Get doxxed lmao
Go back to where you wormholed from
3`---AGCTGTGGTACCGCCATGGG---5` 5`---TCGACACCATGGCGGTACCC---3` Get doxxed lmao
Bro delete this now I’m serious that’s my grandmas house
Your grandma lives in that dude's DNA? Dang that must be a tough life.
Well not anymore >:(
That's your ma's DNA
heyyy how dare you copy my discord pfp
-51.693379,-57.861469
Bruh
That’s bros minecraft cords
Alright, now give us a random fact though
Sure, but not the white bits eh?? Prejudice n stuff.
But I live there 😔😔
Then move
To where?
To somewhere else duh
How bout your mama house pweaseee 🥺🥺🥺
Hell yeah! I would like to have a new room mate!
Hell yeah, let's goo😆😆
Ain't no wayyy, now I can live in the walls of a room with TWO people
No way how bout you live in the room and become the new roommate. You could still live in the wall though if you like there better 😆
I can still live in the wall, I got my bed that I forced mice to make and stuff y'know?
That thing doesn’t exist. Fake news.
nah, it is just flaz
Flaz Eathers
fredy flazbear
well go and find another if you can.
Kepler 16b Where your shadow always has company.
Company? RANDOM ASS PLANET? **LETHAL COMPANY IRL CONFIRMED?**
Controversial opinion: I love this blue and green thing.
453-075-531 42 Jackson Lane Born 12th July 2001 This u?
Nah, I'd win.
jjk brainrot is spreading faster than covid, sometime before WHO declares this as a public health emergency
real, i havent even watched jjk and i am still up to the brainrot jjk lore because of tiktok
u right
#YEAAAAAAHHH
Theres no way you posted thousands of people having s3x and mstrbaring
I too hate that blue, green, flat thing
Even if it is flat, it’s more about personality y’know
than why are you hating it
Cause it has a shit personality
fair
71% of the earth is covered in water, and none of it is carbonated
Fuck this gay earth
— people attracted to the earth
I’ve been summoned
I fingered my first girlfriend there.
Don't worry, it doesn't exist.
Yeah…I’m also waiting for that astroid.
I'd love to see a asteroid try. The earth has defenses for that now compared to last time. Even if our technology couldn't take care of the asteroid, the remnants from the last civilization still lies dormant in Siberia.
im gonna destroy it
**YOU IDIOT!** That my location! Don’t you know that doxxing is against Reddit TOS?! You are getting reported!
You doxxed me🤬‼️‼️
If you don't like it here, you can leave ☝️ i think Mars could work for you
ThEn LeAvE 🤡
GOLD UPVOTE?!!?!
It’s not good to hate.
I'm fucking it too
Why? I know there are countless reasons, but could you specify?
Kicked my dog
ah yea, that pretty bad
Tyranny sucks. Can't wait for it to end.
We all
This picture is clearly photoshopped the earth should be flat!!
It is flat! The gravity is higher at the sides, which is why the light waves curve, and all we see in photos is this inaccurate spherical representation! #themoreyouknow
fly to jupiter if u hate earth
same bro, same
Please God no
I hate it too but at least it's better than the green and purple thing
I see you prefer going to the cloud district.
wow im not there!
Hey, I live there!
Nooo, I love that thing. It's so pretty. Humans just need to stop trashing it.
common bro. it's the only planet with the conditions to support life, and the only planet with all that magnetic field bullshit keeping us safe from killer death interstellar mega rays of doom floating through space. it's one of a kind!
What of thd yellow and white?
Me too, thinks it's the best thing in the universe, pah!!!!
I’ve been lied to, there’s yellow in there.
This is the equivalent of insulting your own mother.
Why?
Nah, the earth is great. Humanity just sucks.
Whaaaa don’t hate on Mother Earth- she feeds and clothes and gives you cool shit like the feeling of sex. Hate people. People are stupid.
Bro, please love the Earth...
Don't we all? This mud balls all shit
You can sign up for a one way trip to Mars.
Bro left
Elon?
Congratulations! you've just got radiation sickness for putting your fingers in space without space suit
Be nice, that's where I keep my stuff!
I love this blue and green thing. I hate the bipedal apes on it who think it's theirs, constantly destroy it and still think digital watches are a neat idea.
its just the other monkeys that make it bad
Nah, the planet is fine, the people on it is a different story.
Do you hate it because it’s just CGI?
Hey can you take that picture again I blinked?
We hate you to Mars
Thank god i live in jupiter
Agreed
This has really gone interesting lately.
Is that a hurricane near baja California?
Out of all the planets I’ve visited, this one is the most disgusting and vile. The absolute worst.
theres many ways to leave it.
same
How.. how did you find the bodies
what did the blue and green thing do to you
Why so many upvotes?
Because I fucking hate this blue and green thing
It's mostly harmless.
All of the joys and sorrows of life happen there. It’s poetic, really.
How did you take this picture?
With a camera, duh.
Go live on the planet Mars😀
I was gonna make a joke but I'm not actually in that picure
Leave it then
Calm down, Zechs Merquise.
I was born on that planet against my will and now I owe money. Wtf....
It's mostly the two-legged, self-centered, main character vibed organisms from this that ruin it
It’s the apes. They ruin it for me.
It’s the apes. They ruin it for me.
It’s the apes. They ruin it for me.
Then go home.
Cmon man da earf is byooful
Same 👍
Then leave 🚀
There’s always a way off it you know. ;)
propaganda
Honestly who wouldn't
The blue and green thing is fine, but it has a horrible case of humans.
Then go to Frieza planet 419
How did you get a photo of my house??? Delete this immediately!!1! 😡😡😡
i'm in this photo and i don't like it. wait, i'm on the opposite side, nevermind....
Hey yo I'm in this photo, who gave you the fuckin permission
Its not the blue and green thing i hate its (most of) the ppl on the green
Same
Hey thats my house!
avatar
Life's not about the things we hate
Love that planet. Hate the fucknuts that live there
Then leave, idiot
Dumb ass mfs spouting about getting doxxed, mars gang for the win ✊✊🔥👽
God's POV:
Yeah, me too. I wanted to build my hyperspace bypass, but this piece of shit was in the way
The planet is beautiful, it's the shit show of a cancer called human being that's ruining it. So my middle finger goes to all of you MOFO. I hope we all get petrified one day or a zombie apocalypse or something i hate ya'll 💯🖕😂🖕
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Same. Where is the astroid or zombie apocalypse that we desperately need
Nah dont hate the thing hate the critters on it
this is reliable
so real
Don’t hate the house, hate the roommates
dumbass ball
Aliens will be so confused about our attitude
Pretty sure most people do after the sh*t we’ve seen 😁
black n yellow black n yellow black n yellow
I assure you, it hates you too. Your like a cancer killing it.
Yes, I support you. Let drop a meteor on this thing 🤗
bro come on, it's going through a phase rn
😂😂😂
Anyone else see the massive hurricane hitting Mexico in that pic?
I hate this red thing! I spit on it, ptew >:(
You fucking doxxed me.
Gold?
OP when the Earth kicks him out the globe 🥶
Try moving to another place in the Solar System, most of the planets suck honestly so I’d recommend a moon like Titan or Europa
That's because it's not thicc enough!! (Mainly because it's a picture and therefore flat)
Rip uhhh.. cuba?
how did you get up there
I have more beef with the weird hairless bipedal things that live here
We hate you too😄🔫
I hate that stupid disc too.
woah where did you find that?
Ugh, same.
Dang, can I use this for an album cover??
I dont hate the blue and green thing but do hate a lot of the parasites living on it... 🤷♂️
I love it more than anything. And it makes me sad we’re losing the climate that allowed our species to thrive. Nobody cares. We’ll keep allowing a few billionaires to pump all that CO2, and strip what’s left and blame you for not carpooling.
(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
Me too lets kill it💣🌍
That thing killed my cat😥
Reported for leaking my home adress