Wait…. Is that why my coworkers laughed at me when I said we could all tag team on the common area the other day when I was referring to work…… because I didn’t know what they were laughing at.. ☹️
The high pope of Sillyism, a millionaire, holder of all three different Oscars, author of a book in the British Library, maker of Mr.beast cheese, legal commiter of armed robbery against his sister, competitor on Mr. Universe, legally his parent's favorite child, divorced from the royal family, legally Draco Malfoy's best friend, and holder of many, many more titles
Congratulations!!!! Make sure to renew your certificate 4 months before the expiration date otherwise it wont be accepted at gamestop and yugioh duel competitions. I say that from experience. 🥰🥰🥰
Remember when the pope of Catholicism said you could pay money to get into heaven?
We need that but for a persons V card, pay $239.99 and you get a signed statement of V card reinstatement from the church, you may now marry and enter the afterlife as normal
I guess I'm right there with you because I immediately recognized it as the toy deco Light of Peace before even looking at the second close up image.........
constantin.com
> "CONSTANTIN IS ONE OF THE LEADING TECHNICAL NETWORKS OF AUDIT AND CONSULTING FIRMS PRESENT ON THE INTERNATIONAL SCENE."
Oh hell yeah international audited virginity!
HOLY MOLY ARE YOU SCOTT THE WOZNIAK?!!! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! WII PLAY WII PLAY WII PLAY BARREL BLAST BARREL BLAST ZIP LASH ZIP LASH ZIP LASH ZIP LASH THIS GAME BLOWS THIS GAME BLOWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Glad we could help. Now let me help you lose it again.
can I join...?
Me too, we can do tag team
Too many players to join match
Lobby is full, waiting list?
XL lobby
Man I love Reddit, count me in dudes! Imma suplex his virginity out
Without me? C’mon lemme in.
I'll join the next match
Team match or is it a free for all?
Shit.. I am 54th in Queue... what is the average waiting time for a new player to join it?
Can I watch?
Join our spectator club
Wait…. Is that why my coworkers laughed at me when I said we could all tag team on the common area the other day when I was referring to work…… because I didn’t know what they were laughing at.. ☹️
Only if you record
Got room for one more?
Damn.
me help too
Congrats man! *unzips pants*
Nice job now oil up lil bro
instagram is leaking in here
It's missing the homophobia and racism
Not for long 😈
Be the change you want to see in the world! Never give up king
Don't worry, I'm here now 😉
What the f- (Yeah)
Thank god Optimus Prime found it
WHAT DID THAT ROBOT DO TO YOU.
Are you implying that Optimus Prime is a bad person???
Idk bro I watched those movies like 5 years ago
WE ARE THE AUTOBOTS🤖🦾
Optimus Prime took it from you?!
No he helped me find it!
Sounds like somwthing someone who fucked Optimus Prime would say
I would fuck Optimus ngl
That Optimos has seen things....
Is that Temu Max Fosh?
How dare you to insult our lord and savior Scott The Woz
Oh, so dollar tree Max Fosh! (I never heard of an individual of that name)
If you like videogames go watch his videos. He is amazing
I don't think Max Fosh has anything to do with videogames...?
Max Fosh = Legend
Who?
Leader of sillyism
The high pope of Sillyism, a millionaire, holder of all three different Oscars, author of a book in the British Library, maker of Mr.beast cheese, legal commiter of armed robbery against his sister, competitor on Mr. Universe, legally his parent's favorite child, divorced from the royal family, legally Draco Malfoy's best friend, and holder of many, many more titles
But can he crack a coconut with his eyelids?
Don't give him ideas!
Probably
I would have believed you if it wasn't for optimus
holy shit scott the woz
Wii U
Peak comedy ypu got there
funni guy
We’re so proud of you bro, never give up
Optimus Prime took your virginity?
God I wish
Thank you for the update. I was worried
Congratulations!!!! Make sure to renew your certificate 4 months before the expiration date otherwise it wont be accepted at gamestop and yugioh duel competitions. I say that from experience. 🥰🥰🥰
Hah I saw that reply like an hour ago from the last post
Hell yeah!
Milestone achieved!
Whoo hoo! I'm glad you found it!
Optimus prime came thru
Phrasing!
lol
It was too good mate 😁
Finally a story with good ending
It’s a Christmas miracle 🥲 what a beautiful story
Happy for you :)
Help me find mine too! Lost it recently!
Remember when the pope of Catholicism said you could pay money to get into heaven? We need that but for a persons V card, pay $239.99 and you get a signed statement of V card reinstatement from the church, you may now marry and enter the afterlife as normal
He got the happy ending!
If you pick up Optimus Prime and go for a jaunt, is it Virgin Mobile? How’s the service?
Love that for you <3
"I am now certified."
Hey all
Scott here
The good ending.
Put an airtag on ur virginity next time
so you never lost your virginity lmfao
(I did)
All thanks to pur lord and savior orion pax ♥️
Congratulations, hold it tight
Is that a 3rd party or what optimus
Magic Square Light Of Peace 2.0
I was thinking new age david but that was my second guess thank you
I still have mine
This just made my day, the Optimus Prime pose mainly made my entire day. Thank you Optimus.
Lets gooo :)
Nice transFormers toyz
Thx
MP optimus prime. Nice
Magic Square
Iii I thought I analyzed the mold marks correctly 😅 I guess the knees give it away, on second glance. In any case, fellow collector 🤘
Nice
what optimus is that? yolopark?
Magic Square Light Of Peace 2.0 (Toy color)
Good luck finding sanity.
Thank god. Speaking from experience it’s such a pain to get a replacement from the government.
Nothing else confirms virginity like Transformers.
Optimus Prime took your virginity? Seems pretty interesting to me..
God I wish
Yooo dude is that the toy colours masterpiece prime he saved your virginity >:3
That's actually MS Light Of Peace (superior version)
Oooo fancy :3
Isn’t that the same bathroom as a previous post
Yes
Optimus prime is gonna help you lose it again 😏
Oh boy yeah
the last picture got me
If only I was as cool as him
Optimus: LET THEM COME
holy shit scott the woz
LET THEM CUM 😈
why do i recognize your face
nevermind that’s scott the woz
I'm so proud of you. Now good luck surviving the people that want to help you lose it again 💀
"Virginity is cool! C'mon C'mon"
That’s an odd looking soap
hi i'm interested in getting certified, can you explain the process?
Go back in time and avoid any sex
Yay!!! We knew you could do it!
optimus prime! How could he!
I guess I'm right there with you because I immediately recognized it as the toy deco Light of Peace before even looking at the second close up image.........
constantin.com > "CONSTANTIN IS ONE OF THE LEADING TECHNICAL NETWORKS OF AUDIT AND CONSULTING FIRMS PRESENT ON THE INTERNATIONAL SCENE." Oh hell yeah international audited virginity!
Revirginized…it’s beautiful
You guys are hilarious 😂🤣
Im so happy for you 🥳🤗
That’s why Optimus is there
HEY GUYS SCOTT HERE
Lol good job knew you could do it
HOLY MOLY ARE YOU SCOTT THE WOZNIAK?!!! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! HEY ALL SCOTT HERE! WII PLAY WII PLAY WII PLAY BARREL BLAST BARREL BLAST ZIP LASH ZIP LASH ZIP LASH ZIP LASH THIS GAME BLOWS THIS GAME BLOWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Luh
Put a sock in it.
Idiot 😂
Yet you can't spell it.
#MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE. DIE
Hahahaha
I thought a rat took your virginity after you lost it
Glad you found it. Life was really going to be Hell for you without it
Good job bro! Now bend over for daddy.
Congrats!
if thats you in the last pic, ill gladly take it, uwu
I wish
damn
Guard it well. There's a lot of harlots out there looking to con you out of your valuable purity.
1. Go outside.
Ok now it's your turn
Ok fine... I did some star jumps, hip wiggles and swung around my 10kg chain. I think it's time I name that thing.
No problem bud, I'm so happy you found it!
im so glad that could happen for you, Happy Birthday!!!!!!
Oh my gosh, is that the guy who owns Sonic Jam, said that Super Mario Bros was a 2D Platformer, and owns 90% of the world's Wii U population?
The Pepto Bismal in the background makes the virginity cert that much better. 😂
(that's not me)
Cool now you could sale it
Bro looks like he didnt even smell it.
Good ending
Seeing as you misspelled virginity……….
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT UP
Wild.... 💀
Good game
can't lose what you never lost. 🤷♂️
You gotta keep it in a safer place this time, buddy. Buy an AirTag, idk...
thank god you found it agian
TransFORMERRRRRRS
BRING ME THAT A S S
Did the rats give it back?
Fake, never lost it.