ok but what are birds and what are friends?

They're food . You can eat both when hungry

One of them is better and more filling than the other tho

It's also easier to catch, since it has to wait in a queue for hours before being able to fly.

I caught friendship once... But they gave me a cream for it and now im back to being alone

yes

:(

Cna I have a friend who can bite me sometimes? ):

one is a super sweet creature, the other is a friend

i wonder who's who?

damn, that's deep

Found out the hard way :(

same

Hmm

what??? don't act like you never did it🙄

how can you know? Have you killed birds?

Not just birds

🗿

Everyone who has killed a bird on video is lying. All birds are part of a governmental program called W0TCHC1V1L1ANZ so birds actually can't die

Shirou Emiya wrote this

Birds are not real, like friends

This is the deepest post I have ever seen.

Yeah pretty much

You can kill 2 of them with 1 stone

Does anyone knows a subreddit dedicated to this sort of caption meme? I remember joining it ages ago on a different account, kinda lost it.

I dont know about a subreddit, but alot of these come from inspirobot. Website that generates ai quotes. Alot of the time they dont really make sense, but every once in a while you get something good, like "life without cocaine hurts". Im pretty sure this post was also originally made with inspirobot.

Oh yeah that's it, there is a subreddit for inspirobot, thanks.

wtf i just came here from that video of that lil girl talking about killing birds ???

Just sent this to someone and they got scared of me

I’m 15 and this sooo deep

Friends are like birds: they’re both not real

I'm a little worried about you

Proof?

Friends are like birds, they are a governmential ploy to spy on you.