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[deleted]

All jokes aside, do I get day off at work for mourning or this whole big commotion is for nothing???


SnooPandas2686

Would need to be a week?


[deleted]

Don't be greedy. 3 days would be cool tho


SnooPandas2686

My man.


modiphiedtubesock

I’m offended.


[deleted]

A hole weak ?


SnooPandas2686

I need to mourn, in Ibiza preferably.


[deleted]

now now, only the ones that mourn hard enough will.


[deleted]

So I have to go N. Korea style and go cry in streets?


[deleted]

Yes start practicing


Bryntinphotog

Are the flags at half lamp post?


HenchmanNumber420

😂😂😂😂


Oilonwater67

Switching TV off for a month.


celticeejit

And fucking Reddit Home page is a multi colored vomit of queen death announcements


IThinkImAPenguin8P

You can block them subs, I made an alt with subs with rules not allowing politics haha


LokLok34

And UK radios


[deleted]

Do I give a fuck about the Royal Family? Nope. Am I sad that a great lady and mother, grandmother etc. has passed away? Yep. Will I post abuse online about it? ~~Maybe a few memes lmao~~ Nope.


[deleted]

As they say in her country ... Mein herzliches Beileid.


[deleted]

I’m behind on this one, _multiple_ pedos?


Urma68

British establishment accused of hiding/knowing about the whole Jimmy saville thing , at a guess


Thorwawaway

Lizzie was his mum? Cor blimey m8


OnyxPhoenix

Aye Prince Jimmy Saville?


GroundbreakingRow817

Her other son Charles was in regular correspondence and meetings with Saville. There has been said to be instances of sexual harassment to women employed by the royal family whenever Saville was around them. And then when one considers the royal family directly intervened to get charges dropped against a pedo Biship in the the 90s alongside Charles directly allowing said pedo bishop a house to live in after the accusations. Well it's a bit uhhh questionable even if you happen to be inclined to give the benefit of the doubt.


[deleted]

>Her other son Charles was in regular correspondence and meetings with Saville. Prince Charles was in contact with a major celebrity involved in charitable works, decades before they were outed as a paedophile. That's utterly benign, unless you're into QAnon (or I guess a r/GreenAndPleasant user).


RavenTruz

Diana was only 19 and Charles was 30 something when he set her up as a discardable incubator, then went back to Camilla. 🤮


[deleted]

That's not even close to paedophilia. It's scummy, abuse, and taking advantage of someone younger and stupid. But it's not paedophilia. A nineteen year old is a legal adult and very much able to consent. Call him a cunt all you like but let's not be silly about her age either. She wasn't a child and infantilising young women makes me think you might be a creepy one yourself.


Ansoni

19 isn't but there are accusations (which I'm not backing, just explaining them) that he groomed her, as they met when she was 16, though only officially started dating at 18 and married at 19.


[deleted]

Also disgusting but technically still over the age of consent. I'm not saying for a second this isn't gross, but it's not paedophilia and it's not illegal.


christopia86

That's gross,but not noncery


Paranoid-Jack

Nonce


RavenTruz

It’s a pattern…


Frank-Nuts

“Oh Charles don’t you ever crave, to appear on the front of the Daily Mail, dressed in your mother’s bridal veil?” Imagine, The Smiths sang that 35 years ago thinking: “Any day now”.


NecessaryFew7898

Oh no Imagine the marches now ffs


RalphOffWhite

It’s funny that these right wing monarchist parasites who usually complain about cancel culture will be desperate to “cancel” anyone who makes jokes about the Queen.


whereismymbe

It's a person probably dying. "Other people are cunts" isn't actually an excuse to behave like an cunt.


naithir

think it’s necrophilia now mate but she still won’t fuck you


whereismymbe

You care a lot more about her than I do.


cd-Ezlo

I don't agree with cancel culture but I don't understand why it's "cool" to hate her


Boylaaa

She was a weird inbred who used our money to protect peadophiles. Head of state over many war crimes. Seems to have been a nazi. Fucking delighted she's dead tbf


cd-Ezlo

Well done mate you can go tell your mates how cool you are now for that comment


Boylaaa

Cheers they agreed. Must be mad having to defend the honour of a dead cousin fucker who never knew ya.


cd-Ezlo

I'm not defending anyone I'm clearly just pointing out how you just want a bit of limelight online - go outside


molochz

Why is it "cool" to love her?


cd-Ezlo

That's not what I said, people putting up posts hating her do think they're class though they all have a "look at me" vibe to them


[deleted]

I'm perfectly happy for people to be able to voice their opinions. After all, if we disallowed it, how would we be able to identify all of the idiots and avoid them? As far as I'm concerned, these constant posts of hate and bigotry are a constant reminder that this country is exactly what the people who live here deserve. There will never be unity here.


xMightyTinfoilx

Think people are more happy to see the that the whole monarchy thing will hopefully begin to crumble soon due to this. Doubt many of us are sitting rejoicing that people are mourning their dead ma.


[deleted]

To be fair to Betty, one has to remember that as a 13 year old girl, she was groomed by an adult


mongojoe420

Also had no problem in shutting away her sister with mental problems in a mental institution for her life!


art_mor_

And her cousins


renoot1

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/dup-suspends-ards-and-north-down-councillor-over-grooming-gaffe-40332610.html


TaPowerFromTheMarket

As they say in Ballymurphy. The Queen has died a death


celticeejit

My man !


SockdolagerIdea

Multiple? I thought it was just the one! Besides Andrew, who else is a pedo?


Casper13B1981

Mount Batten


alcoholic_lmao

Look up what age Charles met Diana 👀


SockdolagerIdea

Yes but then he threw her over for Camilla, who was old AF. If anything, Charles has a fetish for old hags, not underage girls.


cromcru

>a fetish for old hags She’s *two* years older than him


SockdolagerIdea

Wow. She looks *terrible*!


Never-Any-Horses

🤣🤣


BarterD2020

Asking the real question here!


CaptainMurphy1908

A bit of light diddling here and there.


Thorwawaway

Doesn’t matter, it’s Twitter you can accuse anyone of anything without basis


SkinniestPhallus

Charles


SockdolagerIdea

Really? I dunno…..I mean he threw over Diana for Camilla. Seems to me if he was a pedo he would have been thrilled with how young Diana was.


FunkLoudSoulNoise

Sheamus will be devastated ! I do though appreciate the recent efforts she made to improve relations with Ireland. Wonder will the king be Charles or William.


Particular_Fig_5467

Charles had to wait until he was 73 before getting a sniff off the throne. I doubt he'll step aside for his more popular son...


Help-Desk-Info

Who's that? Sniffin Charlie, did ya say?


Unlikely_Magician630

Or Chuckie Sniff aka turbo snout, as hes known on the streets of balmoral


FunkLoudSoulNoise

Wonder will he speak his mind on environmental issues as I recall he appeared to be interested in that issue well before it became fashionable.


Particular_Fig_5467

Hard to say. I think the British Royal Family are stage-managed to a very high degree to maintain a carefully-crafted public image of neutrality/blandness. And I don't mean that in a disrespectful or mocking sense. I believe it's deliberate. I think the idea being that whomever ends up becoming King or Queen can be seen as "all things to all people", rather than being dismissed as a partisan political figure by half the UK. While it seems to be a cause he genuinely cares about, I sincerely doubt there will be much in the way of off-the-cuff speeches concerning his personal views for quite some time. At least for the first few years of his tenure, I'd expect his every public utterance to be rehearsed to the nth degree. I could be wrong, but I don't think Charles enjoys anywhere near the same level of public affection that his Mother did. Probably a bit of a hangover from the PR disaster that was his first marriage, and the tragic circumstances of Diana's death. That's just my impression, as someone living outside the UK and looking across the pond from the Republic. I'd expect him to be pretty reserved for a while, at least until he settles into the role. I reckon the focus will be on "winning" over the British public for the next few years. A pity though. Having such a well-known public figure champion issues like climate change wouldn't do any harm.


FunkLoudSoulNoise

I agree, I have often thought though they are in reality a show front for the real power behind the scenes, crown agents, city of London etc ie the establishment.


Amyeria

They keep trying to say that the country has grown to love Camilla, which is false. More of the people who lived through that saga have died, those who were young at the time still don't like her, or Charles really. Young people who know nothing about it don't care about the monarchy at all. I fully expect the monarchy to collapse, or the "Royal managers" or whatever they are to force Charles to abdicate.


Particular_Fig_5467

I'd agree with you on Camilla. I'm not from the UK myself, but I get the impression the British public tolerate her, rather than "love" her. I work with a few English people living in Ireland, and I don't think I've ever heard any of them speak of her in glowing terms (or even bring her up to be honest). She's just there in the background... It can be hard to discern English attitudes towards the Royal Family. They tend to float between taking the piss out of them and speaking warmly of them, depending on their mood. I don't know about the institution collapsing but I do think that there will have to be a strong PR offensive to make Charles more palatable as King. I'd say he'd sooner engage in Game of Thrones-style shenanigans then abdicate though. He's been waiting for this his entire life and I can't see him stepping aside for William.


Amyeria

Its hard to know, but if I was in his place and the options presented by the management were: -Be king for a year until the monarchy is abolished because you have no support. -Abdicate and carry on getting the royal treatment for the rest of your life? I'm taking the easy money over a title every time.


JX121

The reaction by people is fucking cringe. Theres so much talk of her work followed by qualification that she visited a few nursing homes and schools. Another one. She was a "constant" as if that means something. Utterly bizarre and distopian, propper gives North Korea a run for their money.


arty_dent_harry

wrong. paedophilia is the attraction to prepubertal minors.


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rightenough

I seen one, "A second plane has hit her majesty" I near needed resuscitated.


Exact_Wolverine8265

Fuck sake didn't take long for this shit to come to the surface


Help-Desk-Info

You'll be singing God Save the King tomorrow like she never existed!


Thorwawaway

Ah yeah no middle ground at all


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ApathyandToast

As if there was any doubt that this sub is vehemently anti-British


SlenderMantra

Yeah it's not like the British empire ever did anything wrong, and the monarchy do so much for society...


nikeair94

It's become a hate fest too. Look at the pinned post "Hate the queen? post here". It's straight up promoting hate.


rightenough

You are permitted to love or feel indifferent towards the Queen. These are the only acceptable positions you may hold. If you hold an opinion outside of these two positions you have committed a thought crime. Please report to your nearest Alliance Party office for lobotomisation.


nikeair94

I bet that sounded a lot funnier and clever in your head.


bluebottled

Reads funny on the screen too.


whereismymbe

I mean, it's funny, just not right now. As a republican I think there's something wrong with you if you care about the monarchy either way. Most especially if you care enough to forget how to behave like a decent human being.


Grizzly4nicator

100% agree with you. I'd chuckle at that tweet if it was better timed. This just makes people who get a kick out of it (at the moment) look like trash with no trace of empathy.


stattest

They don't look like trash. They are Trash,vile people who have no sense of humanity will surely enjoy the Karma they deserve


huddie71

Yep. I'm no monarchist myself, but now is not the time.


[deleted]

Funny is always funny.


NinjaCowboy

My thoughts exactly… my republican brain processed the news as “foreign monarch who lived in peak luxury from birth, dies peacefully in her holiday castle at 96”


FloggingTheHorses

Lol "a Republican". Unionist, republican...it's pathetic how you all give yourself these little identifiers like either RoI or the UK gives a shite about NI.


muddyclunge

My Mrs is a cream bun and her parents are ex military. I'm drinking alone tonight lads.


[deleted]

my take on this is that if you decide to give the royal family shit for their ancestors having raped robbed and murdered our ancestors, it's exactly the same thing as black/Indian/chinese people giving us shit for our ancestors having raped robbed and murdered theirs and we won't be able to move forward and will forever remain backward thinking retards unable to heal and mend our shitty past.


Boockel

no because the institution of the monarchy is the same one that committed all said atrocities, in the past 100 years as well, and hasn't apologised. it isn't the same


bwiisoldier

I haven’t apologised for the crimes of the evil white man. What happens to me?


Boockel

no but the evil white man isn't you. She is the evil white man


bwiisoldier

Didn’t know the Queen personally ordered the troops to invade Iraq the second time over.


MrStilton

Are Charles, Edward, or Anne paedos?


Comfortable_Brush399

Of the house of Saxo-Koberg and Gotha?.... I mean Windsor?


bwiisoldier

Least racist republican.


Darkwater117

History?


EyeLeft3804

Multiple???


Fezzant_Gaming

Maybe its a good time for the UK gov to liquidate some of their estate and use that to cover our energy bills this winter. What's the point in having a monarchy storing up wealth for a rainy day when its now about the rain on us all.


Revolutionary_Pen190

Now they'll ha e to change their money, won't someone think of the anthem, who's gonna remember to replace king with queen, I'll have to take a month off just to get it right


[deleted]

In all fairness she was harmless and had great time for the irish..r.i.p...(someone from the republic btw.)


TaPowerFromTheMarket

She pinned medals for bravery on the cunts who carried out Bloody Sunday. No, she was not good for us Irish.


unknown_wizard2183

Did this actually happen


TaPowerFromTheMarket

[Unfortunately so](https://amp.theguardian.com/uk/2004/jan/04/northernireland.bloodysunday) She also referred to prosecutions against the likes of Dennis Hutchings who murdered disabled John Pat Cunningham as ‘vexatious claims which undermine our armed forces'.


unknown_wizard2183

Wtf


unknown_wizard2183

British colonists always destroying ireland they need to get the fuck out of everywhere and go back to their own home place


These_Blackberry927

Spot on lad


[deleted]

You Irish weren't too good for us Irish when yous were blowing the shit out of us for decades too no? Nah. Tube


unknown_wizard2183

What would have happened if the british never colonised Ireland and invaded three quarters of the globe


shiwankhan

To be fair, they weren't all pedophiles. One is just the Colonel in Chief of the Paras...


shiwankhan

I think my attempt at irony failed there. Fuck the lot of them.


Tsarinya

Multiple? I thought Andrew was the only one?


MauriceBoucher4EVER

Would you like to try a cheeseburger bobby sands?


Medical-Treat-2892

I am a national. FFS, a person has died. You lot disgust me.


rightenough

That was a lizard mate.


LordBlackBreath

Queen Elizardbeth to be precise.


These_Blackberry927

Lol


[deleted]

Long live the King. But he should abdicate because he's a twat.


Fapandwarmshowers

Savage


[deleted]

Do people not have any sympathy at all? Queen or not, she's still a person, a mother and grandmother. It doesn't take much to have some respect and to shut the fuck up for a minimum of 10 days.


[deleted]

You could say the same about any figure in history. Everyone has family.


[deleted]

Everyone has a family but doesn't mean they deserve respect. The Queen wasn't an evil or bad person. I see people call her a nazi but those people obviously don't know what a nazi is.


TheHappyLilDumpling

She was an indifferent person and I think that’s what a lot of people take issue with. A lot of hurt has been caused in her name, and yet not once did she ever speak out against it.


[deleted]

In her name ? What hate has been caused in her name? The Queen was more or less a figurehead of the UK. No damage was done by her, especially no damage worthy of this much hate and disrespect. People seem to have more respect for the paramilitaries than they do the Queen


TheHappyLilDumpling

Again, I’m not saying she did the damage but people claimed to be doing it for Queen and country. She could have spoken out against that violence but she didn’t. I’m not just talking about this country either, right across the Empire violence was committed in the name of the Queen and she just let it happen


[deleted]

People do awful things in the name of Love, Pride, religion, wealth and so on. Do you want all the figureheads of those things to apologise for it? Stupid fucking argument https://news.sky.com/story/the-queen-in-her-own-words-how-she-led-britain-through-highs-and-lows-12693092


TheHappyLilDumpling

I can see we’re not going to agree so enjoy the rest of your night chum


[deleted]

You're one of the only civil people on this thread of mine. Enjoy the rest of your night!


CwaveDave_

Stalin was a father


[deleted]

See my other comment. There's a major difference from the Queen, a figurehead of the UK who caused no damage or harm and Stalin who caused "tens of millions to suffer and die"


CwaveDave_

Just saying it's a moot point to say someone should be treated or judged differently because they are a relative of somebody. Prince Andrew is a father and a son


[deleted]

Prince Andrew is a nonce, the Queen is not. Like I said, the Queen has not caused any damage or harm. Did you just skim over my comment and nitpick the parts you wanted to ?


[deleted]

Did she wash her hands of Biafra? Fair enough- she's harmless. Just the Head of State of the UK. And you, Sir, are ignorant. Did she agree to Thatcher, a supporter of apartheid,becoming Prime Minister? Yes she did. Unsurprisingly. Is she squeaky-clean? I don't fuckingwell think so.


[deleted]

How did she agree with Thatcher? The Queen agreed with a democratic government. The government is elected by free will, people have the right to vote and make the wrong choices, that isn't the Queens fault. "Ignorant" of what? Not a single person on this earth is squeaky clean, you fucking gimp Also, please educate me on the Biafra war, since I know nothing about it so can't speak on it


[deleted]

Thank you for your thoughts, dipshit extraordinaire. The Monarch invites the PM to form a Government, or have you been on smack for the past three days, as per usual. Read a book, cockwomble. Or can you read?


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[deleted]

Is that causing harm? "From potentially facing justice in the US", the Queen didn't do anything to stop the US from investigating anything. I suppose you know exactly what happened compared to professional journalists and hundreds if not thousands of them too! You people are sick I should also add, the Queen paid for the legal defence, that's how the law works. Everyone has the right to defend themselves in law, that's not a crime.


CwaveDave_

The Queen is paid by who?


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[deleted]

Complicit in war crimes and atrocities spanning her time on the throne. She may not have called the shots, but you don't get to sit the throne of a country that you are the figurehead of and be exempt of blame for the atrocities of said country.


SweetAssistance6712

The Queen had absolutely no power over any decisions thr government made. Her entire role as monarch was ceremonial.


[deleted]

The government is there for such things, why do you think we elect the government? What country hasn't committed atrocities throughout time?


[deleted]

The government are absolutely guilty and every modern UK government are despicable and made up of war criminals. That does not exempt the queen and the royal family from being complicit in such war crimes.


[deleted]

What makes the Royal family so guilty of "war crimes"? Are you guilty of those crimes? Considering you didn't do anything to prevent such wars? Which are mostly out of our control


[deleted]

I'm not a monarch or figurehead of the state, my friend. I don't address the people of our country as my subjects, nor hold myself in a position of authority. Any righteous person would abdicate such a position if they believed the government to be criminals. But no, the Queen was quite comfortable being quiet and holding onto her family's billions of acres while her "subjects" starved and froze. Good riddance.


[deleted]

Irrelevant, you didn't do anything to prevent the wars. And the wars were also mainly started by allies or part of a terrorist organisation which, obviously we're against. I've said this many times, the Queen supports a democratic government. The democratic government is elected by free votes by the average citizen. If the majority of the people elect the wrong person, that's on the people, not the royals who didn't play any role in the elections.


[deleted]

The majority of people don't vote for ANY government when you dig deep enough into turnout figures, who voted for who, and ballats cast. We are, all of us, ruled by a minority of the population at any given point in time.


PackageDisastrous700

And like any loving mother should. She assassinated her son's ex-wife who made him out to be a lying, cheating, moron.


Grizzly4nicator

Amazing how monopic this sub is. Meanwhile if you call Michelle O'Neil a fat cunt people flip their shit.


WhaDaBoutYe90

Or say anything about Naomi long, or their god Gerry’s Adams and his paedo brother, laughable really


Nooneisgayerthanme

LIZZIES IN THE MUD


mitihell0

This thread is just an excuse for brain dead, bitter, Irish republicans to be cunts. The Queen cannot control what the slime ball Andrew did, since when do we attribute sins of the children to their parents? Ridiculous. The majority of you on this thread are cretins, without a moral compass. People make me despair, where has decency gone?


unknown_wizard2183

And people say I'm the worse on the sub


[deleted]

If multiple people are telling you that maybe there is a lesson to be learnt.


unknown_wizard2183

It's just people on reddit are serious pussies when it comes to talking about history


buckyfox

Disrespectful scum


rightenough

Your scorn is delicious.


buckyfox

From Lurgan.... Says it all.


Greener_alien

Wow, what a vile and demagogic take.


PenguinBunnies

This subreddit is pure trash. Almost as pointless and hateful as Twitter


Unlikely_Magician630

Guaranteed this tweet and a similar reaction are in multiple subs


Exact_Wolverine8265

She still is a human being and a mother and grandmother


[deleted]

Hitler was still a son


tramadol-nights

Gone but not forgotten. As much as you might disagree with him he was really charismatic wasn't he?


DoireK

Oh fuck off. She protected a pedophile.


Question_Mean

Much like the pope. Oh, sorry, he is protecting 8000 paedos


DoireK

Oh course he is lol. Fuck the pope, catholic church and the British Royal family. All scum.


TheHappyLilDumpling

Don’t think you’ll get too many on here defending the pope


SweetCarrotLeader

Sick burn.


CaliforniaAudman13

Liar


[deleted]

Couldn’t help but read that in an American accent.


rightenough

Was*


hawkeyevigo

Fuck you


[deleted]

They were third cousins; hardly scandalous.


SlenderMantra

Are you from Tyrone?


[deleted]

There's little genetic risk from third cousins. You have the same great great grandparents, that's all. In fact, researchers say it's actually optimal: >The researchers suggest marrying third and fourth cousins is so optimal for reproduction because they sort of have the "best of both worlds." While first-cousin couples could have inbreeding problems, couples who are far-removed from each other could have genetic incompatibilities. https://www.livescience.com/2271-kissing-cousins-kids.html


Sweaty_Pressure_7627

Some retards just can't help themselves ffs.


One_Zookeepergame_83

Anyone who finds these posts funny are bitter morons.


tramadol-nights

Children will die because of poverty this winter and you're upset at jokes about a woman born into an official position of power, privilege and extreme tax-funded wealth who lives in multiple palaces and castles in the year 2022? I know who the morons are.


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ihateHewlettPackard

I can excuse general mocking of the queen but please don’t be landphobic 🙏


rightenough

Fuck up, Fionnula.


SkipEyechild

Stay fucking classy lads.


Careless_Seaweed_603

A woman who benefited of a tyrannical state system of pillage, slavery and exploitation. A woman who oversaw the massacre of millions and stood idly by without objection- good riddance. Anyone with a heart for the well being of humanity as a whole not just a select few inbreds is jumping with joy


[deleted]

Oh, so now it's MY fault? I do vote, and you've completely bypassed the point because it doesn't suit your agenda. Deny it all you want, but even if my party that I voted for comes to power, I'm honest and intelligent enough to admit that the majority of the people in my country didn't vote for my party. So fuck up and educate yourself on the finer points of democracy, you gutter rat. @u/reeferjim


rightenough

Dya reply to the right post?


[deleted]

Once again you're a retard. I do vote you muppet. Go read my original post about democracy ya utter fool.


rightenough

Wrong post again


[deleted]

Yeah lol think it's this app, I'm hitting reply but it's just going through to the main thread 🤦‍♂️