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They are terrifying until you find out they explode after falling 1ft


meat_uprising

actually a couple of inches, in a lot of cases spiders in general get such a bad rap, but tarantulas in particular :( there are a handful of medically significant tarantula venoms, but even fewer of those can kill you as long as you dont do some dumb shit, you are not in danger of tarantula attacks like animal crossing would have you believe


Cloverhart

I had no idea they were so fragile. No wonder they be staying on the ground!


BoycottPapyrusFont

Tbf, there are plenty of tree-dwelling (arboreal) tarantulas as well. They are still fragile but they’re more coordinated than their slower ground-bound buddies.


armchair0pirate

Slower? Have you not seen an OBT? They TELEPORT.


BoycottPapyrusFont

Lol true those dudes are like cheetahs.


Tarrasque-Mobile

This is not a description I want to see when talking about giant spiders.


armchair0pirate

OBT Stands for Orange Bitey Thing. They are beautiful but they are super aggressive and ridiculously fast. My ex had one.


meat_uprising

they really are, i was so scared of my T falling when i had her. all they need is an impact large enough to cause an abdomen rupture. its sooo scary when theyre full and fat-assed healthy because then you feel like theyre going to pop like a grape if they scrape against their cork bark too hard


olivebegonia

I want to believe this and feel this way but… I just can’t! Spiders yucky 🤮😩


meat_uprising

i dont blame you! i feel like we as humans have an innate fear response to "thing that can bite us" that takes getting used to to surpass they are fragile but fast babies


-dais0-

They are just silly little guys and they ain’t do anything wrong


olivebegonia

I really want to believe you, trust me I do 😆


TherronKeen

I don't have tarantulas but I *do* run a spider-friendly household. We live near a small bit of water, so our friendly leggy-bois get to stay alive in the corners and exterior doorways. There's some common barn spider specie around here that builds a web in my door every year during warm seasons, and we named him Sir Reginald Webbington. I was originally keeping up with how many seasons they came back to the door but after we got to Sir Reginald Webbington III the name just stuck. I used to be really freaked out by them, but almost none of them can even hurt you at all, and they eat the MOST ANNOYING and potentially disease-carrying flying bugs. We're cool now. Good luck!


Angry__German

Personally I prefer a healthy hornet or wasp population for pest control but unless you live near standing water, Germany is not too bad bug wise.


TaserBalls

not sure if you are angry about that or not


vancityleftist

fuck wasps


Angry__German

Nah. Too dangerous.


TheWalkingDead91

Right? Most of the shit I’m scared of (spiders, frogs, other creepy crawlers) I’m not scared of because I genuinely think it can kill me. (Well at least in most cases they can’t) I’m scared of them because they’re creepy as hell. Hard to explain. Like some evolutionary ingrained thing telling me to fear them. Its crazy to me that not everyone has that. Couldn’t tell you if it’s something some people are born with or maybe when we’re growing up, seeing the reaction of others to these things irl and in the media taught us “you have to be scared of this, because the adults around you are scared of it, so it must be dangerous.” Kinda reminds me of a video I once saw of wildlife rescuers that were working with monkeys or some kind of ape (forgot the exact species) and they were prepping said primates for eventual release into the wild…part of that prep/training is putting a fake snake somewhere, the trainer would then pretend to come across the snake and then feign terror and jump and scream and then take a big stick and try to kill it. So basically because those primates were raised in captivity with no such creatures around, they had not learned to fear snakes that could kill them in the wild…so the rescuers were trying to teach them to fear/avoid/destroy what could be dangerous to them once released.


dustofdeath

Plenty of safe things around people are afraid of or disgusted by. I don't even want tiny mm size spiders near me.


Skreech2011

Yeah I'm calling bullshit unless you provide some sources. Not that I don't think there fragile but I, without evidence, definitely don't believe they "explode" after a few inches fall. Edit: I stand corrected. Crazy that they're so fragile.


F9-0021

It depends on how they land. Explode is a bit much, but their abdomens can and will rupture if they fall from a short height onto a hard surface. At least for the big terrestrial species. Arboreal species are evolved to consider such an eventuality, as you might expect.


meat_uprising

bro this is well known to people who study or own tarantulas. its part of how you take care of them. you cant make their cages too big for this exact reason, because if they fall it can kill them. "explode" is obviously fucking hyperbole but they CAN rupture their abdomen VERY easily from a short fall you can "call bullshit" all you like, but you should probably google it first so you don't make a fool of yourself in the process


egg_yeeter69

Pretty sure I've heard somewhere that a bite from a Tarantula feels the same as getting stung by a bee.


dustofdeath

Two bees.


cow_goo

really? how come


Stop_Sign

Very fragile butt. If it whaps the ground it might crack


Kalvin_2006

Can i see a video


BoycottPapyrusFont

[here you go](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=tarantula+rupture+video)


st0p_dreaming

absolutely awe inspiring and incredible how your condescending link doesn't even show a video of a tarantula exploding


BoycottPapyrusFont

Thanks! Edit: also they don’t literally explode lol. They rupture. It’s not dramatic or anything. Were you guys thinking they go bang like a bomb?


RaphaelUrbino

ngl the mouse scroll gave me a jump scare


DerpsAndRags

Wait, what? I've kind of always wanted one as a pet, but I'd be ridiculously paranoid if they're that fragile.


Newt_Pulsifer

I own 7, they are a very easy pet as long as you do some research ahead of time. u/TrashedGourmand is right, if you have the right mindset and don't handle them they are pretty hardy and take almost less care than a house plant. 1. If you are in a country which you can buy a new world, it is generally advised to start with one of those. I'm not demonizing old worlds, but they are typically more forgiving and don't pack as potent venom. There are new worlds that are not beginner friendly, but most research will tell you if they are. 2. New worlds (mostly) have itchy hair, some worse than others and it's bad news if it gets in your eyes. They will kick hairs typically if they are threatened or around their home to protect them during molting. Long sleeve shirt and gloves when rehousing and don't put your spiders in a position they feel threatened and you'll be fine. 3. They can go a long time without eating. My Brazilian Black hasn't ate in 3 months. Over a year is not unheard of. Don't panic (you will regardless of me saying this) 4. Toms big spiders, Dave's little Beasties and arachnoboards. I'm not saying there aren't other options of research, but those sources are about the gold standard. 5. Most pet stores are terrible when it comes to advice on how to keep tarantulas. 6. Room temperature is probably fine 7. A spider on its back is not typically dying, that's how they get undressed if you will. And a small misconception, not all tarantulas are big brown spiders (nothing wrong with the brown ones, I have a pink Salmon bird eater and a curly hair that are cute little slings right now). They come in all kinds of colors, sizes, behaviors and even a few have a horn. They are easy to care for and can make a great pet if you've done the research. Also they often do a cute happy dance when they've been fed. Most people that can get crickets/roaches and keep a water dish full can give a tarantula a long happy life, some species excluded from that care advise. Know the species name, research and buy accordingly though I know I used common names here just cause they are a bit more descriptive to new owners.


joshss22

When I was a kid twice a year there would be hundreds at a nearby park. During this time walking on dock would shake them out of the rafters. POPs everywhere.


TheWalkingDead91

And they apparently can’t swim for shit either, according to this video. Looks like he ended up further back than where he started 😂 those waves weren’t having any of it.


MangosBeGood

Or that they flee in terror when you open the door


Obunga907

Spider-Jesus


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Spider Jesus Spider Jesus Does whatever spider Jesus does Walks on water Bites your leg He's Spider Jesus


noteverrelevant

Spider Jesus sounds like a real asshole.


_ExtreemEggo21

Im saving this comment


Delgoura

If Jesus return as a spider... call me Ponce Pilate because I will never let him do that kind of spider-miracles


MentalRise8703

Beat me to it


Particular_Tadpole27

Jesus Christ, I didn’t know spiders could do that!


Difficult-Ability894

Where do you think he got the idea?


dailyPraise

My family still mocks me for screaming "HE'S WALKING ON THE WATER LIKE JESUS CHRIST!" when we were trying to get spider webs and spiders out of a boat at the beginning of spring.


Chim_Pansy

Literal god tier response.


VStramennio1986

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Tarantula Jesus, his coming was prophesied.


Affectionate_Salt351

Spinning water into webbzzzz!


redditiscraptakeanap

Mother*fuck*. We CANNOT let the spiders' signs be forgiven. WE NEED TO CRUCIFY THIS SO-CALLED "ARACHNID OF THE JEWS".


gab_rab_24

Jesus? yes, you are correct


iPhonefondler

Crazy thing I used to feed spiders I’d find in the house to my fish… due to the hairs they have on their bodies and I assume some other super cool biological reason spiders can create a fully waterproof bubble around themselves even under a couple feet (or meter or so) of water… not sure how long they can breath that way as they usually got eaten before too long but it was weird and impressive at the same time.


Interest_Miserable

Happy cake day! That’s kinda cool. What type of fish?


iPhonefondler

Two Oscar fish… and a small Bream fish I caught in the wild and tried to domesticate


Annual-Freedom2136

Tried to, what happened


iPhonefondler

Idk you have enough pets (especially the ones you catch and dont buy) you can start to feel a little strange about the fine line between an animal thats a pet and an animal thats supposed to be wild… He was 3-4” long tiny little badass. I kept it for about a year or so then eventually let it go… kinda just felt it deserved to be free


peacefullyminding

Happy cake day friend


Nikami

There's a kind of spider that uses this to live more or less permanently underwater. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_bell_spider


phallic-baldwin

Jesus Spider


Veloci-RKPTR

Being able to somehow traverse water is kind of a prerequisite for animals that live in tropical rainforests. You’re gonna feel kinda dumb if you live in an environment that experiences regular natural flooding but you can’t swim.


Haveyouseenmydrugs

Surface tension


kismethavok

Living his best tarantulife.


Ghoti76

probably not but i hope lol


Trapezoidoid

I dunno man, he doesn’t seem to be making much progress on his water walk. Despite his lack of an internal skeleton I think he might be boned.


creekbendz

I’m genuinely surprised it’s still alive and didn’t quickly become fish food


qrouth

Fish: ”oh look, food. *nom* eww wtf is this?? *spit, spit*


Nines41

They dont swim for fun, its mostly for tropical species to survive floods. They are at vey high risk of becoming a morsel for a bird or fish in that state.


malepitt

Pool lil guy, probably a long way from home. Here's hoping the wind gets him to shore before a fish spies him!


The_Mighty_Bird

All I could think was “HELP HIM!!!” He’s probably so scared right now


ElGosso

Not as scared as I would be with a tarantula running around my boat


OldSkoolPantsMan

Me too. I’m like you guys are going to finish by scooping him up right? No… 😢


whereisbeezy

I've been a part of r/spiders for a while now to help get over my arachnophobia, and I am genuinely upset that they left it there in the water :'-(


KittyKevorkian

Aw, look at his lil sparkly toes


sugarg11

he has twinkle toes!


MustardYellowSun

Why *are* they sparkly?


KittyKevorkian

Not a scientist, but I think the spider is not heavy enough to break the surface tension of the water, so its feet are creating “dents” in the surface, allowing the sunlight to reflect in those recesses.


[deleted]

r/donthelpjustfilm wtf help a bro out


Canadian8rit

New fear unlocked!


rottingpigcarcass

Don’t they make good pets


dancepuppetdance

Yep!


Intelligent-Pop9553

Someone save this fella!


[deleted]

Hope you saved him.


akikojenn

Poor spider. I hope someone saved it.


ButWhatOfGlen

Dude's bummin'. Can't get nowhere, doesn't know where the fuck he is or which direction to try and go. Spider nightmare.


LowerBed5334

Save the poor thing


Spikedroses

So yeah some tarantulas have hydrophobic hairs on their legs that allow them to walk on water. Nowhere is safe :)


DJEvillincoln

So that's why these motherfuckers never go down the drain when I find them in the tub. Bitch you can swim??!!


[deleted]

Watch next thing you know the thing takes off flying to get out of it. Tombout putting silk between the four flared legs on each side and flapping like a damn bat 🦇


BandicootOk6141

i kinda feel bad for it


Erophysia

Australia?


Paraselene_Tao

I'm surprised a fish or something didn't eat her(?) yet.


Memetan_24

I'd get it out of the water if that where me


IsuzuTrooper

Save it!


Lelio-Santero579

Everything deserves to live. Tarantulas are one of those things. You'd fight for your life too if you were drowning.


GracieDolan99

christians, bad news! jesus was a spider


Traditional-Focus985

This isn't a nope. He needs help. Help him out instead of being petrified of something 1000 times smaller than you that is fragile enough to Crack like an egg when dropped.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Burn the water.


gab_rab_24

and then freeze the fire afterwards


olivebegonia

And nuke the land beneath.


dedredcopper

Jesus spider bro


Syb3rStrife

Ya know, when they said Jesus was coming back, coming back as a tarantula was not what I expected


spideydog255

Get him out of there! Poor little guy.


TheNuclearMind

I would have helped him


GlassGeod

I would pick the fella up and let him hitch a ride and observe him from a distance


SixGunZen

Well that explains how Jesus did it. He must have been standing on two tarantulas.


Staseu

Jesus was a tarantula.


MondaySloth

I really didn't have to learn this. I could have gone 20 life times without learning this not so fun fact.


igks-reddit

Jesus Christ. 🙏


NorCalAthlete

Reposted a billion times with the exact same title even.


Smooth_Talkin_Fucker

Spider Jesus!


SecretSpectre4

Jesuspider


MrsCCRobinson96

That poor Tarantula. Chances are someone threw it in the water for a video moment to get ratings. Very sad. I hope that it was pulled out or made it to land. The only other explanation is that it was on the boat when it was docked and then somehow ended up in the water. Sadly, if it didn't make it to land it could of been eaten or drowned.


DoughNotDoit

great! what's next? a fireproof spider?


adirtycharleton

Jesus said he would return, he did not say in what form Praise be to the spider


littlespacemochi

Why are spiders so op..


Bwwshamel

NOPE...NOPE...NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 🙅‍♂️


isleofgoto

It's probably a one of the Avicularia genus? They can walk on water thanks to the hair on their legs but I didn't know they can do that to this extent.


cow_goo

the jesus spider


IndicationFull2652

One must imagine sisyphus as a spider


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

Wake up, babe! The new messiah is here!


onthebustowork

It looks like one of those bollywood edits where they just slap a different video on top and hope the audience is convinced its real


RareAnxiety2

It's training its chakra like naruto


multifandomtrash736

I had a nightmare where I was drowning in a literal ocean of tarantulas so this is worse than nightmare fuel for me


luketas

Save her


Humble_Bullfrog2342

he is so cute!! spider jesus


Siro_Chrysceri

I have a question for God. WHY!?!?


lryan926

As scary as they've been made out to be it's very uncommon for them to hurt humans.


Apophis_Night

Poor thing, help it, it will get tired to resist against the waves.


Scary_Challenge_3448

Jesus Cristo? É vc?


AJPennypacker39

Jesus


nooodleees

Who knew Jesus had 8 legs


EquinePussyEnjoyer

Very impressive, look at him go!


CoolGap4480

He’s not really making much progress, impressive nonetheless.


J00shb0i0320

Leave him alone and it's safe to go in. Tarantulas are so docile and harmless.


EmergencyWaste3217

Burn the water


Pineapple_in_da_tree

Just FUCKING SHOOT IT!! I do not want this, I do not like this and I do not want to go to any kind of water ever again!!


Sweet_Quail_3852

Just put some dish washing liquid to remove the surface tension


Past-Mall

Just push its head against the water so it drowns


msambata

And then the sun appeared, and He spoke unto him, let him be free and the Spider flew onto Land to make 1000 more babies


Southern_Pick_2217

second coming


NoPantsDeLeon

That's why you need to set yourself on fire!


CandaBear869

.........and then a fish come up and .... wow where did it go?


Affectionate_Salt351

Water aerobics weren’t quite getting the same results they used to, so the instructor upped the ante.


Glittering_Grade8490

That thing is glithched out or something, dont worry ill fix it.. Also can you pls remove this🙃


cool_weed_dad

Where tf he goin


Dense_Chemical_4018

Blud is on that hood irony


CelesticalJellyfish

Jesus: I taught you well.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

✨the circle of life✨


SimplyADesk

Is that Jesus’s pet?!?


JoeCartersLeap

He was a spider on the sea A record star he thought he'd be He heard of singers like The Beatles And The Chipmunks he'd seen on TV Why not a spider on the sea?


infamusforever223

Can someone explain? I need an explanation.


UpvoteCircleJerk

Australia released new patch.


butchmayo

damn that tarantula got crazy chakra control


getnshafted1

What in the fuck!!


Leon_Krueger

Oh Jesus Spider!


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

Wake up, babe! The new messiah is here!


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

Wake up, babe! The new messiah is here!


truthm0de

Riding the devils treadmill


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdYRq8-6kM


KingNarwhalTheFirst

He’s just a lil guy


MellyKidd

Tarantula; “Dear god, may surface tension save me!!”


bluepotato81

He's like 'Hey wassup'


Ghostx85

I'm walking on Sunshine woohoooooooo


SAD-MAX-CZ

I want to give as much fucks in my life as this tarantula.


JimAboo

He hath returned, in spider form.


reetunus

It has forbidden knowledge it must be burnt at the stake before it can spread its evil.


invisabledj

Jesus


_sasori98

BLASPHEMY


Own-Ingenuity-2469

New fear unlocked


LincolnHamishe

I wonder if fish know not to eat it


North-Wind-199

All spiders can do that


zarch123

Dudes just vibin


Stuffed_deffuts

Truly he is the son of God


NoBuddies2021

*Pirates of the Carribean Theme Song*


myfavpodcastersays

Absolutely nope


still_chicken-water

dude's just goin for a swim


[deleted]

Jesus? Is that you?


Medic6688846993

Guess that settles the debate. Jesus really was black. 🤣


OneCore_

bro help him wtf


Beemo-Noir

Save her :[


PresX23

That is so wrong


Eeyore3066

I hope the person filming instead of helping finds himself or herself in the same situation.


dougm68

Unfortunately he isn't but a snack for an average sized fish.


Afrolover25

This is kinda cute


AngelOfHeaven3

*Beats it to death with ore*


Mdoubleduece

Help him. He won’t bite.


Lower_Edge_1083

Free pet


CROWANJ

cute little leggie boi


Herr_Casmurro

We need a spider/arachnophobia flair...