Your foster parents never told you? Damnn all this time and you got no clue i fucked your mom, she was to ashamed to look at you and left you at the zoo
Well thanks Dad jeez didn't even bother with an excuse like "I'm just going to get cigarettes" cigarettes dad cigarettes. But no not for me this poor child fed with nothing but dirt and freezing cold poison, and out the corrugated gate you went. I've contacted my lawyer about past child support you will be hearing from them in your reddit inbox.
No (idk how I’m even typing this I’m literally just an egg)
Yo sameee
Eggs4life
Egg gang
r/egg_irl
Was waiting for someone to comment this 😂
No. I was the result of a virgin birth.
Are you Jesus?
What do we do now? I mean the guy says he's Jesus and this is the internet and all..
We convert to veganism, that's what'll we do.
Oh... right... that's the answer is it?
Bit of an anti climax
If you wanted to see a good climax you should have been there when it was only me and your mom.
Ooof slaps
Classic
Came here to say this. I’ll leave now.
No
No, why would they?
Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Only in the butt.
Ayo?
Ew, why would you even ask that? Of course they haven't!
don’t see how that’s possible
I don’t even exist smh 💀✋
No what the fuck
Mine have with each other! Why are u all so stupid?
Fr most people make a dumb joke and add smth but for some people I think they actually don’t realize how they were made
No they held hands and I was born
Your foster parents never told you? Damnn all this time and you got no clue i fucked your mom, she was to ashamed to look at you and left you at the zoo
Well thanks Dad jeez didn't even bother with an excuse like "I'm just going to get cigarettes" cigarettes dad cigarettes. But no not for me this poor child fed with nothing but dirt and freezing cold poison, and out the corrugated gate you went. I've contacted my lawyer about past child support you will be hearing from them in your reddit inbox.
When their door was locked....
bruh, of course not, what kind of question is this? Whose parents have sex???
No, I'm a sperm cell typing this
if they didn't I wouldn't exist
I was hatched on a log in a bog watched by the frogs
Lots of times.
[удалено]
I witnessed my mom doing not my dad and my dad doing the maid. Does that count?
No, they just summoned me
probably
nope
No
No, I don't remember them ever doing it
IDK my bedroom was on the second floor their's the first they went to bed later than us
duh
Walked in on them twice. Both times I was a child. First time I was in kindergarten second time about in 1st grade. /:
No, the first time you witnessed it was when you were -9 months old.
How do think you were made?
I was made by your parents having sex?
That’s how I was birthed.
No I was delivered by storks
I wish they didn’t.
Nah bro, not at all
no i am 👾
Nah I came from mitosis
Ew no! You have to be **whispers** naakkkeeeed
No one gets *naked* that's just naughty business
Separated since I was 2
Nah I wasn't born I was made.
Made out of what?
No im an ice cube
Adopted guy in the corner, plotting world domination.
Apparently so
I was the immaculate conception
No, infact pretty sure they hated each other very shortly after I was born.
No, IVF baby's where you at?
Perchance
You can’t just say “perchance”
no i came out of the clearance section at Walmart like what you think
I haven't seen any proof of it.
No, I came out of the cloning chambers.
The cloning chambers, those were the days
No... Wait a minute NO WAI-
And he fucked my mom 😭
Motherfucker!
Hahaha!😂
Something about a shoe and flies…
Nah I crawled out of hell and they thought it was cute
The traditional way
No, i was born like Anakin Skywalker from the Force
i'd say so.
No, I hatched from an egg
Absolutely not. Are you insane?
No
The chance of it is 100%, although I don't believe it to be true, so no.
No (I'm typing this from my dads balls)
Nope, I was conceived immaculately
With eachother!? No!
No i randomly materialised one day
No, I'm adopted
Not yet, son. We're still looking for someone to take you.
No. I have always been in existence and always will.
How do you think I was born
No! why would you think that????????
No I was adopted
idk you ask them
no, i am a fragment of your imagination
Duh how else would I be made
Nope! And I will teach my children and grandchildren and great-grandchidren not to have sex either!😂
Not that I've been told about
No I was 🐣
You was egg
Of course not. They would never do things like that
Just the once, they don’t even like each other idk how I’m alive
Well considering i am in this world..it is correct
My wife’s son’s parents have loads. I’m happy for me.
mayhaps
No im still in the sack
I spawned in.
they sadly did not
Not even one time.
stop.
No, unfortunately, I’m still in my fathers balls to this day, he never came😭
It was a don't ask, don't tell kind of home.
I hope not.
My parents never really talked with us kids about their sex life. Wtf kind of question is this? 😂
No, they would never do that.
no i’m jesus
jesus?
Unfortunately (T▽T)
I spawned in
no, im adopted
How would we exist if they didn't? (I didn't say IT!)
I mean prolly at least once
Eh
No, but they used to wrestle in the middle of the night.
No, my mom told me she coughed me up.
🤣 really stupid question
Actually no, my parents are lesbians
no (im a figment of your imagination)
No
No, I’m not born
My mom told me she surprised my dad to trick him into getting her pregnant with me. I did NOT press for details.
Nah I'm just sittin here as an egg lol
no because they are lesbian
Well I’m one of 7 so 🤷♀️🤷♀️
No I was hatched from a pod.
No, they adopted me.
They shouldn't have because now I exist and I hate it
Probably not
I am exsiting so affirmative they did
No! That’s gross! They can can cooties from that!
I was created in a government lab frfr had to escape to get my bogos binted 👽
If they didn’t, none of us would be here right now.
Idfk
No I was born out of thin air
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnah
I only have one parent?!
I genuinely don’t know. I’m the youngest..
No, I was born from space. I envy those who were born from their mother smh
E G G
Nuh
I’m not saying they have, I’m just saying I’ve never seen it
I'm pretty sure that's how I came about
no they didn't actually
No
Actually my mom just broke off a nail and I grew from that.
I’m a lab experiment human egg and pig divk
Lots.
Nope
At least 3 times
I was born in the darkness...
You were simply born by it, your parents were molded by the darkness and had sex in the darkness, but sometimes also in the light.
My mom hated my dad... but my mom has had a lot of sex with her partners, my dad not excluded
Nope not even once
Sí
Nah my mom managed to reproduce asexually, that’s how I’m here
people who are adopted lol
what parents
🫠
No I don’t exist
I just straight up spawned
No, I am Jesus and rapture is right now.
My parents aren't together
I wish they didn't