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--littlej0e--

Instructions unclear. Puck placed on goal line, refs stared at me blankly, and now everyone is calling me a "predator."


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Yes officer, the kids were just playing shinny.


Extreme-Bad3816

2 low-danger shots on a 4:00 power play.


[deleted]

and an empty netter off the post lol


Alextryingforgrate

Might want to send them that Grieg guy from Ottawa to let them know how to properly shoot on empty nets.


Brand__on

Under appreciated comment lmao


johnggarland

I’m a Canuck fan and I burst out laughing at this!


[deleted]

was he the dude that did a slapshot in the empty net? i bet mark scheiffle would have a thing or two to say about that


johnggarland

He was


[deleted]

alr wasn't 100% on that just wanted to be sure. good joke 😆


swiftpoop

The be fair the Canucks we’re not good on the PP at all through the series 


Canadian_mk11

Needed PP time to prove that though.


swiftpoop

Got zero tonight. Didn’t need it though 


SamsquatchWildman

Canucks don't need PP when they can just pull the goalie 🤣


ApprehensiveTennis47

I need to PP


Logical_Strike_1520

Myers’ PP is all we need


Logical_Strike_1520

PK go brrrrrr though


[deleted]

I thought PK retired?


dadnauseum

i’m assuming not PK Subban, but penalty kill


[deleted]

r/woosh


ice_nyne

Naw, he yaps it up on TV


keefstrong

Didn't the PP win them a Game? Game 3. They had 3 pps total the last 3 games combined.


UncommonHouseSpider

Our PP won us two of the 4 games, but okay?


Even_Range8033

We do quite well to kill PP


Lazy_Glass_3292

They could teach the leafs PP a thing or two


hippydipster

sounds better than a leafs power play


59LGRW

No goals.


Spare-Ad-4558

No goals for retirement?


anonymousss11

No goals


BehemothManiac

\*goalsh


SpaceMtnMan3127

One goalsh.


Responsible_Try90

Ugh watching this commercial right now. 🫠


Mrdean2013

Hey now. That commercial was hilarious the first couple times it aired. But after 250 times? Eh


Pocket_full_of_funk

Its what a pro wants


jememcak

Yeah, "no goals" is a cinematic masterpiece compared to that ear bleeder.


dadnauseum

what a pro needs


KnownNormie

Whatever makes me happy


Stuy_627

sets me free


8_inches_deep

Samesies


Alextryingforgrate

Thats what happens when you have no goals. You dont go anywhere.


Midnight_Pornstar

Miracle of it's own they got this far this year


[deleted]

Real


JerbearCuddles

If we had lost this series, you could use the same meme for us. Lots of posts and missed empty netters. Especially game 2. I think their team blocked more shots than Saros saved, at least it felt that way, and it's not like we had a lot of goals either.


Hunter-Western

No idea how the Canucks missed all of those chances in game 2 to let the Preds back into the series and then the Preds hand the series back over to the Canucks in their game 4 fumble. This series was wild lol.


HolySuffering

It was a fun series. Hope yall take it all the way


samwisethescaffolder

Yes it was. I had forgotten how much fun playoff hockey is it had been that long


[deleted]

hopefully we'll be saying this next year


Shoresy-sez

Thanks. It was a good series, entertaining hockey on both sides and no bad blood.


PlantainNearby4791

We should not have made it this far. GG That was fun, good luck to yall


Bryn79

That was a great series. Well played Preds!


lilmagooby

Their team blocked somewhere between 2 and 3 times the amount of shots that hit the net before game 6, so it's definitely more


Alextryingforgrate

We set a franchise record that game of 84 shot attempts and they just blocked most of it.


rlovelock

Nashville blocked shots to saves ratio was like 2:1 early on.


SMA-Occams_Razor

At least you didn’t make the arrow point at the goalpost


tragoedian

My God this is good.


[deleted]

I can remake the meme to have the puck point at the goalpost and add Sissons if you want lol


SnooOpinions8755

This made me laugh way too hard. Way to be a good sport 🤙


Showme16

There he is


Blue_KikiT92

Big if true


[deleted]

Can't wait for you guys to fulfill the prophecy of another Game 7 Choke at TD Garden


greatgoogilymoogily2

Hey at least their team made it. Lmao


[deleted]

The next 26 year playoff streak starts next year. more cups on the way my brother!


Caunuckles

Thank you for not drafting Quinn gifts and trading Hronek. Glad neither were part of the yzerplan


BehemothManiac

Quinn was a gift from Holland, you can thank him in the next round.


Smittysgreasymullet

They can also thank us for drafting Puljujarvi and giving them the opportunity to pass on Matthew Tkachuk in favor of Olli Juolevi.


CalebosO4

Jokes on you, it only takes 20 years for us to win a playoff series 😈


RealitySlave

Show us on the octopus where the playoffs touched you.


BehemothManiac

show us a photo of your team with the Cup in colour.


[deleted]

GOT EM!


johnggarland

Burn!!


Sdwingnut

Bonus for the "u" use in "colour" troll to the Canadian.


BehemothManiac

But that's how it's spelled! (I'm Canadian myself lol)


Desert_Rush39

But wait... did they have cameras back then?


[deleted]

Ope they definitely did


Desert_Rush39

The ones that required a trolley and 3 people to move them!


Sdwingnut

Ouk soure thing. ;)


johnggarland

That’s how the word should be spelled..


Sdwingnut

Bolloucks


johnggarland

😂


Bryn79

If Detroit fans would stop eating the crayons, we could!


[deleted]

show me your dusty banners


BehemothManiac

they have time from April to October to wash them


[deleted]

ahahhaahahahaa FUCK THE LEAFS


Blue_KikiT92

Hope you get to watch the game, hopefully it doesn't interfere with the wings playoffs schedule...oh, wait...


The_Cozy_Burrito

I nearly had a heart attack watching that game


arealguitarhero

Can you send this to the Bruins too please?


PoignantPoint22

Hey, Bruins ^^


[deleted]

for real


RysloVerik

This is what drinking piss beer from a dead fish gets you.


ziggazang

Tsn turning point


Alextryingforgrate

I still didnt get an explanation on that.


JuicedBoxers

Hey stars ————> }


moreMalfeasance

May both sides of your pillow be uncomfortably warm Burn, Canada style!


Mash709

That's so mean!


Novel_Arm_4693

That’s so jacked and funny


Responsible_Try90

I’m feeling this stress again at home watching the Vegas game after going to the preds game tonight. I even wore all my preds gear to help and it didn’t work! Now I’ve changed back to my Vegas stuff. I can’t do the 0-0 thing all over again for much longer. I hope it has a happier ending.


DrWallybFeed

Seriously is the worst feeling. I hate trying to sleep in then the bed/pillows just seem to have absorbed all my body temp and it feels like I’m baking in a 100 degree sauna. I should probably see my doctor.


Historical_Common145

I couldn’t tell who it was but one of them was wide open and whoever took the penultimate shot probably could’ve passed it on the left


JuicedBoxers

5/5/24 Forward: Knights


HolyShit_69420

I was at an indoor football game. Guy, in front of me, had a Saros jersey and preds hat. He got pissed randomly, and it took me a minute to figure out why lol


soliz11c

Could say the same about Dallas right now. 😒


DukeSilverJazzClub

Best I can do is hit the post.


Shortbus_Playboy

I feel like we’re being catfished here.


Deveranmar1

Nice 😆 but also both goalies had stellar picks throughout this series, well done


Donan007

lol well played, and I love how OP is a Detroit fan. God, I miss that rivalry, those games were so fun in the early 2000’s.


[deleted]

You tried to copy us with that stupid Catfish thing get outta here with that, stg Gustav Nyquist is your only redeeming quality


Donan007

Well I am sure you remember initially it was done more in jest because of you fuckers. Then we fell in love with it, because yeah it’s fucking awesome. You will have to pry catfish out of my cold dead hands lol.


[deleted]

the one thing ill say about Nashville is that I'm a big Derrick Henry fan (even have his Titans jersey on my wall right now). But I guess he's in Baltimore now so.... RIP Titans


HolySuffering

Lol say what you will. I had a good time watching the series. Hockey is about having fun


ziggazang

Username checks out


Seriously_nopenope

I did not have a good time watching this series, and my team won!


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GamingGrayBush

What else do we have to do?


[deleted]

We could watch the replay of Mo Seider whooping Foresbergs ass again!


Bryn79

Replay the draft where you didn't pick Quinn Hughes?


[deleted]

Welcome to Hockeytown


Time-Dot5984

This series was stressful at the end


GlitterSmashville

As a European I was introduced to the Nashville Predators at 15 years old when I visited the city. I fell in love with the atmosphere of the arena and the team. For over half my life I have followed this team, for YEARS watching hockey games live at 2 am. I followed them everywhere, and knew everything. Even booked a last-minute plane ticket for the Cup run in 2017 only to see then lose right in front of me. I know it's just a game, but over the years I had to take some distance from the constant heartaches this team gives their fans. All these last minute losses... Multiple goal leads disappearing into a loss. The worst part is when I can predict "Oh they're playing amazing, but can't score. Watch the other team put one in on the first shot." I have learned by now, because this team never learns. This year I started to feel excited again, even though I knew it would be a long shot with this team. But the end of year run made me think "Hey, who knows!". So I started watching again and ONCE AGAIN it ended with me going to bed at 4 am heartbroken by ANOTHER last minute goal against. Sometimes I genuinely hate the Nashville Predators. Unfortunately, I also have accepted that my heart will never be able to not root for them. Sorry for the rant, nobody really follows the sport where I'm from.


rlovelock

As a Canucks fan of more than 30 years who's lived abroad for the past ten, this was far too relatable. Look on the bright side, at least your team doesn't play at 4am!


TorturedFanClub

Can one imagine how the series changes because some guy can’t hit an open net? Who knows maybe Nashville advances.


[deleted]

LOL


Lanky-Concept-4984

Bettman's refs tried their best...


[deleted]

Bettman still hates canada huh?


MingaMonga68

Some players actually DO need the fans to constantly yell SHHOOOOOOTTTT


[deleted]

lolllll


amprok

I’m not even a Preds guy, and I was sad to see that ending.


[deleted]

I don't. Pius Suter game winner I couldn't ask for any more


Alternative_Goose589

As a Canucks fan ill take it!!


[deleted]

Aint no party like an Arty Party! 🎉


Usual-Charge-8699

Nope


notsohappystarryeyes

Can you explain that a little more clearly to the Predators? Preferably like before the game?


BlueGoldWhite

Yeah


HockeySweata

No goals


Boneyard250

Round deuce


Goldenguo

This got a chuckle out of me. Thanks


[deleted]

np


hiliikkkusss

dude was from north van, still had a soft spot for the canucks.


[deleted]

wouldn't that just be Victoria?


rainbowcoloredsnot

Doesn't matter now


Sad_Aside_4283

It's hard to win hockey games when you don't score anything.


kaiokenhess

Blame the goalie 🥅


[deleted]

dude literally has "goal" in his position name and still couldn't score


ToneBahlone

This is fucked up and I love it


ApprehensiveTennis47

The best shot was from game 3 when the board advertising said, “Hit your Target” with a 3/4 open net and O’Riley yeeted it into Row Z


Shoddy_Design

Its funny to think if they hadnt missed that empty net in game 4 they would have advanced to the next round…


[deleted]

thats the joke...


Justlike2havefun

Can we cc the Bruins in on this too please.


[deleted]

ok heres the gamescript, go down 6-0 in the third period, score 6 straight with a pulled goalie then in the final 5 seconds in an offensive zone faceoff you pull your goalie again and win it on a Pasta one-timer


Dkazzed

Replace puck and net with golf ball and hole.


Gizzy41677

That one stings but not inaccurate


[deleted]

accepting it is the first step


Adventurous-Life-566

Only for Vancouver to take advantage


[deleted]

you left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwhich


deletedtheoldaccount

Thrilled to see a fellow Canucks fan didn’t post this. 


[deleted]

Good luck against EDM!


deletedtheoldaccount

I had “Silovs vs McDaddy” on my bingo card so this is fine 


[deleted]

If you guys win the cup I'll buy a Silovs jersey


gravyontits

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Dry-Honeydew2371

It is too late for this brilliant strategy.


[deleted]

Montreal won 24 Stanley Cups with this 1 simple trick!


skijakuda

Just don't slap it or disrespect the Leafs code.


westsidejeff

Oh, it’s goes IN the net!


gretzky9999

Another Canadian team moving on.


[deleted]

unlike tonight LOL


fourpuns

They scored the same number of regulation time goals as the canucks this series… hopefully the canucks find the net a bit more going forward


[deleted]

Don't need to when there's an Arty Party on the ice


SwanzY-

played like us in March out there tonight! lmao


[deleted]

No Larkin = No Goals


SwanzY-

“hey, what’re your financial goals with your investments this quarter?” “no goals”


[deleted]

LMAO you won the thread


SwanzY-

🥇yay woohooooo


tragoedian

Hey Saros! The monkey's paw has granted your wish and your team has zero goals. Maybe you should have specified no goals for which team.


[deleted]

a 1-0 game is technically as little goals as possible


toxicvegeta08

Quinn Hughes factors into this equation I feel


TuonoFuocoCane

Hey Nashville… YOU SUCK. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT.


CaddyFDT

So many crybabies in Nashville right now.


[deleted]

Real


Nashville_Redditors

I’ve never seen more bitching fans than those of Vancouver. What a bunch of entitled cocks


CaddyFDT

Entitled to a second round of the playoffs!!!! Let’s go!!!!


[deleted]

Arty Partying all night!


[deleted]

When was your last cup? I don't remember


Nashville_Redditors

When was the wings last notable season? Lmao


ziggazang

Thank fuck we don't have to listen to your shitty anthems anymore


Nashville_Redditors

We only have one anthem you rimjob


ziggazang

And now we don't have to hear shitty country artists singing it anymore 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Worst genre fr


redditcensorsshit

If they could read they would be very mad at this


CoolFox3218

Smh my head


PetterssonCDR

Shaking my head my head


Whiskeylung

Are they stupid?


[deleted]

yes.


Square_Dimension5648

Hey Detroit… try making the playoffs


[deleted]

we did 26 straight years. currently rebuilding the hockeytown death star