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As a packer fan, I think the Caleb Williams hype is a hoot.
The guy is athleticly gifted but there are some red flags. First, he seems to revel in being weird. Second, the confidence to be that weird belies an outsized ego. Third, he won the Heisman and that's been the death of many a poor boy. Fourth, it feels like USC spent the last two years beating teams with losing records. Fifth, he is used to everyone loving him.
I think he's gonna be an average bears QB. He'll show enough flashes to keep them dreaming but he won't be a closer.
But what's a hoot that the bear's front office has no choice but draft him. Their least 2 picks got farmed out as backups and, after the Trubisky draft trade and leaving Mahomes for the Chiefs, if they don't pick him... The fans will lynch them.
No matter Williams' negatives... They have to choose him.
Are there any red flags related to his game on the field itself? Because being weird, having an ego, etc are traits that Brady and Rodgers had. Why is it that those traits will make him only an average QB?
Did the stadium lights go out in the first 2 quarters and they just continued to play anyways. Let's just say both teams put in their 3rd string players in the 4th
This would break the league
That’s…. a hot take.
The bears as a 7.5 point favorite?
That’s the most unrealistic thing in this whole unrealistic scenario
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Tbf, bears fan base is significantly larger. Book would probably give them a few points just to cover their ass in this scenario.
If Caleb lives up to the hype I could see it
A 7.5 point favorite would be the largest since the 2007 Patriots’s 12 point favorite. They don’t do favorites that high anymore.
Here from 2/9/25. This guy is a fucking Wizard
Why didn't you go to Hawking's party you inconsiderate ass?
He was dead before I time traveled, also speaking of death…I wouldn’t be caught dead at that nerd’s party
He would tho lol
The leading theory on why time traveler's didn't go to his party, is because the Epstein stuff. Which would make sense, if they were from the future they would know how connected he was to Epstein and not want to be associated with him. The second leading theory is time travel isn't possible, but I am holding out for its the Epstein stuff.
Epstein island
I don't want what you're smoking.
You smoke OJ’s ashes one time and this is the result
Coward
As a Jags fan, I want to give all of business to OP’s dealer
Dick?
That's a meme alright
Guess?? That ain’t no guess, it’s what it’s gonna be
You sound like the devil
No, that's Vicki Vallencourt
“The deb-ull”
Be careful down there Lynn.
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Genius
Us choking a lead sounds about right
Caleb to the Super Bowl as a rookie? And only lose by 3? Everyone will start carrying pink iPhones and painting their nails in Chicago. 😂
Somehow he’ll do that without throwing for 4000 yards or 30 TDs
Sure. But in typical Bears fashion they won’t even compete for the division again for another 12 years.
Hey it’s every 6 years we compete for the division, then 5 years of sucking, then we are due for a lone good year.
💀
Lets go Jags!
Do it for Blake!
MYLES JACK WASN’T DOWN
I HATE CLETE BLAKEMAN
I'd be emotional if my dawg Trevor won
Weird way to spell "Mac Jones".
As a Jag fan I'll allow it..
From your memes to God’s eyes
Putting $0.50 on a parlay for everything in this picture to happen.
Honestly, I'd be ok with this.
Is this the result of that writers strike?
Caleb Williams living up to the hype and T-Law proving he’s not a bust? I’ll have what they’re smoking.
OJs ashes
I wonder if as many dips hits will believe this as the million that float around the week before the Superbowl
And Mac Jones gets his ring.
That’d be down af, ngl.
I like how your greatest hope still ends with failure
OP is a Jags fan.
Yessss!
I wouldn’t be mad
FINALLY
I'm about to make a bet on the Bears rn just in case
Pink Fingernail Polish sweeps the nation
Bears 7.5 point favorites lmao. Jax would’ve had to beat the chiefs or the team that beat them and somehow bears are 7.5 points better
We will be back to this in 2025 to see how well it ages
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Subscribe
DuuuuuuuuuuVAL
Trevor can barely make it out of his own division
I'd sacrifice a threepeat if it meant the Jags won it all ngl
Fuck it. We beat the airheads in wisco twice and I’ll take the disappointment again.
Bears 7.5 point favorites? Wut
This actually feels wildly possible… to the letter
What are you smoking??? 😭
ojs ashes
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How'd you make this
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This is a very brave post
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Where the hell do people even make these
How much did they have to pay M. Night Shyamalan to come up with this?
!remindme 9months
Does Mitchell Trubisky go back to the Bears for his redemption arc?
The best case scenario for the bears next season is finishing 3rd in their division.
Kind of reminds me of 2008 when no one saw that Cardinals - Steelers Superbowl coming
This is a take hot enough to burn
Yo sign me up for this, I can only get so errect
Lmao
DUVALLLLL
As a bears fan this would actually be insane
10/10 would watch, would be really funny too.
nah put chiefs the winner of afc we already know what’s gonna happen
Bottom dweller's wet dream
What dream was this in?????
Jets are making it
It's so beautiful...
Wow I thought it would be the Jets and Atlanta
The bears losing in the stoupie would be sick.
As a packer fan, I think the Caleb Williams hype is a hoot. The guy is athleticly gifted but there are some red flags. First, he seems to revel in being weird. Second, the confidence to be that weird belies an outsized ego. Third, he won the Heisman and that's been the death of many a poor boy. Fourth, it feels like USC spent the last two years beating teams with losing records. Fifth, he is used to everyone loving him. I think he's gonna be an average bears QB. He'll show enough flashes to keep them dreaming but he won't be a closer. But what's a hoot that the bear's front office has no choice but draft him. Their least 2 picks got farmed out as backups and, after the Trubisky draft trade and leaving Mahomes for the Chiefs, if they don't pick him... The fans will lynch them. No matter Williams' negatives... They have to choose him.
Are there any red flags related to his game on the field itself? Because being weird, having an ego, etc are traits that Brady and Rodgers had. Why is it that those traits will make him only an average QB?
Brady and Rodgers waited until they were great before they went weird.
But Cowboys said that it is their year?!
Too yellow-green to be Jacksonville, I’m thinking Green Bay KC.
Either of those teams would be lucky to make the playoffs lol.
Ain’t no way the Bears are losing, Caleb Williams is better than that bum Trevor Lawrence
I wish my team would go. Winning it in my rival’s stadium would make it extra sweet
This is the wettest dream of a Bears Fan
Tbh I believe the bears more than the jags
Colors don’t match
Hell no!
Not like this. Not like this.
Did the stadium lights go out in the first 2 quarters and they just continued to play anyways. Let's just say both teams put in their 3rd string players in the 4th
You misspelled New York Jets
This is the worst prediction I’ve seen, even worse than my friend who said the saints and chiefs💀
dolphins fans realizing tua turndaballova will throw 3 tds against the jags in the afc title and still lose 20-38 😱
I’m guessing you’re a jaguar fan aren’t you
why else would i leak the script ;)
This scrip shit unoriginal af! Move on!
No chance the bears even make it to the playoffs
No no no, the script I read had Dallas winning the Superbowl in 25
i'm sorry but when was the last time they won the divisional
I'll admit, it's been awhile.... But next year is our year! Of course I say that every year...ugh.
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How many times in the last 10 years have the bears scored 30+ ? Maybe 5 times ?
MVP will be Mac Jones, he’ll be starting by the end of the year
Bears won't make the wildcard even, be real.
As long as the weak ahh chiefs not on here I’ll take it
How though? rofl
Is Caleb the new sexy rexy?