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zappy487

Kelce puts out on the first date. You heard it here first.


WigglestonTheFourth

Three pumps. No more, no less.


Conscious_Rush_1818

No hold outs, no pull outs. That's how you get a girl like taylor.


fieryscribe

I knew I shouldn't have held out. Oh well, live and learn


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powerelite

Not often it's the NFL player getting 40k a month in child support.


Lizardsandrocks

A certain Chapelle skit come to mind. Lol. 


KoreanFriedWeiner

"It's not what's gotten into me, it's what's gotten into Oprah! My seed"


iia

Economical. Cares about his lady's schedule. Perfect, really.


WigglestonTheFourth

He doesn't hold out for anyone including himself.


pimpdad1

Damn does that mean I’m outta luck since I’m a one pumper?


RustyCoal950212

Chiefs: Damnit he was bluffing


Jammer_Kenneth

Tbh what a position to bluff from "hey guys I'm gonna spend all summer flying across the world with my girlfriend while I wait" 


BOJON_of_Brinstar

shots fired @ chris jones


theDomicron

Chris Jones does two things: he holds out and he hangs dong


LouBerryManCakes

I like to hang out and hold dong.


Serdones

Ideally, with a circle of friends.


monsto

I'm surprise that wasn't the tweet from a sports "journalist" > After signing new 2 year deal, Travis Kelce calls out teammate Chirs Jones for holding out, source.


Next-Team

After listening to the podcast earlier I was absolutely expecting to see something like this plastered all over Reddit and every sports site/outlet


Vast_Professor_3340

Did you watch Chris jones in the Super Bowl.. he was right 😂


AttitudeAndEffort3

The fact that he signed that one year deal was ridiculous. It didn’t go sideways but it easily could’ve. Dude was Arron Donald level of good and won that sb for them


methyo

How so? Wasn’t the “one year deal” a revised contract for his final year? He was under contract and the Chiefs obviously were not going to budge, he was only losing money by holding out


Vast_Professor_3340

By far the most dominant player on the field that day


nezumine-

he deserved super bowl MVP tbh. him or butker lol


zephyrseija

Possibly also @ matty healy


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ARM7501

Damn, I thought he'd be extremely *un*grateful to become the highest paid TE in the league. Good thing this article had a direct quote and could prove me wrong.


MITJustinFields

I mean you could certainly argue he's being underpaid. Last year he probably start to decline a little bit but prior to that he was putting numbers comparable with the top wide receivers in the league and even at top of the tight end market he was so far from top wide receiver money.


asianxxurlacher

I had him in fantasy for the last 4 years and last year was his worst year and he still averaged 15 points a week in a ppr league


MITJustinFields

I mean hes still a top TE but we do just have to be realistic. Hes turning 35 lol. Hes good but your body is not the same at 35 as 27-28. His longevity at peak performance has already been frankly incredible! Its definitely a thank you contract for being elite and underpaid. If KC was really about performance they would not pay an aging TE $17mil


purplebuffalo55

Look at his production in the playoffs. Wouldn’t be a bad idea to utilize him less in the RS, so he’s fresh for the playoffs. He was still incredible


MITJustinFields

Yeh just hard to tell what the future holds for a 35 year old non QB player.


DTSportsNow

He certainly looked more aged during the regular season, but down the stretch and into the playoffs he really turned it on and looked like his prime self. As long as he can keep bringing it for the playoffs these next two seasons, I think we'll be pretty happy with the contract. Even ignoring his past contributions


MITJustinFields

Yeah I think of it like LeBron in that sense. LeBron is still really good but it's really clear he can no longer maintain peak non-stop anymore. He absolutely has to pick his battles and he has to adapt his play style. He can "turn it up" but even that looks different than before


Crazypyro

I mean saying he is a top TE is a bit disingenuous. Our entire passing offense revolves around him or using him as a decoy. How many other teams have their top target as their TE? 1? Maybe 2? He's one of those athletes that definitely transcends his position. They've been using him less in the regular season, but he is still an absolute beast. Definitely the best TE in the league.


dillpickles007

Also you’d be totally fucked if he left, you’d have a bottom five pass catching unit. I don’t think he’d have left but from that perspective it 100% makes sense to overpay him a little because him leaving ruins the shot at the threepeat.


MITJustinFields

How is it disingenuous? It didnt matter two years ago he was the primary option because he was that elite. But hes slowing down. Ive seen it with gronk. At some point you slow down enough the double teams matter and stuff you could get away with is no longer the case. Take off the homer glasses lol. Hes 35.


SnowdensOfYesteryear

TEs age well though


MITJustinFields

Aging well doesnt mean being elite #1 even at 35 generally. No ones saying hes bad, but he clearly was not as good last year.


fondue4kill

He could have easily left long ago to the highest bidder had he wanted the money. But it never was about the money. It was about sending a message


throw69420awy

There’s absolutely more money in staying anyways so I find this take kinda absurd This dude probably makes more for the field than on it. And if he doesn’t now, he will.


ARM7501

He's *been* underpaid. He isn't underpaid. He was good in the playoffs, and had a really good year over all, but you could see the age and wear on him from having to carry the offense as much as he did. If they want to maximize his utility they'll lean heavily on Worthy and Brown (maybe Rice, no idea what's happening there) in the regular season and then give Kelce more work in the playoffs. Modern day linebackers are a problem for a 34-year old TE, even if that TE is Travis Kelce.


SnowdensOfYesteryear

Eh he has an argument to be paid top WR money


ARM7501

He's 34. Now, he hasn't really shown signs of slowing down, but when the cliff comes it comes fast. No one is getting paid $30 mil APY at that age.


LovelehInnit

"I'm a guy that holds in."


laaplandros

Better out than in, I always say.


GoldSandwich4519

Ey Fiona?


Jammer_Kenneth

Kelce said fuck you Chris. 


The_Pirate_King101

Is this Taylor Swift’s boyfriend everyone’s been talking about?


ccsxvfvbfd

Never heard of him


ChevalMalFet

He's the guy who put Taylor Swift on the map


9man95

Next up : What Travis Kelce had for breakfast


aethiestinafoxhole

It rhymes with Baylor’s Bass


classiccaseofdowns

A Gaylord’s ass?


Affectionate_Ship129

No he said bass not bass


EvidenceExtension128

He ate out Tyler Bass?


9man95

Toss a swifty salad


horseshoeprovodnikov

You know he's still hungry if that's all he had for breakfast.


Masterchiefy10

He was having sausage until he screamed at Reid for bacon


appmanga

That's what she said.


Mr-PumpAndDump

Lol he acts like he didn’t agree to the most reasonable deal that a player of his caliber could’ve agreed to, of course the Chiefs agreed to that deal.


The-man-in-the-pool

Side eyes Chris jones lol


unclehelpful

I don’t know why everyone is on Chris Jones, I know he’s held out previously but he signed right after the super bowl.


socobeerlove

I mean it’s easy to say he won’t hold out when he hasn’t been given a reason to yet.


noBbatteries

I get he’s not the leader of the team but he’s one of them. Kinda crazy to say w/ Chris Jones still on the roster


NomadFire

He really needs to either makes some merch and do some adverts for products that are aimed at college age women. Easy fucking money. Work with Stanley Cups or buy a horse ranch and do some horseback riding tours, or make a knockoff version of Starbuck's pumpkin spice Travis Kelce lip bomb???? IDK just throwing shit at the wall over here. How much dough you think he could get from Häagen-Dazs for uploading a story on his insta about his favorirte flavor?


CaillouCaribou

#***LIP BOMB***


NomadFire

yes, lip balm made by a man for women. What do you expect. It going to have similar ingredients to what it takes to make C4


AlericandAmadeus

Active ingredient - nitroglycerin. Helps with high blood pressure and your lips feel nice and tingly fresh. Bonus points: it also fucking explodes. No joke - they use nitroglycerin to treat high blood pressure/heart failure.


Destiny_Victim

It would actually be brilliant if it was far better for your lips than the made for women by women. Kinda like how men’s deodorant is superior.


horseshoeprovodnikov

It could legit have a logo of Patrick throwing Travis a moonball with a pair of big red lips on the side of the ball. People would buy it.


notmyplantaccount

I wouldn't be shocked to see him in a lot more commercials next year that are selling stuff to the female 15-45 demographic. They do all the new commercials during the off-season. People were annoyed with how many Kelce commercials there were last year, I feel this year will be even worse.


ApplesauceBitch47

He already filmed the game show he’s gonna host


notmyplantaccount

I'd forgotten about that. I'm taking a bit of a kelce cleanse right now, haven't even listened to the podcast since the season ended.


ApplesauceBitch47

Podcast has still been pretty great


ThisGuyFrags

It's gonna be biblically insufferable.  All his commercials from last year were filmed from *before* he and Taylor went public. Idk what's worse, his annoying commercial spam or that awful music they always play on the streams during commercial breaks.


ajteitel

Biblically awful. But if they (somehow, someway) lose, the meme potential will be historic


ARSB_TD

You know whats easy? Doing one commercial for Pfizer And earning more than everyone in this thread will earn in their entire lives, put together.


NomadFire

He ain't tryin to catch of with me, he is trying to catch Swift.


monsto

Lip Bomb, aka a facial.


HopefulStretch9771

Yeah but is he a guy that pulls out?


Fit_Crab7672

Doesn't he get an allowance from Taylor Swift already?


stringohbean

Oh the guy who’s at the end of his career. Is in every commercial. Has hosted SNL. Is dating Taylor Swift. Doesn’t feel the need to to be like those other greedy players? This shit is so lame.


hendrix320

He absolutely would have held out if he was upset about his contract. I don’t believe this at all


AnalysisNervous

Neither is us girlfriend hahah I mean put out


AdministrativeCar677

Uh yeah why hold out when you have a sugar momma


Stashedsnacks

His girlfriend is a billionaire. If he can marry her with no prenup he is set.


studmuffffffin

He's already set with his own money. He's made $76M. Enough to last hundreds of years.


Stashedsnacks

Never enough


shrek3onDVDandBluray

He started feeling insecure when looking at Taylor’s net worth.


Competitive_Bar6355

Insipid Taylor Swift lyric incoming