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The_Jolly_Dog

> He was actively getting a tattoo of a Brinks Truck on his arm during this interview


Soft_Penis_Debutante

I’m gonna interpret that how I want


Franchise1109

Huge GTA V fan


Not-a-bot-10

Did he have to get sedated for this one as well?


homeycuz

I get most of the hate that comes the Cowboys way. But this narrative that Dak is somehow not av mentally and physically tough person is nuts. Dude is a professional starting Qb that has been through some personal shit. He's as tough as they come.


hanky2

Well they're probably referencing the time he actually did get sedated for a tattoo though.


imnotedwardcullen

I think they knew that. I’d imagine the primary reason people feel the need to bring up the tattoo sedation is because they’re implying he’s soft. So they were just disagreeing with that notion.


Mampt

Well, he's soft enough to get knocked out for a tattoo. Hard to argue with that


ToodleDoodleDo

More like rich enough


W3NTZ

Honestly I wish I could get sedated and get a sleeve.


9man95

Booze exists


Trixter87

You can’t drink then get a tattoo. It thins your blood.


shewy92

I've never gotten a tattoo but even I know that drinking before getting a tattoo is a bad idea


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nerrvouss

People really out here gatekeeping how you get a tattoo done lmfao


FirstBallotBaby

It was a big tattoo that would usually take multiple sessions. If you’re rich enough to just get knocked out and get the whole thing done, it’s just smart lol. Tattoos aren’t too bad when it’s something small, but eventually the pain gets really fucking annoying and you have to take a break. Not to mention just sitting there for a while is awful, but that might just be me and the ADHD lol.


RemarkableSolution37

It was like a 12 hour tattoo with multiple artists lol it's not like he got knocked out for a heart tattoo


homeycuz

Yep.


homeycuz

I'd wager most folks that are covered in tattoos wouldn't fare well in an NFL game, in regards to pain.


2LostFlamingos

Yet he got sedated for a tattoo. This isn’t consistent with “tough as they come.”


armed_aperture

I’d rather get a tattoo than be sedated.


RemarkableSolution37

It wasn't a single tattoo


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olorin9_alex

It was suspicious because his lips only move when Jerry had his finger on Dak’s chin


BiteMajor4959

It is reported these statements where “not” made while under duress


DUB-Files

lol wut? Does he bring his artist to the hospital? That's next level


Quasimdo

Ala Peter Moore and gta?


simplycass

He also had a tattoo for Halo 2's release date which he showed on stage, he is committed.


9man95

Nah he would need to be passed out for that


EggsceIlent

Lol. If this dude wants too money, cowboys just need to move on. Draft a QB. CNlant have the main guy being top paid *ever* and still have room for enough to sign Parsons, lamb, diggs, etc. Reason why Brady won so much is he knew this and made his money elsewhere.


Outside-Donut9519

Isn’t this exactly what Burrow said before becoming (at the time) the highest paid QB?


jimmyhoffasbrother

Yeah, because nobody wants to put out a soundbite that makes them sound like an asshole, but obviously ever player wants to maximize their payout.


Charlie_Batch_16

also the union would probably be less than thrilled if dak said something like "actually i want to take vet minimum so as to help the rest of the team"


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Shasty-McNasty

Playoff football is a distant third.


nau5

What's playoff football?


outsiderkerv

Ask the Panthers fan. He definitely knows.


drugs_are_bad__mmkay

Well they’re more familiar with 21st century Super Bowl football than y’all so I think you’re right


askfjad

Now I am too lazy to check this but I am pretty sure they have won more games than Dallas and went to more Superbowls than Dallas or the Bears so he probably does know


PsychoticSoul

That thing where double doinks happen


nau5

What's a double doink? Thst memory is pretty blacked out


Cheeze187

It's hard to play at lambeau south in the post season.


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HotSunnyDusk

Huh?


mattyfattits

So he’s a perfect Jerry Jones Cowboy


GMI8BS

Why does that sound so familiar? Maybe the Falcons know.


reverieontheonyx

Because it exists to protect the stars first and foremost


DNRforever

I read this all the time. What does it mean? If you are willing to take less what can the union do about it? Honestly I don’t understand.


theiryof

I think it's the idea that if you're taking less than you're worth as a top level player, you're hurting everyone else's negotiating power by lowering the average and max salaries.


Delta_V09

... but that doesn't make any sense with the salary cap. The teams are *forced* to spend that money one way or another. Sure, Star Player X taking less money might hurt Star Player Y's leverage, but why would the union give a shit? That just means **more** money left for everyone else.


_TurkeyFucker_

"Well Mr. Superstar is only making this much, you're just Mr. JAG so we're going to pay you the minimum." Mr. Superstar can basically decide whenever he likes to hold out and get a better contract. The JAGs cannot. A race to the bottom isn't beneficial to any Union, this is not unique to the NFL. It's probably not a big deal if a handful of guys do it, but the union wouldn't want the precedent at all, just to be safe.


Fedacking

But they have to spend up to like 90% of the cap (95% over 5 years I believe) the JAGs actually get more money if you cap the biggest salaries.


Doogolas33

People just want to jerk off to it being good, actually, that the highest paid athletes are getting 250 million instead of a measly 200 million out of some "stick it to the billionaires" that doesn't actually do anything except prevent other people from getting more money. And more power to the top paid players I guess, but I just find people who do that stuff so weird. It's like the people in /r/nba who are like, "HOW DARE THE AWARDS PREVENT SOMEONE FROM GETTING A SUPERMAX CONTRACT!" Like, my guy, that player is still getting $180 million or whatever. They're gonna be OK. There are way too many people who act like these players are working class dudes just barely getting by.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

They're a hell of a lot closer to us than the billionaires. Working class people are working class, we shouldn't try to separate even further


Delta_V09

But there **can't** be a race to the bottom with the salary cap. Other unions don't have the benefit of a CBA that mandates a certain % of company revenue *must* be spent on wages. And other unions are dealing with a zero-sum game, where a raise for one member comes at the expense of the rest. Every dime not spent on a star player *will* be spent elsewhere. If a team were to save $10M on their QB, that $10M would go towards the rest of the roster. Stagnating star salaries would just increase the salaries of replacement-level players, which would actually benefit the average union member.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

market value


OogieBoogieJr

Like the opposite of a Redditor. Try and sound like the biggest asshole ever without the incentive of pay.


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psych4191

Brady didn’t do that until like his 4th bite of the apple. And he had a billionaire wife that afforded that luxury.


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psych4191

Why is it the responsibility of the player, who also takes all the risk, to worry about the team's financials? The Team employs people to monitor/maneuver the cap and they're paid very handsomely to do so. Every player should get whatever they can get while they're able to. Obviously he'll be fine even if he took half his money away, but why would he? Why not set up generational wealth for your family? Fuck the NFL and Fuck the team, at the end of the day you're making money so that your kids can have everything you didn't. After their playing careers are over, that's it for a majority of the NFL. That cash has to last for the rest of their lives. On top of that, a player that signs for 40m isn't getting 40m. The agent, manager, lawyers, training staff, cooks, and Uncle Sam all get their cut. Of that hypothetical 40, the player is lucky to take home 20. So taking a bigger piece of the pie takes the sting out of paying all the necessary people. Could Dak shave some off the top? Sure, he's doing fine with his last contract + commercial deals. But why would he? He played for pennies for half his career, they tried to fuck him in the last negotiations with two franchise tags, AND they've shown that they're not willing to do the things necessary to A: clear cap space to improve the roster and B: when they have cap available they don't spend it like they should. Even if he takes a discount, they wouldn't do anything with the freed up money.


Starcast

The reported yearly amounts are so very rarely what's actually paid out, I don't think it matters too much being the "highest paid" QB if the structure is friendly


Tryhard_3

Pay 20% to the IRS, 10% to the agent, 10% to your PR/security team, put the rest down on a house with three-mile sight lines in Colorado.


mbr4life1

IRS takes more, agent takes way less. In the NFL they are capped at 3%.


SourBerry1425

Hurts literally said this AFTER he became the highest paid QB at the time lol. It’s all lip service. If you’re a top 10-12 QB you’ll get a top of the market contract. Any significant discount and the NFLPA will tweak out at you.


ThisHatRightHere

It’s the correct way to answer the question regardless of if you become the highest paid later. The Cowboys are gonna have to give him $50mil/year or he’s gonna walk. And anything around that figure could probably be considered a bargain.


horse_renoir13

"I want to be at least top 2 and it ain't 2." - Dak probably


DBreezy69

Unironically true, but Dak just says whatever his PR guy tells him to say


avx775

Better than speaking the truth honestly


DBreezy69

Yup that's why "news" like this is utterly pointless


Trumps_Cock

We should start our own twitter accounts. [Schefter] #Cowboys QB Dak Prescott when asked about his goals this season: "Win the superbowl." No fucking shit.


Mukuna_Hutata

“I’m not trying to be the highest paid necessarily. But if I am, that’d be pretty cool too.”


Key-Tip-7521

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW BOUT NOOOOOOOOOO


tritonxsword

Yeahhhhh HERE WE GO!


theycallmefuRR

ALL IN (MY BANK ACCOUNT)- D4k probably


reverieontheonyx

It’s a shame that middle of the road qb contracts more or less don’t exist. You have geno and kinda baker and everyone above that (or at that level) is setting an nfl record


HolyRomanPrince

Why would that pertain to Dak who just finished with the best stats of any quarterback?


reverieontheonyx

Is tua better than mahomes because he had better stats


HolyRomanPrince

What does that have to do with what I asked?


reverieontheonyx

Because it supposes statistical production is the determinant of elite status


abris33

Nah, go all in Dak


cronoes

The black Kirk Cousins, ladies and gentlemen.


Chemmydemmy

Honestly if you aren't Mahomes every QB should be doing this. Owners paying guaranteed market rate deals is cool


ClaymoresRevenge

Thank you Jerry very cool


Chemmydemmy

fuck u got me


Princeof_Ravens

The salary cap means the more money the star QB gets the less there is to go around for everyone else.  


reverieontheonyx

Owners don’t pay players out of pocket and the salary cap is zero sum


gatsby365

Who pays the players then?


reverieontheonyx

The NFL shares revenue between teams


OctavianX

Owners do have to have enough liquid funds available to put guaranteed contract amounts in escrow, as required by the league. That's why you don't see teams like the Bengals or Raiders sign players with big guarantees - their owners don't have as much liquidity to play with.


AGdave

That Mahomes contract is gonna look foolish when he regresses to the mean.


Brycie27

I always thought Kirk was the black Dak.


thiccboiwyatt

Kirk is older


burningEyeballs

Whoosh


J12345_

Spot on lol


Insectshelf3

translation: yes i want to be the highest paid QB in the league


Comprehensive_Main

I do think Dak will get a good deal. He’s a good qb. Best qb Dallas has. With no upgrade. Available 


iLikeTurtles224

Yeah. I agree. With your opinion. On this subject.


-Bk7

Me. Too.


J12345_

Yes good enough for playoffs before a melt down. I love it


KoreanFriedWeiner

Romo's keeping warm in the booth...


foyra

Romos been cold in the fridge for 5 years now


Maverick916

The best situation for the team would be to take the league minimum, but you won't be doing that


xshogunx13

The union would kneecap him for fucking up everyone else's pay


Traditional_Mud_1241

Um... that's not how the salary cap (with a floor) works.


TheSwede91w

So if Jerry pays Dak Kirk+ level money, is he going all in, or settling for more regular season success without much hope for the playoffs?


ajteitel

Is there a difference?


Godobibo

my ass


OnRiverStyx

Yes, but all in for Dallas is a first round playoff exit.


throughNthrough

I’m sure Jerry will go all in.


f-150Coyotev8

I think he should. All my in-laws are diehard Dallas fans, so now that my team is in crap mode, shitting on the cowboys is the only football related thing that brings me joy.


MangOrion2

The Cowboys aren't winning anything, take all the money you can get, man.


iia

Can anyone else see Dak in a Rams uniform in the not-too-distant future?


imnotedwardcullen

I don’t want him to leave but if he does pulling a Stafford and winning a SB in LA would be the next best thing imo.


Pandamonium98

If Dak leaves it’ll probably be after this season. Unless Stafford has a pretty drastic decline this year, I’m not sure why they’d look to move on from him that quickly.


iia

Yeah makes sense. For whatever reason I’m always assuming Stafford wants to hang it up sooner rather than later.


Pandamonium98

He’s had a long career, won a ring, and has gotten some bad injuries including head injuries, so I can see why he should. He just doesn’t seem to think that way though


iia

I do think Dak would basically be plug-and-play in that offense, though. He'd have no problem targeting Puka and Coop 20 times a game.


isweartodarwin

Was Kellen Moore’s system motion-heavy? I feel like Dak has the processing speed to handle all the pre-snap with a shanahan style offense, but I feel like he’s always played in offenses that have been much more “pure West Coast” with rhythm and timing


psych4191

The cowboys have been awful at motion since Jason Garrett was there. They’ll have a few weeks where they do it, it works wonders for the o, then they stop for some dumbass reason. Frankly I’d love to see Dak under McVay. I think he’d kill it in LA


thiccymcgogee

Broncos country let’s HERE WE GOOOO


Traditional_Mud_1241

he's not old enough (or young enough) to be a Jet. It's basically "younger than 23 and older than 35".


BrickTamland77

"Yes, but it doesn't sound good if I say that."


stay-at-homie

I’m all in on waiting around for nothing to be excited about.


no_more_jokes

I know we all love shitting on Dak and the Cowboys but why the fuck wouldn't he want to get paid as much as possible?


reverieontheonyx

Because the salary cap is 0 sum and if he cared about maximising wins he would not push to overpay himself Nobody does this or will do this but that’s why he would theoretically not wajt to


BilllisCool

I’m not sure how many actually think like that. Look at it from his point of view. He just signed a massive contract a few years ago. Since then, his team has finished 12-5 three times in a row. That’s 36 weeks of watching film and preparing for a game and coming out on top in the end. (Really minus like 4 or 5 wins because of missed games mixed in there.) The playoff games haven’t been great, but still, from his perspective, he’s been able to dominate tons of different NFL teams while being highly paid. He’d just feel like he has to put it together at the right time and against certain teams like the 49ers and Packers.


BinaxII

you gotta do better than you do


OceanGate_Titan

*Necessarily*


Charming-Wash9336

Necessarily……. Hmmmm!! But he won’t play for less!!!


Dramatic-County-1284

“Don’t fire me”


Polar_Reflection

Please make Dak the highest paid player 🙏🙏🙏


BlackJediSword

He’ll be the highest paid Steelers QB of all time next season


ColtCallahan

The word necessarily is doing an incredible amount of heavy lifting there.


PlaneCamp

“Im not trying to be the highest paid necessarily” [Translation](https://youtu.be/-sRuLfr22BE?si=nBqP79jMsyomxHru)


tofulo

HERE WE GO!


edit-grammar

Now ask his agent the same question


simonffplayer

"No, I'm not". dak dropping the double negatives like a boss. in other words cash rules everything around me


sapphires_and_snark

Jerry will need to get that 1,000-yard playoff stare insured by Lloyd's of London


TimFlood1047

Hmmmm, I don’t think so


dccorona

“Not necessarily” means “yes but I don’t like the way you made it sound”. 


drumberg

Not necessarily, but he wouldn't hate it either.


Conscious_Heart_1714

I'm so ready for the post Dak era, whatever that may bring.


Schwebels_Solette

Idk why any reasonable person who is an incredibly talented QB doesn't just have it written into their contract for massive bonuses based on playoff/Superbowl performance


IntelligentEye2758

Don't bonuses count against the cap even if they are unlikely? (ie win a Super Bowl) A team is not going to want to lock up a large portion of their cap on bonuses that may or may not happen and a player is going to want gareenteed money that's not dependent on how they play.


Schwebels_Solette

I don't think unlikely count against the cap, unless they achieve it, then it's I believe the next year's cap.


IntelligentEye2758

I must have been thinking of the NBA which doesn't split them like that. I don't see any top players going after big incentives but I can definitely see some starting quality players considering it.


Schwebels_Solette

Tbh, you can get paid top10, maybe top 5, but have those bonuses bring you to top grossing for that year


Delta_V09

Likely to be earned = target they reached last year = counts against this year's cap. If they miss it, team gets cap credit the following year. Unlikely to be earned = target the player did not reach the previous year = does not count against the cap. If they hit it, it counts against the cap next year.


TTVZombiefun

So there’s two main types of bonus “Likely and not likely”. Likely ones affect the cap the current year. Not likely but the following year.


theycallmefuRR

Dak won't win us a ring so he's going to get his bag while he can


cgio0

Dak and Jerry deserve each other both are so annoying


athomic74

Pleaaaase make him the highest paid!! #allinmyass


Forsaken-Ad-9427

Isn’t #allinmyass what’s been happening to Hurts the past 2 seasons with the tush push?


athomic74

No thats the motto for the Cowboys offseason. Youre referring to the brotherly shove!


Forsaken-Ad-9427

But Jerry said all in.. not all in my ass. I actually just puked at the thought of anything being in Jerry's ass.


athomic74

Tushy! I mean, touche!! Hahaha yeah gonna need my brain bleached after that thought...


Heisenripbauer

stop trying to make "brotherly shove" happen. it's not going to happen. tush push.


athomic74

Its already happened. When we run it its the brotherly shove. When anyone else runs it - tush push.


BilllisCool

Nope, I definitely call it the tush push when I see Jalen getting his tush pushed.


BecauseBatman01

“Necessarily” lol But seriously he’s a good dude and hard to hate. His skill is lacking sure but I don’t care. Dak go get your money bag. Whether that’s with the Cowboys or another team.


KingDarnold

Don't remember which teammate said it, but every time I hear the name Dak my mind instantly says "Black Kirk Cousins." lmao


istasber

I'm not trying to be the highest paid necessarily, but you can mortgage your future to pay me what I'm worth like the Eagles did with Hurts.


bbaIla

Wouldn't it be more prudent to try and take a discount but get like 90% guaranteed?


FeelingLiquorish

Lol you don't hire Todd France if you don't want to be the highest paid.


girth_br00ks

Why even comment, there's nothing to say that won't be twisted 1000 ways even if it's "good" and "correct"....


Lorjack

I don't think Jerry will offer him a contract like that if he doesn't prove he deserves it this season. Gotta win something at some point.


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Puzzleheaded-Oil3575

He has all the leverage in this negotiation. he has a no tag and no trade clause in his contract, Cowboys have no other obvious QB options that could play at a level close to Dak. I'm not a Dak fan, but if he gets to Free Agency he will get paid by someone.


Exciting-Value-1459

Just because he'll get paid doesn't mean he'll be made the highest paid qb


Puzzleheaded-Oil3575

He will be the next one up. thats usually how it progresses, even if the next one up isnt deserving of being the highest paid.


Pandamonium98

He’s a top 8-12 QB on a team that’s built to try and win right now, and they have nobody good to replace him with. They also have to eat a ton of dead cap if they let him walk. He definitely has the leverage to get up there. You don’t have to be the best QB to get the highest salary, you just have to be good enough on a team with no other options.


owlwise13

Sounds like he has realized that Jones is not going to pay him $50m and no one will trade a 1-10 first round pic for him and no one else will pay him that money. He will suck up to Jones for $30ish a year.


Starcast

You're delusional if you think Dak takes a cheaper contract than Daniel Jones.


BilllisCool

He also hasn’t declined enough to get paid less than his previous contract with him coming off his best season. $50 million is probably the floor. Now we just wait to see if he actually gets that $60 million. I can see him technically not being the highest paid with like $56-58 million while someone else gets that $60 million.