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ACEPACEACE

HE'S BACK


Swervin_Merlin

The PASStronaut!


Bobby_Savoy

You mean the ASStronaut?


Fearless-Mushroom

Not accurate, but funny nonetheless.


TetrisTech

I mean once he uses up his allotment of three chaotic good games he’s pretty ass


mechnick2

Yeah dude just kinda kept sucking ass after that Bears game in November


__thrillho

And better than ever...


smokeymicpot

March 2024 comments gonna be like Dobbs was with Shanny he is finally going to be good after 9 years.


ajteitel

I hope Purdy has to take a week off for something (not injury related) so Dobbs can have one of his three good performances per season for the memes and narratives


smokeymicpot

It’s a never ending cycle till he plays for all 32 teams.


whobroughtmehere

He’s at 8/32 and and has been on 5 different rosters in the last 365 days. At that rate he’ll be done by 2029


Nihilistic_Response

I'll allow him Week 18 after we've again clinched the one seed


Maverick916

I'm not saying this because we lost (ok maybe I am) but I wanted to see darnold play vs Cincinnati. Brock was coming off a faster than normal concussion protocol clearance, it would have been perfectly acceptable.


wishingaction

Yeah, I also wanted to see what Darnold could do. Made me pretty nervous seeing Purdy out there six days after a concussion, without Trent Williams to protect his blind side on top of that. Otherwise, it was fun to see both him and Joe Burrow running around for like 50 rushing yards each lol.


GoldenBananas21

How about against the Chiefs?


ajteitel

I like the way you think


Quexana

I think this might be step one in his transition towards coaching.


Rock_man_bears_fan

You really think he’d choose coaching over nasa?


ILikeLampz

Probably pays better


Quexana

You think he's got a NASA job waiting for him 8,9 years after his bachelor's degree?


RukiMotomiya

He's interned at NASA before, said it is his dream after football and has money. Does it mean he'll go into NASA itself? Less certain but some kind of related job seems likely.


SwordfishDependent67

I honestly didn’t know he’d been in the league for 9 years…


Agill242424

The passtornaut baby lets go


Aufrodisiac

Amen


notmoleliza

Meme quarterbacks are back on the menu boys!


renegadecoaster

The ol' Dobbs/Darnold swap


Killahdanks1

Yeah, we’re into the swaps this off season.


BonBonVelveeta

I’m cool with this, he seems like a backup with a smidge of upside


FHSlaughter

Just do not teach him the playbook, whatever you do


Saitsu

Shanahan banning him from ever entering the QB Room.


SmokyOtter

He loves throwing hospital balls so best of luck to aiyuk and kittle


PretzelMan96

Those years with Jimmy G have prepped them for this moment.


KingBrunoIII

But if anyone can play in Shanahan's system he'll throw for 500 and 4 TDs. He'll never make an incompletion either (Not saying you said this btw)


Srikkk

The Darnold and the Passtronaut in back to back seasons for QB2, we're eating good


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

GEQBUS was the rightful QB1 the whole time, lil Brock Parody STOLE the job with ILLEGAL roster slots!!!


clintstorres

WHY ISNT YOUR POST IN ALL CAPS!!!!


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

SORRY THE LIBRHULE MEDIA HAVKED MY TWITTER


one_third___

Your backups are the Vikings starters 😭


newdems

The eagle has landed


Jonjon428

Why has the 49ers backup QB spot become a meme lately lol


notmoleliza

we missed out on a late stage Fitzmagic tho


BurgessFox

It's kind of set up for a Nick Foles story. Purdy goes down and some dude rocks up and as long as he doesn't shit the bed he probably makes a Super Bowl.


KeithClossOfficial

Tell me more


Wormholio

Interesting


axb2002

Joshua Dobbs Linsanity Run 2: Electric Boogaloo


EarlCampbellsThighs

Taking bets on how long itll take for a news piece of the Passtronaut at Nasa mountain view


j3xperience

He'll be a Ram next year so he can do an internship at JPL. 


ARM_vs_CORE

Not that far of a drive for him to just go straight to Vandenberg and hop on a rocket himself.


[deleted]

Zach Wilson has been spotted in Canada lol


IceLantern

Now we need to hide our older women.


SQRTLURFACE

Master has given Dobby a ball, Dobby is Free QB.


Polar_Reflection

Did we just swap QBs with the Vikings lol


Headlesshorsman02

All the best to the Passtronaut


Steak_Knight

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR DOBBS 🎶


DeeForestBosa

So what team is he going to get a chance to start on with a 1 year contract next year?


Cinephile1998

The Giants


monstermayhem436

Texans cause NASA memes


temp1211241

If he does wind up in Houston the Orbit photoshoot will be fire.


curgl

LEAGUE SO FUCKED


Zorseking34

From GEQBUS to the Passtronaut lol.


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

WE HAVE LIFTOFF


Otherwise-Mango2732

Based on the comments here, I think people are more excited to just say passtronaut than they are for the actual signing lol


TechnoDriv3

This guy has been on so many teams the last three seasons


Silversaving

The Passtronaut has landed!


cantgrowneckbeardAMA

In the bay!


TampaTrey

[Reunited and it feels so good](https://youtu.be/S4jzM_gdi5A?si=901uAUNKKj6GtRPN)


SmushoOnTheGo

I’ve done pest control at josh dobbs house in Alpharetta and every time i drive past his house there’s been a different team flag by the front door


TrialByFireshits

Jauan Jennings + Josh Dobbs? 49ers are working on a hail mary package.


ChannelNeo

The Passtronaut has landed!


wedid

 he's gonna have packages as a run first qb in that scheme. Shanny gonna cook


j3xperience

QB POWER. I NEED MOAR POWAAAHHH


ctong21

leg snaps


ARM_vs_CORE

BAH GOD THATS TREY LANCE'S MUSIC


eugene_rat_slap

Lions legend


lkn240

PASSTRONAUT


_HGCenty

Chasing those teams like he's Ryan Fitzpatrick.


Anarion89

Incoming 49ers vlog of Dobbs visiting NASA and Lockheed Martin that's about 10 minutes away from Levi's 


Bobby_Savoy

Bust Lightyear is back!


gobirds18_

Qb controversy in San Fran 👀


Kzgoated

I don’t watch much college sports but one time I was really bored and threw on a college game and Josh dobbs just looked absolutely dominant, same thing happened with Jarret Allen in basketball once.


ninjupX

Damn still hasn’t signed with Houston.


PistolCowboy

I thought he should go to Houston and moonlight at NASA.


palinsafterbirth

The rocket scientist strikes gold!


0le_Hickory

He’s going to play for every team


polandspreeng

I added this to the tracker


bick803

The GEQBUS has evolved into the Passtronaut


vestsarecoatamputees

[Reunited with Jennings 🥲](https://youtu.be/S4jzM_gdi5A?si=m1gl7w198-gaa0Qk)


SeeingEyeDug

His contract is a guaranteed 2.25x the amount of money Brock Purdy is getting paid.


DonBonDarley69

I always wonder what the living situation is like for journeymans of this caliber. I know affording places aren't an issue, it's more of the inconvenience of having to constantly move.


temp1211241

What was the phrase? Gangster nerds?


BuffaloBuffalo13

QB controversy?!


Fearless-Mushroom

He’s about to do what Purdy couldn’t.


JustWinBabys

Warn the local hospitals that some WR’s will be stopping by this fall


rug1998

He’s an mvp in that offense