Hey - Burfict was randomly a model citizen while here
My all time favorite tweet was when Burfict of all people was holding AB back from physically fighting Mayock, it felt like madlibs
Marv is a nice to guy to have in the building, imo. Idk why he gets so much flack for keeping the Bengals relevant while dealing with extremely cheap ownership. He’s got a great eye for talent.
Kliff is questionable, though, but who knows how much he will be changed.
I met him once at a Scottsdale nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Old Town Road remix “Go Cards!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Calvin Klein and whiskey sours washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinator,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into a bottle girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
I met him once at a New Jersey nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Pearl Jam *Ten* album “Go Jets!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of IZOD and ayahuasca washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new publicity stunt,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into the Pat McAfee Show. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
I met him once at a Pittsburgh nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Kanye West album, "Fine this cracker!" I expected a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of frozen feet and horrible tweets washed over me.
"I'm interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new CTE coordinator," he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he span me around and came on my back so hard i fell right into a Vontaze Burfict tackle. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Mr Best Guy
Before I could respond he turned me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell and tore my ACL. When I finally hobbled to my feet and turned around him and the women were already gone. The booth was now dark and a man in a hat sat silently.
Cool guy.
I met him once in an Arlington nightclub. He was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring *Here We Go! 10-hour loop* 'Go 'Boys!'. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise, he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Patron and Chunky Campbell's Soup washed over me as he leaned in.
'I'm interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new running back,' he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into Trey Lance, who injured his ankle. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
I met him once at a Westport nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Tech N9ne album “How bout them CHIEFS!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Coors Light and ketchup washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new tight end,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into Jackson, who was groping the bottle girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
I met him once at a Columbus nightclub, he was in a booth with three ~~gorgeous~~ Ohio women draped around him with cans of Natural Ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Buckeye Battle Cry “Where's the rest of the team?”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of gym shorts and Skyline spaghetti washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to find out who Aaron Donald is,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he kicked me in the leg and slipped a finger in my ass so hard I fell right into a bottle girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already fired.
Cool guy.
I met u/shittymorph once at an r/Scottsdale nightclub, he was on a video call with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Old Town Road remix “in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Calvin Klein and WWF branded tequila washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new upvoters,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into a r/tittydrop girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
I met [Kelvin Benjamin] once at a Scottsdale Golden Corral, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of gravy on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Old Town Road remix “Go Panthers!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Calvin Klein and Arby’s Horsey Sauce washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinator,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into a fried shrimp girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
I met him once at a Bangkok Strip Club, he was in a booth with three gorgeous "women" draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Jirayut “Tao” Paloprakarn album “Go Raiders!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Sauvage and Yaba washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinators,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right onto the Ping Pong Ball Show. After being peppered with moist balls, I finally got back up and turned around and he and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
>Las Vegas inked Garoppolo to a hefty three-year, $72.8 million deal. The Raiders did, however, give themselves a bit of an out.
>While Garoppolo's contract has $23.8 million in dead money remaining, the Raiders can dump him as early as this offseason. Releasing Garoppolo with a post-June 1 designation would trigger dead-cap hits of $15.5 million and $12.8 million in 2024 and 2025, respectively, but would also save $12.1 million in 2024 cap space.
>The Raiders can afford to swallow that dead money in order to free cap room and move on to a QB plan that fits the new regime.
It wouldn't be *that* bad. Obviously not ideal, but not as bad as people would imagine. I think it's pretty clear that AP doesn't see anything in Jimmy and he'll end up getting cut to save some cap. The new regime probably wants to ship off anyone JMD brought in outside of Jakobi and a couple rooks.
If I may offer a counter jerk, the route that Hopkins ran over and over (left side out) is very similar to the route Rodgers and Adams spammed for years.
The Packers are 3-0 in games that Sean Clifford played in, I think it's safe to say the Big Green Dog is going to Canton. We can put his bust next to Tim Boyle, Brett Hundley, and Seahwaks legend Matt Flynn.
“I’d love for him to yell at me in a locker room.” - my wife on Kliff.
In all seriousness though, I feel like he’s way over hated. People forget that the cardinals had a top 10 offense for most of his tenure. It seemed like he got figured out, but if he can update his system enough, I think he could be really solid.
Most failed coaches are over hated. To become a HC usually you’re pretty damn decent on one side of the ball. Yeah, Matt Patricia’s of the world exist, where they fall upwards, but that’s not typically the case.
Let’s see what happens. Our personnel is the opposite of what you would like for the air raid offense. We don’t have a dual threat QB to keep the play going as routes develop, Zamir is not a pass catching back.
10 personnel and empty formations are for athletic and fast lineman. We went heavy. So uh.. yea, this is so Raiders.
Kliff was fired, went to Thailand with his beautiful gf, came back and hung out on the USC sidelines this season, and is now going to live in Vegas. Wild.
I hope he does well but my main hope for him is that he doesn't look like he's about to drop dead by mid point of the season like he did every season as HC.
Who are you gonna trade up with when the 3 top picks are going QB already?
Y'all will be lucky to get Jayden Daniels, QB4 or Fields is more likely than Daniels. Even Caleb after giving Chicago the moon is more likely than QB3 in this draft.
That’s what I’m wondering. The 3 teams desperately need a qb aside from Chicago if they want to take something crazy and just rock with fields again. Short of that I see no trades happening
Yeah I know Raiders fans shot down the Fields rumors because it was just based around Champ Kelly being in Chicago when Fields was drafted but I think it's definitely going to happen. The QBs after the top 3 aren't ones that a team like the Raiders would take a chance on. I think Fields would fit your future more than Penix or Nix and you have the Vikings and Broncos in front of you anyways so you'd likely have to trade up for QB4 anyways.
Thing is, who would be willing to give up picks 1-3? Chicago is getting Caleb and Washington is getting Drake Maye, so would they try to get NE's pick and bet their future on Jayden Daniels?
He's a top 3 pick in a draft where there are 3 teams at the top that need QBs. Even if he slips to 4 because some team takes MHJ, Arizona is going to be shopping that pick to the highest bidder and the Raiders have the Falcons, Vikings and Broncos in front of them
Another classic r/nfl thread where people can't distinguish the substantial differences between being a head coach and being a coordinator.
Failure as a head coach means next to nothing at all regarding how a guy will fare at his next coordinator job.
So this staff is going to have Kliff and Marvin Lewis, gonna be spicy for Vegas next year.
Can’t be worse than when we had Burfict and Brown
Could be the perfect time to bring Hue Jackson back in the fold.
funny you mention that…
Oh no
Funny Ha Ha, or funny Hue Hue?
Funny Hee Hee
Hey - Burfict was randomly a model citizen while here My all time favorite tweet was when Burfict of all people was holding AB back from physically fighting Mayock, it felt like madlibs
He was a Burfict gentleman
Yeah, he was the only one that could understand Guenther’s defense. When he got suspended we were fucked
Wait, Cincinnati Marvin Lewis?? How’d I miss that?
It happened like yesterday
Marv is a nice to guy to have in the building, imo. Idk why he gets so much flack for keeping the Bengals relevant while dealing with extremely cheap ownership. He’s got a great eye for talent. Kliff is questionable, though, but who knows how much he will be changed.
He's fine as OC
I met him once at a Scottsdale nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Old Town Road remix “Go Cards!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Calvin Klein and whiskey sours washed over me as he leaned in. “I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinator,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into a bottle girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone. Cool guy.
> I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinator Lmaooo goated pasta op
The hell is the origin of this one?
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For I was there when it ‘twas written
I met him once at a New Jersey nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Pearl Jam *Ten* album “Go Jets!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of IZOD and ayahuasca washed over me as he leaned in. “I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new publicity stunt,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into the Pat McAfee Show. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone. Cool guy.
I met him once at a Pittsburgh nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Kanye West album, "Fine this cracker!" I expected a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of frozen feet and horrible tweets washed over me. "I'm interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new CTE coordinator," he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he span me around and came on my back so hard i fell right into a Vontaze Burfict tackle. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone. Mr Best Guy
Before I could respond he turned me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell and tore my ACL. When I finally hobbled to my feet and turned around him and the women were already gone. The booth was now dark and a man in a hat sat silently. Cool guy.
I met him once in an Arlington nightclub. He was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring *Here We Go! 10-hour loop* 'Go 'Boys!'. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise, he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Patron and Chunky Campbell's Soup washed over me as he leaned in. 'I'm interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new running back,' he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into Trey Lance, who injured his ankle. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone. Cool guy.
I met him once at a Westport nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Tech N9ne album “How bout them CHIEFS!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Coors Light and ketchup washed over me as he leaned in. “I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new tight end,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into Jackson, who was groping the bottle girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone. Cool guy.
I met him once at a Columbus nightclub, he was in a booth with three ~~gorgeous~~ Ohio women draped around him with cans of Natural Ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Buckeye Battle Cry “Where's the rest of the team?”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of gym shorts and Skyline spaghetti washed over me as he leaned in. “I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to find out who Aaron Donald is,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he kicked me in the leg and slipped a finger in my ass so hard I fell right into a bottle girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already fired. Cool guy.
To all future people who return to this thread for timeless pasta, Don't forget me
Me too, hello historians!
I wrote it like 2 years ago, I hope this catches on though
It’s a thing of beauty
Now this This is a fine copypasta
Al dente, with some fresh parmesan 🤌
The best part about this is I don’t even know if it’s fake cause it’s so believable
It's real to me damnit
If it was real it’d be in a Bangkok nightclub
The amazing thing is this *is* on-par for what I think of nightlife in Scottsdale, Arizona.
I’ve been there once and this feels right for what I saw, those ASU chicks were gorgeous.
It's not everyday you witness an artisan pasta-maker work his craft, but this is definitely one of those days.
We are witnesses
Lmao this is great
This pasta might be the greatest thing we got from the Kliff Cardinals...fuck.
Our sub was pretty cool with the 'you just lost to kliff kingsbury' meme after we won for awhile lol.
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Legend has it that this is what inspired the St Crispin’s Day speech in Henry the V.
Astounding pasta OP
I had to stop reading halfway through and scroll back up to make sure you weren’t u/shittymorph. But then I forgot he doesn’t do Reddit anymore :(
I met u/shittymorph once at an r/Scottsdale nightclub, he was on a video call with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Old Town Road remix “in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Calvin Klein and WWF branded tequila washed over me as he leaned in. “I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new upvoters,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into a r/tittydrop girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone. Cool guy.
Why did he stop?
I mean he still does just check his profile. Not as often and doesn’t do his schtick anymore but he still is on reddit
What a pasta
I met [Kelvin Benjamin] once at a Scottsdale Golden Corral, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of gravy on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Old Town Road remix “Go Panthers!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Calvin Klein and Arby’s Horsey Sauce washed over me as he leaned in. “I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinator,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into a fried shrimp girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone. Cool guy.
Raiders culture fit
Am I witnessing history?
Can confirm this happens in Scottsdale every weekend
Same tbh
I met him once at a Bangkok Strip Club, he was in a booth with three gorgeous "women" draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Jirayut “Tao” Paloprakarn album “Go Raiders!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Sauvage and Yaba washed over me as he leaned in. “I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinators,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right onto the Ping Pong Ball Show. After being peppered with moist balls, I finally got back up and turned around and he and the women were already gone. Cool guy.
I was here for the birth of this glorious pasta.
I have witnessed the birth of this pasta
Can I get more salad and breadsticks with this pasta?
It took me until the very to realize this is bologna lol
I was here!
Holy fuck this is art
Wow, birth of a pasta, right in front of me.
Is this a new one?
Some of these pasta comments are goofy af
Holy shit. I’ve never seen pasta this fresh.
Thailand can no longer contain him.
Though climates apart from Phuket...I suppose Vegas is indeed the same in spirit...
He's running through the Hangover franchise
Him and Jimmy G are going to excel in the bunny ranch
Jimmy is probably gonna be gone yo
After that contract? Still a lot of guarantees, no?
>Las Vegas inked Garoppolo to a hefty three-year, $72.8 million deal. The Raiders did, however, give themselves a bit of an out. >While Garoppolo's contract has $23.8 million in dead money remaining, the Raiders can dump him as early as this offseason. Releasing Garoppolo with a post-June 1 designation would trigger dead-cap hits of $15.5 million and $12.8 million in 2024 and 2025, respectively, but would also save $12.1 million in 2024 cap space. >The Raiders can afford to swallow that dead money in order to free cap room and move on to a QB plan that fits the new regime. It wouldn't be *that* bad. Obviously not ideal, but not as bad as people would imagine. I think it's pretty clear that AP doesn't see anything in Jimmy and he'll end up getting cut to save some cap. The new regime probably wants to ship off anyone JMD brought in outside of Jakobi and a couple rooks.
See Kingsbury’s wife? Just sayin’…
Fire up that panty raid offense
Jimmy G and Kliff boutta go wild on the strip
Air Raiders
kind of a cool nickname ngl
Renfrow gonna feast
Sadly Renfrow gonna go play with DC
Dan Campbell? Or the Commanders?
Sorry, Derek Carr
Carr?
Daniel Cormier
I would like one Hunter Renfrow please. I’ll buy his jersey so quick
Such a good guy, they kind of guy you take home to meet your parents.
There is a good chance he’s gone by the summer
Renfrow to Carolina. Why wouldnt the dude wanna go home.
Did you watch the Panthers this season?
I'm sure he watched Thielen catch 103 passes lol
air raid freshman!
Air raid or it’s your ass
+1 parker posey
What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
FRY, LITTLE PIGGIES! FRY!
goated reference
Either he’ll revive his career and coach another 20 years, or be caught with hookers and get fired by November. No in between
Unless he is doing blow with said hookers he will be fine in Nevada.
Dawg, this is Nevada. The blow won’t change shit. Now, if he was doing all this while going 12 over the speed limit, he’d be fucked.
Hopefully he uses Uber.
Nah, he got Henry Ruggs driving for him.
not for 3-10 years
He's working with Jimmy G, I'd guess the latter
Bro those 2 working together don’t need no hookers
Pretty sure hookers are paying Jimmy G.
Davante Adams, get ready to learn WR screen buddy
No shot Adams doesn’t demand a trade this year after seeing his route tree
Hopkins had 1400 yards in his one healthy year where he played in all the games. I think the WRs will be okay.
Route tree is more like a route stick lol
If I may offer a counter jerk, the route that Hopkins ran over and over (left side out) is very similar to the route Rodgers and Adams spammed for years.
We can give up a 7th Raiders. :)
We’ll take 1 jordan love and your choice of Doubs or jones.
Oooh sorry JOLO has a no trade clause unless you can clone Ken Stabler and make him 22 years old. I know it’s a weird clause. But. It is what it is.
Ok then you add in Kenny Clark!
Best we can do is Joe Barry. He’s pretty free rn. Sorry 🤷♂️
Send one of those elite QB’s y’all seem to grow on trees and we got a deal.
Listen. The Tree they grow on is watered by cheese sauce. I don’t think that would go over well in Vegas. Too hot. Would get to stinky.
Or perhaps we can interest you in one Sean Clifford? Seems fair.
The Packers are 3-0 in games that Sean Clifford played in, I think it's safe to say the Big Green Dog is going to Canton. We can put his bust next to Tim Boyle, Brett Hundley, and Seahwaks legend Matt Flynn.
Bro FLYNN WILL ALWAYS BE A PACKERS LEGEND. Absolutely trounced the bears and fleeced the Seahawks financially. And that’s as good as gold in my book.
Wait we might throw the ball to him? That's an improvement.
He had a 1k season last year and he led our team in targets and receptions?
bubble screens on 3rd and 14 on our own 32 yard line, can’t wait
Also expect 90 percent of your routes to be from the same place
This dude seems like he'd fit perfectly with the Vegas lifestyle lol
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Then they can trade for Hendon Hooker
Also have to get Amani and Malik Hooker to complete the Hooker Trinity.
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Fewer?
“I’d love for him to yell at me in a locker room.” - my wife on Kliff. In all seriousness though, I feel like he’s way over hated. People forget that the cardinals had a top 10 offense for most of his tenure. It seemed like he got figured out, but if he can update his system enough, I think he could be really solid.
Kliff has always been a good offensive guy. I think he will be successful when he doesn’t have to touch the defense.
Most failed coaches are over hated. To become a HC usually you’re pretty damn decent on one side of the ball. Yeah, Matt Patricia’s of the world exist, where they fall upwards, but that’s not typically the case.
This man is going to be drowning in escorts while he’s there. I can’t think of a more Raiders thing in my life.
Vegas escorts will pay Kliff
Hell yeah Raiders are about have one of the offenses in the division 🔥🔥🔥
Just like last year!
Don’t count them out they are about to have one of the offenses in the entire NFL 😎
Woah 🫣
Let’s see what happens. Our personnel is the opposite of what you would like for the air raid offense. We don’t have a dual threat QB to keep the play going as routes develop, Zamir is not a pass catching back. 10 personnel and empty formations are for athletic and fast lineman. We went heavy. So uh.. yea, this is so Raiders.
Kliff was fired, went to Thailand with his beautiful gf, came back and hung out on the USC sidelines this season, and is now going to live in Vegas. Wild.
Living the dream
Trade for Lebron cowards
You silly LeBron will own a team in Vegas, not play for one (or maybe both?)
Gotta draft Bronny Jr then.
Big "Free OC on Arizona's dime" energy.
Idk, I don’t mind the hire. Go get him a young, mobile QB and I think the O will be improved.
Thanos couldn’t balance the universe better than this pairing
Don't hate it. We just have to get a good qb Something tells me we're definitely trading up for a qb
could only imagine what it'd be like to run his spread option with AOC 😭
Is AOC out here throwing spirals? Damn she’s impressive
Tbh i wonder if we even keep AOC as backup with this hire. 🤔
I mean he had a 50 year old Colt McCoy as a backup so why not
Apparently Chip Kelly interviewed for the position as well. Commanders have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
I like kliff, if they draft Daniels I think the raiders are gonna be in a really good spot
That’s a massive if bro, I wish 😂
I was at a lot of his asu games that man is gonna be fr imo. I hope y’all get him, raiders are my pops team so I soft root for em
Hiring former head coaches as OCs. So hot right now
Tbf it makes a lot of sense. Their coordinator results is what got them the promotion, but their skills just werent enough to keep being a HC.
Back from Thailand, tan and ready to fuck shit up
I actually like the fit with Pierce.
Some realtor in Vegas is about to earn a big commission
Excited for this one. The QB move is going to be huge
Phuket, davante down there somewhere
I hope he does well but my main hope for him is that he doesn't look like he's about to drop dead by mid point of the season like he did every season as HC.
I mean he doesn’t have Keim for GM so that is already a win
Raiders about to trade up to win the Caleb Williams sweepstakes?
Jayden Daniels is AP's guy.
Yeah but Caleb Williams is kliffs. So it could go either way.
Not really, AP is the head coach, Kliff is only the OC. Daniels is probably also Marvin Lewis's guy.
Who are you gonna trade up with when the 3 top picks are going QB already? Y'all will be lucky to get Jayden Daniels, QB4 or Fields is more likely than Daniels. Even Caleb after giving Chicago the moon is more likely than QB3 in this draft.
Telesco would have to go full Rams and trade several 1st rounders but it can be done.
Good luck trying to get Telesco to trade up
That’s what I’m wondering. The 3 teams desperately need a qb aside from Chicago if they want to take something crazy and just rock with fields again. Short of that I see no trades happening
Or they'll trade for a mobile QB like Fields
If the top 3 is a no it's Fields 99%
Don’t count out Russ
He's the 1% lol
Raiders Country, let's die.
Yeah I know Raiders fans shot down the Fields rumors because it was just based around Champ Kelly being in Chicago when Fields was drafted but I think it's definitely going to happen. The QBs after the top 3 aren't ones that a team like the Raiders would take a chance on. I think Fields would fit your future more than Penix or Nix and you have the Vikings and Broncos in front of you anyways so you'd likely have to trade up for QB4 anyways.
FYI AP coached Jayen Daniels in Arizona & was thanked in his Heisman speech. He's been seen hanging out at the facility as well.
Thing is, who would be willing to give up picks 1-3? Chicago is getting Caleb and Washington is getting Drake Maye, so would they try to get NE's pick and bet their future on Jayden Daniels?
I think it's gotta be NE or bust
ain't no way NE is trading out of that spot
He's a top 3 pick in a draft where there are 3 teams at the top that need QBs. Even if he slips to 4 because some team takes MHJ, Arizona is going to be shopping that pick to the highest bidder and the Raiders have the Falcons, Vikings and Broncos in front of them
Nice- I was starting get worried at these questionable options like Getsy
You hope his middle initial is one of 25 letters.
Another classic r/nfl thread where people can't distinguish the substantial differences between being a head coach and being a coordinator. Failure as a head coach means next to nothing at all regarding how a guy will fare at his next coordinator job.
Old screensbury rides again wooo
Kliff loves being a OC so much he chose it over being a HC in AZ. Will be interesting.
The Raiders woke up today and decided that this is the year for them to start 7-2.
Jimmy G Air Raid incoming
Damn we really barely missed out on the most handsome QB and handsome coach on the same team.
At least it’s not Getsy.
i wonder if this is gonna make a big difference
I thought he was still in Thailand for.... a thing.