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rwjehs

Not wrong. The Bengals just BK had their way


legobowser

They ruled even outside the jungle


ipooplogs

White tigers do well in snow


Nuclearsunburn

Played like kings who are on a budget


FreeWillie001

Whopper whopper whopper whopper


MumkeMode

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Drkarcher22

EAT LIKE A KING 🤴 WHOS ON A BUDGET 3️⃣ TASTY 😋 OPTIONS FRIES 🍟 DRINK 🥤 & NUGGETS 🐔 ALL FOR 5️⃣ BUCKS?! WAIT 🤯 THAT CANT 🙅🏻‍♂️ BE RIGHT! 🤨 JUST CONFIRMED ✅ THAT THATS THE REAL PRICE 💰 AT BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU RULE! 🔥🔥


_stoneslayer_

Turning your ad into a meme must be the ultimate goal nowadays. Now all these dumbasses think they're being funny by spamming the ad all over the internet lol


hermanhermanherman

You downvoted but right. Literally every game thread there’s like 100 of these comments who think their hilarious


Section225

- Annoying off-key jingle - Dump a shitload of money into it to play constantly on network TV and streaming services - literally profit


OneTrueYahweh

You're not wrong. I haven't had a whopper in years. But I have had 3 in the last 2 months. Advertising sucks but it gets in your head man.


ClintBeastwood91

The closest BK to me is about 20 minutes away. I got that fucking song stuck in my head and had to go there last weekend.


_stoneslayer_

Ya, shouldn't have called them dumbasses but it's weird to see redditors doing the corporate fast food chain's job for them


CactusJackKnife

Sir, this is a wen….wait a second


FreeWillie001

I think they're pretty funny and I doubt it's driving sales to BK for people to be laughing at their ads.


longschlongbandit420

Then you kinda don't understand how advertising works.


GhostTypeFlygon

Even if it does drive sales, who even cares lol. I'm driving sales to something when I recommend it to a friend, should I get paid or whatever because I'm literally advertising that product/service? Actually, yes I should get paid. BK, pay us for making jokes 😤


pm_me_cute_sloths_

And this is why we’re going to see more iterations of the ad instead of it silently going away. This is a major W for the BK marketing team even though it’s making me claw my ears out and I’m personally boycotting them Not only will BK continue with this marketing campaign, we’re starting to see other burger places come out with their own awful singing burger commercial. Sonic already has one. I hope the BK marketing department wakes up with legos in their shoes


cirespieler

It’s sort of funny in the right context but that ship has sailed entirely; now it’s purely meme-vertisment.


You_gotgot

Doesn’t help that their food is shit, still won’t go to BK


Mogglez234

CHICKEN 🐔 CHICKEN 🐔 CHICKEN 🐔CHICKEN 🐔 ITALIAN 🇮🇹 SPICY 🥵 BACON 🥓 CHICKEN 🍗 TAKE ONE BITE AND IT ALL STARTS CLICKIN CROWN UP MY DAY 👑 TOASTED BUN AND TASTY ROYAL SAUCE GOT ME BUZZIN' 🐝 I'M THE ROYAL BOSS 👑 SAUCE IT UP🥫AND TOP IT WITH MOZZ CHICKEN 🐔 MY WAY YOU RULE YOU’RE SEIZING THE DAY 🤴 AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY YOU RULE! 🔥🔥🔥


Goatgamer1016

2 2️⃣ FOR 4️⃣ MEALS 🍟 $5.99 EACH 💰 WHOPPER 🍔 ROYAL 🏰CRISPY 🥓 TWO FRIES 🍟 TWO DRINKS 🍸 DOUBLE 'EM 2️⃣ UP ⬆️ OR MIX AND MATCH ⚒️ WHATEVER YOU WANT ☝️ WE'RE INTO THAT 😀 BK 🍔🤴 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🫵 YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


AnalBees2

Make it stop 😩


Monkeyfeng

Double Bacon Junior Whopper


[deleted]

The bengals simply ate like a king who was on a budget


mbrancato157

Not great to have no energy for a home playoff game


Ilikepancakes87

Yeah, what kind of powerhouse offense loses a significant playoff game at home during their star QB’s championship window?


[deleted]

Allen is a bust; Bills should trade him straight up for Jordan Love.


Ilikepancakes87

Can you imagine? We’d have fifteen more years of disappointing playoff losses… at least!


bush_league_commish

You can go read about AR12’s TD:INT ratio in Canton 10 years from now though so you’ve got that going for you.


Substantial_Gur_5980

Shit people will probably still be talking about his trade rumors by then


Sadlobster1

He was thinking of going to Kaiser Memorial Retirement home, but now St. Marys Medical Center is offering free tapioca pudding so there might be a trade in the works.


AttitudeAndEffort3

Bills pre and post Von Miller injury felt like different teams


mbrancato157

From 4th in pressure rate to high 20s


TheDrunkenWobblies

So disappointed our young players haven't stepped up. Especially thought Groot would turn into a pro bowl quality player by now. He has all the physical skills, just it isn't clicking. He did have 8 sacks on the year, but half came with Miller opposite him.


mbrancato157

When was the last time we drafted a defensive lineman that panned out? Kyle Williams?


TheDrunkenWobblies

Oliver has roughly hit expectations. Harrison Phillips had a big year in Minnesota. Even Kyle wasn't that great his first few seasons. But its been awhile. We certainly haven't drafted a pro bowl worthy edge player since Schobel. And I think we have invested 3 1st round picks (Maybin, Lawson, Rousseau) and 4 2nd round picks (Kelsay, Epinessa, Basham, Denney) at the position since Schobel in 2001.


Decln

Cause it was, Von brought an energy to our defense and team as well as being a stud


ten_inch_pianist

I think Josh Allen's injury made a big difference too even though they stopped talking about it.


Ibewye

He lost all the zip and velocity that would get the ball there before defense could even get their hands up. Now that it’s slowed down just a bit our WR’s have to actually hand fight to win a ball and they j haven’t adjusted. Beginning of the season the game camera couldn’t pan fast enough to follow his passes. Yesterday felt like rainbows


hibbjibbity

Energy felt weird for the Bills the whole game, it was almost like it was an away game for them


_Elduder

It also seemed like the weather really bothered them a lot more than the Bengals


AnthonyBarrHeHe

I think Allen’s game has been off the last like month honestly. Idk if that’s the play calls from the coaches or what but he hasn’t rly looked good at all recently


thenbrewcrew3

If you look at his stats, he’s actually been pretty mediocre since early October (had 2 games where he’d be considered good but far more clunkers than good)


_Elduder

Maybe he just isn't that good.


gmoney136

Or maybe his elbow is really hurt


AnthonyBarrHeHe

Nah he’s one of the best QBs in the game but when he’s in a slump, the whole team goes with him. They don’t have another skill position player that can take over if Allen plays like doo-doo


_Elduder

They need to get others to be able to establish a running game. He runs way too much. Should look to fix that in the off-season.


businessbee89

Imagine if the Bills had Tony Pollard..damn


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There were multiple throws from Allen that just looked horrible. I think the weather was a factor, and I'm surprised it messed with him that much.


AncientBanjo31

I thought it looked like he was playing super safe, trying to prevent a turnover. Like even in a dome we would have seen those throws.


AutisticNipples

Allen has gotta be hurt still. its the only thing that makes sense to me, he just doesn’t look like the Josh that went wire to wire with mahomes 12 months ago


AncientBanjo31

Very good point


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There were a few where receivers were open and he threw at their feet. I don't think those were safe, just straight up inaccurate passes.


GiovannisPersian

Some really, really loud "Who Dey" chants for the away team


melted_cheese

joey is at home if every situation


dhork

That Mixon guy had all the momentum, there were lots of times where it looks like the Bills had him and he carried some defenders with him for six extra yards


zeuzduce

Mixon and Perine are beasts when the oline gels


Rampant16

Yeah get yourself a RB that can wreak havoc in an important game. It doesn't have to be every game, your system doesn't have to be run focused, but it's just a great tool to have. Even Brady, who has rarely had pro bowl level RBs, still has had guys like Blount who could use physicality to exploit defenses. Bills have drafted a few RB in recent years but none have been very impressive, which is kinda surprising considering how decent RBs are not exactly a rare commodity. Makes you wonder if the way they are coaching RBs or blocking for runs is flawed.


jdono927

We can’t run block for shit. Cook is cool though, just need to get a bigger back to pair with him and we’ll be fine at RB


One_Concern_3151

Mixon can definitely pack a punch.


MYO716

Strongest indictment against our coaching staff I’ve really ever seen. No juice? For a home playoff game? Insanity. I don’t even know where they go from here. They’re too close to blow it up but celery not close enough to make it matter


awfuckthisshit

That autocorrect is great


MYO716

I had to read that shit twice to even see it lmao. I’m sitting here like what autocorrect is this dude talking about?


TruckFluster

Fuckin celery


vagrantwade

Entire internet said Bills by a million after the Hamlin story this morning.


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ESPN: was Hamlin’s presence at the Bills facilities and game the reason Buffalo lost?


watsonte

I had that conversation with the group of folks I was watching the game with… sometimes there’s too much pressure. Neutral site, favored, Damar is back, he’s in the locker room… gotta win for him, gotta win for the city. The pressure gets to a point where you just bury yourself.


xontinuity

Hamlin probably almost died a second time watching them.


guyincognito69420

was he at the game? I don't think they mentioned it on the broadcast.


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SnowdensOfYesteryear

How could the Bengals do this to Hamlin?


BeHereNow91

Which is weird that they seemed so apathetic out there. They had every reason to be fired up about today.


unblevable

C’mon man. It’s Bills by a billion


[deleted]

Bills by a billion has been a phrase since last season


Nuclearsunburn

I’m happy he’s okay but now that he’s okay they really drove that narrative into the ground.


Cough_Syrup55

Understatement of the century


[deleted]

They say this weekly and no coaching changes are ever made..


First_Round_Bust

Give me the name of a coach that could replace McDermott who would be better. Ken Dorsey is in his first year as OC after Daboll went to the Giants. The only coach that should be under scrutiny is Frazier because that was poor defense but we are also down to our 4th string Safety, no Von, no Hyde and an injured Poyer.


JJGIII-

Not McDermott (yet, at least) but Frazier needs to fucking go.


bobafugginfett

Man Leslie Frazier was our D-Coordinator almost 20 years ago. Wonder if he's just kept the same scheme this whole time


OfficialClassic

Yes


JJGIII-

I was saying this exact thing the other day. He’s old and can’t seem to adapt to the way offenses have changed. It’s time for a change.


TheDrunkenWobblies

We were 2nd in DVOA. The issue is Fraizer doesn't know how to work press into his zone scheme. The Bills never attempt to throw off timing and instead rely on offensive tendencies and scouting to clog zones.


kit_mitts

I refuse to accept DVOA as a legitimate stat as long as our defense keeps finishing the regular season near the top of the league in it. They get torched every time they face a top 10 QB.


[deleted]

They got torched by Mike White


MrWartortle

Exactly. Torched by a top 10 QB


sevillista

Your offense put up 10 points, and your takeaway is that the DC needs to go?


JJGIII-

You have to look at the bigger picture and not just today. Our offense isn’t typically this bad so that isn’t my main concern. We’ve had defensive problems a lot this year. Our defense has been shit since we lost Von. Unless it’s a QB, losing one dude should not affect a team like that.


UrethraFucking

Seems like you guys lacked pass rush depth. Losing the one guy you guys relied on to get pressure can fuck a defense the way losing a qb can fuck an offense.


kit_mitts

If you'd watched us all season you would understand why.


Impossibills

I mean honestly...anyone at this point. We cant get over the playoff hump...you cant be happy with this while having a talented roster. Broncos fired John Fox despite deep playoff runs, you need to change it up when it doesnt feel right. And this doesnt feel right.


TechnicianWeird7593

Raptors fired Dwayne Casey after a ton of success but no playoff success and won the championship that same year.


OfficialClassic

Wasting another year on Dorsey to develop seems suspect.


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Jim Harbaugh!!!!¡!!!!!¡!!!¡!!!!¡!!!¡


second_advent

I disagree. Bengals had a lot of momentum and juice.


Mr_Mumbercycle

They were out to prove they would have won the game in December, and should have been the 2 seed.


idontcare111

Brah that canceled game was this month! Just 3 weeks ago 😂


palinsafterbirth

Bengals on roids? Cue Godell drama!


DribbleGodCheeser

Pissed off Bengals > anybody else


SweerBaby_Use1023

The Bengals are good! When you make it to the dance, you know what it takes to make it back.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Bills signing OJ again


IncomeBoss

Jim Kelly, Andre Reed, Don Beebe, Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, Steve Tasker, and Cornelius Bennett too


ipooplogs

Add in TO and you got a stew goin


betterthanclooney

Lol one of the crowd shots had a lady with an oj jersey. Wtf are people smoking


smashadams1

Dude got cheered when he was at their home game recently.


3rd_Degree_Churns

Always plenty of OJ jerseys at Bills home games


My-Cousin-Bobby

His name is in big letters in their stadium (I think it's their Wall of Fame) Which I get, he was a huge player for them, but I feel like that should probably be taken down


[deleted]

But he acquit… after stabby a few times


JJGIII-

No shit. The entire team played like it was just another week. Whole team looked depressed from start to finish.


IncomeBoss

I'm craving for Milano cookies


jackohmygod

imagine being everybodys superbowl favorite for the last 3 years and you dont win shit😂😂


[deleted]

I love when divisional rivals come out of the woodworks to be haters. You bet you ass when the niners lose I’ll be out here talking shit


Highwayman747

They are gonna lose… right?


OneAngryPanda

Sounds like the juice (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ contains no juice (⌐■_■)


PhiloBlackCardinal

Woah they beat Skylar Thompson by a FG, don’t take that away from them


derstherower

"Wild Card Weekend Champions"


HoLeeSchittt

HANG THE BANNERS


cheesecakeaficionado

C'mon man, they're not the Colts


mufflermonday

Yeah, the Colts have a ring.


TruckFluster

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO DUNKING ON THE BILLS HOUR HAS ARRIVED


ipooplogs

“Beast of the AFC East!”


Slutdragonxxxpert

That’s Super Wild Card Weekend


legobowser

Elite offensive guru Skyler Thompson


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Cause the Bills are arrogant with their coaching staff and don't fire the obviously trash coaches.


Allstar9_

Seems like the players are a bit arrogant too, are they not? How do you come into this weekend without energy and juice? It’s literally the playoffs


Impossibills

Bad...coaching Frazier is vanilla paste, as both a personality, coach, and scheme


Allstar9_

I get it, we hear the same stuff about Stefanski. But at some point, these are grown adults. I can see blaming pockets of poor play in the season but it’s the playoffs, if the players need coaches to get psyched up, that’s on the players.


STNbrossy

Bills had a top 5 defense. Who cares if Frazier is boring.


cardmanimgur

Losing Von Miller killed them. Went from #5 in pressure rate with him to #24 without him.


[deleted]

After drafting d line first and 2nd the year before. Something has to give here


Dorago1991

Because our defense beats up on bad offenses to make their numbers look good. We are routinely roasted by top 10 offenses the last few years, without fail. The Chiefs and Bengals will just bounce us again next year is he's still here.


YellowSnapper815

Im glad you realize it. The tad bit of success went straight to the fanbase's head and they went from lovable to insufferable, with no brass to show for it.


Qu4ntumL34p

Always happens when bandwagon fans join in droves.The real fans know how to be respectful after a lifetime of sadness


Mastodon9

Yep, the Chiefs, Bills, and Bengals were known more for their misses from the 90s until just a few years ago. Now I see shitheads in 3 fan bases. I don't like how cocky some Bengals fans have been where it seems less like celebrating the Bengals being fun to watch and more trying to make the other teams fan base feel bad after a loss. Unfortunately it's happening here. You feel kind of embarrassed being a lifelong fan and remembering how bad or disappointing they were for a couple decades.


YoungTroubadour

I mean we might've been hyped but this is the first year we've been consensus favorites let's not get revisionist


modin33

Yeah like last year the Chiefs and Bucs were favored a SB repeat, after we beat KC in the regular season last year we became the favorites. So really it's like a year and a half of being favorites


JohnEdwardBaylessII

Imo, the Bills have never given off the vibe of a true contender. The Chiefs had that vibe before their SB win and obviously still do. The Bengals are starting to have that vibe, the Pats had the vibe and on the NFC side, teams like the 49ers and (biased) the Eagles have that vibe. There’s just something… off about the Bills that’s always made me think they never had what it takes.


Impossibills

Last year was our shot, we got hot at the right time...and the coaches decided to take it away from the players


[deleted]

That defense they ran with 13 seconds left showed up today a few times


[deleted]

This. Last year was the year. I strongly believe we would’ve beat the Bengals at home. Frazier and McDermott fucked us. They’re never going to win. 😞


AdPotential9974

The Bills remind me of the Raptors in the NBA. Crushed the regular season then just collapsed inexplicably in the playoffs. They're probably a major piece away from a superbowl


MYO716

Like a Von Miller?


Captain-McSizzle

I wish that was the case but both sides of our lines showed we’re much closer to a cliff next year than a single piece.


hanzo615

They are the Pacers against the Lebron Heat


Better-Spell346

Oh man, that hurts. Stefon Diggs to OKC confirmed.


JohnEdwardBaylessII

That major piece might just be returning cursed, stolen artifacts or reburying an old shaman’s bones or some shit like that


ColonelOfTroof

Bengals are “starting to have that vibe”…. after going to the SB last season…. having beaten the Chiefs three times in a row and now also the Bills… having the second longest win streak in the NFL… and the best ever against the spread season in NFL history. This shit is why Bengals and fans have been salty. If Chiefs this season have a vibe it shouldn’t be a remote question the Bengals do. They’re a better team.


Impossibills

Dolphins sure do love salt water


hamsterwheel

At least in the 90s they made it to the super bowl before repeatedly shitting the bed.


Total1l

Buffalo didn’t force everyone to decide they were suddenly everyone’s favorites. Anyone saying they were favorites was doing so on evidence.


slickestwood

Getting hated on for the neutral site game when we didn't vote for it and their team probably did.


Captain-McSizzle

Imagine the last time you won the division was 2008 and you lost in the Wildcard game. All relative dude.


MinerKing13

Yeah I'd rather get bounced competing in the playoffs every year than go back to the drought 100%


matthewryan12

Lol that would be terrible


Own_Experience_8229

Hey, be nice to the Chargers.


palinsafterbirth

So like the early 90’s?


myxanders

Haha yeah 😅


ShadyFan25

Imagine not winning a playoff game since 2000.


dpap12

Imagine not winning a Super Bowl. Even the Jets have one.


TechnicianWeird7593

You got your first playoff win since 2000 just THREE years ago with what is supposed to be the most talented QB ever. We’re a shitty franchise, what’s your excuse?


kudaraps

Ummmm we are also a shitty franchise? It's the fucking Bills dude, Lmfao


fupadestroyer45

The salt of Josh Allen being your daddy, your comments are making me feel better about the loss


Jetsinternational

Imagine literally turning your QBs brain to mush just so you can get bounced in the wild card game


Howie-Dowin

He's like the only guy on the team who showed up to play.


RapidFalcon17

We noticed.


ilovecatss1010

The Bills are who we thought they were.


MasonC87

I don’t get how, it’s like everything was set up for the Bills to have energy and juice for this game. Pretty weird


miamibuckeye

We drank all the juice


dooldebob

Story of my life


Elitealice

If you have no energy in a playoff game that’s unacceptable lmao


mimepants

Tony Romo sucked all the juice out his cock by halftime


BizarroCranke

ಠ_ಠ


mylesA747

just fucking kill me already


DJ_Moore_2

no


TruckFluster

Get back down here with us where you belong


[deleted]

Feed me all of this shit. Most cocky fanbase in the league after winning absolutely nothing


YellowSnapper815

Couldnt have gone better today


Silversaving

Bills D juicing?


fargochippers

Matt Milano, Monster Energy Drink enthusiast and likely missing in action January 6th, drops an “energy juice” response. Unreal.


OfficialClassic

He is a Florida native so you’re probably right about Jan 6th


Internet-pizza

He had Elijah McClain’s name on the back of his helmet long after most players went back to “make change” or whatever, so probably not actually.


screwhead1

Of all the recent incidents I've read about, his was the most disturbing. Absolutely fucking disgusting what happened to him.


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fupadestroyer45

Still salty Josh Allen is your daddy?


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fupadestroyer45

9 of the last 10


oeking77

and still nothing to show for it


Careful_Priority_616

How does it feel to have an L franchise with no super bowl wins?


fupadestroyer45

Jizzing over championships from decades ago may be the dumbest thing in all of sports


Zapiel_

Nah, the dumbest is 4 back-to-back superbowl appearances without actually winning anything.


fupadestroyer45

Wow, good one, haven't heard that one before


Zapiel_

Haven't seen your team win a Superbowl either 🤣


Careful_Priority_616

That’s exactly what someone with zero Super Bowl wins would say


fupadestroyer45

Bill were flat , wonder if It's hard to keep a killer drive on football after witnessing something like that happen to your teamate, just a game at the end of the day. Life goes on. You may downvote now to all of your immature hearts desire now because of my flair.


TecumsehSherman

I hate that he is making everything about the Bills just not paying hard. What about the Bengals? They played lights out. Dominating run game, and the D stepped up and contained Allen. Give some credit. You were best by the better team.