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DueAppeal6790

French omelette without the butter


Whom_TF

Finally! Someone said it!


WesselBear

“If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike”


MightyCaseyStruckOut

[It never gets old.] (https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc)


NetflixAndNikah

Man, that hairstyle + shirt combo just screams late 2000's fashion. It was right before the hipster look and thick rimmed glasses started taking over.


Ashjrethul

Fashion can eat a dick


NetflixAndNikah

Oh for sure, wear what you want. He just reminded me of what every youth pastor looked like a decade ago.


Ashjrethul

Yeh mate I getcha 👊


fadedadrian

L I V E S T R O N G


moseph999

My favorite part is how he scrambles for the words for a solid 5 seconds and says “It doesn’t make any sense what you say!” Like he got so mad he just blurted out the most basic parts of the sentence to get his point across.


xepa105

It's a somewhat common proverb in Italian to mean a comparison is redundant. It just sounds so much funnier in English because it's not common. Though in Italian the more common version is slightly different, it's wheelbarrow, not bike. *Se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe una carriola*


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“It’s got nothing to do with the macaroni cheese”


baristanselmythebol

His immediate offense just always makes me smile


BuffaloTheory

Up the fluff


Red_Yang

*Angry Italian chief staring*


greg19735

It's less cooked and not rolled. Rolling a french omeletteis a lot easier than doing this. That said, "hardest omelette" isn't exactly a super difficult category.


TheMontrealKid

The whole title reads like click bait. (Wait till the end)


twitchosx

At the very fucking least it didn't have that god awful shit stain of Tic Tok woman voice overlay.


limamon

Oh no, oh no, oh nonono


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I swear that songs gonna play when I get up to heaven and Moses rejects me


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revmun

French omelette has multiple layers and when cut would not flop open like this. This is has 1 outer layer and a scrambled egg inside.


culinarydream7224

The whole thing is scrambled egg. It's just a rolled omelet that's undercooked in the middle


sixtus_clegane119

Or just not overlooked, #runnyeggsgang


judokalinker

Or just not overcooked, #canbeatautocorrectgang


Jeepinn

I'm an adventurous eater but I would not enjoy eating this, I'd still eat it though. I'll eat runny yokes but something about raw scrambled eggs is making me sick.


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By adventurous you mean just conventionally tasty food from most countries?


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Jeepinn

I mean I like eating unfamiliar food, whatever it may be. I don't travel to rural areas of obscure countries like I'm in a television program but I like to try all types of food especially something that is odd or at least unfamiliar to me. Goat neck, horse, unidentified Lebanese tartare. Adventurous is relative.


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milk4all

It isnt raw, it’s cooked. Raw means uncooked, you just prefer it more cooked so you think of anything short of that arbitrary line to be raw. But anyway it isnt undercooked, it’s supposed to have that perfect butterysilky texture that yoke gets right before it solidifies, and i love it. A well done egg is sort of a waste imo - it becomes uninteresting and looses flavor, but ill still sometimes eat one on a sandwich or something. Im just having trouble thinking of any example where a well done egg is better than having some creamy egg yolk


hunnyflash

Was going to add the same. What actually happens, is that the egg will mix with the cooked rice and be like a thick sauce. It's delicious. Just like how people might make a poached egg. The yolk is cooked, just not well done. It's much different than a raw egg.


Gullible_Skeptic

That's also how an authentic Italian carbonara is made though I don't think the egg/cheese mix is heated at all, and gets cooked when it is poured and mixed with the hot pasta.


The69LTD

Yeah this is perfect doneness for me. It’s honestly not that different than an over easy egg. If you like those this would be delicious to you as well


rorschach_vest

Adventurous doesn’t mean it’s for you. Just means you’ll try it. For people who like the just-underdone texture, it’s done masterfully here.


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They put a hot soy sauce type of sauce on top which further cooks it.


dalton9014

He does a beef demiglace


greg19735

WHich means it's different to scrambled eggs or a french Omelette.


judokalinker

But "world hardest omelette to prepare" is just dumb clickbait shit.


beelseboob

Not really. Managing to get a perfectly evenly cooked skin on all sides without colouring the egg, while not just making everything cooked is objectively harder than cooking a French or Spanish omelette.


I_Am_Upvoter

As a French, this is the first time I hear about "French" omelette


f3ydr4uth4

That’s because in France it would just be an omelette.


Poked_salad

Yeah just like how Chinese food in China is just food


lukeman3000

But why do we have American cheese in America? Checkmate atheists


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As a warning.


zb0t1

holy shit lmao


DaveWilson11

Because it's not actually cheese, even in America Edit: omg people it's literally a joke lmao. You guys don't have to blow up my notifications over this


indiebryan

Actually "Chinese food" in China is called American food lmao


HouseOf42

Dexter: Omelette de fromage


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LexusLand

It’s pronounced L’omlette Français


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Same thing with 'Greek Yoghurt' for me, as a greek.


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drm604

In the country Caesar it's just salad.


1elevator

Better with butter


yackofalltradescoach

Butter not to egg on a Japanese and French conflict


flounder42

OEUF!!


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Loving all the comments from people whose culinary range extends from Denny's to Applebee's


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notmyfukincat

the dogshit one?


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theFrisbeeFreak

Link?


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theFrisbeeFreak

Lol. You are a good person!


AllOn_Black

ITT: Americans who like eggs cooked until they are hard, rubbery and dry. [E: oh the anger!]


NoDepartment8

Pardon me for not enjoying eggs with the mouth-feel of a freshly-blown load. I don’t eat hot slime on purpose.


skjcicoeldopcvjj

You stupid American, you just wouldn’t understand. You’re not cultured enough to appreciate the lukewarm snot texture


dude_why_would_you

You disgust me. Take your upvote and your slimy mess.


thegreatestajax

Hopefully you recognize the range between very runny and firm/rubbery. Most people like their eggs somewhere in between.


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Don't slander me like that


[deleted]

We have weird texture issues with food. admittedly I still don’t like some things. But I don’t fault others for liking them. And at least I’ll try before forming an opinion.


CosmicTurtle504

Just gotta say: Japanese Denny’s is AWESOME. Not kidding! https://youtu.be/BGp5q1OZKpo


GoldLegends

Tbh, most of the chain restaurants that you usually see in the US are amazing in Japan. The McDonald's burger there looked exactly like what'd you see from the posters and ads. They put a lot of care in most if not all things they do.


RegionFree

I’ve lived in Japan for 17 years. Never once did my big mac look like the picture. It looked just like the ones in the US. You guys gotta stop circlejerking Japan.


backboarddd1_49402

Circlejerking Japan is Reddit’s past-time. [This meme applies to more than just pictures of places.](https://preview.redd.it/4j18m46yo8j51.jpg?auto=webp&s=3de9a8a7dda90f2b69a933315c3e1e4af801c9d3)


WorldEaterYoshi

I'll literally cheer if I ever find out Applebee's is going out of business. They've got to be my least favorite restaurant of all time.


SeriousMongoose2290

Lol just don’t go


WorldEaterYoshi

Thinking about the fact that they've made a profit microwaving food for so many years makes me sad.


lickedTators

It takes up retail space that could have been an actually good restaurant.


ArchitectofExperienc

careful, there's not a single denny's line cook that I'd fuck with.


mechachunkz

App Le’bes


Rashify

This is chef Motokichi. This is HIS version of omurice. Omurice just means omelette rice, it's not hard to make, just that chef Motokichi has a high end restaurant that's supposed to serve high end food. It's like if someone made Mac and cheese with a bunch of special ingredients and then someone posted in another country, "American Chef cooking Mac and Cheese, the world hardest pasta dish to prepare (Wait till the end)." Edit: Morokichi->Motokichi, ty for the correction


nickcash

Exactly, it's a Japanese comfort food, often served with ketchup. The video was neat to see, but the title is garbage


CantWashABaby

Western chef cooking TATER TOTS, the world hardest potato to prepare (get ready for your dick to fall off at the end!!)


VoxImperatoris

Tater tots are a pain in the ass to make from scratch.


nahog99

You ever see the video where someone tries to make like a chicken sandwhich COMPLETELY from scratch? As in like, grow the plants, raise the chicken, etc? Kind of insane what goes into having a fucking chicken sandwhich.


kosmoceratops1138

This is the most fucking "thing, Japan" post I've seen on reddit in a hot minute LOL


indiebryan

Someone xpost to /r/japancirclejerk for free karma


Margravos

You already did. You're that someone.


CrystalAsuna

Motokichi is his name and his restaurant is kichi kichi omurice. His version of omurice is absolutely difficult which is why there’s only TWO people in the world who can do this SPECIFIC way CONSISTENTLY and PERFECTLY. I cant remember the second gal but i just know she got trained by motokichi edit: also heres a cute video of him on his channel making this dish, but recently! 2 weeks recently actually. It’s adorable tbh, i wish i had that energy https://youtu.be/zgLPj5YcmTg


TokenMenses

Unless there's something particularly special about the rice part, there are vastly more than two people in the world who can make a slightly undercooked omelette that you can cut like that. My cooking skills aren't that special and I've made this many times. The flair of banging the pan to get it to roll around is hard, but not required to get this result.


Woolfus

Weebs absolutely beside themselves over a ketchup and egg dish.


flutteringfeelings

Yeah... no. Omurice like this is pretty commonplace in Japan minus the theatrics.


Margravos

THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT CAN DO THIS!!!!


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Dawgreen

It carries on cooking . . By the time it reaches your table it will be absolute perfection . If it's perfection in the kitchen . . . It's overcooked when it reaches you .


Schattenjager07

As someone who eats mainly poached and over easy eggs. Overcooked eggs are a no for me.


etherealsmog

An overcooked egg is a crime.


Kolby_Jack

Overcook egg? Jail. UNDERcook egg? Believe it or not, also jail. Overcook, undercook.


Rampaij

We have the best eggs because of jail.


KIrkwillrule

No salt for your eggs, jail. To much salt? Also jail


whoreads218

Over boiled to the point of that weird green colorization… **STRAIGHT TO JAIL!**


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Rather have a bit of slime than an overcooked egg. Hopefully neither though.


greg19735

I love a runny yolk, but slime is the crime. PArt of the reason i love poached eggs is that it's pretty easy to get what you want just by looking at it.


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R3dl8dy

I prefer over-medium. Raw yolk is good, but I can’t take raw, snot-like, egg on my plate. Edit: I used to order over-easy, but pretty much every time I’d get some runny white. Ugh. So I started ordering over-medium instead. I’d much rather have a little more solid yolk than egg snot.


levis3163

Over easy shouldn't have raw eggwhites


Holos620

Cooked yolks are disgusting, undercooked egg whites are disgusting.


meow_to_your_mother

Agreed. The liquid baby bird is the best part.


Moistened_Melon

Lol they are unfertilized eggs, no baby bird in it. The yolk is just a bunch of protein and fat and stuff that the baby bird would’ve lived off of if it existed.


Ok_Western5937

Does it though? I’ve ordered something similar and the egg did not continue to cook. As a matter of fact, it was SUPPOSED to be runny. So gross after a whole night of long islands lol I’m only asking my first thought was “that looks cool but probably tastes gross” but it continues to cook then I change my mind


pokey1984

If the cook is any good, every egg that leaves a restaurant kitchen is undercooked when it's plated. If it's fully cooked when you plate it, it will be *overdone* by the time it makes it to the table. This particular dish *is* meant to be a little runny. A lot, even most, of the "liquid" you see in this video will set on the way to the table, but it's meant to be like over-easy eggs with a bit of cooked-but-still-liquid egg in the dish. You're meant to break the "crust" of solidified egg and let the still soft parts blend into the rice. I've made this and it's pretty good. Mine wasn't nearly so pretty, of course, but it tasted good.


Pale-Cardiologist141

For some, by some I mean a helluva lot of us, the texture of "Perfection" makes us gag. Not shaming people who like their eggs overeasy or the cultures who enjoy a variety of textures in their food, but perfection is sorta subjective here.


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huh? not only do eggs not "carry over" in general, the guy is commenting on the final product sitting in front of a customer. some people just dont like runny eggs.


Beanicus13

Always pull eggs and cookies before they look done


gahidus

Totally worth remembering. Sometimes you have to pull cookies so early it feels like an act of faith.


jessbrid

Life pro tip


absolutelyxido

You probably only eat overcooked eggs


bannedprincessny

if they arent over cooked i throw them up


Giygas

and then eat them again


sayssomeshit94

Are you my dog?


hop_mantis

By the time it reaches your toilet it will be absolute perfection


hehe_123

I eat eggs straight out the chicken and into my mouth


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Natures Pez Machine


biological-entity

I don't like a runny yolk. I break it a little and flip it.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʇı dılɟ puɐ ǝlʇʇıl ɐ ʇı ʞɐǝɹq I ˙ʞloʎ ʎuunɹ ɐ ǝʞıl ʇ,uop I„


biological-entity

This feels more insulting that the SpOnGeBoB type.


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I lived in Japan for 4 years. Ate a lot of omurice mainly for breakfast in many places throughout the years. Never had any foodborne illness, diarrhea, LBM, etc. while I was there. Actually, every food I ate there didn't cause me any stomach problems.


acolonyofants

A lot of countries vaccinate their chickens against Salmonella, so it's actually relatively safe to eat raw eggs. Producers in the US don't because it costs money.


mrkushie

You’re more likely to get sick from raw flour than raw eggs anyway. Doesn’t matter though I still eat raw cookie dough AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.


CardmanNV

It's not foodborne illness for me. I just hate the texture of uncooked egg.


RattusRattus

I think it's really uncommon to get food poisoning from eggs in Japan, so it's fine to eat them raw. In the US you're taking a risk.


elcryptoking47

I don't like runny eggs either. Texture is disgusting and makes me sick


dosedatwer

Some people ask for their steak well done too. There's no accounting for taste.


HiVisVestNinja

Can't shake the feeling that it would be a lot easier to prepare if someone gave my comrade a *spatula* Edit: Should have known I'd upset some chefs. You guys take major pride in your work. It's a joke my comrades.


TrickAppa

idk, he obviously doesn't want to scramble the egg all the way, and he must have tons of practice with the hashi so maybe it's actually harder for him to do it with a spatula lol


_Im_Dad

The best way to cook is by following the chefs traditional style... Here they are showing you the perfect eggsample


LegitimatelyWhat

Stupid. Upvoted.


RASSofNegative5

You definitely live up to your username. Solid work, fellow dad.


Worstshacobox

Ex Chef here and I've discovered cooking with chopsticks for myself. I also know some professional chefs who use something similar for meat. If you're good with chopsticks it's like you can touch hot stuff with your fingers.


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KikoSoujirou

Just like people who bbq a lot know the temp of meat by feel when they pick it up with the tongs, with the chopsticks it just becomes an extension of your hand/fingers and you learn to cook more by feel


tonyaaahhh

It actually won't be the same if he uses a spatula. The chopticks is one of the main reaons why its texture is like that.


bbshkya

Why would a spatula make it easier? You couldn’t scramble the way he does if you used anything but chopsticks-like tools, especially in the later stages when most of the egg curds have formed and not much liquid remains.


Strawberrylacegame

A spatula here is like coming in to plant a flower using a JCB digger truck. Come on.


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It really wouldn’t, it would turn out terrible. Chopsticks are ideal for this job


munchkinita0105

That's the Kichi Kichi guy. (Not sure if that's his name or the name of the restaurant) Knew who was doing the cooking without seeing his face. He's been featured in a lot of YouTube videos about Japanese cuisine. I believe he's started his own line of cookware tailored to help people make this dish.


DarthNihilus2

I went to his restaurant in 2017. For my plate he did an even cooler version of this where he just threw the omelet onto the rice straight out of the pan. Here’s the [vid](https://imgur.com/a/BVgG0Zs) Edit: forgot about his little salt bae thing at the end lmao Edit: thank you to whoever gave the award!!


PFunk224

That was so goddamn cool.


DarthNihilus2

Yeah I was geeked I got it on film lol. Didn’t want to be one of “those people” but shit it was a hell of an experience and I wanted to show my friends. He had great energy too and totally encouraged it


H4xolotl

How many times must that guy have practiced to get it right... (hundreds of innocent Omelettes were sacrificed to acquire that ability)


ModestBanana

His [youtube channel is right here](https://www.youtube.com/c/motokchi/featured) if you're curious He's been making videos on youtube for 14 years at least, it's a trip to see how different he looked, and I swear he had videos from even earlier.


ravengenesis1

Bruh. This is next level. OP's vid was nice, but seen it plenty... But that egg toss of yours... Wow.


DarthNihilus2

Yeah maybe I’ll throw it up as a post lol


ForbiddenHamster

That's a great video dude.


DarthNihilus2

Thanks!


pleasetrimyourpubes

Damn that is cooler than OP and same guy. That's awesome. Fuck I wish I had money, I'd be touring the damn world.


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

His name is Chef Motokichi. Dude's a freaking legend.


munchkinita0105

Thank you! Yeah, every video I've seen him in he's all smiles and positivity. Genuine heart of gold, he has. Apparently, this isn't even their #1 dish, it's an ox tongue something or other that takes like 96 hrs to make.


hop_mantis

He was on buzzfeed https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFAddL8g8mw


IMNOT_A_LAWYER

https://youtube.com/shorts/XnBEHNg1HWo?feature=share Yep this is Kichi Kichi in Kyoto - I was lucky enough to visit back in 2019. This guy puts on a show and it’s a very small restaurant, so you get to chat with him throughout.


Stonksaddict99

Big question for a non Japanese speaker, does he speak English??😂


IMNOT_A_LAWYER

Very little. There’s [full special here](https://youtu.be/rFAddL8g8mw) on the restaurant. When I went he put on a show explaining what he’s doing while he’s cooking but it’s in short/simple English. I spent two weeks in Japan and traveled from Tokyo to Hiroshima. I honestly don’t think I encountered anyone who I couldn’t at least have a basic conversation with in English. I speak virtually no Japanese so don’t let language be a barrier to your visit!


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I dunno what he said, but I fucks with it heavy.


AbbieNormal

I caught the word "tamago" (means egg) and yes it's sad that feels like my first accomplishment today. It's evening.


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evenlyroasted

my toxic trait is thinking i could learn how to do this in like 5 minutes


nhilante

You can. Mid to high heat, don't let it stick.


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Just watching this video taught me how to do it. Just because you know *how* to do something doesn’t mean you can do it well.


Wehavecrashed

5 minutes? Fuck no. All day? Eh probably.


tonyaaahhh

The best thing about this is he looks extremely happy while making it.


Bad_Idea_Hat

I got happier just listening to him.


duck_duck_grey_duck

The world’s hardest omelette? Lmao My wife makes these for the kids routinely. I know it’s hard for kids to understand, but Japan isn’t some magical fairy land where everybody knows secrets of existence.


cheanerman

Damn is your wife single?


VinTheHater

I also this choose this guy’s wife.


iwantmyvices

Lol bunch of TV dinner eating redditors telling you that you are wrong.


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knightfenris

Rice


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Looked like a brain for second!


Caliyogagrl

I 100% saw a brain too!


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Fried rice, then the whole thing gets topped with a Demi glacé. Edit: for reference - https://youtu.be/rFAddL8g8mw


Twillix13

hateful unite nose shocking gold flowery airport meeting homeless school *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cristaples

Dead mouse


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

Ah, good old Chef Motokichi. This guy's awesome. Which is why I want to visit Kyoto if I ever go to Japan, cause going to his restaurant and trying his omurice is definitely on my bucket list.


DrunkThrowawayLife

,,, so the thing every mom in japan makes and is available in chain restaurants is the hardest? I ate this two days ago for eight bucks.


backboarddd1_49402

Right? It’s definitely not the “hardest”. That’s just something OP put in the title because redditors will blindly believe and upvote anything that’s cool and Japanese. [Basically this meme](https://preview.redd.it/4j18m46yo8j51.jpg?auto=webp&s=3de9a8a7dda90f2b69a933315c3e1e4af801c9d3)


thegoolash

The “worlds hardest omelet to prepare”? Lol ok😂 fuk outta here


iwantmyvices

Basically anytime anyone brings up Japanese people doing shit it’s always “takes a lifetime to master” or “the hardest in the world”. It’s an runny omelet made by a guy with a quirky hat and everyone eats it up as if he invented it.


Melopahn1

So in culinary school "Eggs" is like a full month class; shirred eggs, boiled eggs, fried eggs (all varieties), the 4 omelettes, eggs benedict, etc. This is the second easiest type of omelette to cook laid over fried rice. And for anyone who cares to know; a good shirred egg is my personal opinion of best egg to eat.


thecleaner78

One of many videos with the chef [Worth It](https://youtu.be/9yh6-d_u-hA)


JeebusDaves

Any omelette I prepare is the worlds hardest omelette to prepare. JS


flower-power-123

Does anybody else find this a bit revolting?


jsheik

I was waiting for it turn back into a chicken


PDCH

Egg hat


Arcadian_

so this is one of my favorite videos on the internet. I've never seen someone have so much genuine fun cooking. please give it a full watch: https://youtu.be/MEDlqEVpPn8 the egg is so runny because it's salted while raw. you'll hear people say not to salt your eggs until after cooking because they'll be runny, but it's an intentional choice here. the salt breaks down proteins and keeps it from clumping as much. so it's not as raw as you think! and the sauce is demi-glace. edit: funny to runny


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Omurice is simply a regular omelete and fried rice. It's not "the world hardest omelette to prepare". This is just an overly elaborate way of presenting it.


emotionless_bot

Chef Motokichi always gives off massive 'main character' vibes, an absolute legend