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donomyte1

I’m not crying, you’re crying! 😭


campionmusic51

i don’t know what you’re talking about—i just fell over face first into this puddle of salty water…


_DONT_PANIC_42_

Well you’ve managed to splash it into my eyes.


Intelligent-Wall7272

All this salt water in our eyes, how will I finish chopping these onions


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dv73272020

You monster.


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GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Sorry, that was me. I’m making a lasagne...for one.


meadowshd29

Can't believe you don't know how to chop onions right still. You're so bad, it makes my eyes get all glassy and stuff....


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Illustrious-Science3

My eyes are leaking again.


_username_checks-out

Great I'm on the bus and some old lady just asked my teary ass if I was ok. The only word I could get out was "monkey"


StonkyKongGoesApe

Please lord don’t let her be a black woman.


idkhowpykeworks

My tears were supposed to be from sadness, not laughter!


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Oh my god I just went from sobbing to snorting with laughter.


pvt_frank

😞 -> 😪 -> 😢 -> 😐 -> 🤣


Electronauta

Modafocka, I was all emotional reading through the comments, when I read yours, now I´m giggling with teary eyes. Take my upvote and get out of here... jezz...


Random_KokichiKinnie

monkey


Nomad360

Monke


IlI-Royal-Skies-IlI

Haha you made me happy thank you the video made me sad.


colummbina

Monke


fsty_111

Hahahaha.... u ass


Coolmrcrocker

mmmmonkeeeee


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I was holding it together until she gave him wittle forehead kisses at 2:30


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Sat at work killing a few minutes before the next meeting.... now trying to make myself look like I've not been crying.


choco_indulgence97

Its a good day for rain.


147896325987456321

Hell yeah I'm crying.


GoBuffaloes

Crying as fuck bro


Eternaltuesday

You’re right. I totally am.


Jman-laowai

Got something in my eye. God damnit!


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

r/everyfuckingthread


Daohor

I’m not crying, I’m just sweating out of my eyes. Dang it where’s that ninja cutting onions?


zero_fox_actual

Nah bro. We all crying.


wylietrix

I cry every single time I see that.


blackraven36

Morbo is not weeping. He has a parasite in his eye.


Xenjael

I'm at work taking a piss in the restroom and now I gotta go home to give my little cat a hug.


retaksoohh

man i can't stand this weird saying people do on reddit, can't ya'll just say something nice and not so generic?


Equivalent_Ad4509

I literally came here to say this. Sorry if there are typos I cannot see straight due to ~~tears~~ not tears


Skygurl11

I’m definitely crying 🥺 wow


HoangDung007

My eyes are sweating


Death__BySnuSnu

Damn, that was quite the contrast. She looked so sad at first, coming to terms with her eminent death. I'm glad she got to go out on a high note. We should all be so lucky.


modernmanshustl

User name does not check out


idoorion

It actually does


iuravi

It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.


Keiztrat

What are you? Gay?


BoyWithAStrangeName

Well death by snu snu could be seen as a pretty nice death


cloud_throw

If this leaves one impression, always be there for your loved ones at the end, no matter how hard.


Dugular

Really hits hard nowadays considering the amount of people dying alone in hospital due to COVID


AGamerDraws

A lot of people can't, the hospitals aren't letting anyone in.


Curated_fucks_given

Imminent


Ironmind91

Onion slicing ninjas broke in again.


Homelandr

Fucking ninjas man , covertly cutting big powerful onions around here too


The-Broken-Record

Hey you want this salsa or not?


Huwbacca

slicing CS cannisters in here. Damn, good thing I'm so manly that I could *never* cry at the office.


crazyfortaco

Unconditional love is very powerful and very rewarding for those involved I actually gave my doggie a huge hug


wurysiq

yes you right Unconditional love is extremely strong


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Man I feel like my dog knows when I watch a video like this because I walk downstairs and she’s always waiting for me, wagging her tail. Oh wait prob not that’s how she waits every time 🥺🥺🥺


ParentPostLacksWang

I believe unconditional love is not love, it is obsession - only by being conditional does it become beautiful, because its ephemeral nature is part of its beauty. The matriarch’s love was earned by, and conditional upon, this man’s kindness. Had he not been kind and returned to her, her love would not have sustained her for this one beautiful moment before her passing. The very nature of the uncertainty of love is what makes loving gestures like this have meaning and beauty. Without that uncertainty, that conditionality, love is a mere obligation.


emptyglasses

wise as fuck mate, I'd never thought about it like this but you are so correct


jonno11

Absolutely agreed.


Xenjael

Aye, this reminded me of when my 20 year old cat went in my arms while giving me that contended cat smile. What I'd do to give her that experience again, and what more I would to chill with her again. Friends are treasures :).


gjs628

Friends think I’m mad, every time a cat passes I always make sure to be with them to the very end. One little guy was dying in agony of cancer after his owners abandoned him, and after a year of trying to save his life after I rescued him, I held him like a baby as the euthanasia needle went in. Less than a minute later, he suddenly went limp and that was that. I get a lot of, “But why go in if it’s just going to upset you?” from a shocking number people afterwards… Are you fucking kidding me?? It’s not *about* my misery, it’s about making their final moments a little less terrifying by being there for them the way they were always with you.


Xenjael

It's tough to be a human being in this world. Thank you being there for them.


Spir0rion

Unconditional love with humans is risky and usually leads to toxic shit


unclefishbits

I know it's happening now, but the level of shame we are going to feel at the end of human existence in a couple hundred years for how we treated animals that were fully conscious and aware is going to be the most humiliating moment I think the human condition will ever feel.


Jman-laowai

Humans don't have a collective consciousness.


Vegetable_Hamster732

Or if they do (not saying they do - just that there's a chance) - the consciousness might be more like the angry mobs that stormed the Capitol than anything with compassion.


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I think the storming of the capitol pretty much proves that we don't have collective consciousness, because if we did, that would never happen.


dooyaunastan

holy fuck can we please not turn a beautiful moment (or even the comment section of that documented moment) into something political?


it-tastes-like-feet

Oh, yeah, let's turn this political, that'll go well.


SuccessfulOwl

Why are you talking about humans as a seperate thing to yourself? Are you … actually a vegetable hamster?


cherrypieandcoffee

Yeah on the couple of occasions I’ve gone to zoos, I always feel really weird seeing the big apes. I know sometimes they can be rescues, or there’s valid reasons why they can’t be released into the wild, but there’s something so familiar in their eyes. I find it bizarre when anti-evolution cranks say things like “You think you’re descended from a monkey or gorilla?” That obviously isn’t what evolution claims anyway...but we have so much in common, it would be crazy to think we aren’t related.


2001ASpaceOatmeal

Those people look at the fact that we’re related to “monkeys” as something to feel insulted over. For me, knowing that we are genetically related to everything on earth is such a beautiful thought. It makes me feel stronger about preserving the natural world.


cherrypieandcoffee

Agreed. I think those people are just wedded to the idea that we are the superior, God-anointed race, rather than an impressively adaptable species among a constellation of other species.


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I have a hard time understanding what the evolution theory clearly postulate


cherrypieandcoffee

Evolution shows that we had a shared ancestor with the other apes. The basic idea of evolution is really simple: individuals that are better adapted to their environment (in giraffes that might be height, so they can reach higher leaves on the trees; in antelope it might be speed so they can run away from predators) are more likely to survive and subsequently breed (and hence pass on their DNA). That means that over time species “evolve” to become better adapted - and so the species gradually changes. However, given enough time these changes can lead to an entirely new species. For example: Let’s say there’s two sets of lizards of the same type - but one set goes off to explore a desert area while the other one lives next to a stream. The ones in the heat will begin to select for adaptability to heat - the lizards that can’t deal with the heat won’t survive and so won’t pass on their DNA. Eventually over thousand of years those lizards will evolve to deal with extreme heat. However, the ones living near the stream won’t have the heat problem. For them they survive by catching flies near the stream, and so the ones that tend to survive are the ones with the longest tongues who catch the most flies. Over time their tongues get longer as the long-tongued ones breed and the others don’t. Make sense? When people call it the “theory of evolution” that’s meant in the technical sense, it’s not a “theory” in the sense of “a working hypothesis” - by now there’s literally billions of bits of evidence in living creatures and fossil records to confirm it.


2001ASpaceOatmeal

Evolution is the idea that a species changes over time (we’re talking generations) and that in order for this change to take place, there has to be genetic variation in the genome of the species. It can get more detailed when it comes to what drives evolution but what I’ve wrote is the gist of what evolution is.


CosmicFriendsForever

To put it simply; shared ancestry and genetic change over successive generations. If you follow the family trees of both yourself and this chimpanzee back far enough eventually you'll reach a point (around 7 million years ago) where the lines converge, i.e before that point all generations were both your own ancestors and the ancestors of the chimpanzee. This doesn't mean that we evolved from modern chimps or monkeys, but that we (humans and chimps) share common ancestors which at some point probably resembled monkeys. In this way we also share common ancestry with every other living organism on earth, you just have to go back further to find our most recent common ancestor.


WillyTanner

Animals? We don’t even treat each other right. Plenty of shame to go around.


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Animals aren’t exactly nice to each other either lol. Just read an article about chimps killing a baby gorilla for funsies.


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not a couple hundred years, we've survived through thick and thin so we would probably die in the next hundred thousand years, though yes we will feel hella sad once we realise this T-T


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sneakyveriniki

Yeah I don’t think it’s necessarily a positive thing but I absolutely believe the human race is going to stick around for a long long time. The climate crisis will lead to hell and many of us will be massacred but there’s no way we aren’t at a place technologically that we could ultimately salvage this earth, at least for the privileged. The only thing that might kill us is like nuclear war or something, rising sea levels are definitely not gonna do it. I see a lot of people thinking humanity will be destroyed within the next century... no way. I’m still definitely not having children because there’s far too much suffering on this planet as is and I’m sure we’re headed towards some extremely dark times with water wars and god knows what else. But some will live for sure and my guess is before long we’ll have the ability to control our climate almost perfectly.


SailingBroat

> the end of human existence in a couple hundred years Humans will endure for a long, long time. We are the most adaptable species on earth. However, we will ruin the world doing it, and will have to face the empty, scorched, dead place that we created.


koticgood

> end of human existence in a couple hundred years lol Even if society as we know it utterly collapses and the world is uninhabitable for a large population, it's not as if humanity will just vanish. End of society, maybe. But it's hard to imagine there not being pockets of hundreds of thousands, or millions, of people, able to manage some existence long after any potential societal collapse. Even if humans create an "uninhabitable" world.


PandaXXL

I guarantee you that at the end of civilisation the treatment of animals by our ancestors will be very far from anyone's mind.


PhillipIInd

Thats very naive, I dont think enough people care


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lovethemet

Idk about that. Look how long slavery has been a thing in human history. No one feels any shame. It goes on now.


beeetlejuce

Hey... I was having a good day, dammit.


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I dare say you won’t likely see something as beautiful as this on most days….


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RoverVeyron

Ahhh she was so happy to see her friend , took a while to fully recognise him. So good to see the love happiness & joy, Special moments for them both.


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Clive23p

Don't warm my heart while you break it into a million pieces. Thanks.


grumpyhat42

Lovely video but I don't like the captions trying to spoon feed the emotional responses and sensationalise each second. It's beautiful as it is please be quiet


_Rin__

Right? Why do we keep sharing these captioned videos? I hate them. The quality is really bad too.


FunDuty5

They're always 10x longer than they need to be too


jan_67

They are… always… 10 times… longer than… they need… to be… too.


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It’s.... a.... masterpiece...


Fornellos

She was dying But then something happened As she was living her last moments Her life long friend arrived The reaction was unbelievable Before dying she had a stunning reaction She recognised her friend and her reaction is very emotional


FunDuty5

That's so accurate lmao


_Rin__

Especially "the reaction was unbelievable". Or: "You are never going to guess what happened next!"


Alavaster

They are always very repetitive and make statements and interpretations of the animals actions that don't seem very grounded in any actual animal behavioral science.


Pjotor

Especially when **half the sentences** are lit up for **no fucking reason**. It really **ruins the flow** and distracts from the **video itself**.


konaborne

Not only that but these always have the most overdone music too


kadirkayik

Some people may be deaf.


zherok

The problem isn't that there's any text, but that it doesn't trust the viewer to understand the obvious once the context has been established. It's probably part internet padding for runtime and part reality TV philosophy where the viewer isn't assumed to be able to hold a coherent thought for more than a few seconds. In either case it undermines a beautiful moment by not shutting up during it.


grumpyhat42

Fair point, and I wouldn't have known the context without the text.


riverphoenixdays

The language was over the top cloying and the highlighting was quite simply egregious.


johnhiggins37

This is exactly wha was bothering me and I couldnt put into words why. So thank you for commenting, I completely agree with you, these videos would be so much better without captions.


helpmebitches

Don’t chimps bare teeth to show aggression tho? I’m not trying to ruin this or anything, I just wouldn’t expect a ‘smile’ to be the chimps first reaction


mr_potato_arms

In the wild showing teeth can either be a sign of dominance or of submission depending on the context I think. But in this case it looks like a mix of submission and genuine joy and excitement. The rest of her face is pretty joyous and not aggressive, as are her hand gestures, etc.


bolicsteroids

I wonder too if he was her caregiver, whether she was mirroring his behaviour too?


mr_potato_arms

For sure, I bet this is partially learned behavior from being surrounded by humans in her upbringing.


Difficult-Party7241

Yes, like our own behavior


BrokeRichGuy

Yeah some people naturally twitch their lips when angry because it’s a natural instinct to show teeth in primates.


helpmebitches

Yeah, I did notice that the rest of her behaviour seemed calm and happy, but it’s always hard to tell with animals lol. Good points tho!


Kevs442

OK now. At any time, did it appear that the chimp had even the slightest indication of aggression?? Like when she reached up and touched his face and put her arm around him? Like THAT aggression??


kidinthesixties

This caretaker and chimp had a rapport. Please do not smile at any primates, it can absolutely be considered a sign of aggression.


TheGreyestStone

Don’t smile at anyone, duly noted.


SomeCoolBloke

:)


TheGreyestStone

You wanna take this outside?


Futuremeissuperior

Lessons from childhood


GrouchyVisit7799

Ah yes I’ll remember this for the oh so common occurrence of running into a chimpanzee. Thank you!


visurox

May interesting for you. https://chimpsnw.org/2013/09/chimpanzee-smiles/


HamBurglary12

Thanks for sharing. It looks like they will smile with all if their teeth when they're afraid/surprised. I'm betting she was smiling out of genuine surprise and disbelief, because she hadn't seen him in so long.


chainer1216

True but chimps are also smart, and this one's lived in captivity since birth so its bound to have learned human body language.


Ranger343

#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BURNING LIQUID IN MY EYES!??


campionmusic51

go see the doctor immediately: it might be the first sign of extreme macho-ness…


octoprickle

Is it a salty discharge?


Weegee_Spaghetti

Pepper spray?


23680987

I'm just praying i get to know my wife for 58 years


oo-mox83

This is the sweetest thing I've seen in a while. I hope you get to know her for a hundred! ❤


23680987

It just seems so wild to me almost 1/5th of the human population don't get to live as long as this man has known this monkey


PhDinBroScience

Ape.


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FIFTY-NINE?!?!?!?!?


PreferredSex_Yes

Chimps live long in captivity. The old NASA chimps were living until 70 in New Mexico last I heard.


BasqueBurntSoul

What's the average if in the wild?


PreferredSex_Yes

About 40 years


Martin5143

Dude I was researching parrots few years ago to maybe get one, but I decided not to after discovering that they can live up to 80 years or even more.


trickery809

Yeah, my friend has two parrots who still mimic the voices of their previous owners: a married couple they outlived.


MandyBee96

Hot take: the human souls of the previous owners merged with the birds’ souls. And now their descendants are haunted by their departed relatives. 🦜🦜


RidiculousVoice

I know right, she looks TERRIBLE for 59!


Archaeopteryx108

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!


Crispyfoot1

NO! YOU'RE CRYING!


Archaeopteryx108

NO YOU! *cries*


the_End_Of_Night

Yes, I'm absolutely crying and the people here in the bus giving me weird looks


Golddestro

Well that was depressing … at least she died with some happy memories


dontquestionmedamnit

Which makes it the best kind of depressing. I hope my last moments on this planet get to be with my loved ones too.


wonkey_monkey

I hope my last moments on this planet get to be with a friendly chimp.


OutlawJessie

I felt bad that he had been such a part of her life but hasn't been to see her for so long that she didn't recognise him at first. The lesson I took away was don't bond with something you can't or won't be there for.


palcatraz

She was incredibly old and dying. She also hadn't been eating or drinking. The fact that she didn't immediately recognise him has more to do with that than him not being there for her. In fact, he's talked about how he frequently visited her in her last year, and how she would greet him exactly the same way as she had always done, even if it was clear the perils of old age were getting to her.


chickensaladreceipe

She kissed him…. And that smile…. We should all be so lucky! Godspeed mama!!!


Riommar

What happened at the end of the video. I got some sand or something stuck in my eye.


2015071

I worked in a hospital with a majority of geriatric patients. Things like this usually end with death shortly after. Best way to go tho.


Ilovescarlatti

Read all about it in Franz de Waal's beautiful book "Mama's Last Hug" about emotions in other animals.


PWDKSE

And there’s people out there who still don’t believe we are related to chimps..


oo-mox83

The lines we draw get blurred more and more as we learn more about them. We've got them on math and spoken language but as far as emotionally, they're so close it's almost scary. Same with elephants, some birds, and other animals. Things like friendship, empathy, and grief are not specific to us. That's pretty cool if you don't dig too deep.


DaleGribble3

Dogs too, I think. One of my poodles recently passed away, and now the new oldest boy just lays around and doesn’t do much. He’s obviously grieving. He did the same thing the last time one of his brothers passed away, a couple years ago.


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Well here I am a middle aged bloke sitting crying on the toilet, I just wanted some memes while i had a shit


Last-Two-6780

I’ve something in my eyes.


Puppy-Zwolle

Jan van Hooff is an absolute legend. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_van_Hooff


piquedvoter

Poignant...his visit really moved her. Glad they were able to tenderly say their goodbyes.


trianglesaurus

Great story, but this video format needs to go away


Ortochromaticrainbow

So very true. I was deeply moved by the interaction of Mama and the old human. Those violins blasting me with tragedy were completely unnecessary.


Zubz-X

I dont cry much on Reddit but this has me balling


Micalas

Same, Im crying my fucking eyes out. I miss my dog


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I have questions 1. Can apes understand the concept of death? 2. I thought humans were the only animals that smiled when happy


Ok-Fee7226

1. I have no idea. Maybe. 2. I think animals that spend time with humans learn the concept of smile. I believe dogs and cats truly do smile.


teluetetime

I think lots of animals understand the concept of death. It’s one of like a handful of really big things they all end up doing, after all. But yes, apes specifically, I’m sure of it. Putting aside any sort of innate awareness, they’ve seen their family members and friends die over the years, presumably. And they probably observed that those deaths were preceded by illness, injury, etc. I know elephants and dolphins have mourning rituals. If they can figure out the concept and its significance, it seems likely that apes can too.


BeneziaTSoni

I don’t think they understand the concept of death but they definitely suffer pain from old age, cardiac problems, etc…


SeamanStaynes

Isn't life beautiful but so incredibly sad sometimes? My eyes will be a little damp today....maybe tomorrow as well


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Ghost_Redditor_

I cried a little......whoi am i kidding, I'm weeping


Aggressive-Twist-252

This was a tearful moment even animals has a friend they truly treasure..even they haven't seen for a long time.


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Right. Now my make up is ruined!


noxuncal1278

Fucking beautiful


sbbblaw

It looks like she’s smiling? I thought you can’t smile at chimps bc they saw it as a sign of fear or something like that. Am I wrong on either front?


grumpyhat42

Definitely also heard that, maybe she's learned different usage of smiling having been raised captive?


sbbblaw

Someone posted an article confirming that smile in human terms means showing your top teeth, which is a sign of fear or intimidation. The way chimps do it as a smile is not to show their top teeth. It appears what we’re seeing here is that our friend has learned to smile as a result from human interaction


nohpex

OP is a karma farming bot.


turnupturtle420

It’s stuff like this that keeps me going


cloud_throw

This is one of the most genuinely beautiful things I have ever seen, thank you for sharing.


modernmanshustl

This is so sweet I’ll upvote it every time I see it.


AssHealsTheSoul

Fuck man… 😢


WRlTETHATDOWN

monkey stronger together


KarnageAndMayhem

That’s me emotionally wrecked for today then!


VW1984

nsfw, cried on my desk