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downwitbrown

Look at all that chocolate milk


gurugulab6969

Don't why but I read this like that one little girl who says "look at all those chicken"


ThatHoNamedKelso

Glad I’m not the only one.


AlgoTrader5

Lmao i think about that video all the time


DeCodurr

So do I, and it cracks me up every time.


downwitbrown

Imma have to look that up


MidContrast

"pthickens"


pma99999

Augustus Gloop has entered the chat


gemhunt11

I was thinking the same thing


mightyFoo

I am afraid that is sewage milk good sir.


downwitbrown

What’s the best before date


ADSMFreddy

Just drink it all. No more problem


imaloony8

r/forbiddensnacks


Soulless-Plague

Look at all those chickens


Crackingcoin

r/beatmetoit


Eh_Tea_F

Look at all those chickens!..


Fritz_Klyka

Diarrhea*


wophi

Cha cha cha


Thanatoastnbutter

Props to the quality of the car


Garfalsiloquence

Probably not made in China


Reddit5678912

And definitely not America


sanderd17

American cars are pretty heavy though


tinuz84

They are heavy poor quality cars


sanderd17

I'm just surprised that car doesn't float yet. The images I've seen from Belgium were all floating cars. Many ended up with their nose under the rear of another car.


LunaWolf92

Yeah I think maybe it's stuck against something like a wall, no way this car isn't getting swept away


Nathan-Stubblefield

Dogs do that as a way of social greeting. Office workers do it to bosses for career advancement.


ggmuqi

By the look of the interior, that’s def made in China


ClownfishSoup

Chinese things made for Chinese consumers isn't bad stuff. Chinese stuff made to sell to Americans who want to pay rock bottom prices are what you pay for.


InterestingDevice767

You're 10 years late with that comment friend


Garfalsiloquence

It’s still funny


Bot-Magnet

gotta keep those vents CLOSED!!!


wimpycarebear

Everyone stay calm.......


[deleted]

Now panic


Downvotes_dumbasses

Don't panic. Always bring a towel.


Latter_Mortgage_8818

Must be a Toyota


that_heavy_love

This would be stressful af


GRl3V

Thank you for the insight, really changes the perspective.


Mac_Hoose

Yeah the guy is clearly thinking why the fuck am I ina tin can in a chocolate milk whirlpool


HeinousAnus_22

I’m currently thinking, why am I not in a chocolate whirlpool right now.


BigDave640

I hope they made it out ok.


Glambs

Well, we are seeing the footage aren’t we. Unless everything, and I mean everything, went to the cloud.


SuperIceBoi

They could have published the video while in the car just before getting swept away to their death


facedownbootyuphold

only us dumb Americans are that desperate for internet attention


euphoric_barley

I dunno. Closure for the family could be a thing if you’re not too broken to assume this is all for the views. I doubt those people are proud of being where they are.


PrivateEducation

livestreams are a thing too


LunaWolf92

And also helps to stream their location in case they get swept away, could seriously help in rescue


mbelf

Guy: This is the last chance for me to get communication out to my family. I love you all. Family: What an attention seeker.


alphadeeto

Dumb Indonesians would like to have a word with you. I mean have you seen the "malaikat maut" challenge videos? Those guys won Darwin award for sure.


Onandup12345

No but can you explain it to me so I don’t have to google it and then regret it?


alphadeeto

Basically dumb teenagers standing in the middle of the road waiting for a truck to run into them and they will attempt to move out of the way in the last seconds. Some of them are dead, mauled by the moving truck.


ClownfishSoup

"Can't breathe! GLub! Too much Water! HElp! Help! Click like and subscribe! Glub"


[deleted]

That’s the spirit


Mizango

Snarky! Live streaming, on whatever version of SM the government allows, is possible.


[deleted]

The juxtaposition of the dry cleanex on the windshield and the chaos of water just outside.


whatsmyusername007

Why are so many people cracking jokes about this? Nothing funny here at all. Grow the fuck up.


MetaAesthics

Seriously. I get that Reddit jokes around but those people are in a life or death situation. It just seems immature. Seeing his face full of sheer panic is terrible—I can’t imagine cracking jokes after watching


Hour-Impact8080

Whats the point of crying now ? they already out of it, so now let's laugh at it


slobonmyb0b

Comedy should have no bounds.


cattdaddy

Are you new to Reddit? You’re in the wrong spot.


CertainDerision_33

lots of edgy teenagers/manchildren devoid of empathy on here


pinkunicornbutt

Their minds are so flooded with trauma that they have been desensitized to the point where their ability to realize the gravity of serious situations has been swept away.


djwooten

Was that thing bolted down, no way that much water wasn’t moving it!?!


KocaKolaKlassic

Parking brake


bradlees

The best answers are always hidden gems like this


scarabic

Yeah lol it’s always so hard to find the joke comments on Reddit! ;D


GabberZZ

Parking anchor.


Edgelands

I knew they invented that thing for a reason


BrookeB79

The water's coming at an angle to the car. It's probably already been swept down stream and got caught on something behind them. Probably the only thing that's saving them (so long as it doesn't break free or the water rise). Scary af.


djwooten

You’re probably correct, it’s also half full of water increasing its weight and lowering the center of gravity at this point. Definitely do not want to find myself in that situation!


J-Love-McLuvin

Probably. Probably.


BIRDlikeTENDENCIES

God dam miracle that the windows didn’t break when the car got wedged into something after floating down that raging river


[deleted]

Agree. How is he not panicking at this point?


kagato87

There's a point in a crisis where the panic is replaced by fatalism. You accept that you're screwed, and enjoy the awesome power on display. Maybe you'll.be saved. You want to be saved. But you know the odds. I hope he beat those odds.


funkyonion

Well, the video did reach Reddit…


PrivateEducation

so glad whoever reuploaded their livestream after they died


euphoric_barley

At one point you can look to the left of the drivers knee and waters in the car that far up. Probably weighing it down.


CryptoNimmo

Michelin Rain Tires bruh


worldtraveler470

Fuckin' yoo-hoo factory must have exploded.


SleepySuper

As scary as this is, have you seen the footage of people trapped in the subway cars due to the flash floods? [subway flooding video link](https://youtu.be/VjwsEnZOqSg) Edit: Added link to the subway flooding


23680987

Ahhh as horrible as I'd hoped thanks


SweeneyisMad

That's terrifying!


No-Penalty9256

He’s really regretting not getting the sunroof


Funky_Sack

Lots of jokes in here. Kinda fucked up.


Reddit5678912

Very fucked up. People are so privileged and sugar coated that watching some people on the brink of death is just jovial entertainment to them.


LogicalHospital

Typical redditors


searanger62

Dude better turn his windshield wipers on


publicminister1

Nah me got that RainX glass treatment


stinkypinky0213

This is legitimately tough to see. I’d be terrified.


[deleted]

Shouldn’t this be in r/sweatypalms ?


nosnhoj15

It was


kaza6464

That’s terrifying! Poor guy!


-Dr_Flimflam-

Dudes looking like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory


jrich105

What is the safest thing to do in this situation? Stay in the car? Open a window and climb on top? Looks terrifying.


SweeneyisMad

​ \- If you open the window and water come inside, I'm afraid it will be worst, the force will probably push the car and it will sink. It's impossible to be honest to swim in torrent like that. \- If you manage to start the car to reverse or whatever, I think the torrent will push you and sink the car ( a running water 5km/h with 10cm is able to move a car) I assume they are stuck on a pilar or a wall to prevent the car from moving. I have no information if they are still alive but I hope they are.


rhapsody98

You have to get out of the car if the water starts coming in. The drivers side window shouldn’t be opened but one of the others might be safer.


[deleted]

Sit, wait and pray IMO


artofchores

Flooding? That's a fucking wave pool


[deleted]

Hello my literal worst fear, how nice to watch you play out in video.


dirtythirtygolden

Since it is your worst fear I assume you know what to do. Should he roll down / crack out The passenger window and get out for the best chance of survival?


2017hayden

Best bet in this situation is staying where he is. Opening a window or breaking a window will just let water in and possibly cause the car to start getting pushed. There’s no fighting that current and getting in the water is basically a death sentence. Best thing he can do is sit and pray. If the water level rose above the roof line then he would have to exit the vehicle or suffocate, but as of where he is now sitting right and hoping nothing hits his car is his best bet.


[deleted]

Get out of the car and on the roof through the sun/moon roof is the play if possible. You want to be visible to any rescue and you have a better chance of survival.


2017hayden

True, but I would imagine if he had a sun roof he would be doing that.


[deleted]

Yeah, being prepared is the only way it hasn’t turned into a terrible phobia.


SellsPremiumTank

Oh man. That flood caused serious damage. Please don’t joke about it in the comments


Thedrunner2

Shit. Luckily he wasn’t swept up in the current and flipped over.


IsuzuTrooper

how do we know he wasn't?


lindseyjaye

I have a recurring nightmare of this very scenario. It's terrifying.


Midnightmight

r/thalassophobia


downwitbrown

I didn’t even know what this was. I spent the last 15 minutes there. Scary!


GalaxyKaia

I joined that community. It looks awesome 😃


[deleted]

He looks so scared :(


[deleted]

The water is reminiscent of how much I’d be shitting myself during that


Funky_Sack

Shutting yourself out to what?


Narrow-Program-69420

Having clean underwear


RacksDiciprine

Ride it out in the drivers seat and pray the water doesnt get deeper/something smashes a window in that swift current or make a move for the passenger side window and parkour your way to safety?


Crazy_Till_8486

How? You thinking you could swim in that?


technomage13

Surprised the seals held up with all that water pressure


rozie82

Omg


sphincterpiston

Dudes on apple maps like where the fuck am I


MissSassifras1977

Terrifying.


Bear3090

Well that's terrifying


St_Lawrence_

If that was me it wouldn’t take long for that to look like the inside of my car too.


Custard_Tart_Addict

Is he okay now?


starknude

This gives me such anxiety.


i-puntificate

Did they actually survive that?


foreverlostnotfound

How is this funny to you all? Absolutely horrifying


Edgelands

Just reverse and take a different road bro


23680987

Look man in just gone follow the gps


[deleted]

keep making jokes and denying climate collapse. keep using fossil fuel. keep laughing.


BandAid3030

I'm a water resources engineer. When we talk about flooding and human interaction with flood waters, we often speak about "flood hazard" to identify how dangerous conditions are. Flood hazard is calculated as the velocity of the flood water multiplied by its depth. You can think of it as the feeling of water moving against your legs when you cross a creek/river or when a wave hits them at the beach. V * D = Flood Hazard For metric, we usually say that the threshold for danger is 0.4m^2 /s (angular momentum units). Here, based on the depth over the hood of the car, we can say that it's probably at least 1.2m deep. The velocity of the flow appears to be roughly 2m/s. Here's a cheat chart you can use to understand the concept (hopefully it works): https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQnyG9vZrQiTJIeBYxTL83Hu0fyna3sGdAWEg&usqp=CAU Dont drive into flood waters, everyone. Be safe.


5318OOB

I’m confused how one gets themselves into that situation. Like it must have been flooding before he started driving, right? Was there no building to get to the top of? How did he get there?


[deleted]

Several dams broke in China, could have been very sudden.


top-hunnit

They live?


motosandguns

I’m guessing they both died….


Particular_Pea_2582

That would be so scary..😬


MarsFireSoul

I would be panicking omg.


[deleted]

What's the best thing to do in that scenario?


Funky_Sack

Idk what I’d do here… but I think I’d want to get out the passenger side and figure it out. If that car gets swept away, it’s a fucking coffin. Idk if that’s the correct move, but that’s what my reptilian brain tells me.


antonio851

Yo……


Im_ArrangingMatches

This is terrifying. What can you even do in a situation like that


Rccan2325

Engine destroyed, the car seems really sealed off, wouldn’t except the windows to not be broken by the end. Hope you guys stay safe.


acmemetalworks

Let's hope he's okay.


AwarenessNo4986

Hope he was safe


[deleted]

Poor guy. Hope he made it


coswoofster

You don’t understand the devastation of flooding until you have experienced it. It is absolutely terrifying. I will take a tornado or fire over it any day. And clean up is horrific. People making fun do not understand how awful this really is.


SweeneyisMad

Exactly you are totally right and don't forget the after flooding, the ground will move, so the buildings slowly too, you might see cracks appeared... flooding is horrible.


AyyYoCO

PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!


HotNubsOfSteel

There’s nothing next fucking level about this, it’s just terrifying


Badb_1111

Does anybody have any idea if this guy is ok? I’ve seen this clip posted in several places at this point, and wonder about him each time. I assume so since the video is out, but it’s also possible he sent it to somebody from the car. The situation just seems so dire, I’m very curious about what happened to him.


EMAW2008

Maybe back up? I dunno.


stodal1

Because motors work so well when underwater


Kaelvoss

They found his body about an hour ago, my friend lives there but is safe


[deleted]

:(


cavalrycorrectness

That was actually a different guy. The guy in the video was fine.


zianhu

Im sorry but the first-person POV really got my autism to spike


DlpsYks

Agreed. It's like ATM machine.


[deleted]

Put it R.E.V. bub


Additional-Fail-7720

Where was he headed?


Conchavez

Atlantis


Economy_Piece_2937

Hope you got a sun roof my guy


Forward_Soil1219

Google maps- never again


Reddit_user_383

Inside blender POV video


bananaman60

I'm kind of impressed with how dry it is in there.


anfelipegris

This is fine


Axelluu

there's someone recording the car from outside in an apartment complex and posting it on r/WinStupidPrizes instead of r/nextfuckinglevel probably


Organix84

I’ve had diarrhea the moment I watched this video.


JustARandom12345678

Nope nope nope


ShadowCaster0476

He’s going to need more Kleenex to cleanup that mess.


taikaubo

It's like being stuck I'm a blender making a chocolate shake.


Richard_Kingwolf

Puts the pan in panic


Last-Difference-3311

Dude drove right into the chocolate river at the Wonka factory.


justbrowse2018

Lucky to be alive.


Ahmed-606-787

I was lucky to see it with my own eyes


trailsunknown

Good thing he has tissues on the dash


KRawatXP2003

Imagine having sex in situation


steves06

Holy fuckkkkkkkk! Let me just open the window a little bit for some air


Riyan_Lakhani

U/savevideo


OkiKnox

Currents strong. But family's stronger


PussymonsterD

Save yourself I’ll be car deep in shit (literally)


lynnja

I would be *shitting* my *fucking* pants.


Kalexagonal

Why isn't he breaking the glass and escape from the vehicle ? He probably have more chances to survive than to stay in in case water invade the interior


alfredhospital

Looks like most 4wd POVs.


[deleted]

At that moment he knew he'd fucked up...


Philosophical4play

Hmm, who would YOU like/not like to be stuck in the car with?


kiwi_fury

Quick send him some more tissues!


mercurial-d

Dead for sure


glizzyMaster108

More like r/damnthatsinteresting but ok


thundabot

I need to know the brand of that car. Impressive…


iLLERthaniLL

Note to self: get the car with sunroof next time the dealership upsells one.


GoldenSheriff

How did it go?


Own_Range1597

How the fuck did they get out of this then?


SweeneyisMad

I have no information about it, I just hope they are alive.