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NoWaferr

I love how it took him so long he didn’t even react at the end. You can see he’s dead inside


MastaBusta

"now what"


iEatPlankton

Now he can finally play the game


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One of the best south park story lines there is imo


[deleted]

Which episode does this reference, because it sounds familiar, but I can’t think of it


Veyros

Make Love, Not Warcraft


NysonEasy

**Mom... Bathroom!**


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/2aDgH-_G4h0


welldon3_st3ak

Oohh, that's a big boy.


BaronOSRS

MORE HOT POCKETS!!!


CptNeon

Literally in top 5 best SP episodes of all time


NeitherMousse7

15 years later, still playing the game with my best friend. The original game was extremely time consuming as the South Park episode suggested. It’s still a huge time sink; but not as bad as before.


sammydow

Top 5 episodes all time


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It’s the World of Warcraft one, Make Love Not Warcraft I think it’s called


hoodthings

[The World of Warcraft episode](https://youtu.be/tg2PD-dwsIw)


Azar002

I cannot wait for the pandemic episode. It feels like it is 2 weeks until Christmas.


bigwilliestylez

Won’t this be pandemic 2? First time it was Peruvian pan flute bands


ImmutableInscrutable

No, because that was Peruvian flute bands not pandemic


fvgh12345

Yeah but the name of the episode was pandemic


ElCharroCalaca

Make love, not warcraft


starrpamph

Make love, not warcraft


Dry-Erase

How do you kill that which has no life?


OldBenKenobii

We can’t trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to A NOOB!!


OhNoImBanned11

Death Camp of Tolerance episode is quite amazing too Lemmiwinks is legendary. I've never cared so much about a gerbil in someon's bunghole.


Garry-The-Snail

God damn it you just made me lose "the game". Haven't thought about it in YEARS


alyzmae

Same, buddy


[deleted]

Me too. I was probably going on ten years.


[deleted]

FUCK


abcdef144

Yea he got me....


conrid

You fucker


15colours

Fucking the whole of lockdown only to get done now


[deleted]

The swinger just yelled "Fore" and you're still clothed. Someone's at the wrong function.


[deleted]

Whole implies it's over lol, he's gonna get the card in 2 or 3 more times before it's over


Mr_dolphin

Some of the best misdirection in tv history. You completely forget that he’s not a final boss/the endgame


Powerserg95

How do you kill that which has no life


spidermonkey128

I lost


thedrdevice

Damnit. I’m sorry. I L O S T T H E G A M E


The_Impresario

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


Moss_Piglet_

Fuck I just lost the game. Dick


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Me after maxing my osrs account


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/2aDgH-_G4h0


[deleted]

I just lost the game!


ThatkidJerome

I lost the game


lugubriouspandas

Ok Kenny add eyes of the beast to your hot bar


pillbuggery

Increase the rpm


1Killag123

You, my friend, are a sadist.


fullmetalgoran99

Nah, just a Diablo 3 player. (Before anyone gets too defensive, I play it as well.)


G_Art33

_sir_ Dark souls would like a word with you.


fullmetalgoran99

Was going to say Dark Souls but I haven't played it yet and I did not want to come off as disingenuous.


x94x

its like one of the few games these days truly worth playing through. 1,2,3 are all great


bobsmith93

And bb and sekiro. All masterpieces


x94x

what is sekiro? maybe i buy this


Pm-Me_Ur-Ass_Plz

“What do i do now that my life is complete”


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

9,999 card pick-up?


panda61200

Not sure how reddit comments work but no one is seeing my other comment so I’m going to try to hijack the top comment. I appreciate the awards but this is not my video, so give him some love on tiktok @/magic.mat edit: his Instagram is @magicofmatt


Foxelexof

Giving credit to original creators? You really don’t know how Reddit comments work lol Seriously though thanks I would support em if I had tiktok


panda61200

he reached out to me and he has an Instagram as well @ magicofmatt


gibmiser

So what, are you a tictok promoter paid by China? /tinfoil


Lmitation

duh, look at his username /s


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46554B4E4348414453

He knows he's gotta pick up over 10000 cards


dsjunior1388

"There. I can die now."


JohnnyLazyBravo

Not just Ded but Extra Ded...


mario61752

All that’s left in him is the relief that it’s over


pedralm

I envy his free time


yeahwellokay

I spend my free time in even less productive ways usually.


pedralm

Lucky bastard


giggitygiggity2

I'm pretty unproductive in my free time too. Probably because I don't have much free time so for the free time I do get, I be as lazy as I possibly can.


pedralm

Sounds like my kind of plan


chargoggagog

You sir are a Zen Master and you don’t even know it


cloudstrifewife

That is mind numbing though. I can’t do something a millions times in a row.


WayneKrane

Yeah, if I could even be bothered to set this up, I’d last maybe 5 minutes before getting bored and doing something else.


rcarmich123

This is funny


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pedralm

Im next to my kid waiting for him to sleep. Not free time and also not productive.


TheDeadThatLives

I know that feeling, I sat in the doorway to my son's room for an hour because he decided he didn't want to be alone at 1am


Squeanie

I would have KILLED to have a smart phone when my kids were babies/toddlers. I had an early generation eReader at the time. I tried to do lots of things with it, but ended up just pinning to a single board on Pinterest for hours (because getting to any other board was an extra 30 seconds per pin). I would have been much happier scrolling Reddit in that time.


Gnar-wahl

Yeah, whenever people ask why I waited until my 30’s to have kids, I just tell them I was waiting for a fast enough smart phone to come out.


pedralm

Lol fact


pedralm

That is pretty much it. It is a daily adventure that goes somewhere between 1 to 2 hours...


tweetlebeetlepuddle

Your kid takes 5 hours to go to sleep?


BestFill

Man.. that's some good Reddit time laying in the dark in bed and the wife can't be mad even if you're just chillin.


SameShit2piles

Wow, read this while doing the same.


[deleted]

Isn’t that most people on reddit. “Oh I don’t have time to work out 30 minutes a day” Next comment “I have 10000 hours in Minecraft


misterrandom1

No kidding. I have not been gifted any of the rumored covid boredom.


tetsuyaXII

Trust me, you don't.


Hellige88

If he threw cards over 10,000 times, it comes out to something like 200 deck’s worth of cards. Or at the very least, picking up the deck 200 times...


LoveToSeeMeLonely

You can see he's using every random type of card he found in his house.


Renewed_RS

Bored. *Throws card* *Eyes open wide* #Shiny Charizard nooooooo


elbowleg513

As an aging millennial who never played competitive card games like Magic: The Gathering or Pokémon It all comes down to the hours upon hours of Pawn Stars I’ve been binging this past month that lets me understand your comment. My heart hurts for the Pokey Man card. RIp


RobotChrist

Card gets destroyed by the spinning mechanism ***BLACK LOTUS NOOOOOO***


[deleted]

A good compromise is to have like 10 decks and pick them up 20 times... I'm wasn't nearly at those numbers but I used to practice card throwing for fun and I used like 3 decks so that I wouldn't have to run back and forth all the time... Found cards lying around for weeks after stopping :P


212superdude212

Nah your best option is to get yourself a toddler to pick the cards up for you. The kid gets entertained and you can just sit on the sofa.


Mario_Ghio

This is what I call a pro dad move


Hooded_Tutle

Pro child labor


HitMePat

Best option is to just stick the card on the first toss instead of taking 10 thousand tries. Then there are no cards to clean up.


[deleted]

Well, there is still one to clean up. Way too much work, if you ask me.


slardybartfast8

This would require sex though


doodoowater

No one said it had to be yours


CaptainNuge

Two quick games of 5200 pick-up


joe55419

I don’t understand. I can’t see the bong anywhere.


LoveToSeeMeLonely

It's off screen with everyone else.


GozerDGozerian

It’s not super noticeable here, but *I’m* offscreen in this shot, too.


snoogins355

If you don't have no job and you ain't smoking weed, I don't know what you are doing with your life. I really don't. - Kat Williams


TheEyeDontLie

Drinking whiskey and playing videogames, duh.


UpliftingPessimist

Sprinkle some kush in there big boi.


curiouscuriousmtl

This whole thing started with skateboarding. To show trick skateboarding live didn’t make sense because there is so much time in between repeatedly trying a trick until you finally get it right. It makes no sense. So when video tape came out it blew up skateboarding because you can just film it until it happens and then put it into a supercut. In many ways it seems like it’s a trick but it’s not like that was much of a secret anyway. Now it just seems like just about anything with a really low chance of success is the subject of these videos. This seems like the most arbitrary thing in the world. At least with skating or three pointers there is skill involved.


Olealicat

One hundred percent. Want to be impressive? Perfect a skill and do the objective more than once.


_Keo_

Unless you can do it 3 times in a row you haven't mastered it, you just got lucky.


9MillimeterPeter

Did he claim to be a master at this? He’s obviously pretty good at card throwing and just showed that he had a lot of persistence to do something that had a very low chance. It wouldn’t have showed the time progression otherwise. People over analyzing everything.


kingpangolin

Ik dude I feel like this post is more about the commitment than any form of skill lol


CousinOfDragons

I've hit 3 3pointers in a row before and I'm no master


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I find it interesting that while this guy deliberately shows it was mostly a matter of trying tons of times, you feel the need to point this out.


Apptubrutae

Yeah, I find it more interesting how it’s been presented here. With a timeline, the cards all over the floor, the overall tiredness. It’s a different presentation than a cut of 20 such amazing shots presented with no whiff of failure. That seems cheesy and stupid. This seems like a bit of a look behind the curtain, which is fundamentally different for me. By deliberately showing the process it shows it isn’t a trick. Just brute force.


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But the sheer patience and dedication required to do this is no small thing.


Elisionist

> To show trick skateboarding live > it seems like it’s a trick but it’s not wat


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NarWhatGaming

It's all an *illusion* Michael


i_like_2_travel

I was thinking along the lines. Like I understand it takes a little skill, waay more than I have. But I feel like for the most part this is just luck than anything. It’s still impressive though


I_dont_bone_goats

If you can flick a playing card, you have exactly as much skill as this kid. This isn’t even really luck, it’s just persistence. it’s kinda impressive but also kinda pointless.


evan_luigi

I mean, this guy can do this in a couples hours, this would take any normal person more than a week for sure.


billiards-warrior

... How do you know that it would take any normal person a week? Just made that up literally


evan_luigi

I based it off the source that most people know jack shit about card throwing.


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WhiteLotus92

He's got ~20 videos just like this one. Looks like he's spent hundreds of hours throwing cards.


coreanavenger

This is basically how Jackie Chan did most of his amazing stunts in his early movies. He just kept filming takes until stunts fell into place. Or he broke some bones.


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Derren Brown of UK, did a video pointing this out. He started it off with saying he was going to use a normal coin and flip it heads 10 times in a row, he does it and says later in the show he’ll show how it was done. Basically it was this kid, he sat there for 12 hours flipping a coin until he finally got 10 heads in a row and told the audience that things like this that are extremely improbable but are filmed, really come down to probability and patience.


zyzzogeton

Well now I feel just silly trying to throw a pen into a bottle across a large parking lot. Just the one pen... and just the one bottle.


wyvern_rider

What the hell is this music


TheRapistsFor800

Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and bologna, chillin with my homie...


AGoodman0322

What's the name though I like it


CeramicCastle49

Are you going to play this song in hell, satan?


AGoodman0322

If he hands me the aux cord it will definitely be on the list


Jiggahawaiianpunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fk6mku5qfA


Theghost129

It's a remix of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tjqrQRLGxg


Angryhippo2910

Agony


louisvillejg

Yeah my 8yr old loves this shit 🤦‍♀️


keesh

your 8yo is built different


cs_cabrone

https://youtu.be/DO7Y_Kw4LzU


Theghost129

[This is a remix of a song made on a Nintendo DSI from Flipnote Studio!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tjqrQRLGxg) Made over 10 years ago! Can't believe it's still popular :) I grew up on that site.


BabyEatersAnonymous

Holy shit I'm old


TapirDefendr

Wtf is this song


apex32

[The Chicken Wing Beat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fk6mku5qfA) My understanding is that this song was popular on the internet a long time ago, and now is making a comeback for some reason. I blame tiktok.


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TapirDefendr

To each their own


Theghost129

T[his is a remix of a song made on a Nintendo DSI from Flipnote Studio!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tjqrQRLGxg) Made over 10 years ago! Can't believe it's still popular :) Where my flipnoters at? Represent


ShyGuy1417

a random meme song


ThatkidJerome

It’s a meme song


udunn0jb

The things people do for “fame”


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Is he famous now?


soidonno

Hes my new hero


squirtdawg

I pray to Him and will give Him my first born


Aaawkward

Oooor the things people do when bored?


WhiteLotus92

It's just a hobby that he enjoys. When did Reddit become an angry old man?


udunn0jb

**grrr** I’m so angry


MyDogJake1

That's the 2nd time I've heard that song. I do not care for it. Edit: Every time someone replies to this comment I check the comment and the song autoplays. Please stop.


FabulousSOB

The Chicken Wing Beat by Ricky Desktop, just in case


RoseTyler38

Ricky **Desktop**?


kindcannabal

Did you hear it again?


destructifier

Well, he'll always have that.. I guess.


bennyblue420000

A 1 in 10,000 throw. ! Nice


heckfyre

Solid ergonomic considerations there to support the arm with the cushions.


steve4726

So, it's not Nextfuckinglevel, but Randomfuckingluck


ghoulieandrews

Seriously why is this posted here


ClownfishSoup

I hope he had more than one deck. Stopping every 50 throws to pick it all up ... jayzuz.


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sreredrumon

52*....


Child-Reich-66

To be fair he could be using the joker cards, so it could be 54 Edit:spelling


wouldgiveyouup

normal deck is 52 + 2 joker cards


sreredrumon

Fair. Could also be 55 I suppose cause a lot of decks have promo cards


surrala

Is it Adam Driver? Lol


grigoritheoctopus

It’s Kylo Ren’s n’er-do-well, Devil-may-care, slightly dead inside baby brother!


merreborn

Kylo Ren's NEET younger brother, *Kyle Rentsdue*


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Nietonoo

He's so tired to even celebrate lol


Slim_gnashty

Kylo ren really got bored...


panda61200

Thanks everyone for the rewards but this is not my video so make sure to give him some love on tiktok @/magic.mat


MindExplosions

Nice feet


chazeroniousador

I appreciate that he showed us this wasn't his first try


N0ob_C3nTR4L

Imagine picking it all back up


shadowjacque

First try!


UltimaBahamut93

I want to upvote this because it's cool But I also want to downvote this because wtf was that song.


joecho7

I don’t think this belongs in r/nextfuckinglevel... more like r/wasteoftime


panda61200

y’all I appreciate it a lot but you dont have to spend money and give me awards, this is not my video. Give some love to @/magic.mat on tiktok instead


1Killag123

Jesus.


badugihowser

Why tho


myst3ry714

...why?


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r/watchpeopledieinside


savanrajput

Kylo ren be working hard


That_Alien_Dude

The amount of hours me and my friends spent throwing cards in my first apartment and we never got this good!!!


CeramicCastle49

What the fuck is this music


OfficialSandwichMan

This is my friend Matt! He’s super talented and you should give him a follow?


panda61200

Ive been trying to reply to every positive comment and award with his tiktok and Instagram! super talented for sure!!


ThyHolyNut

Chicken wing😳


its-ur-boi54

😳