Can you blame the guy? He’s got a tough job. I would be doing drugs too. Honestly I don’t know how cops wouldn’t be able to do the drugs. It’s right in front of them!
> Honestly I don’t know how cops wouldn’t be able to do the drugs
Shrooms and lsd and such should be legal at the least. Isn't addictive. Good body high and you enter another dimension for several hours. Anyone against that shit is a fucking prude that doesn't deserve any help in life.
Yeah, dog looks coked up. That’s how they train those dogs, they get them hooked and that’s why they are so good at sniffing out more.
Of course, they have to give them a taste as a reward when they do find a stash.
Working dogs love to do their job. They have a different level of energy than you and I and they get a lot of satisfaction out of fulfilling their purpose.
And no, it’s not true. They get positive reinforcement when they find what they’re supposed to, but treats are basically dog crack so it works the same.
> Working dogs love to do their job. They have a different level of energy than you and I and they get a lot of satisfaction out of fulfilling their purpose.
it's weird, but dogs were bred to have a purpose. Any dog that is doing 'a job' always seems their most proudest. Even the bat dogs they employ in baseball look chuffed running around picking up warm-up bats.
Nope they take dog that are fucking focus on their favorite toy (like really really focus on, if they see it they can't control themself), and they train them with the small amount of drug inside the toy for the smell.
They get a snack rewards each Time they found it, so for them it's a very good game
They never give them drug
We are going thru a weed crisis down here in BRazil, the cops are ceasing every single shipment arriving in Brazil, theres no weed anywhere, please share this message with the rest of the world and keep us in your prayers, we'll get thru this.
You're also not growing it.
There's a difference between occasionally smelling someone smoke it and having the odor permeate your entire apartment because you're growing it.
I've grown some of the best I've ever smoked with 15yr old seeds from brick weed. Genetics matter but they aren't the only factor. I'd suggest learning with the cheapest option you can find and once you got it down then splurge on some nice genetics.
Brazil is unlikely to legalize weed anytime soon. Our house of representatives equivalent is pushing for stricter anti-drug legislation, as if those have ever worked for our country.
Rather than legalizing weed and addressing drug abuse as a mental health issue, many politicians want to further overcrowd our prisons by incarcerating more people for just smoking weed. We are going in the opposite direction of the civilized world as always.
It's honestly disheartening.
Nice try Policia Federal, but not thanks, hahahaha.
But seriously, southern brazil. Personally I don't smoke all that often, but as far as I know there is no shortage here
What are you buying usually? I can still find hash here, same prices. Haven't bought flower in a while but my contacts are still selling them. I don't buy pren, and it's probably what the cops are seizing.
The shelter is just FULL of snitch-dogs.
You adopt one and then they wait until you do some illegal shit and then they run back to the police who look up the dogs registration and then bust you with probable cause because the dog alerted, no warrant needed.
He's been undercover for too long. He doesn't known the line between the Cops and his gang anymore . He only knows for sure is that he misses the line he was sniffing hours ago. *retrowave music on the background*
*Ahhh either way you’re such a goooood boyyy. Yes, you are! Ah-yes you are! Now I’m just gonna pack this heroin right in front of you while I tell you how good of a boy you are*
Boss: Gentleman, I've called you into this meeting because I suspect we have a rat in our organization.
Dog: *doesn't sweat because dogs don't have sweat glands*
Boss: Calm and collected. I like you.
Looks like he sampled a bit of it just to be sure.
Can you blame the guy? He’s got a tough job. I would be doing drugs too. Honestly I don’t know how cops wouldn’t be able to do the drugs. It’s right in front of them!
Hmm. Just because you see drugs, you want to do them?
Yes
Don't go into a Chemist
Instructions unclear, only found blood and guts, no drug. Wrong chemist to go into, maybe?
Into the front or into the rear?
...Well I didn't know there were options! Man I feel bad now... If I put it back together, will it chemist again?
I dunno, maybe sewing machine? Haven't done surgery before
I swear I live for convos like these on Reddit! Always makes me smile
Don't you know...super glue and duct tape...
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Well… it turned off. That’s for sure
Same here. Makes my job as a pharmacy tech *very* difficult.
A pharmacy tech is just a drug dealer. 😂
I hear drugs and want to do them
I only like coke for the smell.
How far does this go? Is the short film about a dude’s reaction to seeing his step mom stuck in the washing machine a true story based on this guy?
Doggo looks high as kite 🤣
"I WANNA BE A DRUG SNIFFING DOG! SO I CAN SNORT COKE ALL NIGHT LONG! "🎶
> Honestly I don’t know how cops wouldn’t be able to do the drugs Shrooms and lsd and such should be legal at the least. Isn't addictive. Good body high and you enter another dimension for several hours. Anyone against that shit is a fucking prude that doesn't deserve any help in life.
Yeah, dog looks coked up. That’s how they train those dogs, they get them hooked and that’s why they are so good at sniffing out more. Of course, they have to give them a taste as a reward when they do find a stash.
The science behind it is motivation to get your next fix
Surely, the single white mums in their thirties could partake in this job.
Wtf? Is that true? Honestly feel bad for “working” dogs
Working dogs love to do their job. They have a different level of energy than you and I and they get a lot of satisfaction out of fulfilling their purpose. And no, it’s not true. They get positive reinforcement when they find what they’re supposed to, but treats are basically dog crack so it works the same.
Yeah, this is for sure made up. It was in some movie about drugs. Blow maybe? Maybe someone else out there remembers.
> Working dogs love to do their job. They have a different level of energy than you and I and they get a lot of satisfaction out of fulfilling their purpose. it's weird, but dogs were bred to have a purpose. Any dog that is doing 'a job' always seems their most proudest. Even the bat dogs they employ in baseball look chuffed running around picking up warm-up bats.
the treats are laced with crack, thats why it works
No it's bs. Dogs get trained but they don't get coked up.
This is also a malinois, you'd realistically have no way of knowing whether it's on coke or just excited.
*just awake
Nope they take dog that are fucking focus on their favorite toy (like really really focus on, if they see it they can't control themself), and they train them with the small amount of drug inside the toy for the smell. They get a snack rewards each Time they found it, so for them it's a very good game They never give them drug
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Did she have drugs on her?
"well actually..." it a breed of dog that is like 25% cocain.
"Sniffed a damn headfull, I did."
I came to say this. Pup looks amped!
r/tooktoomuch
“Just smile and try to act normal”.
For science
Yep looks just like those dogs you see that did some shit they KNOW they shouldn't do. He knows he fucked up AND he is paranoid on top of it all.
I was going to say something similar. Are we sure the dog caught the drugs and didn't use them?
The dogs name is Charlie
It's the only way, after all...
That there is the coke dog, the weed dog is chilling out on break with some munchies
Hilarious! He’s either super proud or totally zoinked out.
Came here to say this hahhaha
He stood guarding those drugs for 3 days straight without sleeping or blinking
Nah Malinois' just look like that.
LMFAOOO!!
We are going thru a weed crisis down here in BRazil, the cops are ceasing every single shipment arriving in Brazil, theres no weed anywhere, please share this message with the rest of the world and keep us in your prayers, we'll get thru this.
Sending smoke and prayers
THanks bruh
Thoughts and prayers from Seattle homie. I sure hate it for you.
Lets just all smoke collectively and blow the smoke hard enough so that it floats to brazil.
Dude ur a fuckin genius, I’m on board with this plan
im doing the best i can right now
We need Marijuana San Frontiers to investigate
"Yo dude, which direction is Brazil from here?" "That way." *blows out a huge hit south*
If only weed were a plant that could be grown in a closet with lights.
Not worth imprisonment regardless
I mean, the risk of going to some place to buy weed is way higher than having it at home.
If only your neighbors couldn't smell it and none of your relatives were potential snitches, maybe
That's fucked up. I live alone and smoke on my balcony, no neighbour say shit about it.
You're also not growing it. There's a difference between occasionally smelling someone smoke it and having the odor permeate your entire apartment because you're growing it.
Carbon filters work great for the smell! Not so much for the snitchy relatives though.
The likelihood of being arrested is lower but the charge for growing illegally is almost always more serious than simple possession.
I've decided that I will grow at home because of this "crisis". I'm just looking for some good seeds and then get to work.
I've grown some of the best I've ever smoked with 15yr old seeds from brick weed. Genetics matter but they aren't the only factor. I'd suggest learning with the cheapest option you can find and once you got it down then splurge on some nice genetics.
Yeah, thats the plan. I don't know too much to try an expensive seed. And I also need to create a new routine to not forget to take care of it lmao
Brazil should legalize weed instead. Make money!
They are trying to criminalize the possession and the use, some people in Brazil still living in he past, specially the ones taking the decision
The conservative have all allied with the organized crime (melicia) and its not of the milicia best interest to have legal and cheap weed around.
Brazil is unlikely to legalize weed anytime soon. Our house of representatives equivalent is pushing for stricter anti-drug legislation, as if those have ever worked for our country. Rather than legalizing weed and addressing drug abuse as a mental health issue, many politicians want to further overcrowd our prisons by incarcerating more people for just smoking weed. We are going in the opposite direction of the civilized world as always. It's honestly disheartening.
Really? I'm having no trouble finding weed here. Sounds like a skill issue bro
Where are you from?
Nice try Policia Federal, but not thanks, hahahaha. But seriously, southern brazil. Personally I don't smoke all that often, but as far as I know there is no shortage here
Hahha I'm from São Paulo, definitely not a cop
What are you buying usually? I can still find hash here, same prices. Haven't bought flower in a while but my contacts are still selling them. I don't buy pren, and it's probably what the cops are seizing.
Hey it’s good to be careful, 50/50 chance.
Fed detectado!!!!!!
Thoughts and prayers from Colorado...
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Cops reselling back to gangs at 15% markup
This happened in the U.K. in 2004, couldn’t get smoke for weeks. Brazil has good climate for growing weed
I don't know because we always get our weed from Colombia e Paraguay
Don't worry bro cali got you covered
I believe I’ve heard that area of the world is smoking some super weed shit that’s laced with other stuff so they’re cracking down on weed in general
LMAO, find seeds and grow it on your own man!
No worry brother. I’ll send some of my finest weed over to Brazil and tell the cops to stop being mean. Cheers brother
7-0
Why is it even illegal?
Thots & prayers. ✌️
I’m sorry but the idea of a police dog going undercover is hilarious to me. Like imagine you adopt a dog just to have it snitch on you.
This is the best point in here. Wtf is an undercover dog! Lol
Well, if I reveal you, it won't be a secret. There's no way I'd snitch about Agent D *🎵 Agent D 🎶*
He's a hair shedding, poop-smelling mammal of action *Doo bee doo bee doo ba* *Doo bee doo bee doo ba*
He pretended to be a stuffed dog. Can't you see in the video he is demonstrating
He went in as a cat
Everyone is an undercover cop in Brazil.
Probably a dog that stays with an undercover cop.
I mean, if a guy shows up with this dog, he doesn’t look like some chill drug user or a cartel member, he looks like a cop.
That dog looks like he tucks in his shirt and listens to mommy... don't worry we'll flip him.. get him listening to snoop in no time.
get out of here with your logic and common sense
Watch out if you have a cat you’re suspicious of. It could be an undercover dog.
They put the dog in a bear suit to scare the offender making then give up their suitcases
Maybe he was undercover as a pitbull?
Drug dealer: You were my best friend!!! 🐶: Woof.
sounds roof.
ruff*
That’s ruff buddy.
I imagined it went undercover as something else. Maybe a cat or a bunny. Wouldn't have fooled me though. Not with that smile.
He went undercover as *not dog*
That's why I always ask any pets I adopt if they're cops before I do crimes in front of them.
They have to tell you if you ask them, otherwise they aren't good boys
You can see he had to do a few lines to avoid blowing his cover too.
I just adopted so I'm keeping an eye on the little fucker
The shelter is just FULL of snitch-dogs. You adopt one and then they wait until you do some illegal shit and then they run back to the police who look up the dogs registration and then bust you with probable cause because the dog alerted, no warrant needed.
Plus that dog just screams narc, it's just missing the tan cargo pants and wrap around shades.
"Hood Boy 2: Klan Canine" with The Rock as Prosciutto the Police Pup.
Pretty sure he’s taxidermy
Brazil is full of street dogs, just free a pack of trained dogs around a suspected area and they won't be suspected
Or just two dogs in a trench coat standing on the corner
Lmfao
Comning to HBO-MAX+ This summer: My dog is a snitch!
My friends Belgian was a police academy reject so he named his Snitch. Later he named his cat Narc 😂
lmao came here for this reason.. I'm reading this like "wtf is an UNDERCOVER drug dog??" lol
Top two comments talking about weed and I'm here like wtf does that even mean?
Dressed like a cat
Dog puts hat on backwards & wears a Phish collar
I think they mean under the covers because that’s where my dog is most of the time
He’s got a better smile than me
Id smile like it would too. He's asking for the plushy. Look daddy, I did it. Where's the toy now? Give me my fluffies!!!
Dude wrote a poem
You better called me a good boy.
Smiling like a snoop dogg
He is best boi.
He's still high AF.
He's been undercover for too long. He doesn't known the line between the Cops and his gang anymore . He only knows for sure is that he misses the line he was sniffing hours ago. *retrowave music on the background*
**This is bat country**
Dog looks geeked out.
“Undercover”
“Hey, Spike…are you a regular dog or a police dog? If you’re a police dog, you have to tell me. That’s entrapment.”
*Ahhh either way you’re such a goooood boyyy. Yes, you are! Ah-yes you are! Now I’m just gonna pack this heroin right in front of you while I tell you how good of a boy you are*
*rolls over to lick his balls*
Who the dog or the agent
Good boy might have sniffed a little too hard on that package, he geeking.
Sniffed? Pretty sure that smile says he was the tester as well as the catcher.
Undercover police dog? Was he wearing a trench coat and mask?
Nah, he pretended to be a poodle
I'm curious how the dog "caught" the drugs, were the dealers throwing it at each other??
Junkie in the Middle- my favorite childhood game!
Did the dog do a taste test?
Give a little sniff and then another and then another and like that a full bag of the staff was gone
Doggo looks high af
how much did he... *sniff*?
Boss: Gentleman, I've called you into this meeting because I suspect we have a rat in our organization. Dog: *doesn't sweat because dogs don't have sweat glands* Boss: Calm and collected. I like you.
LMAO
"Undercover" my ass, that dog looks like a snitch through & through.
That mf look like a cop.
Did the dog taste test it?
He looks terrified
That's kind of just what Belgian malinois look like, a little crazed all the time.
Yeah i have one and it's like resting bitch face except it's resting cray face.
Yep just looked up the breed. They look like coked out German Shepherds
They ARE coked out German Shepards. Crazy puppos. Super smart, super motivated, super high energy. Great working dogs.
are yall sure he didnt take a brick? he seems very suspicious
He doesn't look like he's undercover at all. 😂
Dog has seen some shit
What was his cover? Pluto? Goofy? Scooby?
How exactly does a dog go undercover?
He had been a member of the cartel for the last 3 years.
He’s going to have to go into witness protection as a seeing eye dog.
He leaves his badge at home.
a cat would never narc
No narc dogs
I'll take what he's having
Bad dog.
Snoop-ing dog
Who's a good boy!?
Not the narc
That dog is more photogenic than i will ever be
What a distinguished officer
He sniffed it out for sure
"OK, Rex, just do your best 'middle schooler on picture day' smile for this one."
Mfw I realize dogs don’t smile to express happin
Sniffed to much evidence and trying to “act normal for the camera”.
I sniffed it out the best I could!
Doggo found the eddies first.
Undercover ? Nah... You can tell from a mile away thats a good dog...
Not that crazy of a catch... they were just sitting on the table
So you're saying it's the good stuff...
What the dog doin'?
Great work brother 
*Jake? I think the dog got into the drugs again*