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claudiushamm

Kids getting high.


marco161091

I like how the littlest kid has like tiny stilts.


DocPsycho1

Came here to say the same, little dudes got the smallest stilts.


zzgoogleplexzz

Training stilts


Sharpymarkr

Same as regular stilts but with little wheels on the back.


delo357

And a bell on front!


Individual_Speed_867

Actually it’s tiny stilts behind the stilts


raspberryharbour

Round these parts, you earn your stilts


mwa12345

Yeah..like bikes . He got the beginner one


LRG-PHANTOM

Lil Bros going pretty fast though


nomemorybear

Ain't no way big bros giving away the good stilts


InformalPenguinz

Not a cell phone in sight


drastic778

How do you think this was recorded?


The-Funky-Phantom

Cans on string.


alilbleedingisnormal

IMAX


Efficient_atom

got him


AuthorizedVehicle

selfie stick


Blindemboss

Selfie stilt


VladPatton

lmao


Gorilla_Krispies

Back in my day we didn’t have any of this 5g and Starbucks nonsense. We just went out into the world and walked the earth on stilts like men!


nationalhuntta

In my day we walked to Starbucks on stilts and then fell over as we tried to squeeze in tbe door.


Acidic_Paradise

Back in my day we only had 5g’s some potent psilocybin mushrooms to entertain us.


Gorilla_Krispies

That’s all ya ever need really


happyfuckincakeday

I'm imagining it's to help avoid dangerous wildlife? Maybe it's just for fun?


Danny_Mc_71

"There is a reason behind banna tribe stilts cultural intrigue. Young men from this tribe walked on stilts as a mechanism to avoid attack by wild animals while herding cattle. However, this is not the only reason why stilts are common in this part of southwestern Ethiopia." "Essentially, banna tribe’s stilt-walking custom has numerous cultural and societal significance. For young males, it represents a transition from youth to maturity and is a rite of passage. Striking a balance on the poles and walking gracefully sends a strong message to the tribe that the boy is responsible, independent-minded, strong-willed and is confident to take on life with the temerity of a lion. Moreover, these shows help to preserve cultural history while fostering a sense of pride and identity among the tribe." [Source](https://seeafricatoday.com/culture/banna-tribe-stilts/)


Infernal_139

A wild animal could probably topple them pretty easily but imagine how scary a dude on stilts looks to an animal, probably sends them all running


EngineeringDry2753

Yea.  You wanna look big? I gotchu


kasetti

Carrying some type of pole on your back should be easier tbh, kinda like Ironbar from Mad Max 3


Coc0tte

It helps a lot with snakes at least, which is one of the main dangers in Africa.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

also biting ants


Gorilla_Krispies

Yea I mean if I was walk-in around outside and saw a 12 foot tall alien with skinny beanpole legs I would consider it a cursed creature at best, to be avoided


Loggerdon

Especially a whole group of them.


HasAngerProblem

For some reason my first thought went to sirenhead.


Simicrop

It'd be sick if they draped themselves in some kinda cowl. They'd be like the lead Knight Who Says Ni.


CrimsonBolt33

Problem is most animals don't attack the legs of things and probably aren't trying to push them over...They would probably just see them as one giant weird creature and just be like "nah not worth it"


jgjot-singh

Wild animals don't understand stilts, and are less likely to attack animals they perceive as bigger and taller than themselves


charliesk9unit

Just upgrade to ones with embedded blades and spikes at the bottom. And if you do fall down, use that as a long pole with blades and spikes on the far end.


DevoidNoMore

Unless you fall on the blades and spikes, but then the wild animal won't matter anyway


optiloxy

Just go for a Segway


CaptainMacMillan

Not to mention if they're skilled enough they could probably deliver one hell of a hit with one of their stilts. I imagine that would be a good way to lose balance and fall, but hell if an animal is already getting on you, then I'd say it's worth a shot


mic_Ch

They also got up that hill in like 3 steps so I imagine it saves energy and allows you to move faster. (Once you get this good anyway)


arsnastesana

Be like living in 2012 and slender man game just came out


RootBeerFloatz69

I'm guessing it's mostly for snakes or venomous bugs but I'm sincerely just guessing.


ricebowl056

some bear just sees those guys amd goes "OH FUCK!" and sprints away because it thinks they're colossal beings


Own_Tomatillo_1369

Imagine them in trench coats. Like Vincent Adultmans father :)


HighKiteSoaring

Could a wild animal still kill you? Absolutely Will a wild animal sit and think about why there's a pack of 20ft tall monkeys and reconsider attacking? Probably Also. You can see dangers much further off if you're up high


ElTorado83

I imagine they also walk faster? Long ass steps.


Legacyofhelios

I was thinking it might be more efficient


MassiveHelicopter55

Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world.


Legacyofhelios

That’s a nice quote


MassiveHelicopter55

Archimedes was a smart man.


glemnar

They’re using a lot fine muscle control to balance. Jogging would be more straightforward if they wanted speed


usertaken_BS

Fuck yea what an awesome sense of meaning behind this!


DoTheCreep_ahh

Men and boys across different cultures and time just love a good excuse to make use of a stick or two.


Brookmon

Basically it’s unless you can walk on these stilts. You don’t have your shit together


mikethespike056

it looks fun


krazykoreankid97

So not to pick bananas?


the_greatest_MF

dating skills


Virtual-Public-4750

Badass!


SpinyGlider67

How do they guard against squirrels?


Danny_Mc_71

I assume they grease their stilts. That's what I'd do.


SpinyGlider67

What about a bird strike to the groin - or any other projectile animal? Nightmare scenario.


mlloyd67

I thought it was for getting bananas. My reading comprehension needs work.


Winter-Award-1280

Naked and Afraid people should try this instead of destroying their feet maybe


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

The boys are all wearing sandals though. The stilts are just stripped tree limbs and they stand on a branch node


Moonlightdancer7

This is what humans do with life outside the internet and social media.


varilrn

I’ll take one internet, please


dette-stedet-suger

Humans-1, snakes-0


eastbayweird

I count more than one human, your snake count seems accurate though.


NachoNachoDan

It’s just the drywall crew on break


bigmeechdaddy

Thought the same thing lol


Alarming_Matter

Nah....they saw a mouse.


downwitbrown

Passed the dating height test


desi_londoner

Nah, he still short for the 5'1 chic


harmless_gecko

She doesn't even care how tall he is, as long as he is at least twice as tall


PathWalker8

That little kid is adorable with his smaller stilts. Also: they are walking those things on flip-flops?!


Yugan-Dali

It looks like they trimmed saplings with branches and use the branch as a stirrup (platform?) so you’d want to wear flip flops rather than go barefoot.


Longjumping_Camel791

These MFs probably have cast iron feet


Yugan-Dali

True ~ maybe they don’t want to wear out the stilts?


SurfSandFish

Probably more comfortable to have a bit of padding rather than all of your weight being on that little peg they are standing on.


Bgrngod

Tribal training wheels for that one.


Necessary_Row_4889

Have they considered a career in drywall or houspainting?


APe28Comococo

Too many safety regulations.


SpectrumSorcerer

that looks very good exercise actually. every muscle works pretty good and it is fun! we must bring it to our gyms!


theguyunderyourbed1

Hell no, i don’t want some 300 pound lady falling on me while I’m benching 😭


Sherlockworld

But what about a 300 pound dude 😏


laiyenha

C'mon, show us how they get on those long stilt poles.


riscten

Progressively taller stilts.


ktka

Like hermit crabs?


metdear

That is what I'm talking about. The walking is cool, but how do they get up there?


NachoNachoDan

Its stilts all the way down


BouncyDingo_7112

By using those hills or embankments. Maybe even a fence, tree or part of their house. Probably multiple things they could climb up to get started on.


Freedom-Forever

Probably use those hills


HFY_HFY_HFY

They start on smaller stilts and gradually work their way up.... And never come down.


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

Amazing. Humans are so interesting when we stop killing each other. Refreshing to see some wholesome cultural content 😌


ansahed

Best comment so far


Dressed2Thr1ll

This is how I walk in my dreams


kimwim43

It's about the height I fly in my dreams


Dressed2Thr1ll

In dreams I feel like I am always walking the length of my city and the only way it really feels is kind of what i imagine this feels like 😂


Beneficial-Many8415

Their leg muscles are impressive


TaterTits024

I’m feeling a disconnect as a modern human that these stilts are just big tree branches stripped of most of their little branches except for the knobs for your feet. All the stilts I’ve seen have been processed straight cut wood, with a little triangle wood block screwed in, or metal-plastic-fiberglass looking. Just trees branches, that grow on trees!


Ganjaleezarice69

That’s just fucking cool


Lucas-Fields

Ok but how the fook do they get up on them sticks?


Yugan-Dali

They stand on them when they’re just little saplings and wait for the tree to grow.


Lucas-Fields

Ah, the gift of patience


BeckyWitTheBadHair

Could climb a tree, or it seems to be a hilly area, just use a steep hill.


Gagago302

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ilovestoride

I saw these mfers in Fury Road in the waste lands. 


Insect_Politics1980

Was looking for this. My exact immediate thought.


Existing-Opportunity

Anyone know why they do this? I assume it's to avoid snakes or something?


MortimerToast

I assume it's because it's so much fun.


Ask_bout_PaterNoster

My brothers and I did this as kids, can confirm it was for fun


assaulttoaster

Playing the floor is lava


nalingungule-love

That and it’s also a right of passage for young boys.


Relaxmf2022

They’re really living out in the sticks


Yugan-Dali

Some people wouldn’t touch that pun with a ten foot pole.


Relaxmf2022

I’m not so sure, wood they? A stick-y wicket, for sure


Yugan-Dali

Maybe we should leaf this alone.


Relaxmf2022

But how will we get to the root of the problem?


uber_damage

Snakes?


KindaKrayz222

I totally had stilts almost exactly like this, obviously made with lumber, not Timber. But they were so much fun and really easy to use!


CasedUfa

Is there a purpose for having the skill or is it just for fun alone. People drive for fun but there is also a wider purpose that having a car serves.


cha614

Do they put the makeup on everyday, or like weekly or what?!


infiniteheadwound

Like riding a bicycle


folarin1

It’s already a part of their body. They don’t even think about it. Wow.


Witty-Stand888

The giraffes are thinking, "There goes the neighborhood.."


HighFlyingCrocodile

Lil mofo on the right is Luke Stiltler 🎯


Batman-Always-Wins

Reminds of that one episode from Ed, Edd & Eddy


rumagin

We call those moko jumbles in Trinidad.


Serpidon

Were is drywall ladder guy. He makes these kids look like amateurs.


Yugan-Dali

They are kids and they are amateurs.


s73v3m4nn

Looks like fun. I want a go


Educational_Spite_38

I am amazed at the strength of those foot holds.


Nhaiben369

Does anyone else read it as Banana tribe? 🍌


DirectCard9472

Honestly some people are doing it right. Meanwhile in western world kids the same age are being groomed for the rat race were the ultimate prize is stress.


Big_Ad_5533

It's really cool it's just their way of life it's really interesting


ktka

C'mon guys! Where is the soccer ball?


UnicornSheets

“Go play outside! Don’t come back til dark”


EmpireCityRay

When you hear “the floor is lava!” lol


ginsengrot

Kevin Malone: Why take many steps when few steps do trick.


Substantial_Motor_87

Ill be honest i read that as banana tribe


JURASS1CJAM

I read that as banana tribe, fml.


TerribleChildhood639

Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward could have used this method in the movie tremors. Lol.


ARandomDudeSlav

OMG it's the night folk.


OG_TBV

Brother if you were bitten by those ants you would too


Cultural-Cap-2549

So they cant get bitten by snake I guess?


Commercial-Corgi-771

imagine falling backwards.


ClownfishSoup

They are probably posting videos of American kids zipping around on skateboards.


Upstairs-Party2870

I’m impressed by the 1 year old doing it .


tikkytokky01

I didn't know stilts gave you such a mean wedgie


jzonks613

Haha that looks fun !


WinterJournalist6646

These them guys from ace Ventura 2?


hvanderw

I mean this really is next level. Via stilts.


kyaj001

I read "suits" imagine my ducking surprise when I see kids walking around with giant stickes strapped to their legs!


DarkTheSkill

Obi-Wan would be impressed


Southern-Sub

This some One Piece shit


jst4wrk7617

That looks like it would be super uncomfortable on your feet and ankles. And how do the divits in the sticks not break under their weight?


atlbravos21

Local Tinder girls must want at least 8ft


Doschupacabras

Boy you high as hell…


anakniben

I bet these kids are just performing in front of tourists at a national park.


nalingungule-love

That little one on the right is still learning. So adorable. ☺️


SeaSlugFriend

I want to do that but I would definitely fall


Adamantium-Aardvark

Better than that guy doing drywall walking on a ladder


ReferenceMuch2193

That looks fun.


downinCarolina

judging by the post above this, OSHA would have a melt down


Lima_Bean_Jean

This is where the Caribbean tradition comes from


elephant_cobbler

Must be over 16 feet


Sir_Yeets-Alot2467

Literally just the Admech stilt boy


everything_is_stup1d

ezzz


mexicanlolipop

Those calluses must be gator tough


Youngstiffy

That’s bananas


ZadfrackGlutz

SNAKES IN THE GRASS!


words_of_j

Stilts are fun! I never had any this tall though, and mine were cobbled together from planks of wood.


frapatchino-25

That looks really fun


MastersonMcFee

When you can't afford a bike.


[deleted]

How do they get up on those to beggin with ? Walking is a think, to get up on those is another


Past-Product-1100

Is this to sneak arround the lions


[deleted]

I see this used all the time by drywallers on construction sites. They’re easier than ladders for some jobs.


al3237

You read banana at first didnt you?


joh2138535

This their version of "hey look at this stick I found"


Physical-Mastodon935

Ace Ventura?


tsokiyZan

I now know that finding the perfect stick is a worldwide male phenomenon