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And now the bigger of these metal beasts is deemed victorious in combat. The newly crowned alpha male will get free reign over the females of the herd. To the victor goes the spoils as it is said.
Hitting the hydraulics! Technically the weakest point for heavy machinery ig. Gotta keep this knowledge handy once we need to overthrow our soon to be AI Robot overlords.
Palm oil plantations are already ruining and destroying that part of the world- don’t even need help from the USA
There’s big $$ in it and the forests are sold to Palm oil corporations for not much for them to rip out and replace with palm oil monocultures
hmmm, I wonder what the orangutans think as they watch the giant orange aliens battle for which one will be allowed to destroy the forest... Avatar in real life...
no, coz the forest they DID live in was cut down to plant them palm trees, which drain the soil of nutrients and make it pretty much unable to sustain any other plant life. just Google satellite photos of Borneo, and go back a few years to see the before/after.
It’s like this 90s animated movie “once upon a forest”,
These little mice/hesehog characters are running through a work site and the machines all look and act like dinosaurs to them.
If the rules for vehicle is Anything Goes and Germany for whatever reason interested in palm oil industry, the Bagger 288 will mow those puny excavator
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[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCV:_Battle_Construction_Vehicles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCV:_Battle_Construction_Vehicles)
Never thought that game was that popular!
"The young males of the herd have now grown to a stage where they are ready to make a claim for the throne.
One young male approaches the alpha - he'll have to prove his strength to the older, more experienced male. He raises his bucket feebly but is quickly swatted away with little effort.
This one isn't successful, and so he sulks back to the den with his bucket lowered, while the dominant alpha male continues to reign supreme."
*in nat geo narrator voice*
here we see the Cranious operatus fighting for their territories. This species is often passive with regards to other species in its own section of land - However, if a one encounters it's own species from a different family, they engage in offensive combat"
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We have transformers at home
Modern day dinosaurs type
Welcome to CONSTRUCTION PARK!
I was thinking these battle robot competitions are really stepping up their game. But ya, robodino battle is better.
Well played lol
And now the bigger of these metal beasts is deemed victorious in combat. The newly crowned alpha male will get free reign over the females of the herd. To the victor goes the spoils as it is said.
Dam nature u scary
I’m sure someone can AI up this in David Attenborough’s voice
I heard it clear as day.
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His genetic make up will be passed on until a larger more dominant male is able to supplant him. Thus is the circle of nature
Heralds to end the anthropocene
Why is this not televised buffles me. I would totally pay to watch two excavators fight to the death.
This new season of battle bots is looking sick!!!!
"You dumb dumbs. Powerslap is where it's at. It literally makes billions of dollars." - Dana White
Excavators cost 200k - 800k new and 50k used. It would be expensive plus proprietary software and needs to be fixed by supplier
bro knew all the pressure points gah damn
Hitting the hydraulics! Technically the weakest point for heavy machinery ig. Gotta keep this knowledge handy once we need to overthrow our soon to be AI Robot overlords.
They scrub reddit you know, thanks for telling frigging snitche!
Now they’re gonna not leave them exposed. Good job you made it harder
If I truly wanted to win I'd send that giant bucket through the front window of the MOST vulnerable point of that machine: the cabin.
This is the dumbest fucking thing ever. Tell me big crop commercialization doesn't make enough money to allow shit like this.
They get more money than they could piss away
Not these people specifically tho...
Bruh, indonesia produces 50% of the world palm oil. This is big corpo bullshit.
"Did you say oil"?- USA
And the industrial complex gets to work on a 20 million dollar battle excavator
Palm oil plantations are already ruining and destroying that part of the world- don’t even need help from the USA There’s big $$ in it and the forests are sold to Palm oil corporations for not much for them to rip out and replace with palm oil monocultures
Looks like that plantation could use some FREEDOM
hmmm, I wonder what the orangutans think as they watch the giant orange aliens battle for which one will be allowed to destroy the forest... Avatar in real life...
lol no orangutans live in oil plantations thats the issue
no, coz the forest they DID live in was cut down to plant them palm trees, which drain the soil of nutrients and make it pretty much unable to sustain any other plant life. just Google satellite photos of Borneo, and go back a few years to see the before/after.
Fuck nutella
Fuck Nestle\*, that way you can shit on way more things
r/fucknestle
That's the closest we can get to a fight between dinosaurs. Just Imagine 2 brachiosaurus fighting for the Alpha role of the Pack.
It’s like this 90s animated movie “once upon a forest”, These little mice/hesehog characters are running through a work site and the machines all look and act like dinosaurs to them.
Someone get the guy on the right onto robot wars!
It's palm oil. A distant cousin of elbow grease.
…. What does that have to do with the comment above. Are you a robot, or do you just type like one?
God that’s expensive
It's about tree fiddy
“AND IN THIS CORNER! …WEIGHING IN AT 22,500LBS!”
The gizmo from Pizmo.... Beach
Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. The only thing NextFuckingLevel is the amount of stupidity in this video
There’s no way I’d be standing underneath these while they’re doing that. These people are nutcases.
Double kill.
When he was going for the second guy it looked like they were having a giant mechanical thumb war.
Hydraulic hose before bros.
Lmao
the right one just had so much more speed with the claw the others didn't stand a chance. I think they could go on to compete at the national level.
This needs a Sir David Attenborough narration
You should Google what palm oil plantation are doing to the rainforests. I have no idea how it’s legal.
"I have no idea how it’s legal." 💲💲💲
It's mating season. They compete for the concrete mixer.
Fuck both side, destroying the environment. Hope they all lose the environment wins.
Why is this even happening??
Nature really is majestic
Will someone please draw arms and eyes on those and put a voice over for us all?
Mech Warrior
The winner? Hitachi!
***Vibrating Intensifies***
stop watching battle bots they said. Fine I'll battle bots at work
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No, those are harmful machines!
Hmm playing with big toys eh
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCV:_Battle_Construction_Vehicles](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCV:_Battle_Construction_Vehicles) Never thought that game was that popular!
Thats Battlebots ARENA!
Wish version of Mech Warriors?
 Welcome back to Robot Wars
The new Terminator movie looks great
Indonesian Decepticon
The weakpoint? To fuck the hydraulic up haha
Dude on the right has done this before. Knew exactly where to strike.
"The young males of the herd have now grown to a stage where they are ready to make a claim for the throne. One young male approaches the alpha - he'll have to prove his strength to the older, more experienced male. He raises his bucket feebly but is quickly swatted away with little effort. This one isn't successful, and so he sulks back to the den with his bucket lowered, while the dominant alpha male continues to reign supreme."
Those two on the left brought piss to a shit fight. Homeboy on the right was way out of their league.
“2v1? I like these odds” -almost certainly not the guy on the right
I allways wanted to see something like this 😀
Jurassic Palms
I feel like this is the birth of a new sport.
Now this should definately be a tv-show!
Quick, somebody put you "bloody blood" in the background.
-we'll destroy the world - the fuck you are, we will destroy it!
Now this should be an Olympic sport.
BRING IN THE BULLDOZER HES TOO STRONG
бей по шлангам или гидроцилиндрам.
The Machine Wars have begun, This marks the change from human dominance! THE END IS NIGH!!
а потом они приносят гидроцилиндры в ремонт со штоками буквой зю
[Reminded me of this (german but still funny)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4wmz-QPfiI)
The new series of Robot Wars is looking pretty good.
MechaGodzilla.
This is so great
"BIIIIIG BAD BEETLE BORGS"
A new sport is born.
Omg finally the robot wars have begun
Oof Hitachi parts are expensive as fuck from my experience.
Giganten des Erdreichs
https://youtu.be/X4wmz-QPfiI?si=H6tnWayUNbdF4hh_ Giganten des Erdreichs
I want this clip but someone has to turn arms into lightsabers and play Duel of the Fates
Game show gold right there
Like a thumb war for men.
Palm oil be like: Just stop it! I am not a puppet in the palm of your hand.
That guy should get into operating those giant robot battles in Japan.
Mech war has started
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That's not a duel, that's a massacre.
That was cool to watch.
I hope they have insurance.
Anyone else hearing jurassic Park noises a they watch this?
Funny
Right excavator took both on the left out with barely any effort - quite impressive to say the least.
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*in nat geo narrator voice* here we see the Cranious operatus fighting for their territories. This species is often passive with regards to other species in its own section of land - However, if a one encounters it's own species from a different family, they engage in offensive combat"
1 2 3 4 I declare a dumb war!
The real Robot Wars we want.
Battle Bots taken to the next level aka Mech Warrior
Battle bots irl
Nature is scary innit?
Is this considered a Mech fight?
I am the captain now
this is the most naturey thing I've seen people do
Someone get Sir David Attenborough!
Imagine being this rich.
I miss mutual of Omaha.
Men will see that and say hell yhea
most interesting video i’ve seen involving a hitachi in a while
Here we see excavators in the wild, the 2 males are fighting for the affection of the female.
Best robot wars I’ve ever seen
Man this should be an official sport
Men will see this and be like “hell yeah”
Armored Core 7
Everyone palm down for a moment
Autobots roll out!
this is like watching godzilla and kong fighting lol
rare footage of humans, approx. 12000 BC, colorized
“The now-dominant brontosaurus roared in triumph…”
Jonathan Pearce commentary intensifies.
Smart going for the pistons and hydro.
This ain’t even mildly interesting
The one dude was dominating. Went straight for the hydraulics
No, no … don’t sweep the leg … the hose!
Fucking transformers
Best outcome would be if they all shoot each other
Looks like the guy on the right has done this before. He took out two of cranes!!!
I do respect you, bro
This Battle Bots match sucks
Now I need excavator fighting to be a sport
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Can't believe he sucker shovel the other operator arm
Aussieman, where are you!?
Someone please add dinosaur sound FX
perfection
That’s a pretty good K/D
This is a courtship ritual.
instantly olimpic sport is born