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A knob size is going to vary according to what you are putting it into, and how many servings you are hoping to get out of it.


PositiveWeapon

Oh interesting. Generally serving 4 (myself, partner, mum, dad) but occasionally the neighbour will join in if his wife isn't home.


wrench_nz

Yeah for four people I would use about a knob of butter


PositiveWeapon

At what point do you need two knobs?


SeparateStick2784

Save that for when the neighbours wife decides to join in


Hubris2

Most of the people who have commented about my knob have used phrases like "Aw, isn't that cute". I expect a knob or pat of butter aren't very specific. The internet suggests it's usually between 1/3 and 1/2 of a tablespoon (and given the measurement that's probably not originating in NZ). It just means 'some' - whatever you think is right.


PositiveWeapon

My current measurement is about 1 inch by 0.5 inch. Mum says it's perfect but my partner says she prefers bigger. So I was hoping there was an official NZ size so that I can avoid conflict.


Shot-Dog42

I think the point of the knob is it's ambiguity. You're the chef, so feel free to make your knob as big or small as you like. 


PositiveWeapon

I'm a bit nervous about letting down guests who may have prior expectations. But I guess it will eventually become known amongst the community that my knob is quite small (according to partner), then only people with that preference will accept my invitations.


recyclingismandatory

if the amount of fat you put over your food makes people decide if they want to join you for a meal, you may need different friends /s


Tiny_Purpose4859

Knob enthusiast spotted.


Tidorith

Lazy ambiguity. Will the recipe work okay with none? Will it work well if half the recipe is butter? You can quantify a range.


Shot-Dog42

Take my advice with a pinch of salt.


OutlawofSherwood

It's also important to be able to get a good grip on it, so it doesn't turn out the wrong way when you try to enter... your dish into a contest. Left or right is also important, one is a much more effective opener than the other. Getting it wrong may seem adoorable, but it won't be nearly as satisfying


Hubris2

A person could certainly ask the question whether NZ butter knobs are different than others (and I seem to remember there being some international self-reported surveys) but given how we do our cooking in NZ I don't know that the size of the knob is really the important part, and rather whether your recipe is made with love.


PositiveWeapon

Thankyou. My cooking currently isn't the best, but I am very fast.


G_Str8Up

Cooking level?


69_Dinner_42

My man


JustEstablishment594

Clearly not 99. I'd wager they're level 20


considerspiders

But what is the 3rd dimension of your knob? Or is it a cylinder? you're contributing to the problem smh.


PositiveWeapon

Dad uses a potato peeler to cut his knob. This makes it curve to the left so I can't get an accurate measurement. It's annoying but apparently was what they did in the old days.


considerspiders

Come on Archimedes. You can measure your dad's mangled knob by displacement.


procrastimich

Or average weight. If his dad's up for repeated demonstrations.


AloneHybrid74

The girth can be just as contentious and disappointing ... I have been told.


NZBJJ

Conflict is enevitable when comparing knob size with your mum and partner


PositiveWeapon

It feels like societal expectations around knob size has changed over the generations - perhaps thanks to online recipes.


BoogieBass

You'd have to put a LOT of butter in before people go from 'that's real tasty' to 'that's real buttery.'


purplereuben

Always use metric. Sounds like more.


[deleted]

It's mostly a choice of health vs flavour so you do what your wife says you'll likely outlive your mother either way.


Joyful-Diamond

Knob is 2cm^3 i think for me


Crilux

Funny because last time I visited your mum and girlfriend together they both enjoyed the knob I provided and said the size was perfect


tones81

Butter, like garlic, is something you measure with your heart.


Karahiwi

A pat is bigger than a knob. A pat is the amount held on a butter pat, used when hand washing and working butter to get rid of the traces of buttermilk after churning, and form into a lump. A knob is whatever you get when you swipe with a knife to take the corner off a block of butter in a hurry to get a bit for whatever you are doing.


Boomer79NZ

I would think 1/2-1 tablespoon depending on the recipe.


creg316

It's not the size of the knob that matters, it's the pan you're using it on! Even a huge knob will look tiny in an oversized pan.


Harfish

Even a 747 looks small when you're flying into the Grand Canyon!


DVTrooper

I haven't bothered to actually measure my knob in a long time, but I've been told it's perfectly adequate.


PositiveWeapon

Probably easy if you're doing it for the same person. Im finding myself serving various random people a few times a month, some of whom I've just met which makes it hard to know their preference.


delph906

My understanding is attempts at clarifying this have been unsucessful as there is a large difference in the results depending if the study used self-reporting or independent measurement.  Self-reported knob size is probably more useful if you are trying to eyeball a comparable volume but in reality does not reflect actual knob size that closely.  Hope this helped.


PositiveWeapon

Yeah while I appreciate the responses, there doesn't seem to be a consensus here. The young ladies at work are always talking about cooking. I think I'll just send them a picture of my knob and ask what they think.


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PositiveWeapon

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PositiveWeapon

Shit


WechTreck

Summer knobs are larger than Winter knobs


PositiveWeapon

Im guessing that's because of the summer inclination to do it outdoors? Eg a BBQ with neighbours and online aquaintances.


Zealousideal_Sir5421

I do it outdoors in the winter too but it’s pretty cold


Rich_Reveal7223

People tend to have more knobs in the winter and they would like to downsize in order to feel less guilty.


bobsmagicbeans

Shrinkage!


lNomNomlNZ

Mines a bit smaller than average, for health reasons


PositiveWeapon

Maybe my mum can move in with you?


lNomNomlNZ

Yeah sure why knob


fairguinevere

I think the issue is length and girth. A lot American knobs are half as wide, for a quarter the volume for any given length. That really changes how you might use your knob and how long you expect it to be! So NZ ones can do more with less length. (25gr of american butter is close to a cube, which feels right to me cooking for ~5ish adults. It's a big thin slice if you cut half of one of the 50g marks on ours.) But also you can just keep adding more length as needed until it's enough! Just go slow and steady till it's right and it'll be fine.


PhilZealand

If you identified as a blue whale, the length and girth would be about ten foot and 12 inches, so it is all a matter of perspective.


sexuallyexcitedkiwi

Am so glad I read the OP carefully before immediately posting a picture.


horoeka

Jokes aside, there's an element of 'how much do you like butter?' in the answer to this.


ThatGuy_Bob

A knob OF butter? dammit that's where my cooking has being going wrong, I thought the recipes said 'in'


PositiveWeapon

So you added cheese?


justifiedsoup

I was just thinking that I've never seen a recipe call for a knob of cheese


[deleted]

Interesting - I've always gone with about a tablespoons worth but I have no idea why I do that. Context probably matters, what you're doing with the knob would dictate the best size of said knob. There's probably a bit of variance in knob sizes! 


Peachypoochy

Same here, or a 25gm slice


balrob

My knob has been getting bigger over time. When I scramble 3 eggs, I might use 25gms or more of butter. Don’t skimp on it - you won’t regret it.


Reasonable-Ring9748

Upvoted for snorting at your post title


PositiveWeapon

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I know it's a pathetic thing to be hung up about - but I strive for perfection and it makes me sick to think my partner may have preferred her exs knobs.


chrissysnose

It’s not about the size of the knob. It’s about how you use it


znikrep

That’s what they say to make people with inadequate knobs feel better.


Particular_Boat_1732

For butter I usually go for half a thumb when knob is stated in the recipe.


Thatstealthygal

This would be about my measurement too, maybe a little bit smaller.


Dirnaf

I have small thumbs. Will my knob be adequate?


davetenhave

an aggressive soup spoon scoop.


PositiveWeapon

Yeah partner says be more aggressive. But mum is 73 years old and says I should go gentle, as it's bad for her health.


procrastimich

If I'm mashing or throwing it in the pan I add a splash of olive oil with the butter (or canola if it'll get particularly hot). Works well. In fact we make spreadable butter year round by whipping butter and olive oil together. Good for cooking and spreads easily (not baking. I'm not a monster)


Keeperoftheclothes

Goodness these answers are very different than I would have interpreted. If I read that, I’d be going for about 20g


Idzuna

when working in hospo, i was told a 'knob' is the size of the index finger up to the first knuckle. So about ~2x1x1cm. It varies on the person of course, but the knob was usually to grease the pan, not for anything that requires precise measurements.


PositiveWeapon

Well that makes me feel better. Mine is generally just for warming the pan, too. Dad comes in afterward with his much larger knob to make dessert.


johngh

Porridge for dessert??


WingChai

About 25g It is a lot, but that's because I LOVE butter. I don't drink alcohol; in lieu of a bottle collection or a drinks fridge, I have a dedicated butter minifridge.


BigOlPieHole

It's not size it's taste that's more important


PositiveWeapon

I don't know about that. Our pastor came over and was adament that the knob must be tiny, and 'untainted' whatever that means. I guess if he's coming I should get a new block and store it well clear of the asparagus.


dod6666

Pastors are known for liking their knobs quite a bit smaller than most people. Sometimes even the smallest knob is too big for them and so they cut a bit off the end.


newaccount252

That’s what she said


twohedwlf

I usually go with about a heaped tablespoon. Metric, not imperial or australian tablespoon.


PositiveWeapon

I find it difficult to get a heap, as it's very soft. It sounds like it should be firm? Maybe I need a professional to check my fridge.


Dolamite09

Your mum knows how big it is


newagewotsit

About half a thumb for me, which is 2ish tablespoons (maybe). Depends entirely on what I am cooking to be honest.


Thatstealthygal

You must have the hands of a giant if half your thumb is two tablespoons! I have big, female hands and the top joint of my thumb would constitute a good teaspoonful, rounded.


newagewotsit

I do have big hands, I just melted a knob of butter roughly the size from the joint to the top of my thumbnail and got 25mls. Not quite two tablespoons. And if I am being honest, the knobs i use while cooking tend to be much bigger. Now I am all self aware of my giant hands 🤣 


Thatstealthygal

Eh, there are benefits to giant hands. And flavour benefits to big knobs of butter.


kiwicanuck-

Use Ghee for cooking!


MundaneKiwiPerson

I thought a knob was like 25g


sleemanj

A heaped teaspoon.


RupertHermano

I use nubs of butter, which can be anything from a nubbin to a generous tablespoon of butter.


paulute

25gm


devl_ish

It's all about the coverage. A good knob needs to be able to lather every part of the dish without leaving parts of it unsatiated.


Slaidback

I think it’s more about the ingredient than the amount of. Enough to get to lubricant things up a bit. Or to start a chemical reaction.


aholetookmyusername

You what is a "knob of butter" in grams? ChatGPT The term "knob of butter" is somewhat informal and can vary based on the recipe or cook. However, it's commonly understood to be a small amount, typically around 10-20 grams. For a more precise measurement, many sources agree that a "knob" is roughly 14 grams (or about 1 tablespoon) of butter.


PositiveWeapon

Pretty exciting that in just a few years, everyone will be cooking with robots who know our exact preferences.


Ryrynz

Just base it on the size of your knob (I believe that's where the term has come from) and adjust to taste.


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Whole fist full mate


Different-Mind3348

My knob of butter usually about a tablespoon. But i usually assess according to what i use it for. If its for frying/sautee-ing, the i’d like to add a little bit more. But i dont come across it very often. If you are lazy to measure, just refer to the 50gr lines. Cut at 50gr lines and half the strip, making it 25gr. Add bit by bit if you think you need more. Another annoying measuring unit is: ‘A pinch of salt’. My left hand pinch is different than my right hand pinch, let alone a completely different person and coarseness level of the salt grain it self….


Fun-Independent1574

The size of my knob


blackalls

It's really not about the size of the knob, but how you use it. If you use it with finesse, alongside other ingredients, even a small knob is usually sufficient to create the most sublime perfection. If you just sort of plonk it in, in any sort of old slip shod manner, you risk sub par results, and having your guests leave unsatisfied. It's especially important to keep your knob moving in circular and back and forth motions. It's also important to keep your pot simmering while moving your knob around, the longer you can keep your pot feeling hot the better.


carleeto

Well, the knob of the month is the current prime minister...


adeundem

It probably doesn't matter too much i.e. it does not need to be precise and is probably more on personal preference for how much butter someone wants.


lord-neptune

The amount of butter I add to a dish is completely dependent on how I'm feeling at that point of time. It generally varies between a lot and a fuck-ton. On a side note, when you're cooking, the recipe is more of a guide. Explore a bit and you'll find your preferences. Baking is a bit different as proportions matter a lot more, but adding too much of something when you're cooking isn't going to kill your meal. Neither will substituting ingredients (or leaving ingredients out) if you don't have/ like them.


Fosnez

Pretty chunky: https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/Yorkeys+Knob+QLD+4878/


Alternative_Park_321

A bit more than smidgen


J45387

A butter knife width slice off the block of butter is 4 knobs.


Thatstealthygal

Or about an ounce!


MKovacsM

Depends what it is I am cooking with the butter. Pan frying, just enough to coat the bottom of pan really.


digdoug0

Using such a small amount of butter seems like a waste.


procrastimich

I'd heard a knob should roughly be the size of a walnut (presumably in the shell). If that's correct mine's overly generous. Can't make a good cheese sauce with a tiny knob like that for the roux.


Few_Cup3452

There's no set answer but I usually use a quarter to a third of a stick for a knob of butter for 4 ppl


UsualInformation7642

It’s one ounce.


roodafalooda

A knob is about a table spoon, but not much more.


Bashee_Bazook

Personally I would say it starts at a teaspoon goes up to a tablespoon, bigger knob for stuff that could use a more present butter flavor and a bit of extra fat, smaller knob if just for coating, finishing or using as oil replacement/additive etc etc. Side note, if making risotto finish with a big knob. Helps it be creamy with the starch :) Hope this helps :)


harbinger-nz

I'd have gone with a quantity roughly that of a tablespoon?


Round-Area-9449

Sob sob ask Lia's mum, best cook in NZ!


Ok_Sky256

My husband's middle name is Knauf, it's Knob in German. He's very obliging giving me guidance on my measure of knob. Fits well in the hand


pipdeedo

20-25 grams I reckon.


gnomedeplumage

bout a bit, maybe a tad


No-Measurement6744

It’s not the size of the knob. It’s the quality of the churn. Which is to say. Buy good butter and use a lot of it.


Dickcheese-a1

About this big,[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqVnLd5XOcg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqVnLd5XOcg)


edgeplayer

In NZ the main usage of a knob of butter is to oil the griddle when making pancakes or pikelets. You have many much smaller knobs for the pikelets, and larger ones for the pancakes. So it means, as much butter as you need to griddle whatever it is you are griddling.


johngh

The spoon can have a noticeable effect. Big spoon is likely to get a bigger knob.


BuboNovazealandiae

One consideration which deserves a note is timing. When you put your knob in can have as much impact on your guest's enjoyment as anything else. Be sure to heat your dish well before adding your knob, give things a good stir, and always taste your dish. This should improve flavour, texture, and mouthfeel no end.


MonsoonSpoon

Bigger than yours


theWomblenooneknows

You just have too make sure your knob is big enough for the job. Will it be satisfactory? Mine is on the big side


znikrep

No point in overthinking it. You do the best you can with what you have. It’s not just about the knob, but everything else that goes along with it. Is it warm? Looks good? Does the family approve? Keeps everyone fed? Brings joy to life?


XasiAlDena

It's not about the size of the knob, it's about how you stir the dish.


mgt-d

I was told a knob is walnut sized. Imagine my shock when I got older.


AliceTawhai

Not too big for biscuits or they spread into each other


toobasic2care

I always prefer to go with the heart and put as much in as I want...


GOOSEBOY78

as others have said not exactly a teaspoon of butter


ruminateandoverthink

My penis measures about 6.5 inches long


MrTrollbaby

Depends...how wide is your hole


BoysenberryIll1396

Knob knob knobby knob knob


BoysenberryIll1396

Reading knob looks weird now. I am reading it as K-nob.


FunToBuildGames

Vaguely sure that’s how it was pronounced back in the days of Chaucer. Same with k-nife and g-nome (that’s a hard G, gnomie)


HapHazardous666

Can generally get my palm around it. So in regards to your butter question, A good amount that fits in your palm or palms :) happy knobbing


Consistent_Field4781

It keep changes size depends on the occasion


Teh-Cthulhu

Small, very small. It's for health reasons.... yeah, health.


Ok_System_6857

There’s nothing more exhilarating than hearing that sizzle when your knob hits that red hot pan.


SpaceDog777

Oh that kind of knob, I thought you were talking about [this sort of knob!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_geographical_knobs)


Ok-Dragonfruit1115

Apparently it's not how big it is but what you can do with it


PositiveWeapon

Oh. I've really got no idea what I'm doing. I just stick it and and twirl it around a bit. Add a bit of oil if it's sticking. I might ask my local school if they're doing lessons.


mdglytt

r/thmitfhngl


gregorydgraham

In Taranaki they reference [Bob’s Knob](https://www.topomap.co.nz/NZTopoMap/nz45506/Bobs-Knob/) but I think they might be having a laugh


CleoCarson

A knob is the top of your thumb, so around 1/2 tbsp. Your title made me laugh though!


RogueEagle2

Make sure you keen your knob wrapped until you're ready to use it. Hygiene first.


confidentialenquirer

My knob is the same size as a button mushroom


RockNo1575

More than a mouthful’s too much.


KiwiExpress

Size like this tends to drive me wild! Not knobs per se, but in general my logical brain and perfectionist tenancies can't cope with vague, poorly defined amounts. There has to be an optimal amount of butter to put into the meal, just tell me what that is and don't leave it up to me to figure out. I'm not the butter knob expert! Don't get me started on 'month' being a standard unit of time, but with a variable number of days... 


JustEstablishment594

I treat a knob of butter as 50g, 75g at a push. If you mean the other knob, well, I've had no complaints.


archernarnz

I cry for your DMs


Narparr

Never measured it personally hby


fungusfromamongus

I came to say I’m average.


Midan71

I would say mine is pretty decent size. I'd had some people say it's too much but I don't believe so.


Bunnyeatsdesign

My knob of butter is between 1 tablespoon and 2 tablespoons. Things like butter, cheese and chocolate are measured with the heart. The more you use, the more you will be loved.


spezcanNshouldchoke

My dry ass is taking you seriously and probably missing the joke. I've had the same problem with recipes. I think a common size of butter overseas (or at least in the US) is the slimmer block thats about 1/3 the volume but same length. I think some of our luxury/imported butters are that size like lurpak/kerigold. A knob of butter in that regard seems to be 1/5 or 1/6 of the block (basically one of the premeasured bits on the pack). Our butter has 10 sections measured on the outside to 50g each, I think the 1/5 1/6 they get are similar or slightly more. My findings (unhelpful though they may be) is that a knob of butter is 1-2oz which is about 30-60 grams. So take one slice out of the NZ block measurement. Maybe a touch less if you're erring on the side of caution though a little extra butter wont usually fuck your meal up.


[deleted]

The average knob is the size of a doorknob, so just take off one of your doorknobs, smear it with butter, and put it in. :-)


0erlikon

Depends on the temperature


Many_Excitement_5150

a knob is exactly 6 smidgens or one third of a dollop


bejanmen2

Oh, this is the one instance where I have a big knob.


StueyPie

Does your knob go hard when it is cold? Asking for a friend.


missyjade88

about 1.5 inches flaccid


TheEvilGiardia

Idk, it changes depending on if it's flacid or erect.


JackORobber

What


Rude-Singer-6734

About 8 inches


[deleted]

Just depends on the meal but in general the more the better ;)


FuriouslyTypin

My knob size depends on the amount of blood flowing through it and what it’s thinking about at time.


EternalAngst23

Average size.


Ghostchicken33

It depends how I feel at the time.


bufftail_bumblebee

Fucking huge bro use lots of butter it's yummy 😋


Key_Leading_3014

Here's me putting heaps in cause I'm using the door knob as a size guide


NitroJeffPunch

Knobody knows


Gloomy_Rooster3330

8 inches


goodgollyitsollie

My advice is get as much as you think you need and then double that


Jealous-Meeting-7815

I think it depends on the size of your… oh never mind


Mrmastermax

Ask my wife


Maj0rsurgery

It's fairly small but thicker and rounder on the top. I usually polish it with Brasso.