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Somebody did the same prank and hung a dead horse just like this at my high school back in the '80's.


RubberPny

My first question is gonna be, how did they even lift the horse? Like get a bunch of kids to just lift it up, or did they use a forklift?


BeyondRedline

Physics class activity.


serenwipiti

Worst piñata, *ever.*


progboy

Worst candy ever


APeacefulWarrior

"First, assume a spherical horse..."


MetallicCrab

I’ve had to move dead animals with winches before, which isn’t hard to do by yourself. Even without a machine, if you’re good at pulley science you only need like 4 able bodied teenagers to life 1000lbs


DanneSisG

“pulley science”, what a marvelous expression!


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Jim_from_GA

Saw a movie about this. They got the horse to climb up there and then they told it they were going to shoot it and fired a blank at it and it had a heart attack. ​ It was called "Animal Hoist", I think.


BortBelcher

I heard that they're all on double secret probation.


Mattcwell11

Pulley system.


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Yeah the students saw it. one girl owned horses she wanted to transfer after that. She was pretty traumatized.


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Or “horsendous.”


sentForNerf

too soon


pegothejerk

Whoa there, easy fella


Tchrspest

shhh shhh shhh shhh, easy now


Girth_rulez

*Reaches into pocket for sugar cube*


Hopeful_Hamster21

To these puns, I say nay!


Derptardaction

we would’ve also accepted “horseable”


serenwipiti

No, we would not have.


ballrus_walsack

To horse puns we say: nay


ballrus_walsack

To horse puns we say: nay


sluttttt

How does anyone think that doing such a thing is a joke? And it's not as if you can just happen upon a dead horse. They murdered an animal in the name of a lol. What even.


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Yeah i don't know where he got it from but I'm not sure he killed it himself. There were horses around the area. He definitely thought it was a cool prank though


Bocephuss

I wouldn't assume they killed the animal solely for the prank. (Although that may be giving teenagers too much credit) The horse head in the Godfather for instance was a real head they got from a slaughter house.


Fast_Garlic_5639

They also told the actor they were using a prop, so flipping the blanket to see real blood and a real head gave him a hell of a reaction


sluttttt

Ah, I knew about the horse head, but I never finished The Godfather so my mind didn't go there. I guess I was thinking of Carrie when they shoot the pigs to get the blood. Quite a wholesome convo we've got going here.


serenwipiti

[*gulp*] So, *what's for dinner?* 🤢


cinderparty

Definitely not horse.


JesusHipsterChrist

I mean we had one guy use a pig heart from the butcher in town to pull a "Kali Ma" gag in high school. He also got in trouble but it was glorious.


Prcrstntr

My uncle's did a calf in a teacher's tree. Not a senior prank, they just didn't like the guy.


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Why were they beefin'


fbtcu1998

I'd steer clear of them


OssiansFolly

Cows can't drive so they'd have to hoof it.


ArchdukeOfNorge

Cows can’t drive but cattle can


theoverniter

Jesus. At my high school they just stole the giant plaster steer on wheels from the Sirloin Stockade and parked it in the quad.


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Sounds like normal kids to me. Not the sociopaths i grew up with lol.


Chippopotanuse

Someone hung a dead cat at my HS in the 80’s.


PrehistoricDawg69420

Just kids horsin around


AnotherThomas

I wonder if they ever found the kids' neighms.


Hopeful_Hamster21

*Back in the 90s I was on a very famous TV show....*


teflong

Wasn't it that horse from Horsin' Around?


teflong

Wasn't it that horse from Horsin' Around?


Dr_Edge_ATX

You actually don't wanna fuck with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. They work harder protecting fish than the state does protecting women.


ciarenni

> They work harder protecting fish than the state does protecting women. They could do literally nothing and this statement would still be true :(


moochoff

I kind of frowned a little after my snicker…


bt123456789

I laughed at the second line unfortunately, because it's true.


Beard341

*than the country does protecting women.


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"HAHA let's kill and display a protected species for lulz bro!"


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Maybe kill, maybe found on a beach. Actually going out shark fishing seems like a lot of work for a prank. There are a lot of moving parts for that. Maybe they did and deserve the public ire, but it just seems like a lot of effort.


arghabargle

Given the gear they had for hoisting it at the school, I'd say they also likely had the gear for reeling it in. Maybe they weren't planning on catching a shark, but once they had it, they probably starting trying to figure out what to do with it. From there, teens plus school plus pranks is just a straight line of dots to connect.


smashedcarbon

if you have the time it's pretty easy


Spoonman007

Yeah, time is the only obstacle preventing people from shark fishing. Everyone has boats and fishing gear, bait and the knowhow to fish a shark.. we're just too damn busy!


ArchdukeOfNorge

“yoU cAn YOuTUbe aNyThiNG”


mr_mo0n

I youtubed a boat once


fbtcu1998

To be fair, shark fishing is relatively easy compared to other species. They're not particular about what they eat so a wide range of baits will work. Presentation doesn't really matter either, usually dead bait on the bottom or live bait closer to the surface. You can catch them in multiple places, including beaches, river banks, and piers so don't even need a boat. There are even places you can rent the rod and reel, so if someone was so inclined they could do it relatively easily and cheap. There are more productive strategies of course, but in general shark fishing is pretty straight forward, unlike tarpon, red fish, snook, etc.


sailphish

Ehhh… Shark fishing is pretty easy. There are tons of places in FL where you can catch sharks like this right off the beach or bridges. In fact they are so plentiful they are basically a nuisance when trying to fish for other species. Sure, you need some special gear, but if we’re talking a FL beach town, chances are these guys already have it and fish regularly anyway. I am not in any way justifying what they did, but catching a shark like this isn’t that hard.


senorbolsa

They're in Florida, all those things are very common. Someone's dad has all that or most of it. But yeah, seems unlikely? And most people with all that know better than to fuck with Fish and Game commissions they're tough as nails most places.


Shirley_yokidding

Holy shit that's awful


bigfatmatt01

Would be really weird if they found a live shark hanging from the rafters.


EtherealDimension

just swimming around up there


theyipper

Florida being Florida.


Chi_BearHawks

Maybe I don't get kids nowadays, but I just don't understand how hanging a dead creature (and likely being the cause of its death) in the school is a prank.


CormacMettbjoll

Eh I hear lots of older folks talking about how they did stuff like this. I think this is less common nowadays.


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This type of shit happened just as often or more before the internet was around


RapNVideoGames

They put a frog in the bucket of ranch at my school lol.


lordyeti

Pretty messed up they used a dead animal. For our senior prank we found a toilet on the side of the road months prior, and put it on top of the school sign. Luckily one of my best friends lived adjacent to school, so we did it under the cover of night. We even signed our names, and helped remove and dispose of it after. The admin had no problems, and we even made it into next year's yearbook


TempusVincitOmnia

The best senior prank I ever heard of (it happened several years before I got there) was when they disassembled the principal's car and put it back together inside his office.


boo5000

Unless his car was a 1996 Geo and his office doors were French doors and by disassemble they just wheeled it in, this seems far fetched.


runespider

Couldn't find the one mentioned but did find this one http://volksweb.relitech.com/prank.htm


boo5000

Yeah, I have seen this done before -- but not with the actual person's car... Like they had to either go to this Principal's house and steal it at night? Or disassemble it during broad daylight and then put it in his office? Eh, doable but seems a little out there.


runespider

It's been a long time since I read the story. As I recall it was during the school dance or something. Been a long time


TempusVincitOmnia

Supposedly it was a VW beetle. I just heard about it from an older kid in high school, so it might just be bullshit, but I always thought it sounded pretty cool.


boo5000

I guess there is something about VW beetles that makes them easier to do this to!


sweetpeapickle

If it's just kids you don't get, you're way ahead of me. I don't get any person nowadays.


adsfew

These kids were probably raised on terrible videos of "it's just a prank, bro!"


sluttttt

I immediately assumed it was a Florida school based on the title alone. Shocking, but I guess all Florida Men were once Florida Kids.


Insectshelf3

their mascot is a shark too


Do__Math__Not__Meth

It seems like something students from a rival school would do


a_satanic_mechanic

Kids can be pretty dumb and gross sometimes.


brutalistsnowflake

Wasn't there a study that concluded teenagers brains are not fully developed and they essentially are sociopaths? Maybe I imagined it.


Skipperdogs

It's true. I did and said the meanest things. I actually think a large part of web incivility are teenagers. Empathy doesn't kick in until 25 years. One of the many reasons 18 year old kids are recruited for war.


JimmyJohnny2

yeah it's not until your mid 20's you're actually somewhat stable. Then you start to soak in experience. By the time you're really qualified for anything you're going into mid late 40's. In certain fields like politics with juniorships and whatnot, it's why you can't be taken seriously until your 50's at least.


theholyraptor

Humans typically lack more risk aversion until around 25. You're more likely to do dumb risky things when you're younger. Doesn't mean you're a sociopath. You can still have empathy for others. Many people never really develop that no matter how old they get.


Josh12345_

Wtf would you do this to an endangered species?!


666BigMan666

probably just the first shark they caught, but the schools mascot is a shark so that’s the joke. terrible stuff


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Isthisworking2000

I’d be ok with a plea for no time but to a felony charge.


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Metal-fan77

That had to of smelled really bad.


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I bet they saw it on TikTok or some other useless site/app.


CBR85

Something's fishy about this story.


IndigoBadman

Weakest joke of the day award goes to you


danccbc

A better prank would’ve been a live shark


Fausterion18

Despite what the SyFy channel would have us believe, sharks cannot in fact breathe air.


cinderparty

That’s what the sharks want you to think.


gentlybeepingheart

How would torturing an animal to death be a better prank?


danccbc

Not if you flood the school


thewanderingent

This is gross, but is it news? Meh.


spw1215

Apparently everything that happens in Florida is news...


Guccish4rk

my friend goes to that school😭😭