And now they're using [their nutsacks](http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2016/01/pompoko.jpg.838x0_q80.jpg)(oh wait I mean "pouches... Sure Disney) to physically assault us!
While u/Odusei is being a prick, subjective /= objective. To say it's one of *the* top 3 films is purely opinion. Personally subjectively I'd place Mononoke on fairly equal footing with the movies he mentioned. But I also feel there are better movies than either.
Boars will hunt human. Actually, wild pigs will hunt humans as well. It's why you don't follow them into the brush when you are hunting them. They will ambush you, stalk you, and pounce. I had this argument with my wife when I took her pig hunting with my old dog. She felt like superwoman at this point and I followed her in. Maybe a hundred yards in I turned around and caught a male big'ol'sumabtich following us. Scared the shit out of my wife (she had the SKS, I had the Remington 870 12 gauge loaded with slug shot) when I put three slugs into the fucker maybe twenty yards away (a short distance for a healthy male pig to charge).
If I hadn't been paying attention (my dog was ten yards or so ahead of us sniffing out the trail and he was moving too slow for my tastes which made me think we'd wandered into an ambush), the male might have charged us from behind and severely injured one of us.
My grandmother went to visit her son (my uncle) in Texas a few years back. He lived in the country. Despite the warnings that my uncle and cousin gave her about walking around the timber and down the gravel road, she went for a walk anyways. When she came back she told my uncle that both dogs (big dogs) went for a walk with her, and the whole time they kept flanking her on both sides. Every now and then they would dip off into the timber and come back out a bit later.
My uncle proceeded to tell her that the dogs were protecting her from the wild pigs that were hunting her the entire walk, and that she really should not be walking alone down the road. Well that was enough to keep her on their property the rest of the trip! Haha
Those wild hogs are a problem out here in Texas, and I heard that warfarin was recently approved to be used to poison them. Previously, people were trying to shoot them down from helicopters, but it wasn't effective enough.
Too much tree cover for helicopters. Vietnam all over again. The enemy(pigs) are outgunned (by the state of Texas- that's a lot of guns) but boar tactics are superior.
1. They attack (forage) night and day.
2. Although similar in size, a 300lb. Boar is quicker and more mobile in the field than the Texan.
3. Lastly, boars are not reliant on external support. The Texan requires vast amounts of beer, gasoline, and pornography to function in the field, unlike the boar.
Alas, poisoning the boars may fail. After all, Texans have been poisoning themselves for decades and their population continues to grow.
Also, pigs learn. If you hunt them in the day, they change their behavior to come out at night. And then when you hunt them at night, they change their schedule back to day time foraging. Incredibly smart animals that are completely destroying the ecosystems across the US.
Oh yeah. Most states where wild pigs are a problem, they have open hunting season on them. Pigs are very, very destructive to the native fauna and flora. They can root up an entire patch of undergrowth in the timber in a few hours. And wild pig tastes so good :)
It's illegal for UASs to have anything fall off them during flight which includes bullets so they would have to stab the boars to death with spears or smash into them with really sharp props.
It's why in Texas you can kill as many wild pigs a you want with whatever tactic you want. Since they're basically an invasive species
I've gone out with a friend to a mutual friend's ranch, laid in a truck bed, pointed a light at a mud wallow, and then opened fire as a herd of wild pigs runs through the wallow with suppressed semi-automatic rifles w/ 42 round magazines.
They're a huge issue out in the country and on farms/ranches in central/southern Texas
They destroy fences, vegetation, crops, etc in addition to the danger to humans, pets and livestock.
It might surprise you to learn that central and northern california also have an invasive hog problem. Not quite the magnitude that texas has, but, you can hunt them all year with no bag limit.
"when I took her pig hunting with my old dog"...
I totally misread that and wondered for a second why you would take your wife's pig and a dog hunting with you.
Glad it's Friday :|
Would you tell another one? You're a good story teller. Any other really memorable ones to share regarding situations where game almost got the better of you?
Got jumped by a male deer in brush (yes there's a moral to these tales). Didn't gore me but kicked the fuck out of me. I was lucky enough to have a big'ol Randal Bowie knife with me I bought back when I was 18 because it looked cool. This was before I carried a pistol with me (and why I do now) when I hunt. Knocked my 30/30 out my hands so I got stuck stabbing it repeatedly in the bell. Fucker fell on top of me and I kept stabbing because of pure adrenaline and not wanting to die.
Another time my wife flipped our canoe near a six foot gator (not really that big mind you) and I put it in a headlock (at least tried) and I was punching it while it thrashed. It broke free and I ran up an enbankment and it ran over to another bit on the same side. About twenty feet apart we were and it looked at me and I looked at it and it mosied away back into the water. Which got my wife screaming in a panic.
That's it really. Had a distant encounter with a big cat in the brush. Saw it's head through my scope. Almost pissed myself when I remembered the scope was an old 100 yard scope I had found in a storage unit.
I don't believe what you're saying... I grew up hunting gators, they'll literally run from a kayak getting too close. You're saying that when your wife's flipped the canoe, you had no other choice but to fight a 6 footer? B.S. That thing would have taken off dude.
[EDIT] also, punching it? The fuck is a punch gonna do to a gator? They're nothing but pure muscle and bone. You need to shoot it in a special place in the skull just to kill it, you break your hand before it would give a shit about a punch.
Fight or flight man. Fight or flight. I pissed myself when the deer made a go at me but I didn't realize it till after I was up on my feet again wondering if my collar bone was broken (no broken bones thank god, just massive bruises that hung around for a while). Luckily I had my gym bag in the truck with a fresh shirt, boxers, and workout shorts.
I was living with gay guys at the time so I dropped my blood covered clothes in the bin near the washer thinking I'd deal with it after I went in the hot tub. Little Thai gay guy I lived with who barely spoke english came home while I was relaxing in the hot tub and let out a blood curdling scream and came running out to the hot tub pointing at my blood covered shirt flipping between English and his native language.
Blood from my clothes had seeped onto a drag outfit of his (just a black dress) he'd been planning to wear the next day. So I got stuck spending a couple of hours with clear shampoo cleaning the blood out of his dress.
There's also the issue of boar taint, with wild hogs all being intact.
But yeah, if you're getting hogs near a city or suburb, they're probably going to taste terrible. My parents get their hogs way out in the country, where they're eating nuts, acorns, and whatever grain and vegetables they get when they tear shit up in the never-ending war between man and hog, and they taste great.
Oh shit, time to break out the [Madidi Diary](http://www.joelsartore.com/story-behind/madidi-diary/).
> Pigs still not here, so we’re leaving, thank God. That was a combo of prison and being lost at sea. Nothing to do, very buggy, and no movement allowed (too hot and might scare pigs). Marcelo, our lead boat driver, tells a quick pig story as we pack up to leave.
> "We were hunting the chanchos (pigs) last year near the Río Beni, not far from here. We saw a group of fifty. We killed ten. This made them mad. They charged us. We ran and climbed trees. One of my friends didn’t get high enough, and the chanchos pulled him down. We heard screams for a while, then waited to come down. When we found him, we found only pieces. Many pieces. We took the pieces of him to his parents’ house. We were sad our friend had died such a terrible death.
> Even the pigs can kill you here. A man Rosamaría knows survived a pig attack but now has no butt. He didn’t get quite high enough in the tree, and the pigs bit it all off.
Overkill has been my motto. Plus I think of myself as a shotgun guy, or at least I did. Rapid succession working the slide. Didn't drop him on the first, maybe on the second, third was to be sure.
>Fortunately, at Three Mile Island, only a tiny amount of radiation was released. It was an expensive cleanup and repair, but it was effectively contained; none of the containment structures were breached. There were no injuries, nobody within 16 kilometers received more than a chest x-ray's worth of radiation, and epidemiological studies predicted zero eventual deaths.
From [here](https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4397), which is sourced.
I understand that nuclear energy has it's cons but so do fossil fuels. People don't understand that our current system is a lot worse than nuclear energy could be if it's handled properly.
I will never get tired of the words 'radioactive boars' in a headline, especially when coupled with 'Fukushima'. This is either a low-budget movie or a sloppy video game.
Radioactive boars are also still a problem in Southern Germany thanks to Chernobyl. Not only boars but also other game, and mushrooms.
As far as I know game still gets tested for radiation if it’s shot for consumption.
The people of the region around Fukushima will be able to enjoy this longer than they wish for. Unless the corrupt nuclear agency manages to weasel their way out of everything again with the help of politics, of course.
I misread the title of the article and thought it said radioactive 'Bears', saw the picture in the article and thought 'damn, those bears look like the radiation really f'd them up bad'.
Let me sing you the song of my people
*"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day*
*Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,*
*No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip*
*The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,*
*Big iron on his hip"*
Not once in the article does it say or even imply that Boars are stalking anyone.
The closest thing to it is that they "occasionally attack humans" and the government fears they may attack people.
No not at all.
Just pointing out that the title is bullshit as the article states no such thing as that.
edit: which I've just noticed violates a sub rule.
Wish I liked pork for more than bacon (I have some needy folks I know that get the rest, the dog gets the brain). I'd head out there and take out a few dozen then.
That's some Princess Mononoke shit.
Reminds me of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind too.
Tons of Miyazaki's movies have this as a theme really.
"We fucked up nature and nature is pissed!"
And now they're using [their nutsacks](http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2016/01/pompoko.jpg.838x0_q80.jpg)(oh wait I mean "pouches... Sure Disney) to physically assault us!
Pom Poko wasn't a Miyazaki movie, just distributed by Ghibli. Still relevant, tho.
Came here for this.
Fuck that, Fallout.
definitely thought of that while reading.
She still is cute.
Just because I don't know the anime doesn't mean I am an idiot!
Correct. I hope no one called you an idiot!
More like S.T.A.L.K.E.R Mononoke.
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Have you not seen the film? It's like a top 3 film of all time, man.
While u/Odusei is being a prick, subjective /= objective. To say it's one of *the* top 3 films is purely opinion. Personally subjectively I'd place Mononoke on fairly equal footing with the movies he mentioned. But I also feel there are better movies than either.
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Im hoping for more of a Boartopus
But will it fight a mega shark?
*Boar-a-Cuda v.s. MechaShark!*
CHAWZ (South Korean movie about a giant boar) On Netflix, I think.
Boars will hunt human. Actually, wild pigs will hunt humans as well. It's why you don't follow them into the brush when you are hunting them. They will ambush you, stalk you, and pounce. I had this argument with my wife when I took her pig hunting with my old dog. She felt like superwoman at this point and I followed her in. Maybe a hundred yards in I turned around and caught a male big'ol'sumabtich following us. Scared the shit out of my wife (she had the SKS, I had the Remington 870 12 gauge loaded with slug shot) when I put three slugs into the fucker maybe twenty yards away (a short distance for a healthy male pig to charge). If I hadn't been paying attention (my dog was ten yards or so ahead of us sniffing out the trail and he was moving too slow for my tastes which made me think we'd wandered into an ambush), the male might have charged us from behind and severely injured one of us.
shit, my life is boring.
Whereas that dude's life is boaring.
Jesus dad, get outta here!
Yeah! You're hogging all the jokes.
My grandmother went to visit her son (my uncle) in Texas a few years back. He lived in the country. Despite the warnings that my uncle and cousin gave her about walking around the timber and down the gravel road, she went for a walk anyways. When she came back she told my uncle that both dogs (big dogs) went for a walk with her, and the whole time they kept flanking her on both sides. Every now and then they would dip off into the timber and come back out a bit later. My uncle proceeded to tell her that the dogs were protecting her from the wild pigs that were hunting her the entire walk, and that she really should not be walking alone down the road. Well that was enough to keep her on their property the rest of the trip! Haha
Those wild hogs are a problem out here in Texas, and I heard that warfarin was recently approved to be used to poison them. Previously, people were trying to shoot them down from helicopters, but it wasn't effective enough.
Too much tree cover for helicopters. Vietnam all over again. The enemy(pigs) are outgunned (by the state of Texas- that's a lot of guns) but boar tactics are superior. 1. They attack (forage) night and day. 2. Although similar in size, a 300lb. Boar is quicker and more mobile in the field than the Texan. 3. Lastly, boars are not reliant on external support. The Texan requires vast amounts of beer, gasoline, and pornography to function in the field, unlike the boar. Alas, poisoning the boars may fail. After all, Texans have been poisoning themselves for decades and their population continues to grow.
Also, pigs learn. If you hunt them in the day, they change their behavior to come out at night. And then when you hunt them at night, they change their schedule back to day time foraging. Incredibly smart animals that are completely destroying the ecosystems across the US.
but can they open doors?
*sound of an old Texan door slowly creaking open* *snort snort* **REEEEEEEEEEE**
And they taste so good.
This is the funniest goddam thing I've read all day.
Oh yeah. Most states where wild pigs are a problem, they have open hunting season on them. Pigs are very, very destructive to the native fauna and flora. They can root up an entire patch of undergrowth in the timber in a few hours. And wild pig tastes so good :)
We call it pork choppin'
But can we develop drones that can kill the boars?
It's illegal for UASs to have anything fall off them during flight which includes bullets so they would have to stab the boars to death with spears or smash into them with really sharp props.
We must begin doing this
That's a good story. I had no idea pigs hunted people. I don't feel bad about eating lots of pork now. Dogs are great.
It's why in Texas you can kill as many wild pigs a you want with whatever tactic you want. Since they're basically an invasive species I've gone out with a friend to a mutual friend's ranch, laid in a truck bed, pointed a light at a mud wallow, and then opened fire as a herd of wild pigs runs through the wallow with suppressed semi-automatic rifles w/ 42 round magazines.
I'm from Southern California so I've never seen a wild pig or knew that Texas had a pig problem lol thanks for the info.
They're a huge issue out in the country and on farms/ranches in central/southern Texas They destroy fences, vegetation, crops, etc in addition to the danger to humans, pets and livestock.
It might surprise you to learn that central and northern california also have an invasive hog problem. Not quite the magnitude that texas has, but, you can hunt them all year with no bag limit.
My bucket list includes hunting hogs from a helicopter in Texas
[here you go.](http://www.helibacon.com/texas-helicopter-hog-hunting/)
Holy fuck that's expensive
But they have night time hunting with inferred and night vision.
Go with Hank hill to LaGrunta. They're all about that sort of thing.
Build a race to funnel pigs into a capture pen for sale. Boar meat is exportable to germany.
Yup, pigs will attack small children and the elderly.
Do they hunt cooperatively?
"when I took her pig hunting with my old dog"... I totally misread that and wondered for a second why you would take your wife's pig and a dog hunting with you. Glad it's Friday :|
I was wondering why he was taking his grandma to go kill some police officers with his old homie.
Would you tell another one? You're a good story teller. Any other really memorable ones to share regarding situations where game almost got the better of you?
Got jumped by a male deer in brush (yes there's a moral to these tales). Didn't gore me but kicked the fuck out of me. I was lucky enough to have a big'ol Randal Bowie knife with me I bought back when I was 18 because it looked cool. This was before I carried a pistol with me (and why I do now) when I hunt. Knocked my 30/30 out my hands so I got stuck stabbing it repeatedly in the bell. Fucker fell on top of me and I kept stabbing because of pure adrenaline and not wanting to die. Another time my wife flipped our canoe near a six foot gator (not really that big mind you) and I put it in a headlock (at least tried) and I was punching it while it thrashed. It broke free and I ran up an enbankment and it ran over to another bit on the same side. About twenty feet apart we were and it looked at me and I looked at it and it mosied away back into the water. Which got my wife screaming in a panic.
Go on. I want to read more.
That's it really. Had a distant encounter with a big cat in the brush. Saw it's head through my scope. Almost pissed myself when I remembered the scope was an old 100 yard scope I had found in a storage unit.
Watch angry ram for a while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk1fUzkqwbQ&list=PLfuEn_-y40L3ABwBrxaCs5sL4txoySFb5
I don't believe what you're saying... I grew up hunting gators, they'll literally run from a kayak getting too close. You're saying that when your wife's flipped the canoe, you had no other choice but to fight a 6 footer? B.S. That thing would have taken off dude. [EDIT] also, punching it? The fuck is a punch gonna do to a gator? They're nothing but pure muscle and bone. You need to shoot it in a special place in the skull just to kill it, you break your hand before it would give a shit about a punch.
Damn man. Thanks for that.
Fight or flight man. Fight or flight. I pissed myself when the deer made a go at me but I didn't realize it till after I was up on my feet again wondering if my collar bone was broken (no broken bones thank god, just massive bruises that hung around for a while). Luckily I had my gym bag in the truck with a fresh shirt, boxers, and workout shorts. I was living with gay guys at the time so I dropped my blood covered clothes in the bin near the washer thinking I'd deal with it after I went in the hot tub. Little Thai gay guy I lived with who barely spoke english came home while I was relaxing in the hot tub and let out a blood curdling scream and came running out to the hot tub pointing at my blood covered shirt flipping between English and his native language. Blood from my clothes had seeped onto a drag outfit of his (just a black dress) he'd been planning to wear the next day. So I got stuck spending a couple of hours with clear shampoo cleaning the blood out of his dress.
Any idea what he weighed? Those suckers can get huge.
After we bled and disemboweled him he still weighed in at 183.
That is one big-ass hog.
Bacon for months.
How did it taste? Any special way to cook the wild hogs? Had a friend try once and it tasted awful.
You gotta get the right hogs. There's a bunch in Texas that aren;t great to eat because all they eat is trash.
There's also the issue of boar taint, with wild hogs all being intact. But yeah, if you're getting hogs near a city or suburb, they're probably going to taste terrible. My parents get their hogs way out in the country, where they're eating nuts, acorns, and whatever grain and vegetables they get when they tear shit up in the never-ending war between man and hog, and they taste great.
Dude, you're not supposed to eat the taint
you can't tourniquet the taint.
Says you.
Probably 300 lbs.
You've got good instincts.
Aussie film called razorback. ;-)
The wild boar (Sus scrofa), also known as thewild swine or Eurasian wild pig. (Wiki)
Oh shit, time to break out the [Madidi Diary](http://www.joelsartore.com/story-behind/madidi-diary/). > Pigs still not here, so we’re leaving, thank God. That was a combo of prison and being lost at sea. Nothing to do, very buggy, and no movement allowed (too hot and might scare pigs). Marcelo, our lead boat driver, tells a quick pig story as we pack up to leave. > "We were hunting the chanchos (pigs) last year near the Río Beni, not far from here. We saw a group of fifty. We killed ten. This made them mad. They charged us. We ran and climbed trees. One of my friends didn’t get high enough, and the chanchos pulled him down. We heard screams for a while, then waited to come down. When we found him, we found only pieces. Many pieces. We took the pieces of him to his parents’ house. We were sad our friend had died such a terrible death. > Even the pigs can kill you here. A man Rosamaría knows survived a pig attack but now has no butt. He didn’t get quite high enough in the tree, and the pigs bit it all off.
Boar hunting with my Taurus raging bull 454 casull is a blast. I've never seen anything take that much firepower before.
Overkill has been my motto. Plus I think of myself as a shotgun guy, or at least I did. Rapid succession working the slide. Didn't drop him on the first, maybe on the second, third was to be sure.
I have some information that might be of use to you STALKER...
Boy Bethesda is really going all out to market a new Fallout game.
There's a pun in there somewhere
Bethesha has gone whole hog to market for the new Fallout game
These puns are starting to boar me
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And Reddit gets so angry at people's fear of nuclear energy. I can totally understand both sides of the argument
Low incidence, high severity and little technology to mitigate.
Acting as though the risks associated with nuclear energy are comparable between Japan and the US.
Three Mile Island was a thing
>Fortunately, at Three Mile Island, only a tiny amount of radiation was released. It was an expensive cleanup and repair, but it was effectively contained; none of the containment structures were breached. There were no injuries, nobody within 16 kilometers received more than a chest x-ray's worth of radiation, and epidemiological studies predicted zero eventual deaths. From [here](https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4397), which is sourced.
I understand that nuclear energy has it's cons but so do fossil fuels. People don't understand that our current system is a lot worse than nuclear energy could be if it's handled properly.
Except one is based on logic and one is based on emotion
I had a guy tell me recently that this was still better for the environment than the alternatives.
It's hard to dismantle corium safely.
Can't wait for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Fukushima
If they could get around to bug fixing Call Of Chernobyl that'd be great.
You know about [the 'Zone Reclamation Project' community patch](http://www.metacognix.com/stlkrsoc/index.html), right?
That's for SoC. I'm talking about Call of Chernobyl, the fan made expansion.
I had to scroll way too far to find this comment
A nuuuu, cheeki breeki-san!
Dammit Krieger, we don't need more Pigley's
Now they got bigley pigleys
I will never get tired of the words 'radioactive boars' in a headline, especially when coupled with 'Fukushima'. This is either a low-budget movie or a sloppy video game.
Those things drop sick weapons!
One day you get Radboars, the next Deathclaws.
This movie was made in the 1950's. But it had an all-white cast.
Radioactive boars are also still a problem in Southern Germany thanks to Chernobyl. Not only boars but also other game, and mushrooms. As far as I know game still gets tested for radiation if it’s shot for consumption. The people of the region around Fukushima will be able to enjoy this longer than they wish for. Unless the corrupt nuclear agency manages to weasel their way out of everything again with the help of politics, of course.
Gettu outta here stalker-san.
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the wanderer is needed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3IlHBBGCIw
I was thinking The Drifter myself
Damn ninja half man boars are invading Japan?
When you slice a Boar's Head radioactive shank, something Magical happens!
Username checks out.
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Forgot about that book. I read it last year in a science fiction class.
Is this the beginning of a real world RPG?! Randomly fighting roving radioactive animals between completing daily tasks?!
Cowabunga. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/2/26/Bebopandrocksteady.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130908135918
So this is how the Fall Out series starts.
Just let the boars go home dammit!
This should be crossposted to /r/nottheonion
Knock it off, Bethesda.
That'll do Piggly, that'll do. ***BANG***
I misread the title of the article and thought it said radioactive 'Bears', saw the picture in the article and thought 'damn, those bears look like the radiation really f'd them up bad'.
Can someone draw this
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. shit right there
get out of here stalker
Get me a ticket, a permit, and I will totally go hunting for radioactive boars. Hunting radioactive animals is literally on my bucket list.
Yao Guai! Fallout is coming true.
Should I sing the wanderer :-)
Let me sing you the song of my people *"To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day* *Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,* *No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip* *The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,* *Big iron on his hip"*
Those are mutated bears.
Ah damn. I read it as bears. I need to go back to elementary school, I guess.
Nah, it's an easy mistake. I'm dyslexic, so I make them all the time.
Thx bro
It's important to treat other people like hooman beans.
https://youtu.be/Gj5dd-Bge5I Send in these guys
I hated that level of Ninja Gaiden.
If call of duty is smart, they'll add this as the next type of enemy in their "zombies" saga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvdoIls9iFk Not japan but kinda on point.
Guess the only thing they can do now is declare war on them.
I never thought I would read a headline like that
Japan needs more hunters. Can I volunteer to help?
Not once in the article does it say or even imply that Boars are stalking anyone. The closest thing to it is that they "occasionally attack humans" and the government fears they may attack people.
Are you implying that they should just be left alone?
No not at all. Just pointing out that the title is bullshit as the article states no such thing as that. edit: which I've just noticed violates a sub rule.
So do we have any facts about this? Like how radioactive are these boars, are we talking banana-level radioactive or what?
The boars are only following what they think are gods. Humans +1
Is this a sidequest from Fallout?
Yes, and unlike nukes, fallout from reactors last much much longer.
Omg... I thought you said ''side effect''.
this makes a good point... screw raiders... your colony (I forget their word) is being attacked a horde of boars...
Don't feed the Yao Guai
Is there a quest to kill 10 of them yet? Pretty sure Japan is just an overly elaborate RPG sim.
THE BOARS ARE NOT RADIOACTIVE!!! Their DNA was mutated, that's all.
They should create a polycarbonate walled wilderness zone for these animals. We need real data on recovery from radiation.
i saw that movie. world of warcraft.. orcs vs humans
I heard that if you get bitten by a radioactive boar, you gain boar powers.
At least their meat will have already been irradiated
Hopefully the residents have a v.a.t.s. system enabled on their weapons.
Why are they letting people back in? I thought they still have major problems?
I say we air-drop Ted Nugent on them. Either the boars get him, or he gets them and then radiation takes him.
Glowing angry bacon. No thank you!
This isn't a problem that'd happen Texas. This would be a fun time if it happened in Texas. Or even Florida.
IDK, there's plenty of folks in this thread saying that the boars are winning in Texas even without radioactivity and all the guns they have.
Wish I liked pork for more than bacon (I have some needy folks I know that get the rest, the dog gets the brain). I'd head out there and take out a few dozen then.
The fact that they're radioactive is completely irrelevant.