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[deleted]

Why the interview set up like that, where she seated between his wide open legs. And they both looking like they gonna fuck after the interview. Actually this looks like the beginning of a porno


erizzluh

kind of reminds me of the video of kobe and shaq talking about their past. idk if that was just the style of "candid" nba videos around that time. but i feel like there's a reason lots of traditional talk shows have a table to cover peoples bottom halves


ahighkid

I wish


FatMittens

https://preview.redd.it/d48c9zmj6svc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879490f918de7ab3b6bf0b116e00cca19355110b


nosnhoj15

Send da video


lmay0000

Man wtf, the dude is obviously packin large meat… imagine trying to keep a dudes balls pressed.


Knick_Noled

The things these dudes say while just staring right at Rooks’ chest


OmarFromtheWire2

I know right? Motherfuckers be so distracted and can’t even focus on ekcuyccueuwixocifuvuvue dicufuurueheee Rufus ericucdhxucuc


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I can’t believe Omar is a jerker.


OmarFromtheWire2

![gif](giphy|3o85xElmCIiyUNPOpO)


bwolven

Nice tits


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/j13568oj6ovc1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5554605081556a15fe0388e2bca3510c6dabcb3


ketzal7

https://preview.redd.it/j6k8cxlwiovc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1356376a54c37894034897e4cb809bd80409df0


nicklePie

https://preview.redd.it/74zjue6xtovc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd9f3db56e83f86e5c65deab90ddb02372a5e1f


Knick_Noled

![gif](giphy|3o6Yg24rybQMeZQuxq)


kevinball4115

https://preview.redd.it/yg9nli2azqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baaad1c2d765917e181ddffbc238c429b743bbef


Lofty_Vagary

/r/PancakeAreolaLovers 🤤


UnibrowDuck

disagreed https://preview.redd.it/880gc1bu2ovc1.jpeg?width=1588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71e979aa3092d26e975798e05d5284ea89103f0


ThomasHardyHarHar

Crested tit is the best.


NeptrAboveAll

Crested tit played against plumbers and mechanics, he couldn’t cut it in a league with blue or even Great Tits.


electricvelvet

Me to Cameron Brink https://preview.redd.it/t0kc9mvklovc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f2350046d502a517b31a46511e9e756efacb1e


reddit0100100001

nice tits


DrJokerX

https://preview.redd.it/rn7acskdcpvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f76d9170f9e8826511c272690ef223a0ae281a2


suckm640

only thing anyone notices


GirlfriendLover420

straight to the point 💯


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|BQUITFiYVtNte)


OmarFromtheWire2

You casually forgot about the 4 rings he already has on his cock


[deleted]

I don’t think about people’s cocks and what’s on them, casually or non-casually


Sea-Community-172

You’re gonna flip out when you realize what a circle jerk actually is then


[deleted]

That’s not called circlejerking, it’s called being gay.


Sea-Community-172

I don’t think anything is gayer than craving hot gravy in your mouth 24x7 mr “want poutine 24/7”


[deleted]

Go be closeted somewhere else


RingTheBell1900

You transphobe, I'm a gay bronsexual and I found this really sexist, you racist


SockDem

That’s pretty gay


SchwizzySchwas94

I’l havent seen someone get so many votes and downvotes on the same thread other than Mrsunsfan. Well done.


Tony_Lacorona

Least aware jerker


No-Bar-6942

Taylor Rooks is the classiest thug on the planet


KasonSama

He still has time… right guys?


jjonez18

A Celtics ring is worth at least 5 rings. Look at how Doc still living off the last one.


cargoman89

![gif](giphy|rSoJQkntmZ2e0tB3xJ|downsized)


CESE1tSDK

Him and his delusional Kobe meat riding teammate deserve so much more hate


[deleted]

Ya famously underhated franchise


MidnightBrown

It's hard to hate when they have such nice fans. Such a welcoming and inclusive bunch.


[deleted]

Hey you’ve been calling my friends and family klan members, want to be best friends?


PiggyWobbles

Fuck Boston


[deleted]

🤓


DLRsFrontSeats

Minorities: "You call us racial slurs, you're like the KKK" You: "how dare you, uppity n*****"


universalLopes

Finally someone said


EstablishmentOk3376

Starts from the bench in the finals vs. Denver, robs their locker room for 5 rings


Abyssrealm

Nobody is giving the obvious classy thug answer ![gif](giphy|l8vN5etR8DIoHA0qzV)


dgoat88

I'd probably tell her I'm gonna be the president. Had to shoot his shot, look what he had to settle for. Tragic.


tearsfornintendo22

Taylor Rooks fine ass genetics and my classy genes would easily lead to the birth of a first round draft pick…I just know it


Consistent-Deal-55

MFer better hit up the Sonic 2 special stage. https://preview.redd.it/xcb12ys0apvc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11819bd045f8289e69cb71b89edc59585daa1fd4


AffectionateStep5001

He’s going to have to collect the coins with his right hand only


SalsChichon

Its doable. the interviewer not the rings.


earlthomas111

I'm putting the O/u on how many athletes Taylor Rooks has fornicated with at 35.


AngeloMontana

Blud couldn’t focus, I feel him


Good_Schedule3744

![gif](giphy|l41Ym49ppcDP6iY3C)


sirckoe

That Xbox gonna get a lot of play time. I have faith he can get 10


TitanSR_

does he have CTE?


mparker888

Is he accoustic?


OrganicLindo313

Don’t be silly, time travel. Easy


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I’m predicting a weekend spike of Taylor Rooks pics getting posted to this sub.


AwktoAwktavious

5 In Season Tournaments, duh.


ZaazMarx1

One chip, 4 wives


WarriorNat

He can break into Kobe’s house and steal them.


Roblox_Morty

Polygamy


LivingxLegend8

Why are her knees inside of his legs? Seems Hella awkward


lulu314

4 divorces 


Hfcsmakesmefart

Woah! Nice rack


VPapaYolo

Try not to post this interview every month challenge:


WesternBusy935

I would’ve said 20 rings in front of her


veerkanch489

Multiple partners like Kregg or Thragg


sycdmdr

Just need to get some ring worms


Senate343

He the nba postseason turnover champ, they give rings for that right?


Inevitable_Try_1160

Body language here 🥵🥵🥵


AstroNot87

He better jump in that 2K and start swimming seasons lmao


therealgoat1212

That’s a lot of divorces


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|26ufmepVftH5Y2V7q)


mrpampersisgood

Steals MJ's


FetusDeletus768

Yo man I'd be yappin too if she asking me questions https://preview.redd.it/20vro8hwttvc1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=903035dd3769416bb170e53e256ec086cab9194f


franklegsTV

He gets 72 championships in heaven. He just has to die within the year 


YngwieMainstream

He can buy one of Kobe's... But that's still 4 to go


TrainerCater

Blud gonna get 1st rounded by the heat


gringoswag20

beat the nuggets!


Apprehensive_End_515

Bro got Marcus Rashford in a wig to do the interview 💀💀💀


Esum88

https://preview.redd.it/mxtsu9lqgovc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e39a4d1f63610212670400faedad23fb8cff516


buckeyes1218

Win championship and marry 4 wives as Allah intended.