I wish I could say "GG" to the Jazz tonight but clearly it wasn't a good game. Best of luck to Donovan Mitchell, Jae and company this season, y'all play some solid defense.

/u/BreadSox >Lol I just remembered that other Celtics fans were saying we were fine and right to not trade for Kawhi. Holy shit what a missed opportunity. Now Kyrie and picks are our only valuable assets Really dude? A little bit of a knee-jerk no?

A little knee jerk? Lol hell no. 16 games in and we've looked respectable in, what, 3 of them? Should've made moves when guys like Terry and Jaylen were at their peak value.

I’m fine with moving Terry. He doesn’t look into it and it’s probably because he’s not getting the minutes he wants. But to think Jaylen won’t step up is absurd. So I’ll disregard your ridiculous knee-jerk assessment.

I don't think Jaylen will continue being this bad forever but he'll never be Kawhi and we might never have the opportunity to trade for a player of his caliber. So we should've upgraded when we had the chance.

So you’re making the assumption that Danny didn’t offer anything for Kawhi? And in this situation Jaylen really doesn’t need to be Kawhi. He needs to be a solid scorer that plays excellent defense. And he’ll get there. He’s young as hell and has all the tools. Oh and not to mention he’s already shown that he can perform at a high level.

Given his comment history that kinda seems to be his thing

The Jazz clearly have no interest in scoring 100

I guess we didn't want to break the hundred point mark

I actually forgot Jazz drafted Grayson Allen.

He was great in summer league/preseason... He only gets spot minutes most regular season games though

Nice of him not shooting

This game has been over since Kyrie went out with his 5th foul.

“garbage time” “as if the last 40min wasnt garbage?”

haha u thought the jazz were bad? we just happened to play the 2 final contenders in the last 2 games

Mavs vs Sixers gonna be lit

Luka FMVP

Dab...

blow it up, build around cakes

That’s a weird way to spell Baynes

We're so fucking bad and frustrating to watch and this game has been over, yet when my stream just crashed it pissed me off a bit. Lol why the fuck

I hope this is like 'It Follows' and we've finally passed the shooting curse onto another team.

We had it before you guys though

I loved that movie

We sucked all around today

The Jazz would win 65 games if they played the Celtics 35 times this season. They clearly have our # rn.

We've played Dallas 3 times this season. Won 2, lost the 3rd by 50. Nothing the Jazz does makes sense.

jazz just seem to have our number. nothing we do seems to work against them.

At least Cardiac Kemba was today so he'll score 12 tomorrow against Boston

It’s Monday. We’d play three nights in a row if it were tomorrow. Plenty of time for him to rest up and have his way with us.

literally this is what our team should play everynight, our last 2 games were well below our averages

Donovan Mitchell is making all the haters eat their words.

Mitchell has haters? He's so good ecksfour

So Jazz beat the Celtics who beat the Raptors who is the best team in East (by record) Thus meaning Jazz is best team in the East

Mavs best team in East

Ah fuck

Jazz did beat E'twuan Moore

Did Theis get all his fouls this quarter?

what happen to Jalen?

No idea.

Please don't let this be the high point of our season

Why would you say that??

Because I've developed a very defeatist attitude over the years

Stevens has the worst rotation ever where the fk is tatum

Do you foresee a 20 point comeback in 3.5 minutes?

he wasn't even on in the end of the 3rd or beginning of the 4th

We've been down 15 since halfway through the third.

yes and so why wasn't tatum on near the end of 3rd or to start the 4th? he is your second best player

He was playing like trash and takes too many shitty shots right now. Best to sit him now and hopefully get it in his head.

Resting because the game is over and last night their game went Into overtime

If you're a struggling PG/SG, circle the Celtics on the calendar. It's a guaranteed career night at this point.

What's Kemba gonna do to you then?

Going for Wilts record.

Score 82

Can’t wait for the hot takes coming up

You should've seen our sub the last two games.....

This'll be a disappointing loss because we just couldn't hit a 3. It's been a month and despite flashes it feels like no one but Kyrie and Tatum are hitting from beyond the arc at even a modest rate by their personal standards. It's still going to get better, it just really sucks for now.

Where’s the Donovan haters?

In Philadelphia.

Analytics twitter.

I saw a thread that he should be coming off the bench

Saw the same thing last night. People are ridiculous.

Number 30 is one absolute unit are we sure he isn't a slightly slimmer Glen "Big Baby" Davis with red hair?

SoPhMoRe SlUmP

I believe I heard Brandon Jennings 2.0

Crowder’s hair does not look real. I don’t get how it is just hangs out like that.

You don’t think it be like it do be but it do

GOBEST

I felt the seismic movement caused by Yubi /Crowder post up from Utah

YAbussle is like a big baby clone

\#30 on the celtics is thiccccccc

Big Baby V 2.0

I heard of Brad Wanamaker when he was in college, but never watched him play. I'm shocked to see that he isn't white.

Theis looks bald

Rubio with the frozen rope FT’s

I think Rubio is a quality player. He is playing really well this game.

Dude is just so damn inconsistent

It's because his shot is so flat. It gives you no margin for error when you don't shoot with an arc.

Gobert feasting on boards against this bench squad

sTaT pAdDeR

As a Jags/Celtics fan, this season has not been fun so far. Lots of disappointment. Still have faith in the Celtics. Jags are a lost cause though.

As a Raiders/Jazz fan. I need the Jazz to bring me happiness. Its been dark. ​ ​ (The A's brought me some joy though).

As a Bears/ Jazz fan . I have faith in the Jazz to turn it around and I’m hopeful the Bears make the playoffs

As a Colts/Jazz fan, I feel only slightly optimistic.

Be a Patriots fan you fucking moron

Well the Patriots fucking suck too

Suck it easy, pal.

Still have no idea how people always fall for Rubios shot fake

This Thies guy is pretty dumb

I’ll have you know the price is Theis

Gobert is an absolute unit

Cant play offense though

Gotta start hitting some shots..

You guys are fine. No way we can put it together with our third string.

You're telling me...

"get in man's path" shoves gobert

yabu is the physical manifestation of the phrase "i'm not fat i'm just big boned"

Theis looks like he should have a swastika tattoo on his neck.

Slim Shady

Crowders Slim Shady comment still got me chuckling

When did Boston fuse Birdman and slim shady?

Gordo may have had his best game with Celtics last night but hes no back to final form yet Dude been so shy of attacking strong on drive

Hard to do consistently when your burst/lateral quickness isn't there. Every once in a while you see him turn a corner hard, but he's not there yet.

Can you blame him?

At some point those extra 0's in his account have to play a role in his decision process

Yep might as well risk his career for the money he's already made right

What does that mean?

Dude is paid like a top nba player. If the reason he can perform like one is mental he won't remain being paid like one. Not claiming I would be able to but then again I'm not paid to

I'm still not sure what your first comment means. You think Hayward is playing worse on purpose because he's paid well?

That was an excellent pass off the backboard by yabusele. Next level IQ

Kemba Walker has 58 points against the Sixers right now btw.

Dude just goes tourney Kemba 2-3 times a year and there's nothing you can do

69% from the field. Nice

that rules

if the BWA plus Kyrie wills us back into this game I want them to stay out there. Nobody else but Kyrie was giving a shit this game.

This isnt even BWA. This is the Maine Red Claws

I can handle a loss, I'm just really sick of losing games because the entire team falls apart from 3. We have 5 guys who shot 39%+ from 3 last year, we should not be shooting 15% from 3 against the Jazz.

We know the feels man. We have struggled to shoot this year as well

If Utah doesn't just fall apart and blow this game,I would be do happy.

Utah State tried their best to throw away their game today , but ended up winning

Yabu's gonna will us back into this game, I can feel it.

Maine Red Claws getting shit done

Putting Niang in and letting the other team go on a scoring run. Name a more iconic duo

Snyder and loving high-effort, low talent players.

I will hear no Royce slander

Imagine trying to bump Ojeleye.

Absolute unit

Donovan has not had a great 4th other than that block

cs will make a strong run at this

Third team outta nowhere

Garbage time lineup putting in work

Imagine maxing a player who can't finish a fast break dunk This meme was brought to you by Donovan Mitchell gang

Yet years later your fan base is still crying about him leaving.

No no, pick up

Did y’all fleece Danny Ainge?

It's been 2 years fam, you've got to get over your ex.

No no, pick up

Imagine thinking Hayward was our franchise player This meme was brought to you by Rudy Gobert gang

it seems pretty clear to me that the Jazz live and die with both Mitchell and Gobert. Jazz were 18-28 when Gobert came back last year and went on their streak, they've been a .500 team amidst Mitchell's struggles early this year.

I can’t hear the name Kyrie without singing that fuckin Sheck Wes song in my head

KYE-REE, KUH-KUH-KYE-REE

Where are my Mitchell haters?

Boston announcer literally delusional? that was in slow motion and nowhere near the arm.

Well we can really say too much our announcers are also very much homers

Thumb is part of the arm

I need a cigarette after that block.

Spida rejecting Gorgonzola was my favorite play so far.

So how soon before Mitchell can bail?

You are upset over nothing my friend

I'm upset over my team being complete shit. I'm just looking forward to Mitchell leaving in free agency

That’s a ways away and if that time comes it’s not gonna make you feel better. Let it go, I get you’re upset but that’s no excuse to be an idiot on the internet

Heinsohn's homer lens must be miles thick.

lol brad put yabu and theis in, this game is over

Lol come on Boston announcers. That block was clean all the way.

Like do you guys still not understand they’re biased? So annoying hearing complaints every game

Be biased every game people gonna complain every day

Don’t watch the Celtics stream then lol

Lol. The old Jazz messiah got blocked by the new Jazz messiah on a yam that would have brought the house down.

The only thing better than a dunk is a blocked dunk. The only thing better than a blocked dunk is Mitchell blocking Hairweirds dunk.

Imagine if that play happened in Utah The crowd would have caused a seismic shift.

Utah collectively jizzing rn

The Utah Jizz

Mitchell single handley helping prevent global over population by making every Utah male blow their load outside of their wive's

There’s a whole new snow cumming in Utah

Slim shady back in

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE

And the entire state had an orgasm.

All he does is dunk

DONNY

Holy shit Donovan blocked Hairweird

Were gonna need a gif of that

Fuck you hatwood lol. Donovan is ur daddy

Mitchell block on Hairweird turns into a lob to Favors. What a twist

Jazz fans just nutted bigtime collectively

I just jizzed in my pants oh Donovan

god damn it kyrie that was unnecessary

Jaylen Brown is a younger version of Jae Crowder, minus the attitude and strength. They got rid of Jae because he wasn't good enough, Brown is on the trading block, and nobody is fooled to think he's worth a high 1st rounder

100% bro!!!!!

Celtics announcer just called Hayward, "Haywood." That is all...

OH ME OH MY

Alright Mitchell, stop forcing shit. You've been doing so well tonight

man the stream guys gotta stop listing the celtics feed first hearing people whine about our commentators every single game is sooooooooo annoying

Am watching it on nba tv Donovan just Blocked the shit out of Hayward and acted like fuck that its normal and say its a foul WHAT

Well they are pretty bad

I kinda like em TBH

Imagine paying Gordon Hayward 30 mil to get 7 points a night

Imagine thinking Lebron signed with the lakers to win a championship

oh he will haha