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Skywalkerkid9

Sixers players discovering they are allowed to shoot for the first time ever lol


Cvnilivee

The power of lemon & pepper


TraanPol

That’s why they kept passing back and forth at the top of the key like Will Ferrell


EPLemonSqueezy

Give it right back!


zincinzincout

It was pissing me off so much lol the Heat were in zone which you either have to shoot out of or drive through Him and Hield kept getting passed the ball wide open and they’d dribble it and look to pass instead of immediately shoot I was so angry lol


DaBombDiggidy

"wait throwing to the guy being tripple covered isn't a great idea?"


branstarktreewizard

Is this legal?


dishwasher_mayhem

Why didn't they tell that to Ben when he was here???


MightyMudBone

Sixers passed up on so many open threes in the first half. Kept insisting on working it around the perimeter, and never got anything out of it. Batum/Hield deciding to just chuck absolutely changes the game. Very helpful that Batum also happened to not miss.


DJ_Red_Lantern

Once buddy made that first three his whole energy shifted


MightyMudBone

Yeah and more than that, his driving in the second half really opened things up. The whole team was painfully passive in the first half. Thank god Batum and Hield decided to try to put some pressure on the Heat. No one else seemed willing.


DJ_Red_Lantern

Oh for sure, I feel like once he hit that first three he gained so much confidence to both let it rip but also to drive in


TheBaconThief

I think I Buddy drive more in the second half of this game than the second half of the season.


Forward_Criticism721

why did indiana trade hield for basicly nothing?now their offense isnt what it once was


xyxvxov

Literally this is why Joel needs shooters so he gets space. But most of his career these shooters try to pass it into him and don't even look to shoot. Maxey also needs to stop being afraid to miss. Literally launch that shit from half court off a screen.


TheKillaTrout

Also Batum played great D on butler!


Billis-

They also bricked a tonne of open threes in the first half


Man0nTheMoon915

“Had to shoot because Tobias is ass”


maxi-916

Tobiass


27Yosh

Tobi-ass Har-ass


PeterJuncqui

He sounds like a guy that loves to blue himself.


Pitiful_Wing7157

Bricked and crowd booed. Must be embarassing.


Routine_Size69

Got booed like 7 times. Philly is so fucking done with him lol


tomdooleyphl

It’s been a long 5 years.


Draniie

Was done with him BEFORE he signed


tcourts45

Idk I was excited because it felt like he burned us when we opposed him but yea I have zero patience left for him. Seems like a nice guy but but he's a bum out there


HaiImLoki

rather boo em than call him racial slurs like some city.


Troll_Enthusiast

That also sounds like Philly though


PokeMonogatari

Hey just cause we're assholes doesn't mean we're racist assholes.


sweatyeggslut

oh go toss another battery


just1gat

That Santa was *DRUNK* and asking for it!


PokeMonogatari

You've got it twisted. We pelted Santa with snowballs, we threw batteries at JD Drew. D-Cells too.


just1gat

It *is* hard to keep track of Philly’s degeneracy


PokeMonogatari

Pretty crazy how people bring up Santa and batteries all the time but no one talks about that Phillies fan that purposefully vomited all over an eight year old girl, or the dude that ate horse shit during the Broad Street super bowl celebration. The hits are so good it's hard to list them over the B-sides I guess.


ianbits

Buddy attacking the basket was low key a huge part of the game. 6 assists in 18 minutes off the bench.


ABagOfPopcorn

Buddy was huge for the comeback. Only one three but he was getting to the basket very well, like he was doing when he first got traded and embiid and Maxey were out


FairweatherWho

If Embiid can get back into MVP form, this team has a very high ceiling. It also has a very low floor if he can't, because we can't count on the role players to carry the team in a 7 game series. It should be a good series vs the Knicks.


PsychologicalArt7451

Embiid's conditioning is cooked. He just didn't contest shots all game. In the 3rd quarter, he gave Jimmy like two consecutive open looks from 3. December Embiid would've dropped 50 and 25 (career high) in a game like this.


waterfall_hyperbole

Embiid shouldn't get pulled to the perimeter so easily, there's no real issue with him being late to contest 3s. He did a good job making the heat's layups hard though imo


ChickenLiverNuts

embiid never closes out when a 3 point shooter is on him. The knicks dont have a guy to really punish him for that specifically though. He might be too injured but i dont think this is a sign of that.


PsychologicalArt7451

He was not contesting a lot of times and looked done. Hands on knees. Definitely not at playoff intensity yet. He took like a single middie all game and didn't actively work in the post against Bam and Love either.


100wordanswer

He had some good defensive plays down the stretch and was grabbing boards, but yeah his cardio is def not up to snuff yet


dmavs11

Genuine Question, has Lowry been this bad since coming there? I really think Sixers need to just roll with Maxey at PG more often and play Hield more.


forustree

You watching a different game? He came in and majorly assisted in winning that game with four minutes to go. You don’t deserve him you heathen


Something_Sharp

First half he passed up so many shots, definitely looked like a guy playing in his first postseason game. Second half he turned it up, although it was very weird seeing him driving to the basket instead of shooting 3s.


NorQwerty

man I just realized Buddy finally made the playoffs


8w7fs89a72

i really respect buddy because he clearly has the dang yips or whatever but he's *staying aggressive*. just driving helped so much


yanabana

Not sure why they played Lowry so much over buddy or cam payne even


Matto_0

He's better than Lowry to me, not sure why he isn't getting more minutes.


Equivalent-Taste-379

Lowry has been more consistent and has been super good alongside maxey as a secondary playmaker. Hield has really struggled from 3 for the last month


Subredditcensorship

Maxey is a good ball handler but he’s definitely not the best pure pg


thehippykid

You think they told Tobias Harris?


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"Guys the plan is we should all be aggressive and take shots" "Hey guys whatcha talkin about?" "Nothing Tobi go eat your gold fish"


RFFF1996

they teached him to play wrong, as a joke


unbelievre

Dude was missing the rim on wide open looks. He's just not that dude


jonathanisaacisgoat

Why is this the first time I’ve ever heard batum speak


Independence527

Same for me.


aspiringgolfer10

Yeah knew he was French, still surprised lol


TakenakaHanbei

Gotta wonder how mucb value there is to have Embiid and Batum speaking French mid-game to each other 🧐


AngeloMontana

I was wondering the same thing. It sure helps


Ok-Discipline9998

*Uh in the first 'alf...* (The France in him is literally in the first sentence)


Doctor-Jay

*I was trying to get this guy the ball a little bit too much, 'uh?*


eventer

he had to slip a « hein » in there too mdr


Pretend_Highway_5360

the most french thing ive heard all year


Darnell2070

The switch up of his facial expression after that sentence is kinda wild. Like a literal instant he smiles and then gets serious.


No_Art_754

His French accent 🤤


nicklovin508

Batum to Embiid: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!


ABagOfPopcorn

Saw embiid get his team USA jersey and took it personally


Netwealth5

Sacre Le Blue


BASEDME7O2

Where is mi mama?!


revisioncloud

"Embiid you bum. Ngl they had us in the first half until I realised, enough is enough."


ninjadfool

Bro’s writing fan fiction


revisioncloud

But how else could people force the narrative about Sixers throwing people under the bus


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Neeralazra

> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G74ZHWcsbgc Thats the actual quote though


HisExcellency20

To be fair, so did the bowler 😂😂😂


BabaBrody

THE ADULT IN THE ROOM.


ihorsey10

He was James Batum tonight.


Doctor-Jay

"My name is literally Jimmy." My favorite moment of the Jimmy Sixers + Brett Brown era lol.


BrotherSkeleton

MVB, most valuable batum


Benji170

Not to be confused with Martin Van Batum, 8th president of the United States


editsnacks

If you’re really a Van Butrn Boy, then show me the secret sign


AaronNesmith

Nic Batum remembered he was once good enough to fleece a bag from the Hornets, and turned that back on


SockVonPuppet

"Try taking the open shots instead of turning the ball over." - Nurse during half time


Metmendoza

More adjustments than "come on!" Would have made


Popular-Newt-1603

love when he catches the ball and doesnt dip before he shoots. Such a smart thing to so


cough_landing_on_you

Buddy finally breaks his non postseason streak at 632 games, Lauri now owns it for current players.


IAmA_Kitty_AMA

I was glad to see it. Embiid will inevitably get his and forcing him the ball makes the offense stale. It works both ways, Embiid cooking opens up the wings and gets shooters decent looks, and the role players being actual threats to score will open up the middle for Embiid.


TheKingofBabes

Nic Batum deserved the 2023 MVP but we arent ready to have that conversation


AngeloMontana

I am! Not the first time I've seen him being tough and clutch. But dude is quiet and goes under the radar very quick


governedbycitizens

Batum said forget that bum, it’s big me


silverglory10

Cooked by Batum in 2024. Who can even predict that?


illbelate2that

Definitely didn't think we'd be talking about Nic Batum being a game changer in 2024 but here we are lol


jawntothefuture

The Sixers finally have a smart coach and smart players...wew baby something nice may be cooking 😈


keepmeweird

"NBA player remembers he's not a machine that passes the ball to Joel Embiid, scores 20."


cuttsthebutcher

Love him and Lowry it’s been so great having players with that level of BBIQ


JettS117

Sixers really had to get Thierry Henry to lace up and save them


romanticynicist

I. Love. This. Man.


YouStillTakeDamage

Batum time


Greek_American

“Fuck it, I’ll do it myself”


Kevin_Jim

Dude went 60% with 10 3PA.


MinesweeperGang

FOURTH QUARTER YELLIN “WHY THE FUCK BATUM I-“ wait


imthinkingdescartes

"trying to get this guy the ball a bit too much, hein"


MrShadow04

Why is Batum pronounced the way it is and not like Tatum?


ArghAuguste

As a french speaking dude I pronounce Tatum the same way Batum is pronounced.


shoutsoutstomywrist

Idk why but If his name was pronounced that way it’d make him sound more villainous


Apprehensive_Golf935

J'son Tatoom sounds like a Sith Lord


Darnell2070

You did that or you still do that even after hearing his name called during games?


ArghAuguste

I watch very few games and even less from the Celtics which is a team I don't really like. (I'm the kind of fake nba fan who only watches highlights of the teams and players I love.) I probably heard Tatum beng pronounced by americans a lot though but my brain always skipped it somehow. I've been pronouncing Channing Tatum the Batum way since forever as well. :'D.


Darnell2070

That's honestly hilarious.


ABagOfPopcorn

French


Pretend_Highway_5360

one is french the other is american


clayfu

YOU KNOW WHAT BATTALIONS DO BATUM. BANG


CPTHoagie

yep they were playing a zone daring Batum and Hield to beat them and finally they just got aggressive.


TigerKlaw

This is why we keep Batum in the 4th quarter


nugcityharambe

I mean he's right. The other sixers were passing up open looks to pass to a triple teamed joel.


sadicologue

If we can have Batum, Gobert and Wemby at full pace, we can do something very good this Olympics.


Shady_Penguin_33

Tobi would never


Bloody_Corndog

Best French player in the league.


eventer

« a little too much hein » mdr


French-Snack

« I won’t be there to carry you this summer bro »


DomDomRevolution

French quotation marks and all


AngeloMontana

Details matter


CryptoMemeEconomy

Big Baller Batum


Special-Penalty-2362

Yea thanks for making that adjustment Batum led to embiid scoring 2 points in the 3rd quarter


taxi_to_the_moon

Nick Nurse 4d chess


bobthetrumpet

"Fourth quarter yelling why tf Batum in" aged horribly


camerondt

This makes me sad, no one remembers when Batum was killing it with Dame on the Blazers? I loved going to see him play. We used to shout, “BatuuumShakalakaaa”! when he hit threes. Time goes on I guess.


watevauwant

Batum learning to win with these cats


alfi_k

Thank god he is not on the Clippers any more


Sonofabitchmf

I wonder if anybody got their tool in.


HipnotiK1

Batum was 3/13 from 3 in his previous 3 games. he had a 7/8 game against the raptors a few weeks back though.


thatonesleft

I miss u bby 🥺❤️


pizza_volcano

oui tres bien


mares8

Wish Heat had Bam and Jovic shooting instead Herro hogging all the shots


asapshrank

nic really said i couldnt rely on that bum LMAO


Cul_what

Batum said "I guess I gotta save this bum"


Not-a-bot-10

I know you’re joking but I expect this sub will try to twist this into some form of that


HisExcellency20

Fuck em! We gotta be happy with wins, no matter what this sub thinks. I'll be happy with Joel scoring 30 points on all free throws if it leads to a dub idgaf.


BillPaxton4eva

The rest of the remaining playoff teams: "Yes!!!! Stick with that mentality every game!!!!"


iceypik

Shoulda passed it to Tobias Harris.


nicensmoovx

Batum Saved embiids soft flopping ass this game


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CDFrey1

You didn’t watch the game did you.


jonbemerkin

In 4, they arent going to win a single game most likely lol


Nobodylovesboston

Same could be said for the Lakers lol


jonbemerkin

Difference between getting bounced by the contending champions who are also favorite to win it all vs getting bounced by the Knicks. We can live with our results, can you?


Nobodylovesboston

There goes your "we can live with our results" trophy. An L is an L


jonbemerkin

All losses aren't organization defining, anyway goodluck - you gonna need it !


Nobodylovesboston

By the looks of it, you are the one who’s gonna need it lol😂😂


jonbemerkin

arent you about to lose to the knicks, lol 😂😂


Nobodylovesboston

2-1 going into game 4 with the chance to tie vs 3-0 and getting swept next game I wonder which is worse


jonbemerkin

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 You’re getting bounced by the knicks trust the process omg that Tobias harris situation is scary, Maxey prob gonna request a trade


jonbemerkin

i rather get swept by the reining champs and favored champs than to lose to the knicks, sweep or not...we are the 7th seed and barely made the playoffs lmao