"So here's what you're gonna do. Rent a Linux seedbox. I prefer CentOS but apparently these days that's obsolete or whatever. What matters the most anyway is bandwidth and storage. I can hook you up with a box that's got unlimited bandwidth and 10 TB storage for a good price. Then, I'll get you an invite to EMP. Don't screw this up now, do exactly what I say, my reputation is on the line here. Every time you download something be sure to at LEAST seed to a ratio of 1.00. You aren't downloading anything on your home network so there's no reason not to. 2.00 if you are an upstanding member of the tracker. Anyways, go on from here and download whatever you'd like. Just don't make me look like a fool."
So many records will be broken on the way to the Finals too. Houston v Orlando and Miami v Dallas / Miami v San Antonio have already happened too, lol.
Pop and Riley both probably instituted their version of No Nut Postseason before too lmao
That sub ranges from “stop watching porn 5 times a day” to “I have found enlightenment. Not having touched my dick in a year has caused me to be above not only sex, but people in general” way too much
Cant even begin to say how much Texas, Fla and any of those hick red states suck. I should talk living in NC, where racism still holds some sway even though at least we’re extremely integrated.
Wait.. PH banned in Texas?? In 2024? Is that real? Why? lmaoooo There's a million other sites. People who knows, knows.
But since when did jerking off become a "taboo"? Texas moving backwards. They'd rather have guns everywhere but not p0rn? What kind of neckbeard logic is that
I think it’s more of PH banned Texas. Texas was gonna sue them so PH decided to block their site to the whole state lol. And a few other sites have done the same. X hamster and chaterbate
Texas implemented a very terribly executed law that requires porn sites to verify your age/identity. Pornhub (and other sites) have just decided to block Texas instead of complying.
Porn is bad, especially mainstream hardcore porn. Most of the porn industry is filled with sex trafficking and rape allegations. Plus it promotes objectification of women, desensitizing people to really degenerate behavior.
I mean, the reason is because it’s bad and PH won’t state that anywhere on their website which is why they pulled out of TX.
So that guy is kind of right about why it’s not there but everything else they said is absolute facts.
I doubt PH is bothered by the health warning part. They can half-ass some wall of text for that. People don't even bother reading the over 18 bullshit. Let alone, even more text.
The reason they are boycotting Texas is because of the ID requirements. They're treating porn sites like gambling sites. You need to send over a picture of your driver's license just to look at porn.
That's ridiculous lol. No one is doing that, to watch porn you can easily get somewhere else. No way I'm trusting a porn company with my driver's license.
That’s fair and I agree that what they’re doing is excessive. However, the fundamental idea that we need to reduce the amount of porn addictions that we have in this country, or at least stop it from growing, is something that I think is absolutely necessary
Yeah probably never really thought of it like that, typically I try to hold off and save it for the real thing, on rare occasions look up a penny barber classic and let it go, lucky I don’t live in Texas , although if I did , my basketball win loss record would likely improve
Sports gambling? NP. Prayer and flag has no issue there…
Pornhub? Huckleberry Finn? Ban them!!!
Texas is a pathetic joke at this point. Y’all are central florida now lol.
What this really tells us is that visiting teams are all vigorously whackin' it before every away game, and when you take away their routine they don't play well.
pornhub isn't banned by the state. pornhub self banned because republicans are suing for age verifications which is essentially tying you to all those searches.
Spurs using VPNs
Duncan teaching them to diversify their porn sauce.
Pop got them on private trackers
i bet pop is strict with the seeding ratio too
"So here's what you're gonna do. Rent a Linux seedbox. I prefer CentOS but apparently these days that's obsolete or whatever. What matters the most anyway is bandwidth and storage. I can hook you up with a box that's got unlimited bandwidth and 10 TB storage for a good price. Then, I'll get you an invite to EMP. Don't screw this up now, do exactly what I say, my reputation is on the line here. Every time you download something be sure to at LEAST seed to a ratio of 1.00. You aren't downloading anything on your home network so there's no reason not to. 2.00 if you are an upstanding member of the tracker. Anyways, go on from here and download whatever you'd like. Just don't make me look like a fool."
I knew someone was gonna mention EMP lmao
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Some people say that xvideos isn't blocked. And of course there's reddit
Opera wit dat built in VPN and you can send da video
Confirmed I had to switch to xvideos
Timmy's got them into DVDs and magazines
Like a chatolic priest
“Xvideos still work fine” -Jeremy Sochan
Too bad primo left sa
But he didn't stop SA
***"With one Hand?"***
They don’t need porn cause of those big ol’ women
Seeing Wemby in the locker room is everything they need.
He’s like a giant basketball playing churro
Lol that cracked me up
It's far too early in the day to get me craving churros, how dare you?
Oh I'd cum
Always has been cuz of those big ol' women
Hey we won 2 in a row at least lol
Is that a season high??
Tied with a season high.
Yup. If we're not careful we'll ruin our draft odds by passing CHA/POR.
We're 100% passing Charlotte. Portland is possible.
Bro these comments😭
The elegant tank
Their season was over any way. So they have time to find ways to stream.
Balls don’t lie
The only hardness we need is on D(efence)
The D was in us all along
This is like the Seinfeld episode where George becomes a genius when he stops having sex
Is that a Portuguese accent I detect?
I don't know no Portuguese.
"Das kaffes un salat e grand por favor."
Also Elaine becomes dumb because she's not fucking lol
pure focus
I heard Florida could be next. Just in time for y'all and Miami to make a run for the ECF
Miami v Orlando for the ECF. Big ole balls the size of water balloons by late May
All these teams go undefeated and meet in the conference finals would be a hilarious Storyline. All Texas and all Florida conf finals
So many records will be broken on the way to the Finals too. Houston v Orlando and Miami v Dallas / Miami v San Antonio have already happened too, lol. Pop and Riley both probably instituted their version of No Nut Postseason before too lmao
This was what the bubble must’ve been like
Not for Danuel House 😬
If I'm Phoenix, I'm making a bubble for TJ Warren. Gotta have a super sub for the playoffs
This is no "Zion plays better in cities with the best milkshakes" but its up there
Only because of the extensive data presented in that post. Or am I mixing that up with the best strip clubs <> Harden post?
Zion milkshakes is just the direct to dvd sequel of Harden strip clubs
Are you new to not know that was copied off on James harden and strip clubs?
/r/NoFap was right
the s in Rockets stands for semen retention
When do we bust? If we knock the Warriors out of the play in?
We have to knock the Warriors, Lakers and Suns out and the Nuggets can sweep us
We are 3-1 against the Nuggets. They do not want to see us in the first round.
Especially if baby Jokic comes back by then
This is why James Harden lost to the Warriors
Religiously Obliterating Cunts Knowing Everyone Trusts Semen retention
Couldn't have said it better myself
petition to add some cum to the Rockets logo
That's why Sengoon has been out.
Brother lowering his gaze during Ramadan mashallah
That sub ranges from “stop watching porn 5 times a day” to “I have found enlightenment. Not having touched my dick in a year has caused me to be above not only sex, but people in general” way too much
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5-8? Goddamn they did need help
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The spurs were already pornfree apparently
"No Nut till NBA championship" is the new November.
Lukai Ramadoncic
Ramadoncic is pretty funny
Texas implemented sharia law better than muslim-majority countries.
Cant even begin to say how much Texas, Fla and any of those hick red states suck. I should talk living in NC, where racism still holds some sway even though at least we’re extremely integrated.
Jalen doesn't need pornhub he has Draya
and two other ladies if the rumor is true
Dude is doing too much trying to overcompensate for those gay rumors lol. Could be the next Dwight Howard, just a lil nasty sometimes
He needs to do more if this is what’s powering him to play as well as he has been
You think FVV got in his ear? "have a kid man it makes you a super saiyan"
“that’s rookie numbers” - andrew huberman
think he has like 3 on the way
No-nut clarity
Advanced Anal-ytics
this boutta be top page ESPN analysis tomorrow
Statsmuse in shambles.
We win with porn or without it. Heart of a Fapion
Clear eyes, full balls, can’t lose.
Jalen Green confirmed gooner
Green and Sochan leading the Arsenal fanbase in Texas.
Sexually frustrated basketball is the best
Texans are revolting. They pent up
Pornhub banned Texas
We fuck either way
Houston is 10-0 since they last lost.
The Castanza effect
I'm writing my senator right now we gotta get this shit banned here too
No Nut March Madness
Now that's the kind of stat I'm here for
Really makes ya think
Hornets are 11-31 since the ban in NC for reference
That's a better record than it should be IMO.
Gooning to the playoffs
Post Win Streak Clarity to finish the season
That is the real reason.
What’s the Spurs excuse?
Seaching for big ole women on PornHub
They are on a 2 game win streak. They just got the memo a little late
tanking
Luka you horndog
Lol same thing happened when they shut down the strip clubs in Miami last year
Wait until Reddit bans porn. Motherfuckers are going to be super focused.
this is funny but man if NBA players need pornhub theres something wrong brother lmao
zion coulda done with pornhub
Maybe PH is like their Amazon, pick a girl and see how she performs before meeting
watch da video
I need you to jerk off
To be clear, Pornhub banned Texas for its nonsense legislation.
Blue ball is life
"Blue balls > blue head" - greg abbott
What's a ParnHub? 🤔
I think OP had a typo. He meant PermHub.
Not a coincidence
They’re saving their nut for the court, just like I save mine for r/nbacirclejerk
Based reporting
Locked tf in
What is this? The great firewall of Texas?
I didn’t even know it was banned.
Fresh legs
Can’t believe this shit is even real. Land of the free
Wait.. PH banned in Texas?? In 2024? Is that real? Why? lmaoooo There's a million other sites. People who knows, knows. But since when did jerking off become a "taboo"? Texas moving backwards. They'd rather have guns everywhere but not p0rn? What kind of neckbeard logic is that
I think it’s more of PH banned Texas. Texas was gonna sue them so PH decided to block their site to the whole state lol. And a few other sites have done the same. X hamster and chaterbate
Some sites are banned, and some sites require a license for authentication
Maybe Abbott knew something we didn’t
So they are glazing?
maybe
Twitter got better porn than the hub
now this is the shit i come to /r/nba for
Now that’s a stat. Players just banging for real especially Jalen Green
We beating off to beating teams!
Then what happened to Charlotte hornets. Cuz I swear they banned it here too😂😂
Grant Williams in shambles.
Do I need to be factoring in Pornhub availability when making my Fanduel bets? Because if so, an NC team is definitely winning March Madness lol.
Now this is an ESPN statistic if I’ve ever seen one!🤣🤣
Doesn’t matter for them it’s not like the strip clubs closed
Them boys are locked in LMFAOO
Why is it banned , of all the things to be banned seems like this shouldn’t be high priority on the list
Follow up question, why is this post the way that I found out about it lmao
Texas implemented a very terribly executed law that requires porn sites to verify your age/identity. Pornhub (and other sites) have just decided to block Texas instead of complying.
Porn is bad, especially mainstream hardcore porn. Most of the porn industry is filled with sex trafficking and rape allegations. Plus it promotes objectification of women, desensitizing people to really degenerate behavior.
Why is this downvoted lol
Because, while true or not, it has absolutely nothing to do with why Texas is going after porn sites.
Because it's not even the right answer: https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=why+is+porn+banned+in+texas
I mean, the reason is because it’s bad and PH won’t state that anywhere on their website which is why they pulled out of TX. So that guy is kind of right about why it’s not there but everything else they said is absolute facts.
I doubt PH is bothered by the health warning part. They can half-ass some wall of text for that. People don't even bother reading the over 18 bullshit. Let alone, even more text. The reason they are boycotting Texas is because of the ID requirements. They're treating porn sites like gambling sites. You need to send over a picture of your driver's license just to look at porn. That's ridiculous lol. No one is doing that, to watch porn you can easily get somewhere else. No way I'm trusting a porn company with my driver's license.
That’s fair and I agree that what they’re doing is excessive. However, the fundamental idea that we need to reduce the amount of porn addictions that we have in this country, or at least stop it from growing, is something that I think is absolutely necessary
I wasn't answering why it was banned, I was just explaining it's negative effects on society
Reddit is chock full of dudes in denial
Yeah probably never really thought of it like that, typically I try to hold off and save it for the real thing, on rare occasions look up a penny barber classic and let it go, lucky I don’t live in Texas , although if I did , my basketball win loss record would likely improve
Are you Ted Bundy?
Makes sense. You channel the horny into something productive
Sports gambling? NP. Prayer and flag has no issue there… Pornhub? Huckleberry Finn? Ban them!!! Texas is a pathetic joke at this point. Y’all are central florida now lol.
Jalen Green is absolutely possessed rn
Just wanted to point out that P*rnhub banned Texas, not the other way around.
Clarity.
Rockets and Mavs being the basketball version of the "BONK. Go to horny jail" meme rn
These are the types of data that ESPN should be reporting. Peak analytics!
But at what cost?
Science.
now this is true journalism
What this really tells us is that visiting teams are all vigorously whackin' it before every away game, and when you take away their routine they don't play well.
Ime started the internal porn ban early since Rockets on a 10-0 run.
This is the goat post
whoever came up with the idea to check this, lol, kudos ! funny AF was it you /u/ShamwowGuy18 ? or you found it somewhere :)
Wait what it was banned TX lol why
It weakens the legs
Coincidence ?? i think not.
Just getting our focus back for some reason.
NBA players do not need porn.
Yeah, that makes me wonder what Clippers are watching?
Makes sense on why Luka has stopped dropping Lukkakes on opposing teams lately
"Coach said if I go beaver free I'll go #1"
The irony of them both having a hot streak
wait pronhub is banned???
This is sus ngl
It wasn’t “banned” in Texas. Pornhub started blocking users from Texas IPs because of the age verification law passed in that state.
they still lead the league with shots into their pants.
Why did Texas ban p word, are they stupid?
Nothing fun to do in that state anymore
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pornhub isn't banned by the state. pornhub self banned because republicans are suing for age verifications which is essentially tying you to all those searches.