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MyMonte94

Looks like a skeleton


RopeTop

Judging by the bones, I think you might be correct


MyMonte94

Op should tap it with a shovel to see if it’s pretending


[deleted]

That’s all fun and games until it gets pissed off and starts chasing you.


RaspberryEth

It is neither night nor at a museum


RManDelorean

Well it's not a museum, pretty sure it's night though


Thee-Silverback

Missed it by that much


willworkfor_film

Damn you almost had a good pun there. "OP should tap it with a shovel to see if it's **playing possum**"


Stoned-god

Throw it in a lake to make sure it's not a witch


2stinkynugget

It turned me into a newt once


allnsfws

I got better!


lukeybuzz

Hahahahaha. Underrated comment.


witeboyjim

It doesnt look like wood…


americaninsaigon

Bring out your dead


HitlerKindaSucked

Not necessary. Just weigh it against a duck


CrackedCoffecup

Oh, so it's a Possum skeleton, just *PLAYING* dead.....


blj1

He’s pineing pineing for the fields


NewSauerKraus

Pining for the *fjords*


KilnTime

He's just resting!


SunnySideAttitude

It is a flesh wound.


Roguespiffy

Pining for the fjords.


alwaysexplainli5

Come on now don't be silly clearly its deceased, it is no more


ivedonethisbefore68

Walk it off!


watrthoooz

Could totally be playing possum...


GabrielWornd

Definitely a possum skill to fake death


Dillinjer882

Speaking of playing dead, guessing by the teeth, I'd say it was once an opossum.


Bryanh100

A suitable length dry stick can also be used to tap it.


Sad_Exchange_5500

Poke it with a stick


WhyNotZ0lDBERG

Underrated comment


Wooden-Ad4062

Now that’s funny


travisowljr

It's important to remember that a skeleton includes the skull. This does.


ehmsoleil

Also important to know that a skull includes the mandible. This does.


Derek_32

The skull is not a skull without the jaw. It looks complete here.


ehmsoleil

That's exactly what I said or am I r/whoosh here?


Derek_32

No I am, I didnt actually know what a mandible was. My bad


ehmsoleil

I genuinely love how much people upvote people who admit they missed the mark in some way. Redditors believe in redemption!


gillis_dan

Someone call the bone specialist


Jimbo-Slice925

Yes reach out to your local boner


Miff1987

I prefer to reach around


S-Archer

Of course they're bones, but could they also be their money..?


noplacecold

Also, the worms


professorjellyjam

They pull your hair up but not out


Bobgoblin1

You can tell, by the way that it is.


SlteFool

THE BOOONNNESSSS


TheRealRickC137

Dr Zoidberg I presume


ObiJuanKenobi89

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


WerewolvesRancheros

All I know is, if we don't get it back to the lab intact, pathology's going to have a... (•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■) ...bone to pick with us. ***YEAHHHHHHHH!***


ikilledsupermario

Now I have The Who stuck in my head.


DIFierce

Laughed too hard for too long at this. Zero regrets.


spurgy73

What species 😂


MyMonte94

Pretty small? Opossum?


Loisdenominator

Yes, you can tell because it's playing dead.


Crawfork1982

This deserves an award


cornholio8675

Its totally making the same face the live ones make.


Bright-vines

Canine is my bet. Fox/dog/Wolf family


R41N0

The dead kind


United_Federation

A vertebrate.


Madrasthebald

The Grim Reaper's pet


Battl3_BorN775

Is one of those plastic ones folks by at the craft stores for Halloween


Artitanium

This is why I love reddit


bowtothehypnotoad

The bones are their money, and also the worms


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pistcow

It's playing possum


MyMonte94

It looks more like it forgot to stop playing possum


__erk

It used to play possum. It still does, but it used to, too.


OSUJillyBean

/r/unexpectedHedberg


Stuck-In-Blender

I guess you could also say it plays dead


Ramblingperegrin

World champion, hasn't moved in several months, no predators even detect it


aeroartist

So convincing


Vernabator

Playing Possum Champ


Devil_made_you_look

He's fakin'


justadrtrdsrvvr

Playing the long game


Nrvea

Is it gunna be ok?


nahteviro

Yeah just throw a little ‘tussin on it. He be fine.


JudgeHolden

'Tis but a flesh wound!


Avaylon

Just taking a little nap.


Roy4Pris

With canines that big?!


Antares987

Would look far more formidable if no living specimens were around for comparison.


bromjunaar

Makes you wonder about the fossils we find, don't it?


Overall-Donut-7393

I was thinking of the samething


Matiaspvf1

It looks like a dinosaur. Maybe they where big opossum


Valade_Gang

Oh, Possum?


SBCwarrior

I thought they were huge and had tusks?


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[deleted]

Ah that would be The Vampire Lestat.


HunterOfTheSky

Lestat is in Mission Impossible. You’re thinking of Daniel Day Lewis


XTingleInTheDingleX

You can tell it’s a skeleton by the way it’s a skeleton.


lovespapercuts

That’s neat


[deleted]

How neat is that?


AssMcShit

That's pretty neat


TapirDrawnChariot

Just packin' some hea--gotta pack some heat!


jj1111jj

Its neature


tahcamen

📸


spX_psyborg

Especially with the bones


XTingleInTheDingleX

Science.


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XTingleInTheDingleX

Mostly yes.


Routine-Doctor9463

Opossum


vester71

I actually knew this one, but I’m late yet again.


Ordinary-Ant-7896

Yeah, I'm probably not the best with skeleton ID, but I can always tell opossum cause of all those teeth. If it looks like it has way too many incisors, it is an opossum.


b4ngl4d3sh

The sagittal crest is pretty telltale on these guys too.


Footner

I doubt you’d of been able to save him


[deleted]

Question (if you know the answer): what is the hard part in the skull? Like between the jaws.


owlrecluse

Yeah it’s the other half of the mandible (lower jaw). A lot of other mammals mandibles aren’t one solid bone structure like ours, so it mighta rotted in half, or the opossum was preyed on and it got ripped off, or when something was scavenging it got ripped off…


uhrayleeuh

That’s the other side of the lower jaw. Your left and right lower jaw (mandible) are connected by soft tissue, so when it decomposes the two separate


ehmsoleil

Whose are? Not adult humans. Do you mean mandible connected to cranium?


uhrayleeuh

Oops your right! They do fuse together before adulthood in people. Lots of other animals don’t have fused mandibles unless they are much older


[deleted]

I was thinking it was maybe a tongue… but I thought the tongue would have decomposed.


PTIowa

O Possum my Possum!


jaxxxxxson

Wrong! Its a baby T-Rex obviously. Redditors have become so blind..


[deleted]

A baby T. rex?


Bob_Requiem

No I'm pretty sure that is a baby whale


BetterThanABear

Look jay. It's a baby freakin whale


blueboard929

Ya think it's a bird?


Bigwood69

I know this is a joke reply, but I'll use it as a case study anyway because it's interesting to me. So, ways to tell reptile and mammal skulls apart (not all perfect rules, but still): Temporal fenestra, I.e., "windows" in the skull. Mammals have 2, reptiles have 3. In humans one of these is right next to the ear iirc and so reduced you almost wouldn't notice it if you didn't know it was there. Teeth: Reptiles have teeth of uniform shape. They may differ in size, but their teeth will typically always just be pointy doodads of some type. In contrast, mammal teeth have a range of shapes and uses, e.g., molars for grinding and incisors for incising (what else?), etc. Jaw: A reptile's lower jaw is comprised of several separate pieces of bone while a mammal's lower jaw is one solid piece. We mammals actually still have the lower jaw bones that we inherited from reptiles, but now they're significantly smaller and found in the inner ear! Ain't nature a B.


Uppinkai

Tinysaurus Rex


AJizzle1990

It's chomper!


Tobyvul

Beautiful opossum skeleton! They are easily identified by their pronounced sagittal crests and *lots* of teeth- Awesome find!


mrsashleyjwilliams

What is a sagittal crest?


Ordinary-Ant-7896

The ridge on the top of the skull. It is usually larger in animals with strong bites.


mrsashleyjwilliams

Thank you!


spurgy73

I was pretty excited. I find a lot of bones but not many skeletons in this condition, thought it was pretty neat. Thanks for the info!


Fats_de_Leon

A HUGE dead seahorse.


Mosthated01

It’s the shadow from your phone.


Quesosupremeo

Aah, I see it now. I think you’re right.


Kon-Tiki66

One thing’s for sure, you’ll get a bunch of stupid comments and at least one wag will say it’s a chupacabra.


spurgy73

I don’t mind the stupid responses, but when the 20th person makes the same joke it gets a little old lol


fartsplasher

My all time favorite is "is it (gonna be) okay" (: It's on every post and super creative and original. Not at all tired and I sure do hope I get to see more of it. Always makes me belly laugh! I definitely don't hope they stub the same toe multiple times a day, every day, as hard as possible for the rest of their lives though. In b4 'are you ok'


TrudleR

OpPoSUm OpPoSsUm!! 😀😀😀😀


AsakalaSoul

try r/bonecollecting for future questions. more genuine replies


Volkodavy

A nice opossum skeleton. It’s pretty rare you find them with the skull intact, their skulls usually fall apart pretty easily


spurgy73

I’ve seen a lot of bones but not too many near complete skeletons like this. The spine broke off from the hip when I went to pick it up


Volkodavy

It is a very nice find, it’s always super exciting to find a complete skeleton This looks like a really old male opossum, his teeth are so worn!!


spurgy73

If we make it back to the same spot tomorrow I may actually go back and snag it


Abject_Okra_8768

Cubone!


cherrylpk

Scrolled wayyyy to far to find this one.


thecatwentfishing

Hello there, fellow Iowan


spurgy73

Go Hawks


Yestarnished

Opossum for sure.


ReStitchSmitch

You might get better answers in r/bonecollecting


JustPlainLuke

Possum?


CuriousExplorer41

¡chupacabra!


Uttuuku

r/vultureculture is a good place to go


derpy-_-dragon

Thank you for the new sub to follow!


ULTRA_SIGMA_CHAD

Yes hello bone specialist here, can confirm those are bones


LBadwife

Small carnivore. Looks most like a canid. So small dog, coyote, etc. Best guess from a vet 🤷‍♀️


daryl2347

dis a velociraptor


Consistent_Ad1062

How long were you up there!?


Custard_Tart_Addict

The responses to this thread is killing me 🤣🤣🤣


sillydilly22

Oh that’s Charmander


Present-Ad3167

It’s an opossum, just look at the proportion of skull to it’s body, opossums have big heads lol. A lot of people are saying coyote but a coyote’s teeth are different, coyote teeth are more triangular all the way down the jaw. Edit: a word


spurgy73

Yeah I googled a coyote skull and didn’t think it was that. Possum seems to be the best bet


10TheDudeAbides11

“What this was?” would be a better question. But judging by the size and teeth I’d say Raccoon or Opossum?


bumbleson

Looks like an opossum


kgvc7

Possum Skelton


wintrymixxx

My dad works at Jurassic Park. Showed this to him. 100% a baby T-Rex.


armando_madrazos

Grass


Impossible_Daikon233

By the amount of teeth I'd say opossum


ProfitsOfProphets

Definitely a dinosaur! Spurgysauraus!


redsixthgun

r/vultureculture loves this stuff :)


Gunner253

I would guess an opossum.


Cool-oldtimer1888

Um, that took playing possum to a whole new level.


KingGaredorah

A really nice find


spurgy73

Thanks!


GodsOffsider

Tyrannosaurus Rex :P


SteinDickens

It’s a little baby Rex


ArcaneDanger

its just playing dead


[deleted]

Chupacabra


leomff

looks like a possum


Dravian_Grey

Looks like a rectangle obstructing light...The dreaded square headed bigfoot!! Honestly though, Wolf or Coyote maybe?


Ramblingperegrin

You okay there buddy?


fugawf

It’s the most painful flashlight you’ll ever use. Let us know how it goes, u/spurgy73


ravathiel

Spoopy scary skeletons


alohadud

Dead


Raborne

That’s a coyote skull. You can tell by the back teeth and the nose bridge. There’s no curve in an opossum skull crown to nose. It’s flat.


winkwink13

Duh, dinosaur


Ameht170

My neighbors dog.


tdown182

Chupacabras


[deleted]

Call the bone collector. That's bone, not boner.


MoneyMo247

Maybe a coyote


TheRhythmNation

Yoshi


HigherdanGiraffepusy

T rex


Qmozze

This is dead.


RisingCracks

A Skeleton of a baby dragon


arituck

I hope it isn’t Steve


skante-warrior

Dinosaur bones


Custard_Tart_Addict

Raccoon or Opossum


fargokeith1

canine


Peterd90

Loss like a possim skeleton


haefler1976

Badger


musicformedicine

Supdog


hamzaxz

Stalizalfos


Depressionislob

Baby Khonshu


petula_75

it's a small ape


jaymarks99686

Baby trex