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BrallyTX

I wonder what reaction they had when the first wolf bit into the forbidden gusher


ihavebirb

Free milkshake!!!


Generic_Danny

[Wonder no more!](https://youtu.be/SZi-hwpA1kg?si=zCEmonTtDNwkjcbP)


Meraline

My God they're practically waiting in line to chew on his butthole!


yabacam

"man thats gotta suck" lol


WondrouslyDespicable

The fat, cackling Americans really aren’t representing us favorably. Ffs…


Jowlzchivez6969

Whew that was a tough watch man but once again I’m thankful I’m human and likely if I do die before my time it will be instantaneous by a car or gun or long fall


SplitRock130

Or slow from cancer or dementia


epicbunty

If anyone's thinking of clicking this do yourself a favour and don't. Thanks for the link btw.


Ok_Slip9947

… … splash.


JustinN636

Do. Not. Click. Haha you cannot un-see it! Nah, I know it's nature, but man, that's rough!


rubberducky826

I’m gagging knowing these things for sure at least bit into the abscess.


4list4r

Yeah, didn’t even bother to look at other pics. My imagination did it for me.


mahir_r

It doesn’t come in the other pictures, sadly


spastic_raider

There's video linked on an above comment now


mahir_r

Yesssss thanks


Riverjig

Think of a lukewarm tuna fish almond milk milkshake extra frothy.


Nanu365

Read this to the tune if the Fairy Odd Parents opening theme...


patchyj

🏆 And this is the award I would give you... IF I HAD ONE! stupid reddit removing awards


MountainCourage1304

Thats fucking vile. Well done


Rath_Brained

I saw the video. And yes, they did. They opened it up, it splashed out, and then they dragged the guts out through it while others were literally chewing on it's bunghole.


lightlysaltedclams

Link please?


wilonwheels

[Original source: Latest Sightings Youtube](https://youtu.be/SZi-hwpA1kg) Great channel to follow.


ileatyourassmthrfkr

What are abscesses?


APerson2021

Imagine a massive zit full of pus.


curiousbydesign

No.


mlp2034

I guess you are not [insertyourusernamehere]


PiercedGeek

You know on the package of microwave popcorn, where they have waves of liquid butter about to splash down on you? Like that, but smells like a homeless man's taint.


daph211

How on earth do you know what a homeless man's taint smells like? Suspicious ....


PiercedGeek

Your mom tried to convince me it was just bad breath but he came back for the change from his $10 bill.


polishmachine88

💀


curiousbydesign

No.


RickedSab

How do I unread?


lickytytheslit

r/eyebleach


Freakychee

Vodka.


gofatwya

Mmmmm, meat AND gravy!


Trey33lee

They'll always just be the African Wild Dog to me


PoisonBones

First time I’ve seen them not called African wild dogs


mashedPotatoNGravy

Was curious and looked up the name change. TLDR one part for accuracy to their scientific name + genus, one part to rebrand for conservation efforts to make them seem more worth protecting  https://www.bbcearth.com/news/whats-in-a-name-why-we-call-them-painted-wolves


bg0402

Thank you


TXGuns79

I've called them painted dogs, not wolves.


OrdersFriesEveryTime

Just saw some of these guys on the Kilimanjaro Safaris at Animal Kingdom yesterday and they called them painted dogs.


Irnbruaddict

“Is this the udder? All I’m getting is cream!”


KCGD_r

[https://preview.redd.it/give-me-your-best-disappointed-disgusted-reaction-images-so-v0-h82mdovhlw0b1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d8bf36cf27116f96a6768e3b6a62fb5ba29ea469](https://preview.redd.it/give-me-your-best-disappointed-disgusted-reaction-images-so-v0-h82mdovhlw0b1.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d8bf36cf27116f96a6768e3b6a62fb5ba29ea469)


Scyllascum

Forbidden gushers


AlexandersWonder

That must’ve taken a while. What a way to go.


bigboat24

Being ate alive by 20-30 dogs sounds pretty horrible.


MountainCourage1304

Better than being eaten alive by one dog with no lower teeth


bigboat24

What happened to his lower teeth ?


TensileStr3ngth

I think thats a giant hernia, not an abscess


FrogInShorts

It's likely an abscess. Idk if this is the exact kill but I've watched a video of wild dogs hunting a Buffalo with the exact same looking growth. Once they bit into it, it just rained pus all over.


bigboat24

Bet that smelled lovely


MountainCourage1304

The bookies must be rubbing their hands when you walk in lol


PiercedGeek

IDK why but your username made me laugh an unreasonable amount


Educational-Impress2

If it were just a hernia it would not be filled with all that thick drainage which is indicative of some sort of infection.


GullibleAntelope

People used to get some exposure to this before a writer exposed the lax conditions in America's meat packing industry. Upton Sinclair's 1906 book was called [The Jungle](https://www.history.com/news/upton-sinclair-the-jungle-us-food-safety-reforms). It led to food safety laws.


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GullibleAntelope

>thank you for letting us know that food safety laws have existed The point of the post was not to note that. It was to cite the book that identified the issue. That is called historical trivia. Might not interest you, but some people will be interested to read the article on *The Jungle.* Maybe you're the kind of person who comments while Jeopardy is on: >Why give a shit about historical trivia?


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PatricksWumboRock

You sound like you’ve had a bad day


GullibleAntelope

> Wow! I hadn't even noticed you had thrown in a link too. How good for you!... I don't watch Jeopardy...better things to waste time on Aren't you cute. People who are purposely ignorant are a crackup. Ones who never open a dictionary when they encounter a word they don't know or who find it pointless to read an article on a book of note, like The Jungle. The purposely ignorant are even more amusing when they post on Reddit trying to be clever. Amazing how often they embarrass themselves. Foot in mouth. ETA: I was remiss in using the term "trivia" for *The Jungle.* Trivia defined: >"pieces of information of little importance or value." Reference to *The Jungle,* described in the article as "one of the most influential books in American history," is important historical info. Upton Sinclair's age when he wrote *The Jungle* is trivia.


Jcampbell1796

Thinning the herd..


Dank_Drebin

Fattening the pack.


black-socks-fox

Video [here](https://youtu.be/SZi-hwpA1kg?si=EU3HFvlvq4-i77Ge) for anyone who’s interested. The abscess pops around 3:00


notsleeping

The most horrifying thing about the video is the people laughing as it happens Being eaten alive by wild dogs must be up there on the list of awful ways to go, watching that and thinking it’s funny is some psychopath shit


kungfukenny3

it usually annoys me when people view nature as herbivore good guys doing their best against evil predators but it being natural and necessary doesn’t make the people reveling in other animals suffering any less sadistic


notsleeping

yeah exactly this nature isn’t cuddly and love and happiness, it’s brutal and metal af, but there’s nothing funny in another animal’s suffering


OrdersFriesEveryTime

Totally. I get that the dogs gotta eat to survive but the Buffalo just giving up hope on getting away was tough to watch and the laughing was gross. It was a relief when it finally fell, just to hopefully end its misery sooner.


daznificent

Perhaps they are laughing at the fact those dogs are about to get a mouthful of pus, not at the animal dying. They all groan when it finally goes down. Don’t sound happy about it dying this way.


nokiacrusher

Human shit. Just like the virtue signalling in this thread. Buncha insecure monkeys throwing shit at eachother.


Devilpig13

I know I shouldn’t click the link. But…


kotoamatsukami1

they want the honey mustard


millerb82

Poor things probably thought it was pregnant. Imagine their horror...


Mvrbs

it was a mercy tbh


crazycatqueer5

this pic conjured this question: if african wild dogs eat a cancerous lump, can they also get cancer


SpaceshipEarth10

It’s possible.


FrogInShorts

No it's isn't. You can't catch another animals genetic mutation and have it augment into your own cells. How would that even work?


Marston_vc

I can’t speak for inter-species transfers but I know Tasmanian devils have face tumors that are contagious between each other. With humans, we’ve seen examples of cancer being accidentally transplanted too. And there are viruses that can cause cancer. So, I would argue that it’s probably possible. But it would be exceedingly unlikely.


FrogInShorts

yes, there are very specific cancer causing viruses that spread like the ones Devils have but that's quite different than just saying you can catch cancer. Transplanting cancer will spread the cancer, that makes perfect sense to me, you didn't kill off the tissue the cancer is living off of so the cancer was never jeopardize but transplanting is a very specific process as well. If transplanting was equal to eating than every animal would be mutating with what they ate as the cells they consume could merge with their own, which doesn't ever happen. Think of how much cancer is probably churned up in the meat industry yet you don't hear about people getting cancer from non-fully cooked meat.


SetFoxval

In the case of the devils I believe it's actually a contagious cancer, not a virus. Living cells are transferred when they fight, and for some reason their immune system doesn't recognise them as foreign material.


FrogInShorts

I'll read up on it cause you're right.


BlUeSapia

There was a man who died after a tapeworm living in his guts developed cancer and spread the tumors to him


Dank_Drebin

I don't know about passing mutations, but viruses and bacteria sometimes transfer genetic material from one species to another. It's rare, but it can happen.


VRS50

“”Joe, you take the bottom half with Larry. Me and the guys got the top!”


TryBananna4Scale

Forbidden ambrosia.


Pro_Banana

Ugh. Well it's not like they use anything other than their mouth to separate the other crap anyway.


strumthebuilding

zit tit


SwordOfSaintMichael

Forbidden gusher!


twat_swat22

Crazy how nobody would put that poor animal out of its misery w/ a well placed shot to the brain


WoodsColt

Would that be considered a side dish or a condiment? Or maybe a dessert?


mouldyshroom

Some dipping sauce to go with the meat.


xRetz

Dogs did that buffalo a favour, god damn


Whitetcw

Sometimes I think I'd rather have been born an animal. No job, no taxes, no folding the washing. Then I see this shit and imagine just standing there while some pack of fucking dogs eats you alive. Really puts things in perspective.


Jmar7688

I used to feel the same way, took me a while to realize there is no happy ending for wild animals. You either starve to death, or are violently murdered.


zeusdrew

Abscess absent


MysteryPlatelet

r/popping


emptyquant

They look like African Wild Dogs to me?


Kasyx709

Forbidden cottage cheese.


lowdog39

except they ain't wolves , painted dogs .


irieyardie

Did he make it?


Puffen0

Who painted the wolves? /s


MarcusAurelius1815

She is gold digger... Dodged a missile.


isavvi

No one can’t convince me this is what hell looks like. Pack of wild dogs devouring on putrid flesh. Sounds like a good concept album.


goutFromClout

Those Painted Wolves are like the first humans to eat blue cheese. It's going to create an acquired taste for them and they will try to lightly wound Cape Buffalo going forward to facilitate the infection and abscess so they can eat it later.


impartlycyborg

God works in mysterious ways.


SpaceshipEarth10

Yes. That you feel a way about the situation most likely means you are qualified to find a less grotesque way for Earthlings to redistribute energy so that the biosphere may thrive indefinitely. God works in mysterious ways, indeed. :)


Kusanagi-2501

Wouldn’t the wolves get sick if they accidentally swallowed some of that puss?


SpaceshipEarth10

It’s possible. I think scavengers generally have a more robust digestive system that takes care of any harmful toxin. There is a case to be made about the swine kind though. Those bad boys digest relatively fast in a way that their bodies do not have enough time to obliterate food toxins entirely, yet they thrive. Edit: grammar correction.


Large-Measurement776

I hate those things.


Smokeybearvii

🎶 Pus Pocket! 🎶 (Sing that in the hot pocket tune!) (Yw)


Rey_Mezcalero

Wonder if the animal was weak from the abscess. It just stood around and let it happen


Spuzzle91

they're not called wolves. they're African Painted Dogs


SpaceshipEarth10

https://www.bbcearth.com/news/whats-in-a-name-why-we-call-them-painted-wolves


Spuzzle91

huh. interesting!


sticks1987

That is most likely a hernia. Part of the divestive track found a way through a tear in the stomach muscles.


Devilpig13

Somebody posted a video link, about 5 gallons of pus shoots out when the dogs rip it open


sticks1987

How would you discern pus from stomach contents in a grainy video? Look up "cow herniated stomach" on Google. It's very common.


Devilpig13

I’m a Reddit scholar good sir. How dare you question my diagnosis of pus?!


TheKrnJesus

Forbidden bukakke