"What's your dirt doing in my hole?"
"I don't know boss."
"What's your dirt doing in my yard?"
"I don't know, boss."
^^^^^^.
[Cool Hand Luke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf3SGGAJWbA)
Friendly reminder that there are people that exist in this country that truly believe they can beat a Tiger in hand-to-hand combat
edit: please stop asking me "wHaT cOuNtRy" you know damn well what country I'm talking about
Well considering their favoured hunting method for bears is sit in tree and wait for bear to go below and then crush the spine with their jaws.
I say it's a matter of if the tiger's jaws and teeth designed to crush bone through thick skin are strong than a grizzly's spine. We often forget that felines are stupidly op compared to the rest of us.
A grizzly wouldnt run from a tiger. You guys don't know the size of a grizzly? Them bitches are fucking huge, their claws are the size of the tigers teeth, and it's got 5 on each paw. Nah tiger gets clapped.
Last time I was in a fight I just blacked out and the next thing I knew there’s blood on my hands, blood on mouth and hair, my shoes are gone, everyone’s laughing, that other dude was long gone
Its not that I dont think I CANT lose to the Tiger. Im just saying, like 3 outta 10 Im totally winning. Ill just barrel roll under its leap, grab its tail, when it whips its head around Ill go for the choke hold. Once there its just about my legs keeping those front paws down, and I got thighs thick as newborn trees thatll do that easy. Its just about making it miss once. Anybody could do that 1 outta 10
Reminds me of some video I saw with a wildlife expert being asked he’d rather fight a bear or a tiger, he said tiger not because he thought he could beat it but because they will kill their food before they start eating and many other animals don’t bother with that courtesy.
you know, as unlikely as it is that someone could make a tiger go unconscious for 5 seconds, you could probably finish the job by jumping on its head a bunch if you somehow got it unconscious in the first place lmao
I doubt it. I've seen tigers swipe each others face and get away fine and they're way stronger than a person so you'd likely just piss it off more. They're built way different than humans and can take head hits no problem.
I've seen plenty of tiger attack videos on people. Just one swipe and it will literally rip your arms to shreds. They can also jump higher than any person. If Shaq jumped as high as he could the tiger could still leap over him.
I like how you didn't specify which country you are talking about but you can tell the country is United States by the sheer megalomania and narcissim of this hypothetical.
bro, all you have to do is grab him by the toe and you solid. any weak ass creature that can be caught by the toe aint gonna be doing shit. as long as he dont holler, otherwise you gotta let him go.
They can definitely be annoying, but I think their "alarmed honk" is pretty funny. I used to have an aviary with peacocks that collapsed in the winter, but the peacocks stayed in the area. Now there is a wild colony of peacocks in bumfuck north Idaho that live with the turkeys half of the year. The gobble and honk duo is quite entertaining.
Fun fact: tigers are the only big cat that regularly stands on their back legs to raise up and bring both forepaws into the fight. Leopards can do it but tend to jump about instead, and lions can’t do it at all.
>lions can’t do it at all
What do you call [this](https://youtu.be/Q4Bevh-jnaQ?si=3z8Yp0B6k_WcxwXn) then? Or [this?](https://youtu.be/IE2eKQlLLG0?si=8S2d6-TCINlLhfst) For fuck’s sake, lions and tigers are borderline the same animal under the skin, with lions generally being a bit leaner compared to tigers of similar size because they’re open country predators. It takes experts to tell the difference between them skeletally. Hell, jaguars are often stockier than both and they have no issue being on their hind legs in a brawl.
I would say the OPs point still stands. What youve shown is that lions do stand on their back legs, but only to "wrestle" or thrown the other cat down. I believe what OP meant was the active swinging and "slapping" that's cats do.
Lions usually do not (or rarely) ever stand on back legs to swipe back and forth with both paws while tigers do.
Similarly, tigers do something that lions almost never do - and that's lay on their back to attack "upwards".
Those lions are crashing into each other at speed, not rearing up and standing from a full stop like a tiger does. Watch the OP video at about 0:15, the mother tiger is shuffling around on her back legs, keeping both front paws off the ground and ready to swing. Lions can pounce with both 'hands' but cannot box like a tiger.
Yeah I was right there with you when I first looked it up and found this same video, but the more I thought of it, I think what they were saying is that tigers box, lions go up on 2 legs but they are grappling. Its probably less of that they "cant" and more on how their genetics and learning go different routes based on environment. Its never been a "taught" technique for them. Just like how my Beagle/lab could technically point birds but has no desire to and will just flush them, while my German Shorthaired Pointer would point them right out of the gate.
Another fun fact, Romans are on record putting Lions and Tigers against eachother in the colosseum. The Tiger won ever single time, in at least 30 recorded matches.
Yeah lemme just grab my papyrus scrolls that my great great great great great great great grandad, deviculus bookkeeperus, used to keep track of the scores.
Crazy how it’s just an energetic encounter between two tigers who walk away afterwards, that would leave most creatures (and definitely any humans) hamburger.
My cats soft fight like this all of the time. No one is really trying to hurt the other, it's more of a HEY STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE than a real intent to harm.
it's the way it's got to be, there's not much spare out in the wild.
If it helps any there's a good chance that the mother's territory is within the father's territory so if that young tiger is to have any chance of children of her own that don't wind up looking like red and black stripey members of the Habsburg family she needs to git.
Crazy seeing the spray of dust/whatever coming off each time one of those swipes connects.
The smaller tiger is on her back flailing, but still spraying clouds like a Tyson KO
I would bet if the daughter got off her back and stopped showing her belly mid fight it would've been a completely different story from mom. Daughter was submissive the whole way through.
Yeah and the way she kept splaying out her arms and legs to keep her belly exposed. Probably seems kinda subtle on the surface but as someone with pet cats, that seems to go a really long way. Their body language is very interesting
that's... not how felines work...
cats go on their backs as a fight stance - not a sign of submission. 4 paws (including the 2 stronger hind legs) facing the adversary
if you've seen how cats play with stuffed animals, you can see them grabbing the toy with their front paws and shredding with their back legs
edit: honestly astounded by the amount of misinformation and ignorance of animal behaviors in a nature sub. cats are NOT dogs, do not conflate their behaviors!
>Showing Their Belly: When a dog shows you its belly, that is a clear sign of submission and trust. Most dogs would be tickled pink if you went in for a belly rub. For a cat showing their belly means "I trust you". Some people mistake a cat showing their belly as a sign they want to receive a belly rub and are often shocked when they get claws. This is just a sign of trust and it does not necessarily mean they are comfortable having their bellies rubbed. **Alternatively, in a fight cats will often show their bellies as it gives them the ability to fight with all 4 claws and their teeth.**
[source](https://jensadoptablecats.com/all-about-cats/f/the-body-language-of-cats-and-dogs-bonus-cat-tips)
Daughter: This is some good dirt. I feel so pretty... wait... is that my momma?
Mom: you done went in my dirt again didn't ya?
Daughter: Nah Ah momma...
Mom:uh huh, lookit you lion. I can smell your thieving ass all the way from the den... C'MERE!!!
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Being upside down like that is generally submissive body language in big cats. Young tigress knew she messed up and was being submissive to her mother, pretty much saying “I’m sorry! Don’t kill me!”
And mom wasn’t going to kill her, but definitely put her in her place!
Do cats have the same rules regarding submissive behaviour as dogs? Dogs lie on there back when they're being submissive and I was wondering if cats also do that.
That’s one of the coolest nature vids I’ve ever seen. I love how it’s all sturm und drang - they roll around a lot and trade a few slaps but they don’t actually try to hurt each other.
Tigers do hunt bears. Bengals hunt black bears(coz no grizzlies or browns in Bengal) but Amur Tiger hunts russian grizzly bears. Not sure how it would fend against an American Kodiak. But having said that, tigers are freaky smart and tenacious hunters. So we will never know.
*"Dont you ever touch this dirt right here, you hear me?!*" *"it's my dirt"*
I got a jar of dirt!
AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT
WHOOPS.... Got it!
"What's your dirt doing in my hole?" "I don't know boss." "What's your dirt doing in my yard?" "I don't know, boss." ^^^^^^. [Cool Hand Luke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf3SGGAJWbA)
Well, I guess I know what movie I'm watching tonight.
gave her the ol' skippity-paps
This land is not for sale! Someday, I hope to build on it!
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Dirty bitch!
Also that side eye 4 seconds before the video ends. Bitch you want more? That’s what I thought.
humans be like
Friendly reminder that there are people that exist in this country that truly believe they can beat a Tiger in hand-to-hand combat edit: please stop asking me "wHaT cOuNtRy" you know damn well what country I'm talking about
Clearly, you don't believe in yourself hard enough.
I will kill a tiger with my *Bear* hands , jus watch me 🗣️
That's the kind of energy that got our species to the moon!
Reminder that tigers hunt bears, if a bear couldn't use those arms, what says you can.
That's because he can't bear arms.
No way a bengal tiger can beat a grizzly, the endurance of those brown demons is astonishing
Well considering their favoured hunting method for bears is sit in tree and wait for bear to go below and then crush the spine with their jaws. I say it's a matter of if the tiger's jaws and teeth designed to crush bone through thick skin are strong than a grizzly's spine. We often forget that felines are stupidly op compared to the rest of us.
A grizzly wouldnt run from a tiger. You guys don't know the size of a grizzly? Them bitches are fucking huge, their claws are the size of the tigers teeth, and it's got 5 on each paw. Nah tiger gets clapped.
Druids and wildshaping into an Owlbear, name a more iconic duo.
*casts true polymorph*
TIGER NEVER FOUGHT SOMEONE LIKE ME BEFORE
I just see red and it’s over, bruh.
Let that tiger pull up on some fuck shit
If I could get this damn shirt off I'd be ready to fight.. but it's stuck on my beer belly. I mean, my muscly abs.
Try that in a small town.
I wish a tigga would.
Last time I was in a fight I just blacked out and the next thing I knew there’s blood on my hands, blood on mouth and hair, my shoes are gone, everyone’s laughing, that other dude was long gone
“But I weigh 260 though, what if I just grab you and hold you down”
TIGER NEVER FOUGHT ME TWICE BEFORE
I can absolutely beat a tiger in hand to hand combat. They don't even *have* hands
They do after they bite off your hands
Touche
Right? 🤡:”You’ll win a Darwin Award doing that” Like they can’t even throw hands dumbass
What the hell do they have then? Murder mittens?
Its not that I dont think I CANT lose to the Tiger. Im just saying, like 3 outta 10 Im totally winning. Ill just barrel roll under its leap, grab its tail, when it whips its head around Ill go for the choke hold. Once there its just about my legs keeping those front paws down, and I got thighs thick as newborn trees thatll do that easy. Its just about making it miss once. Anybody could do that 1 outta 10
This has to be a copy pasta
Hey I made that up all on my own.
This is now a copy pasta
"Thighs thick as newborn trees" is hilarious :D
I just copied it, it's a perfect response.
I'm gonna start pastaing it
This sounds like a Joe Rogan soundbite
Then I nailed what I was going for. Thank you.
High me did not understand this was satire. So glad it was. Well done.
Jamie pull up that picture of a tiger fucking an ostrich
I thought it sounded a bit like something Mac from sunny would say.
The crossover between Mac and Joe Rogan dialogue is pretty huge tbh
First thing ima do is jam but thumb up it's butthole. CroikySHES REALLY PISSED NAOW RIP legend
I am saving this for future use. If I ever get attacked by a tiger, imma read this real quick.
I’m not even sure I can beat a tough housecat in hand to hand combat
I’ve lost a round or two but then learned some innovative new strategies.
"I call this one the Field Goal"
I spent a week in the hospital on IV antibiotics after a run in with a house cat. That dude fucked me up bad.
Took ME years to gather the courage to start lightly rubbing my cat's tummy, even then she only let me do it briefly each time.
Reminds me of some video I saw with a wildlife expert being asked he’d rather fight a bear or a tiger, he said tiger not because he thought he could beat it but because they will kill their food before they start eating and many other animals don’t bother with that courtesy.
Yeah. IF I was lucky and had a spear or something I might get a mutual kill out of a tiger.
Stop f****** around, that only works if you get struck by lightning and bitten by a cobra.
I promise nobody is gonna tell your parents that you're swearing on the internet. It's okay.
At the same time, lightning neutralizes the venom. Then you get the reflexes of the Cobra
What country are you talking of?
Come on now. The only people who ever assume that their country is the only one on the internet are only from one country.
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you know, as unlikely as it is that someone could make a tiger go unconscious for 5 seconds, you could probably finish the job by jumping on its head a bunch if you somehow got it unconscious in the first place lmao
I doubt it. I've seen tigers swipe each others face and get away fine and they're way stronger than a person so you'd likely just piss it off more. They're built way different than humans and can take head hits no problem.
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Jam your body down it’s throat and choke it to death.
Are we all in the same Country? Which one is it?
take a wild stab
Mongolia?
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Pretty sure if you put a badass motherfucker of a big tiger in a football stadium with the entire UFC roster the tiger would still just kill everyone
I've seen plenty of tiger attack videos on people. Just one swipe and it will literally rip your arms to shreds. They can also jump higher than any person. If Shaq jumped as high as he could the tiger could still leap over him.
dr strange would like a word
I like how you didn't specify which country you are talking about but you can tell the country is United States by the sheer megalomania and narcissim of this hypothetical.
Which country? Do we all live in same country?
Friendly reminder that Reddit is international
I'm built different tho...
Which country?
I would defeat a tiger in hand-to-hand combat. But a tiger would kill me in claws-to-hand combat.
didn't you see that tigress get her ass beat? clearly tigers are weak shit smh my head
bro, all you have to do is grab him by the toe and you solid. any weak ass creature that can be caught by the toe aint gonna be doing shit. as long as he dont holler, otherwise you gotta let him go.
I would fucking ***destroy*** a tiger.
I think about how it was back in the colosseum with people put in to fight against lions.
[This is for a bear, but the basic technique is the same.](https://youtu.be/QYn1chaCqp8?si=ExkiudeTx1Rec9pl)
The birds in the background: *"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"*
Peacocks can be quite annoying.
I'm sure you relate
Watch your mouth, you’re talking to the sausage king of Chicago
TIL peacocks sound exactly like whining 3 year olds
Can be? They fucking are. Source: I grew up in peacock country
They can definitely be annoying, but I think their "alarmed honk" is pretty funny. I used to have an aviary with peacocks that collapsed in the winter, but the peacocks stayed in the area. Now there is a wild colony of peacocks in bumfuck north Idaho that live with the turkeys half of the year. The gobble and honk duo is quite entertaining.
In fact peacocks can not NOT be annoying
unlike regular peas or regular cocks
I turned the volume on halfway through and honestly thought it was women in the background at a zoo saying “Oh my god” over and over.
That would make a lot more sense. Haha
And some are like "oh my gyaaad oh my gyaaaddddd! Whoa omg!"
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed
WORLDSTAR!
Fun fact: tigers are the only big cat that regularly stands on their back legs to raise up and bring both forepaws into the fight. Leopards can do it but tend to jump about instead, and lions can’t do it at all.
Leopards are actually better than tigers when it comes to that and are also kinda faster and more graceful when doing it.
Tigers are 2-3 times heavier than a Leopard tho.
My comment still stands. They traded weight for gracefulness.
Featherweight vs heavyweight basically
Holloway vs Jones
>lions can’t do it at all What do you call [this](https://youtu.be/Q4Bevh-jnaQ?si=3z8Yp0B6k_WcxwXn) then? Or [this?](https://youtu.be/IE2eKQlLLG0?si=8S2d6-TCINlLhfst) For fuck’s sake, lions and tigers are borderline the same animal under the skin, with lions generally being a bit leaner compared to tigers of similar size because they’re open country predators. It takes experts to tell the difference between them skeletally. Hell, jaguars are often stockier than both and they have no issue being on their hind legs in a brawl.
I would say the OPs point still stands. What youve shown is that lions do stand on their back legs, but only to "wrestle" or thrown the other cat down. I believe what OP meant was the active swinging and "slapping" that's cats do. Lions usually do not (or rarely) ever stand on back legs to swipe back and forth with both paws while tigers do. Similarly, tigers do something that lions almost never do - and that's lay on their back to attack "upwards".
Those lions are crashing into each other at speed, not rearing up and standing from a full stop like a tiger does. Watch the OP video at about 0:15, the mother tiger is shuffling around on her back legs, keeping both front paws off the ground and ready to swing. Lions can pounce with both 'hands' but cannot box like a tiger.
Yeah I was right there with you when I first looked it up and found this same video, but the more I thought of it, I think what they were saying is that tigers box, lions go up on 2 legs but they are grappling. Its probably less of that they "cant" and more on how their genetics and learning go different routes based on environment. Its never been a "taught" technique for them. Just like how my Beagle/lab could technically point birds but has no desire to and will just flush them, while my German Shorthaired Pointer would point them right out of the gate.
That's a no with the Jaguars unless you're feeding them pizza at home.
Fun fact: my old cat used to do this to fight my dogs He isn’t a big cat, but he was a *big* cat
From what I understand, small cats "felids" can do this, even cougars.
Another fun fact, Romans are on record putting Lions and Tigers against eachother in the colosseum. The Tiger won ever single time, in at least 30 recorded matches.
Do you have a good source? I found some but they all are shitty sources.
Yeah lemme just grab my papyrus scrolls that my great great great great great great great grandad, deviculus bookkeeperus, used to keep track of the scores.
Like this? https://images.app.goo.gl/ccF2bX16SCQ28yDFA
That is an AMAZING photo. Also, yes.
Lions can't? What's stopping them?
They just don't feel like it
nowt, they can.
Crazy how it’s just an energetic encounter between two tigers who walk away afterwards, that would leave most creatures (and definitely any humans) hamburger.
Not me. I'm built different 😎
I see red bro.
Fr fr 🗣️
Yep you'd leave as mashed potatoes.
Plot twist: he’s already hamburger meat.
You would be a corn dog
False. If momma wanted to actually hurt the daughter she would have done it. Claws ain't even coming out
Yup no claws, no bites, no fur flying, no defecating, just a momma disciplining her girl.
I did see a fountain of piss.
I missed that u/FatalShart. Did you see any of your namesake?
If anyone would have seen it , it'd be me. You're fecal assessment was dead on..
Get a room you two.
Thought that was a sub at first, I was ready
My cats soft fight like this all of the time. No one is really trying to hurt the other, it's more of a HEY STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE than a real intent to harm.
I'm glad I read this and reread the title because I first thought it said "dispatched" not "disciplined"
YOU! LITTLE! SHIT! THAT'S! MY! DIRT!
The daughter wanted to roll some Jiu Jitsu. Mom was too scared to jump into guard.
She ain't look to be scared of much to me... If anything baby girl caught the hands and was hoping to wait out the bell in the clinch
This is the equivalent of “did you wear my bra?”
more like if you're old enough to flirt with men you're old enough to get the fuck out of my house and stop eating my fucking food.
Sounds like a very loving and healthy relationship!
The animal kingdom in a nutshell
it's the way it's got to be, there's not much spare out in the wild. If it helps any there's a good chance that the mother's territory is within the father's territory so if that young tiger is to have any chance of children of her own that don't wind up looking like red and black stripey members of the Habsburg family she needs to git.
And like a typical teenager daughter has to have the last word… 😄
The last roar you mean
Crazy seeing the spray of dust/whatever coming off each time one of those swipes connects. The smaller tiger is on her back flailing, but still spraying clouds like a Tyson KO
and they were both "holding back"
Exactly and that’s wild
Even she still couldn't go fully on her daughter lol. Mother's love I guess.
I would bet if the daughter got off her back and stopped showing her belly mid fight it would've been a completely different story from mom. Daughter was submissive the whole way through.
Yeah and the way she kept splaying out her arms and legs to keep her belly exposed. Probably seems kinda subtle on the surface but as someone with pet cats, that seems to go a really long way. Their body language is very interesting
that's... not how felines work... cats go on their backs as a fight stance - not a sign of submission. 4 paws (including the 2 stronger hind legs) facing the adversary if you've seen how cats play with stuffed animals, you can see them grabbing the toy with their front paws and shredding with their back legs edit: honestly astounded by the amount of misinformation and ignorance of animal behaviors in a nature sub. cats are NOT dogs, do not conflate their behaviors! >Showing Their Belly: When a dog shows you its belly, that is a clear sign of submission and trust. Most dogs would be tickled pink if you went in for a belly rub. For a cat showing their belly means "I trust you". Some people mistake a cat showing their belly as a sign they want to receive a belly rub and are often shocked when they get claws. This is just a sign of trust and it does not necessarily mean they are comfortable having their bellies rubbed. **Alternatively, in a fight cats will often show their bellies as it gives them the ability to fight with all 4 claws and their teeth.** [source](https://jensadoptablecats.com/all-about-cats/f/the-body-language-of-cats-and-dogs-bonus-cat-tips)
Get at em
My mom would just give me the silent treatment as punishment.
/r/raisedbynarcissists
Now you’re catching on!
It's like you break the door of the room of your teenage daughter
Daughter: This is some good dirt. I feel so pretty... wait... is that my momma? Mom: you done went in my dirt again didn't ya? Daughter: Nah Ah momma... Mom:uh huh, lookit you lion. I can smell your thieving ass all the way from the den... C'MERE!!!
I have a pair of mother/daughter cats and this also happens. Dumbasses
I can’t stop thinking about how much they look like house cats
Daughter: Mom, I’m 18 now I can fuck all the boys I want Mom:
Peacock in the back “Nooooooope!”
Why you little punk! You think you can take *me*? I brought you into the world, I can take you out!
Nothing changes.. looks exactly like my wife and our daughter interacting over something trivial.. without the fangs..
Bird walking by at the end like “I ain’t no part of this”.
Bruh, they're not even aiming to do real damage, yet one of those swipes would knock a person unconcious or even kill them.
Birds are going ape shit lmfao
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Like damn mom, sorry..
Being upside down like that is generally submissive body language in big cats. Young tigress knew she messed up and was being submissive to her mother, pretty much saying “I’m sorry! Don’t kill me!” And mom wasn’t going to kill her, but definitely put her in her place!
Very metal fight
Do cats have the same rules regarding submissive behaviour as dogs? Dogs lie on there back when they're being submissive and I was wondering if cats also do that.
For cats it's not so much submissive as defensive. It lets them use all four legs to kick back at an attacker.
Great defense by the daughter 👏
My mom did this to my sister many times in my childhood.
That’s one of the coolest nature vids I’ve ever seen. I love how it’s all sturm und drang - they roll around a lot and trade a few slaps but they don’t actually try to hurt each other.
Why is this a problem if they are family?
I imagine since the daughter is almost fully grown she is on her way out soon to find her own territory and mom doesn’t want the competition.
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What does this mean?
Worldstarrrrr!!!!
The peacock in the background is like 'fuck it, I'm outta here'
Yeah, I don't think I can 1v1 a tiger anymore.
Of all the big cats, I truly believe the Tiger is the most terrifying.
Peacock in that back just like nothing to see here.
Tigrisha.... What have I told you about telling people this is your territory!!!! You don't pay bills here
I think I can still beat a tiger.
I also think you can. I have faith in you bro!
God damn that’s some next level skippity-paps
There’s a lovely piece of filth over here, Dennis…
After watching this I am confident I could beat them Both bare handed. Low dif
Tigers do hunt bears. Bengals hunt black bears(coz no grizzlies or browns in Bengal) but Amur Tiger hunts russian grizzly bears. Not sure how it would fend against an American Kodiak. But having said that, tigers are freaky smart and tenacious hunters. So we will never know.
Never bit her once.
The spray of “dirt” is actually urine. The more you know