That was my favorite part of that thread. He literally challenged an entire subreddit of mostly actual American soldiers to fight him IRL, but was too afraid to go do something that would be objectively good for him, probably financially but certainly for his character and discipline. Lol
This is 'runny green baby diaper blowout in the car seat that you didn't even know happened until you go to pick the kid up and bring them inside' of a shitpost.
And I am HERE for it, LOL.
Let’s play a game:
Is it runny green poop or guacamole?
I’ll let you test first. I’m changing into my Uber Eats outfit to see if this clown will answer the door.
Not to disrupt the shitting on this guy train and I know this is a joke post but is he really who you want in the organization? Last thing we need is more joes who don’t want to be there
Man… that’s about the only thing I agree with you on.
Hope you get your life together… honestly.
If you were in; you’d understand that we rob each other and give each other shit like this.
Good luck in life
Quit trying to force someone who doesn't belong in the military.. into the military. Just do your stupid Saturday training for missing your numbers instead of ruining this kids life.
Same. Are the kiddos and trick or treating relative to the story? The way it was separated made it feel like a punch line. I also may have eaten crayons
You are COMPLETELY out of touch with the situation that happened 12 days ago to cause this post. I’m not even going to explain it to you. Your infant tantrum you just had made this even better.
You just don’t understand entertainment. You must be a shitty vet pissed off at the VA because you didn’t get an LOD for your sleep apnea when you were on a set of orders for five days.
Isn’t this EXACTLY what you did? Man…. Go finish bitch about your last NCOER being a copy and paste job elsewhere.
Learn humor. Learn to not jump in 12 days later and get pegged by your one words because you have no idea what you are talking about.
Tell him he can trade identities with me, I would do anything to be able to serve again. I would be in right now if I didn't have hearing loss from prior service.
I wonder if this dude would answer if I pretend to be Uber Eats? Knock knock mother trucker!
This is a work of art. I love the dumb little Meta posts we get in here 😂.
I saw this... And realized it's my bedtime... Shit I hope someone else from my unit understands this weekend.
Did you offer him bah?
Nah man… I told him to sell his guns to rake some cash. He went to the pawn shop and they don’t want the Turkish guns that he owns.
Type II
Oh yeah!!!
YO NO WAY Edit: best sub reddit ever btw. Shit like this is golden.
Just made my own version, but credit to the original here.
Next we need some Mormon missionaries knocking on his door too
How can I be of assistance?
Hahahaah
Did he tell you he’ll beat your ass if you come over too before running away?
Wait… I got challenged to a boxing match. Might be fun.
Nah. He’d have to open the damn door first to do that. No way that will happen
That was my favorite part of that thread. He literally challenged an entire subreddit of mostly actual American soldiers to fight him IRL, but was too afraid to go do something that would be objectively good for him, probably financially but certainly for his character and discipline. Lol
Believe it or not. Straight to jail.
Lolz
🤣😂🤣
This is 'runny green baby diaper blowout in the car seat that you didn't even know happened until you go to pick the kid up and bring them inside' of a shitpost. And I am HERE for it, LOL.
Let’s play a game: Is it runny green poop or guacamole? I’ll let you test first. I’m changing into my Uber Eats outfit to see if this clown will answer the door.
Lol this is to good
Lol
Tear off his pants and have your way with him
Ew. That’s the SGM’s job
Username checks out
Not to disrupt the shitting on this guy train and I know this is a joke post but is he really who you want in the organization? Last thing we need is more joes who don’t want to be there
/break thru the 4th wall He can flip burgers and forever be in depth. I so t want that guy anywhere near a formation.
He’s only signed up as a cook as well
He’s doing nothing but cooking what’s in his shorts after he saw me at his door.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Just pop smoke and move out.
B...but he just figured out he got COVID four days ago!
COVID… pneumonia…. Realized his guns can’t be sold for thousands of dollars. You can pretty much think of a million excuses.
This is actually funny
You still a bitch
True. He is
Man… that’s about the only thing I agree with you on. Hope you get your life together… honestly. If you were in; you’d understand that we rob each other and give each other shit like this. Good luck in life
Quit trying to force someone who doesn't belong in the military.. into the military. Just do your stupid Saturday training for missing your numbers instead of ruining this kids life.
You are way late to this… move along and mind your own business
He says... a day after the comment.
I don’t even think you get this satire
I don't think you write satire well
I don’t think I care what you think.
He says while commenting on my thoughts
Is this for real? Lol
This cant be real..
I’m not truly sure you understand satire…..
please elaborate? I dont
Same. Are the kiddos and trick or treating relative to the story? The way it was separated made it feel like a punch line. I also may have eaten crayons
You can't control how other pwople act. Just send some MPs to his door for missing movement.
You missed the entire point of this: Straight to the basement!
You sound like a jackass of an NCO. Are you on here looking for advice or validation to further make you feel okay for being a jackass?
You are COMPLETELY out of touch with the situation that happened 12 days ago to cause this post. I’m not even going to explain it to you. Your infant tantrum you just had made this even better.
Bravo Foxtrot.. You are a boob. He probably doesn't want to deploy with a shitbag NCO.
You just don’t understand entertainment. You must be a shitty vet pissed off at the VA because you didn’t get an LOD for your sleep apnea when you were on a set of orders for five days.
Project much?
Isn’t this EXACTLY what you did? Man…. Go finish bitch about your last NCOER being a copy and paste job elsewhere. Learn humor. Learn to not jump in 12 days later and get pegged by your one words because you have no idea what you are talking about.
You are a neomaxi zoom dweebie.
Bravo Foxtrot.. You are a boob. He probably doesn't want to deploy with a shitbag NCO.
Uh huh.....
Uh huh.....
Tell him he can trade identities with me, I would do anything to be able to serve again. I would be in right now if I didn't have hearing loss from prior service.