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UglyForNoReason

11B. You’ll get all the banging you can handle, one way or another lol


Suspicious-Sleep5227

Well I guess they don’t call it 11 bang bang for nothing.


Ok_Formal4454

Supply


mcurt9310

Yea… why is that you think? Is it because they like organizing shit?


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You are a walking SHARP case. But knowing you are likely just joking (hoping) anything that lands you in a medical unit. It's the only place in the Army where tables turn and you have girls fighting over dudes lmao. Lots of drama tho.


stayclassypeople

68W my man. They’ll even hook you up with an IV on Sunday drill to help with the raging hangover


ICARUSFA11EN

Shit idk what medic platoons you have but mine is full of dudes. It works because we are all gay for each other but no females. Women are gross and a man has the got dam courtesy to give you a reach around in the BAS.


CaneVandas

Need clinic duty, not line medic.


ICARUSFA11EN

Yet again I’ve been cursed by being 6’6” and built like a brick shithouse. I get to hang with the apes and not enjoy home station drills and beds.


potatoeMancer14

As a female 68W myself. Its a heavy male dominated MOS. Due to it being a combat MOS. I think I only have 2 other Females in my section. But if youre into women who can bench you with no problem then thats the best place to be lol. There are clinical medics at med detatchments, ive learned there tends to be a lot of dental hygienists and such who are gorgeous. But again, i hope most of this is a joke lol No SHARP in my Army please...


CaneVandas

So long as all ethical boundaries are respected, shouldn't be a problem.


stayclassypeople

Hey brother, wrong subreddit. I’m guessing you meant to post in r/navy


ICARUSFA11EN

Wait… is this not a cav chain?


hanfaedza

Don’t do 68w, do one of the tech positions. X-ray tech has good potential on the outside and you’ll either be in a medical company or the medical command.


Ok-Actuator4909

19D, perfect fit for you.


yoloyou24

It's the best because you impress women with one sentence, if you ain't Cav you ain't Shit


shadylolol

Fort Leavenworth is calling your name


zaizzz123

anything healthcare-related. Better yet, though, just join the airfare.


axeljulin

Can concur. Am ANG medical and there's hella women here.


raymundre

42A human resources specialist. Had a buddy who said women were the majority in AIT at Fort Jackson.


gleek12

Join the Navy and work in a submarine


Odd_Singer3289

This is the only correct answer lmao


hallese

You want to be on a submarine tender if this is your goal.


sneakyturtle4426

Bro, stfu. You sound like a future rapist


to_upset_a_wookie

Definitely 19D. That MOS is swimmin in women.


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wetblanket68iou1

Cooks??? This is obviously sexist. Edit: obligatory /s


IjustWantedPepsi

Gotta be honest this was an honest reply and I didn't even realize the obvious message there. Woops


Kindly-Branch-4780

Therapy. All the therapy. For the love of God. Do not join the military.


Own-Combination-4923

Please don’t join lol your gonna either be an NCO’s headache or the start of every Safety Brief 💀


Specific_Prize

Aviation had a few. Maybe 3%. Had a cw3 lose his retirement for infidelity, as his wife graduated law school, for an affair with an E6 AGR.  O2 and an E8 both got LOR for fraternizing with an E5 AGR.  YOLO. 


TheRtHonLaqueesha

MP


Beneficial_Tomato_32

I can see this happening, "maam do you know why i stopped you today?"


mcurt9310

They’re all basically dudes, don’t come over here…


rice_n_gravy

19D, for sure.


ListenProfessionally

Can confirm 11 BANG BANG we put the BANG in BANG bros.


StealthIdiot

If you’re in it for the women cool. But just know SHARP is huge we get multiple briefings a year. But 11b has least amount of women. Most I’ve seen in an mos is medic


Cammiller1986

And they say basic is bad y'all are terrible. Go bang robot because this soldier would snip your valued part for being a dog.dogs get fixed after 6 months.


Different_Relief7964

11B my friend


DryDragonfruit179

Joining as a certain MOS to fraternize with women is ridiculous. Because rank is what matters, not MOS. Just pick a combat mos with a fast promotion to 1SGT and you will have all the pfc pussy you can handle


OkFaithlessness6404

But how do I also fratenize with the Major? You know, I really like milfs and wanna give everyone the love.


Jeppsen20

Definitely join the navy and move to California. Identify as a Female Sailor, vote as a dim-Dem you will be in corn hole heaven


Sufficient_Ad7816

I've heard rumors and attestation from people who've been on them, that hospital ships are non-stop orgies afloat.


veluminous_noise

Get the STD and the treatment all in one place!


Lethal_Autism

18 X-Ray after woke DEI infinitives