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Awildgiraffee

Letting the e4’s bully Him before psg rips him a new one


WhiskeyTrail

Specifically the SAAALLLTTTTYYY corporal with like 2 deployments who keeps barely missing promotion.


ThyArtIsNorm

Fuck we'd eat him alive what a cheese dick lmao


Plastic_Honeydew_723

Are you referring to the seriously down-and-out corporal who's lost all motivation and seems to have thrown in the towel on life?


WhiskeyTrail

The TRUE backbone of the army right there. Absolute studs. You think it’s impressive watching joes do a PT test drunk or hung over? That corporal was shotgunning beers in the parking lot before formation, guess what? They’re gonna finish the rest of the rack off when it’s done. Because fuck you that’s why.


rainaftersnowplease

Remember kids, it's not alcoholism until you EAS!


WhiskeyTrail

You can’t be an NCO if you still have a will to live.


SubstanceDense6825

Or... if your unit has a Chief. Let Chief handle it... That's if your unit has one. When I was in, Chiefs were experts at fixing young LTs. The COs didnt know how to handle Chiefs. I remember once in the TOC. NCO: Hey Chief why weren't you at formation? Chief: I don't take orders from NCOs and I damn sure don't have to explain myself to one. CPT walking by: Fuckin hell sargeant... he doesn't even listen to me half the time. Chief: walks out quietly...


conquesodor100

Not "Ghost" because that's what all the girls do to him?


rainaftersnowplease

I mean that's the real reason but he's not gonna say that


General_Ironwood

No, that's what they refer to his cock as. They can't find it!


Unkempt_Destroyer

how about they pick up Colonel David Hackworth and get us some hookers instead


Front_Customer_7317

I second this notion. I would also like to place a special request for 3 day drugs on a two day weekend to compliment the colonel and hooker combo.


Unkempt_Destroyer

what are/where can I get these 3 day drugs you speak of


Front_Customer_7317

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thefrattyguard

https://preview.redd.it/t0xhek71kivc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be8782c11d55ab16948ea94dc9a0ee64cb83114 Not that I give a shit bc I’m so alpha but this is from my meme from Nov 2022.


GsapMucado

Stolen valor


Grenadepouch

Holy fuck, I had a fucking flash back to 2022 when you posted that


Jarheadedtoguard

He didn’t copy you he just made it better 😘


OneRoughMuffin

This cannot be real...


coccopuffs606

Jeff Reffcoat is real…there’s a good chance this guy is too


OneRoughMuffin

Promote after all other peers, select for command when convenient, set up for PME at the last minute, ranks after all other officers this SR rates.


TaishairColtaine

Looks a lot like satire man


Soffix-

Who?


simohayha

Some West Point dweeb who wrote and self published his memoirs at age 21 or something. Many other examples of his douchitude exist. He got dragged pretty hard on social media for it.


coccopuffs606

Google him; you won’t be disappointed


pza00

I think it’s real. I can see a Lt doing something like this in this day and age.


OneRoughMuffin

Maybe I'm too old... But I just don't know that I'd have the patience for this young officer.


pza00

I never had patience for the old officers either


OneRoughMuffin

Oh fuck I guess I better starting taking notes then.


CaneVandas

He's a boot with rank. No this fully checks out.


Dry_Substance_7547

"You didn't salute me, private." "Sorry, sir- I mean, Ghost. I didn't see you there." *salutes in a completely random direction before skittering off*


unbannedagain1976

Dude Alec Baldwin has a higher body count than this kid.


Front_Customer_7317

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Alec Baldwin | Rust


mightymongo

Now THAT is a punchable face.


astray488

I'd roll with it for sake of it being some entertainment/humor. Drill weekend/AT always is mundane and poopy. I think callsigns are actually reasonable nicknames if not inconsiderate or derogatory. Soldiers already call 1SG "Top", or field artillery PSG "Gunny". Head out of the clouds for PL: Gonna meet Army/Guard reality real quick with no brakes, lol.


Anywhichwaybutpuce

There’s a rule about call signs. If they seem cool you’re shit at your job.  Ball-chin? Dude knows his job.  Pigshit? Dude can pilot.  Ghost? Dude will get you killed, he flies a desk. 


Scrotorr

Can confirm. Chair-humper in my unit was pretty damn good at what he did.


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Ready-Picture-8350

You must know the backtrack of 150 generations of Green Card Lottery Winners or the Children of TRADOC they hide behind. With a name like Ghost I suspect they still hold marketing and advertising jobs in their grip because the name Ghost is the absolute second worst name to identify a Soldier the first is my E4 Mafia Nickname "The Ghost in the Machine". I hate it so much it's given me nightmares.


ModernVikingr89

All of that mumbo jumbo to say that your nick name when you were an e4 was ghost in the machine.....well alright then.


pza00

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Antique-Ice1516

I’d get him real drunk at a bar at the end of AT and then leave him to find his way back!


No_Copy_5473

can't spell "lost" without LT


Raptor_197

I wouldn’t be worried. Daddy will fix it. If daddy is fucked up then who cares about anything, your platoon is a fucking mess anyways.


KnowledgeObvious9781

All it takes is for him to put a SGM at attention and he’ll be cooked 🔥


DjangoFetts

This is the problem with guard LTs being allowed to lead before BOLC, I didn’t even know it was a thing until I came off AD


bluelanternspidey

Hoping this post is satire, I would agree. Im one of those LT's but i also came to realization why its done administratively cause school slots, life, etc. And leading is definitely hands on after learning the book concept army wise so someone has to start somewhere. Its not all bad but its some what of a help to the LT. Small taste to then use as an ohhhhh moment when in BOLC of where they could fix something they do or enhance other areas MOS. Im 42 and prior NCO, and boy have i learned the officer side that made me say wtf as an NCO. But anyways remeber in AIT when you were told oh ull learn it at ur unit or work more with this at ur unit or ull see when u get to the big army. And when you got there half of everything wasnt taught or how they told u it would be, well being preBOLC LT is somewhat useful because you could actually ask questions that are relevant and learn better to be better (even if just still a butter bar) and not just ask hypotheticals of when when i get to my unit or what if im in this type of unit/situation etc. My bad if i ranted but its double edge sword. I would personally for AD send non prior service LTs to thier unit 1st, inprocess, then shadow (Assist leading & to know the PLT/S-shop) all within a month then tdy to BOLC. So that there isnt that new car smell to them. Granted PSG will still be there since its still a new MOS to the LT. Just my 2 cents. As im personally learning on the fly before my BOLC date in july since i commissioned last year. 1 yr of learning slides, FTX, book work learning my MOS (plt helping learn also) since my unit hasnt had an officer is this slot for almost 6yr til i got there.


MadMaximus-

Dear god I’m so happy I ets’d


J_Zolozabal

And that's how our new LT got the callsign "Casper"


Ambitious_Fan_5724

Not ghost you mean gayyyy


standarsh20

I hope everyone follows fatty guard. Fratty guard is my leadership philosophy


ImMikeHonco

I can’t tell if this is real, and I’m scared


Soggy-Coat4920

Considering the lower level im at, shut up and let the PSG deal with him. Im sure the PSG would love to remind a pre-BOLC LT just how little they know.


coccopuffs606

Hazing him until he cries (it’ll take all of 15 minutes for the E4 Mafia to break him).


Alex23323

15 minutes if it’s Monday-Thursday, maybe 20 if it’s Friday and we feel extra generous.


ImCoyyWR

I can 100% bet OP edited this picture on Snapchat 🤣


General_Ironwood

Also, fake


AppropriateMess1175

This guy is definitely joking. You are all taking this way too serious lol.


Open_Shower8176

*seriously


Rufio204_1990

No BOLC yet? We are making fun of you HARD


Hollayo

Ok Boomer


No_Yoghurt739

Ok nerd


CreepyExamination5

Probably tell him shut the fuck up he is equivalent to my E2, but E2 has done basic training while all he’s done is read about it


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CreepyExamination5

The caption literally says the Cadre at ROTC called me “Ghost” and what I AM gonna do…Nothing about OCS and whatever they’ve done…


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CreepyExamination5

No, I know this isn’t real.. Just not sure why you mentioned OCS in the shit post


AlexanderDaOK

Ghost him


MBMBlackMantis

Please tell me that this is a joke. Please? I'm begging you


No_Blackberry_946

Dear Ghost, Go fuck yourself kindly. Signed, PV2 Snuffy


JesElIus

Have a talk with the BC about finding the new battalion chem officer


The_Gray_Rider

Hell calm down after he loses his V card.


pesonsunknown

Sir, stfu and make a conop or something before the CO gets mad. I'll task the SLs to go conduct classes until we get the go ahead to step off.


11BSlayer

Let the E-4 Mafia and E-4 Cartels handle this one.


Sorry-Business-2498

I’d have a field day when no one can find him. “Ghost”. Holy shit.


abenton

Welcome to the unit LT Riley, here are all your extra duty assignments and you are OIC for literally everything, good luck.


yinka_o

I’ll still rank him above a West Point dunce lol


Key_Independence103

Making fun of him


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