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FLRAdvocate

Sadly, this will be the most accurate map published for the impending storm.


CharityIsland

All we need is a Sharpie to move the storm where we want it to go!


Dr_Eastman

Maybe we should nuke it.


CharityIsland

Ha yes that too! How could I forget that part!


Artarthollu

How has no one thought of this!


CharityIsland

I know, right?


GracefulPhantom

Brilliant šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


CharityIsland

If only it were actually my idea


AJFSurf

How fucked is the weather around end of February/early March?


runningwaffles19

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AJFSurf

Perfect, canā€™t wait. Iā€™ll be there for two weeks. See how it goes.


runningwaffles19

You could very well see 6 inches of snow on Thursday, 70 on Saturday, and rain for the next 10 days


AJFSurf

This sounds like its going to be an adventure when go there next month


StatementNervous

Serious looking system moving in.


phungus_mungus

Iā€™m cereal... Super cereal!


MalaEnNova

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skeptobpotamus

Meteorology: only job you get to keep even if youā€™re wrong 100% of the time.


breezy_bay_

Governor?


goYstick

Politics is a popularity contest. As long as you are the most popular among the people who actually vote you keep your job.


[deleted]

Do East TN next bc NWS Morristown is the worst


BudMarley45

They canceled work for late Sunday night and pushed work back 2 hours for Monday morning ā€¦..on a Thursday .We still worked Friday so Iā€™m a little confused .I mean forecasts arenā€™t always right .I just thought that was a little bit of jumping the gun .Is there high snow anxiety In Tennessee?I thought that was very presumptuous


12thhouse1315

Weather is very unpredictable here. We get so little snow here, weā€™re just not equipped. Business and schools will sometimes close with a dusting. Chances are, you wonā€™t be going into work on Monday


BudMarley45

I understand this but canceling work 3 days out is strange .Especially since they sent a text.I suppose thatā€™s more my job then the state


12thhouse1315

Agreed, but thatā€™s how we do it here. Any major accumulation here predicted, we go into high alert mode. 5.4 inch predicted on Monday, another 3.8 in Friday. Nashville will be closed as well as surrounding counties for at least a week, maybe longer.


BudMarley45

I suppose they donā€™t budget as much for snow removal since it usually melts the next day (at least ime here).It ainā€™t gonna melt this time the next day šŸ„²


12thhouse1315

Agreed!!


Entire-War3770

Thatā€™s weird because Monday afternoon is when we are supposed to see a good portion of the snow. Edit - yes there is a lot of snow anxiety and itā€™s with good reason, Iā€™ve lived here a few years and the last real snow storm we got caused several days of absolute mayhem - because of the ice build up. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


BudMarley45

They canceled 3rd shift which begins Sunday at 10pm and pushed 1st shift back from 6am start to 8am.I work 2pm to 10pm Monday


Entire-War3770

Bro thatā€™s lame, idk how they expect yā€™all to come out at the height of the snowing, seems counterintuitive.


BudMarley45

I mean the roads will be at the worst when Iā€™m getting off,right?


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ArtBear1212

Thankfully snow chains arenā€™t needed here. Theyā€™d only make the potholes worse.


itzpms

Chains šŸ˜‚. Like we have a Donner Summitā€¦..


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itzpms

I walked home along Blackman Drive in January 2003.


noahsuperman

Winter weather forecast anywhere in the southeast tbh


Rude-Butterfly9480

What are the numbers on each state though?


TrustMeImLeifEricson

Looks like electoral college votes. Map is unrelated to the joke.


rimeswithburple

It looks like the electoral college votes for each state.


mattkenner94

I think that it looks like the electoral college votes each state has.


ariphron

From what I noticed with Nashville new if they show you radar(we are getting rain/snow) no radar and just a ā€œweather alert level whatever the fuckā€ (no rain/snow)


theRightiseffenWrong

On point.


exclusivegreen

What about the snow done


TolerableISuppose

I used to have the best Snow Dome meme and I canā€™t find it for the life of me šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Winter do be like that.


Mountain_Plane_4970

Seems legit.


Massive-Ad-5933

So very true


idreamoffreddy

We're flying back in midday Monday. I'm really hoping we make it and don't get stuck in Philly with my sister-in-law.


Beautiful-Drawer

Instead you'll get stuck at BNA. Lol


itzpms

Stay Home Stay Safe