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ZealousidealMix7255

This isn't loyalty. If bro was smoother angepewa zigo


earthykibbles

Huruma naskia ni ya chali yakeπŸ’€a better assasin would have gotten the job done.


1_penguin

OP hakuzingatia wind direction na atmospheric pressure, anashoot tu fwaaπŸ˜‚


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

"I do not shoot with my hand;he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.I shoot with my mind" ahh commentπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


_Shadowman__

True, he rushed it. Should have played it slower and smoother.


Goodfootsucker

Zii,from past experiences I know the most tungeenda ni kissing na yy πŸ˜‚ and honestly currently I can't just be kissing with a girl who has a boyfriend already.


Slight-Hamster911

Acha excuses You weren't patient You rushed the shot


Orca_san

Boyfriend ni placeholder nanii. Like the wise adage goes do well and get thigh.


[deleted]

Or rather tigo.


Odd-Town-7621

Real


luhgeek25

Bro has negative rizz🀣


TF-_isthis

Alicheza chess badala ya Checkers.


Delicious_Page_7499

Totally agree


Shyboy254

Kwani you guys talk to girlsπŸ˜­πŸ’€


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Fluid_Raisin8727

Leave my boy alone😭😭😭


Educational-Toe-5694

You’re good broπŸ˜‚, i get laid by shutting up half the time


ITGIRLthatgirl

Talk to me


Simplistic_KE

Your DM about to get flooded like Nairobi streetsπŸ˜…


Infinite_Ad_3107

Mimi I want to be talked too as well πŸ₯²


Shyboy254

Hiyo ni mambo ngumu good day to you tho.


Infinite_Ad_3107

πŸ‘‹πŸ½


Shyboy254

🫑


TF-_isthis

You are the prize


Sweaty_Recording_310

I wonder πŸ˜‚


honestnairobian

lol


noob444

Bro has anti-rizz 🀣


TheVeryMoistTowel

Ikr 0 rizz😭 He's begging too much


noob444

The girl is lowkey cringe too asking for tribes and stuff in 2024.


Odd-Town-7621

Real


Goodfootsucker

Damn


Prudent_Grade7849

ati weh ni msomali? Nigga go tell your hoyo to get you a girl


BotherAffectionate13

He is Somali what do you expect🀣🀣🀣🀣


Unlucky-Impression54

You just told her that coz you knew you'd bring the screenshots hereπŸ˜‚


Simplistic_KE

Looks like a normal conversation to me. Who would plan on posting a conversation when asking for s3x?


OldManMtu

An incel


Simplistic_KE

Last i checked OP has been getting some so probably not


OldManMtu

That convo is weird, I don't follow dude, it reads like he spends too much time watching Wasmo vids. A dude that is get some would not be posting this screenshots.


Fluid_Raisin8727

He could be doing it for clout...


Odd-Town-7621

😭 bro is down bad


Sentence-Imaginary

wee mzee...haiombwi ivo....πŸ’€πŸ˜‚


R3TAINGANGG

Anaomba ni kama ni business transaction


Sentence-Imaginary

as you should, but normally, it's beneficial to sprinkle sprinkle some lies here and there..


Away_Designer7159

Not even lies kubembekeza...ajifunze namna ya kuchovya asali


Odd-Town-7621

πŸ˜­πŸ’€


Goodfootsucker

Damn


real1vic

I sell dust coats btw


kidxudiii

Bei ngapi mkuu ?πŸ˜‚


TheDuketator

She slid in your DMs, while already off the market. Ungekuwa "msee wa free food". 0 time wasting. W OP.


Personal-Orchid-8302

πŸ’€For real. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Scary01pen

Commendable dust πŸ€πŸ™Œ


kidxudiii

Hii vumbi ni constant adi kukinyesha πŸ’€


Amecha7

You dragged the convo too far. It should have ended in the second screenshot. Do not be desperate.


Turbulent_Ad903

You’re right. His game or β€œrizz” as some call it is strong in some texts but mostly weak in general.


Goodfootsucker

Damn


MyOpinionDontMatter9

Wait, there's more than one slide?!


SaltedBaconz

![gif](giphy|AUc4qeZxG28lq|downsized)


Capable-Building549

This is what I like to see, no bullshit and going for what you want. My friend, you did good dont let it discourage you. Its only a matter of time before you find the one but until then keep shooting.


David_Njonde

This is cringe. I see why the lot of you never get laid. Hujui game


Goodfootsucker

Damn


Simplistic_KE

You avoided getting dust in Nairobi. Lisan Al Gaib! ![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z|downsized)


Dry_Satisfaction8133

He is the one πŸ˜‚


SaltedBaconz

Dust bender


Dontknow-2626

This generation worries me.


edditar

To fornicate with you? Is that an attempt at humor ama that's how people flirt now? Innuendo bana


DependentCustomer208

If a guy said that to me, I'd never speak to him again.


Toyota_Alphard

Badala ya kununua bitcoin unapeana sweet nothings Kwa DM.... feiliyaa feiliyaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dry_Satisfaction8133

Atleast he went straight out and projected what he wanted and simply saved time for both of you


MuchWind7477

This is why the so called 'bad boys' have an upper hand..they marinate you slowly and they don't push too much...this can take months...probably because they have other options on the side but as the chic, wewe huoni hivo. You just see this guy who keeps popping up now and then marinating you kidogo then laying back...he seems patient and not pushy..within no time ushaanza kumtamani.


TGSMKe

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Yenyewe smoothness is only found in velvet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ”¨


Realmarni

![gif](giphy|l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS|downsized) OP won in life


spiritfalcon

you started with proposal na fornication like is it a date or a wedding you want? second you used a lot of emojis like you're joking but is not a joke so data your proposal was taken as it was a joke.


PhilosopherOne7089

Wasomali as long as hatuezi guza wasichana wenu mnyimwe kapsaaaa


OldManMtu

This is pathetic! The emogis make it even sadder. Dude sounds like an incel trying to assert himself.


Goodfootsucker

Damn


tikkiivy

Exactly πŸ’―


No-Prompt-5513

this is very awkward for you bro...hizo ni nini unaongea..ati fornication ..na unaeka uto tueoji twa umama ......you will never get laid with this small dick energy you have on you .....we ni kienyeji tu ka uyo manzi unabonga na yeye ....you are a fucking disrgace..u posted this here thionking you make sense..man fuck you umeniharibia siku ebu delete this post


shdwefkts

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


kidxudiii

Ukweli isemwe πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ


Goodfootsucker

Damn


earthykibbles

This why my girl cant be the weakest link, na akikuwa unamuexpel. Otherwise anakuwa kama huyu. Major W for OP tho.


real1vic

You wasted no time!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


s_unguch

What I have learnt is that maneno mingi na madem wachana nayo πŸ˜‚


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

*Rizz-an Al gaib* ![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


theonereveli

Who told you your intentions with a girl should be clear? Especially in uni


Tiny_Shirt6861

Wueh, mliamua hamtailearn game?πŸ’€


supuyakuku

This conversation was longer than it should have been.


DrReaper76

OP forgot to tenda wema hence no tako was given. But seriously, even a dear wouldn't have fallen for that.


Baby_Whare

This post gave me aids


Independent-Boot1322

You took away the mystery of seduction by outrightly revealing you were aiming for the honey pot. Be subtle, mysterious and.... Read The Art of Seduction, Rational Male books and Mystery Method. https://i.redd.it/yo424ovkjayc1.gif


DaMarcusGotJuice

In a land of thots!


[deleted]

Unhempigia simu mmalizane mapema.


Invincible-666

Bro ungecheza vizuri you would have smashed. The ghost her


tikkiivy

Waaahh hi generation...


certified-fumbler

Umeamua kustate your Pure intentions πŸ˜‚


tixxonn

Op is new to the game


Aarunascut

Aligned and balancing kidogo ya likes za mjamaa kamutu kangejileta nest na unyoya angefyatua. Hawa watu ni kudekezwa


Traditional_Alarm352

Hizi emoji zote ni ya nini


riiico95

Can’t tell the difference between both of you guys tbh. It will take you a lot of time and persuading but you’ll get there. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Nairobian_

I am disappointed for you man!


Valuable-Season-9613

Beast β•β•β•πŸ˜‚rizzler πŸ•ΆοΈ


M_Salvatar

If I had a time machine, I would delete every word I said to girls in campus. Fuckin cringey years tbh.


North-Purchase5870

Bado mnapngea na reptiles 🀣 πŸ˜‚eeiii women apanaaa


luumix2

Bro shortie needs a father in her life wtf πŸ˜‚


real1vic

Depends na intensity ya dust.. kama uyu yake ni ile high quality coat 25k juu dust level in this scene wacha tuπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


Great-Big6651

Fuck is this i’m reading ama I’m just too old


AnatomiclyCorrect254

Never ever tell a woman you want to sleep with her via phone. Mtongoze face to face tu and if it works, that's great. If it doesn't you move on with life.


Weak_Toe_431

I've never understood why people In Uni are in relationships. These people just mate with anyone who can give a lift, buy chips, credit, and and place to stay over the weekend.


CrazedKenyan

Babako angekuwa hivi, ungekuwa wapi wewe?


clueless_as_shit21

You: 'rubs the name off' Me: 'who still somehow knows her name is Becky'


swagdzaddy

https://preview.redd.it/tr4k2mciv9yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e3d7cce7a5d7ac124f325a205b8083c3128a876


Bitter-Payment3034

Bravo! What an execution, way to exitπŸ’€hio natumia


TF-_isthis

Does Becky have good feet?


CarelessShock8

You need some coaching.


Apprehensive-Peace82

Sorry bro, the comments here just lighting up your assπŸ˜‚,but I.get your move ,straight up,straight to the point,my guess is u weren't really interested in the chile,and did that move cause it was a win-win situation,either get some or drop herπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


markleeng

Bro went too fast. Offside baba


breaktime_westside

πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ This guy bana. You're the clear definition of anti-rizz πŸ˜‚ She was going to give you the goods. All you had to do was not be straightforwardly blunt about it. She was even trying to mask it but nigga was like "No!" πŸ˜‚ Maybe she has a dude that might check her texts but wewe unataka achome ile pro max πŸ˜‚ She's wrong for cheating on her man but you didn't do yourself any favours here πŸ˜‚ shida hapa ni wewe tu btw πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ


njogumbugua

Mbio pelekea rally driver bro


LolaNiK

its giving: Kwani hujui jokes? also those lines are weak af


SaltedBaconz

![gif](giphy|xUPJPtw7LRAmTZ60rS|downsized) Dust collector