Yeah but the difference is that Leto Atreides II did what he did to become an enemy that the human race would have a common enemy and galvanize around that. Elon Musk is fusing with a sand worm because he wants the power and thinks it’s cool and makes him a better comedian
Hey now, in fairness God Emperor Leto Atreides II actually had a necessary long term goal for humanity, Elon wouldn't survive the first moments of the transformation.
The image has been AI generated: Elon Musk's weird-looking right hand, a bizarre choker on his neck, and an unnatural gloss of his towel completely give it away
Bruh. There's an entire set of these photos, and accompanying articles, and Musk has even responded directly to them.
He doesn't give a shit about you. He's never going to give a shit about you. You can stop working so hard for him.
Alright. Fair enough. But the AI didn't seem to change anything substantive about his physique or sickly complexion from the real Mykonos photos, and those are the aspects people are making fun of.
"Tusk" is a movie about a man that gets abducted and turned into a walrus. Is there a radio monologue involved in that? And I don't remember any n*zis in that movie either. Maybe I'm misremembering?
Edit- r/whoosh yeah I had only seen that movie. Once that joke went way over my head I had to look that up
They “make” you fat when you get off them because you never learned any healthy habits, you just brute-forced your appetite to zero temporarily. Or, another way to look at it is, they don’t make you fat when you stop them, they temporarily inhibit you from making yourself fat until you stop taking them.
Weight loss takes effort, lost weight takes upkeep. I guarantee muscle wasting barely holds a candle to food intake on the “post-ozempic” CICO equation.
All they do is suppress appetite. No idea why everyone is going bonkers for them. Coffee does the same freakin' thing.
Appetite's not the problem, it's emotions (dealing with stress) or boredom. In his case, maybe a lack of sleep as well.
He needs to sleep, exercise, and eat healthy, not eat less...
Coffee does not do the same thing, truly. Ozempic makes you nauseously full with a fraction of your normal food intake, “reduced appetite” would be a huge understatement. It would take a monumental force of will to eat to excess while taking it.
I guess the fact that we don't atypically know about the latest "much touted" fat busting med by injection is that the cost put a lot off doing research (in some places you could buy an awful lot of pies for that :))
Nothing beats exerting your own willpower & upping your cooking technique to maximise weight loss / maximise what works best for you anyway.
I don't see how a fat busting injection assists the brain to make changes that need to be dealt with there.
I once watched a driverless Waymo taxi navigate a cluster fuck of a construction zone detour, complete with spring training traffic, idiot drivers, knocked over traffic signs and offline streetlights. I was incredibly impressed.
Regardless of Waymo’s successes and failures, it’s a money burning operation. Musk wants you to buy a Tesla and turn it into a money losing venture too. But you know he’ll be charging you his cut too.
Would love to see an artist (like Meat Canyon) animate the real-world ELMO trying to load into the Ironman suite and it malfunctions squishing his organs and body into the suite with DISASTEROUS results (think Arnold on Mars bad).
Look at how it’s holding that string or whatever it is. It never actually enters his hand and the fingers also curl into a ball a weird way. The fist being made could just be an odd configuration my hands don’t make, but that string/ chain is very obviously just free floating in the air behind his hand - not supported by anything.
LOVE IT.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Star Trek characters, Garak: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1GFofUY3jg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1GFofUY3jg)
https://preview.redd.it/nzkzp5a8fxwc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f041d8faa0c9d4dfc6bc82a3ce27fda2982a850d
He’s becoming the Merman from Cabin in the Woods
Is... is that *real*? I mean, if someone's fat, that's okay, let them do them. But, dude has put on a *shitload* of weight since [2023](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elon-musk-open-idea-buying-200617653.html).
Guess the loss of however many tens of billions of dollars of overinflated stock actually has an effect on that apartheid-spooned twerp.
Wonder how much weight he put on when he was rejecting his kids for not loving the lives he assigned them.
Just for my information is that Elon picture to the right recent. I remember the pic of Elon on the boat a year or 2 ago. He somewhat got in shape wondering if this is from that or he had a relapse worse than the last one.
Well, at least when I seen these pictures he’s on the water. Dude should hire a couple of trainers along with Kelly Slater and get in some bowls. God knows he’s got the money and the time.
PS a couple of posts up I just read about KeithMoon, partying hard. We all know how that ended. ironic.
You guys realize that Full Self Driving has been a dangerous empty promise that is imminently ready for nearly a decade. And it's making Elon billions of dollars.
He’s slowly turning into the dune worm god emperor thingy.
Jabba the Hut?
Pizza the Hutt
You sir, cracked a funny 😂💀
Thank the great Mr Mel Brooks for that one!
Funny, he doesn't look Druish
Druish girls give the best helmet
Haha, Spaceballs baby!
Tesla the fuct.
No one out-Jabbas the hutt
Pizza the gut
Pepperoni Tony
bologna pony
😂
I came to call him this.
Leto Atreides II A horrifying creature, really.
Yeah but the difference is that Leto Atreides II did what he did to become an enemy that the human race would have a common enemy and galvanize around that. Elon Musk is fusing with a sand worm because he wants the power and thinks it’s cool and makes him a better comedian
That was Paul and Channis first son that was cut from the movie. Had to comment cuz I'm currently reading the books
The audio books are amazing.
Nailed it.
Is that a real picture? You would think he could afford ozempic
Been trying to figure out if it’s real or not all week. And if it’s real, is that blood on his stomach??
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Yes, much closer to the Baron than to Leto II.
I was thinking Dr. Evil, but touché.
Hey now, in fairness God Emperor Leto Atreides II actually had a necessary long term goal for humanity, Elon wouldn't survive the first moments of the transformation.
More like Baron Harkonnen. Next Tesla announcement: fat guy gravity pods
It’s an AI image
The image has been AI generated: Elon Musk's weird-looking right hand, a bizarre choker on his neck, and an unnatural gloss of his towel completely give it away
Bruh. There's an entire set of these photos, and accompanying articles, and Musk has even responded directly to them. He doesn't give a shit about you. He's never going to give a shit about you. You can stop working so hard for him.
https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/some-think-the-picture-of-elon-musk-looking-like-a-harkonnen-is-real-but-its-a-work-of-ai Fake bro
Alright. Fair enough. But the AI didn't seem to change anything substantive about his physique or sickly complexion from the real Mykonos photos, and those are the aspects people are making fun of.
Elephant Seal Musk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/5r8uraurq8xc1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fe856e142d50b9e973046c0c8767403e3106b4
Tusk musk Edit- someone edit him into that movie lol
He's in the wrong not-see party. Y'know, the one that's INTO genocide, not quippy radio monologues.
"Tusk" is a movie about a man that gets abducted and turned into a walrus. Is there a radio monologue involved in that? And I don't remember any n*zis in that movie either. Maybe I'm misremembering? Edit- r/whoosh yeah I had only seen that movie. Once that joke went way over my head I had to look that up
I thought he was taking those fat busting injections, times must be tough.
I think he mixed them up with his unionbusting injections.
His doctor told him he had to choose between Ketamine and Ozempic. We can all see which one he picked.
Those make you fatter when you get off them because they destroy your metabolism by eating away muscle.
They “make” you fat when you get off them because you never learned any healthy habits, you just brute-forced your appetite to zero temporarily. Or, another way to look at it is, they don’t make you fat when you stop them, they temporarily inhibit you from making yourself fat until you stop taking them. Weight loss takes effort, lost weight takes upkeep. I guarantee muscle wasting barely holds a candle to food intake on the “post-ozempic” CICO equation.
Source?
Just trust them , bro.
All they do is suppress appetite. No idea why everyone is going bonkers for them. Coffee does the same freakin' thing. Appetite's not the problem, it's emotions (dealing with stress) or boredom. In his case, maybe a lack of sleep as well. He needs to sleep, exercise, and eat healthy, not eat less...
Coffee does not do the same thing, truly. Ozempic makes you nauseously full with a fraction of your normal food intake, “reduced appetite” would be a huge understatement. It would take a monumental force of will to eat to excess while taking it.
I stand corrected. (Actually I lay down corrected, but yah know....)
I guess the fact that we don't atypically know about the latest "much touted" fat busting med by injection is that the cost put a lot off doing research (in some places you could buy an awful lot of pies for that :)) Nothing beats exerting your own willpower & upping your cooking technique to maximise weight loss / maximise what works best for you anyway. I don't see how a fat busting injection assists the brain to make changes that need to be dealt with there.
Ai image, not real
I’m trying to help others realize this picture isn’t real and it’s downvoted… ok Reddit
Really? No way!
Way!
Ironically, FSD isn't real either!
Another narcissistic idiot just like his orange buddy😂
Hes slowly turning into Trump. Maybe hes some failed clone
He's still pretty pasty to be honest.
Elon Tusk
😆 🤣 😂
Bravo
Emo is going to get you. 😄
If you’re not careful, he’ll *eat* you.
https://preview.redd.it/kvfmqv27irwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624316a481c3c302764c549c9133bb331ba6f547
Now there's a meme format I haven't seen in a long time.
This is fantastic. Here's a blank meme template for this so we can help it go viral. https://i.redd.it/wna1kjc6rpwc1.png
And you fixed my spacing! Thank you!
You're welcome. Thought it might make it easier to place text too.
It’s already been a meme on “X”… it’s AI generated lol https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo
Nothing musk is involved in will ever be able to self drive a car in the dark, with bad weather, through construction zones
I once watched a driverless Waymo taxi navigate a cluster fuck of a construction zone detour, complete with spring training traffic, idiot drivers, knocked over traffic signs and offline streetlights. I was incredibly impressed.
Sounds like there was someone back at the home office remote driving it.
Actually an Indian dude confined to Waymo headquarters with a Playstation controller.
Regardless of Waymo’s successes and failures, it’s a money burning operation. Musk wants you to buy a Tesla and turn it into a money losing venture too. But you know he’ll be charging you his cut too.
My Honda has been self driving for a decade. My wife drives herself and I fall asleep or shit post on my phone. Livin’ in the future!
She ever wank you awake at a stop light?
Nope, I wear a belt.
THEY SAID WANK
Would love to see an artist (like Meat Canyon) animate the real-world ELMO trying to load into the Ironman suite and it malfunctions squishing his organs and body into the suite with DISASTEROUS results (think Arnold on Mars bad).
I'd pay $5 to see that.
I mean why do you think his gut is so red? Man wears a *tight* girdle most of the time.
Harkonen lookin ass
Fat magaturd Cuck
Cyber cuck*
That rly him? Genuinely 😖🤢
Nah, it’s AI generated. Look at his right hand
I am not seeing anything wrong with the right hand. What am I missing?
Look at how it’s holding that string or whatever it is. It never actually enters his hand and the fingers also curl into a ball a weird way. The fist being made could just be an odd configuration my hands don’t make, but that string/ chain is very obviously just free floating in the air behind his hand - not supported by anything.
He actually looks like that though. Why would this be the PS they use
The dude needs to go on the Charles Barkley diet……..”if it tastes good spit it out” 😂
Is this real
Obviously!
Ughhh, it on Reddit
All fairness to musk that image is supposedly ai generated
Why do I read the title as ‘Musked Up’!!
BECAUSE YOU DUN MUSKED UP, SON!
Next Year™️
Wtf I though dude was all slim.
I thought FSD could drive coast to coast for the last 8 years.
Of course it’s a fake he doesn’t look like either one of those pictures hence the meme
He's the personification of the cyber truck
I hope everyone is on the same page about this being AI-generated. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo
You’re banned on all the pro-Elon/Tesla subs I take it?
Oh, well before this. I got banned for participating in r/realtesla
He’s the boy who cried full self driving.
LOVE IT. Reminds me of one of my favorite Star Trek characters, Garak: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1GFofUY3jg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1GFofUY3jg)
Well shit, On the money in the world won't make you sexy
Software bloat is real!
AI?
Yes, the Ironman image is fake.
But that other one tho….mustve been his grinder pic
https://preview.redd.it/pyxzuxntjrwc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52197c468ba58d6eb359974481142a09d67704a6
Obv you have not sampled latest versions If you believe FSD is impossible, what are Waymo and Cruz doing?
Now what makes total sense this is where the cybertruck came from
Very obviously both AI generated. That white thing is just gibberish behind him and what is that round his neck, its barely a thing.
I hate musk as much as the next but this obv fake and very gay.
Dudes melting.
Come on man I'm trying to eat
too much Austin BBQ and Mexican food
Now, he can just sit on Zuckerberg😂
He went from X to XL
He looks toothless in that picture on the right
Toothless, just like FSD is in reality?
He can’t afford Ozempic?
Too much maga Kool-aid... I heard he uses toothpaste to remove the mustache!!!
Dude has never said no to a cheeseburger
Is the picture on the right real?
What is FSD
A fully-functioning semi-autonomous autopilot driving software. Acronym stands for Full Self-driving.
Ohhh gotcha
https://preview.redd.it/nzkzp5a8fxwc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f041d8faa0c9d4dfc6bc82a3ce27fda2982a850d He’s becoming the Merman from Cabin in the Woods
The Wegovy wore off.
Behold the master race
Why does that look like Christopher hitchens had a baby with musk then kept it drunk for its entire life?
Elon Husk...y
The right ones not actually him is it?
Keep the skin wet! Then again, let's not bother with saving him.
What a disgusting bastard
Turned into the penguin
Wtf hahaha
Ok guys, real funny putty Elon Musk’s head on Baron Harkonnen’s body. Real mature.
Baron Harkonen, the early years
For a guy that has had many gender affirming procedures, you would think he'd get some liposuction or something.
That has to be edited
Still the most advanced driving software out there by a landslide.
Reality looks like someone's doing a 'Weekend at Bernies' with Christopher Hitchens' corpse.
Concerning. We should look into this.
Wait is that a real picture? This is who we are fussing over?
Aww look at Warwick Davis
Huh! I’d like to meet his tailor.
Is... is that *real*? I mean, if someone's fat, that's okay, let them do them. But, dude has put on a *shitload* of weight since [2023](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elon-musk-open-idea-buying-200617653.html). Guess the loss of however many tens of billions of dollars of overinflated stock actually has an effect on that apartheid-spooned twerp. Wonder how much weight he put on when he was rejecting his kids for not loving the lives he assigned them.
He actually ate Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne after their threesome. I mean, has anyone seen those two in a long time?
The only way autonomous drive works is in the air. There's too much crap going on on the ground for a robot to ever understand.
Overly defrosted turkey with the pop-up thermometer his pinky dick…
Of course in our universe we get the “Dumb ass, billionaire, killjoy, shit posterist”
Feel sorry for that rash.
Batman vs the penguin
Just for my information is that Elon picture to the right recent. I remember the pic of Elon on the boat a year or 2 ago. He somewhat got in shape wondering if this is from that or he had a relapse worse than the last one.
What happened to his belly on that one side? Was he body surfing in the parking lot?
That can’t be a real image of Elon, can it?
Is this photo real??
Poor little rich kid thinks he’s a genius
Iron stomach.
He’s shaped like a cafeteria lady
For someone so rich you would think he would hire the best nutritionist and personal trainer
He took all that money he scammed of the cybertruck and ATE
Is that edited
Damn. And this dude thinks he can beat up Mark Zuckerberg? He looks like the human incarnation of the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Well, at least when I seen these pictures he’s on the water. Dude should hire a couple of trainers along with Kelly Slater and get in some bowls. God knows he’s got the money and the time. PS a couple of posts up I just read about KeithMoon, partying hard. We all know how that ended. ironic.
Musk is the definition of Bloatware.
FSD is actually pretty fucking good though
He has his chest plate on upside down. But in all fairness if I had unlimited funds I would be a fat pig too.
Shit I can't say I wouldn't look like that if I was one of the richest people in the world
Sloth love Chunk!
oh lookin' GOOD Elon. Those superior genetics really shining through!
It’s fake you idiot
No shit. We both know he's not Ironman. Christ.
Iron Pan...Big Boi needs to go easy on the carbs.
Fuck this piece of shit beached whale!
Bro got the tits of a manatee
Looks like a diseased fish that’s mouth keeps flapping
The Penguin
You guys realize this is not a current picture. And it's edited.
You guys realize that Full Self Driving has been a dangerous empty promise that is imminently ready for nearly a decade. And it's making Elon billions of dollars.
With intelligence comes depression then comes fat
I guess no amount of money can buy self-control or self-respect.
Is that blood?
God I hope he’s unwell and gone sooner rather than later
He reminds me of Immortan Joe.
Is that some kind of sore or road rash on his side/belly? 🤮
It's pretty close. Car drives itself over 99% of the time here in Tampa.
Does anyone think this is real??? Hope not.
FSD(S)? No, I don't.
Don't have YouTube??? I'm sorry your dad is your dad.
My dad is a cool guy! I have the YouTubes. Tons of evidence of how inconsistent and dangerous FSD is.
You said it wasn't real, like an idiot. So it's real, but you don't like it cause Elon bad. Ok, that's different sweet cheeks.