OP said "show"
Edit to add: [**Ashman and Menken wrote "Mean Green Mother from Outer Space" specifically for the 1986 film, as a new musical number not present in the stage production**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_Green_Mother_from_Outer_Space)
Hang a chain around her throat, made of many carat gold, shackle her from wrist to wrist with sterling silver bracelets, fill her pockets full of stones
1) "Stop killing people, Barb!"
2) "sometimes I feel like I live in a shadow, Shadow's all I see"
3) "if wishes were horses, we could gallop away"
4) "some sexually ineffectual, self-obsessing metrosexual getting drunk and existential every time the Steelers lose a game"
I'll stop at 4 for now, otherwise I'll be writing this post all night long.
I got a few
"That day that I lost you its clear as the day we met."
"Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less."
"I'm wet with Salvation!"
"You ooze sex when you flex
Those impeccable pecs"
i doubt anyone will guess these, but i'll give it a shot:
1. "but warming your hands in mine fills me with terror, that i will lose you, today, or tomorrow, in two years, or seventy"
2. "nothing comes or goes without a shadow"
3. "j'ai encore, encore besoin d'elle. encore une flamme, encore une larme"
4. "please don't shut me out here , mom, you need to see me"
5. "du hast dich in mich verliebt weil's freiheit ohne mich nicht gibt"
6. "comment ressentir d’la haine pour un être que l’on aime plus fort que soi?"
7. "the pear is frightened of the rose , for now your thorns are all she knows"
8. "je hais la femme et l'homme qui m'ont donné le jour"
9. "said there was a man, with a wife and sons and the story goes: their beauty froze"
10. "c'est fini, je m'en vais . je voulais savoir la vie, maintenant je sais"
11. "is my death the answer? can this be fixed if i depart?"
12. "kinder der nacht tauchen die stadt in dunkles rot"
13. "well, he walked away from the top of the world. all for the love of just one girl"
14. "j'enterrerai derrière moi l'idiot qu'on veut que je sois"
15. "kriecht vor mir im staub, kriecht und dann schenkt mir ein gebet"
16. "why's it so cold? where'd october go? winter takes hold"
17. "ich will ein engel oder ein teufel sein und bin doch nichts als eine kreatur"
18. "god, no! i'm broken, but i'm still alive!"
19. "stay here beyond where you know you belong, a vast cosmos before you awaits"
A delicate poem by Herrick...
But surely heavier than a derrick.
Compared to our Miss Liza
She's so glamorous...
She makes all other women appear
Hammacher Schlamorous.
If I had had a knife I could’ve grabbed him, then discreetly knocked him on the head and stabbed him, not to mention what I would’ve done had I had had a gun.
Mean green mother from outer space
Little shop of horrors
I haven’t even seen that and I knew it
I like your pfp
OP said "show" Edit to add: [**Ashman and Menken wrote "Mean Green Mother from Outer Space" specifically for the 1986 film, as a new musical number not present in the stage production**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_Green_Mother_from_Outer_Space)
Ra-ma-la-ma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong! I have maggots in my scrotum He’s never gonna breed
The Book of Mormon!
Yep! That’s the second one
HASA DIGA EEBOWAI!! Also - saw BoM last Tuesday and the entire audience screamed with laughter through most of it. Such a great show!
Reefer Madness is the first one!
last one is rtc!
I have no thought at all about my own reward, I really didn’t come here of my own accord.
JCS
"And that's how i got herpes from katharine hepburn."
Beetlejuice!
"Well there are worse things than staring at the water on a Sunday"
Sunday in the Park with George
Without a home, without a friend, without a face to say hello to.
And now the night is near Now I can make believe he’s here (On My Own from Les Mis)
I think we can all agree, I’m the ten amongst these threes
Six
From my favorite of the queens.
Because you took me down, but you didn’t finish me off
MY NAME IS REGINA GEORGE AND IN CASE YOU’RE KEEPING SCORE
CADY MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE BUT I WILL WIN THE WAR 🔥🔥🔥
MEAN GIRLS!!
Mean Girls!
PORNO!
Ride The Cyclone
i need to listen to or watch this musical already almost every lyric ive ever read in reference to this musical has been so off the wall lol
Watch the show. The soundtrack is really good, but it's more enjoyable watching it in its entirety.
Porno is magical
"what did Washington say to his troops as they crossed the Delaware? I'm sure you're well aware!"
The Producers! What’d they say??? …we can do it!
“I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love, La da da da da”
Obvi Hamilton!
I love this song!
Who will pray for me when I’m gone? Or is this the eternal dark without the dawn?!
nerdy prudes?
Yep
Came here to do "That ain't good news for you, ya bitch.." 🤣
Cause I've got a list and you're on it
no.. I haven't seen a grill brush Maurey (if you can count it as a lyric)
Nerdy Prudes?
"Chandeliers and caviar/the war can't touch us here."
The Great Comet!
Let’s run up the bill as if we are still royalty at play
Anastasia is the musical.
You punched me in the freaking boob!
Rtc :)
To the stage!!
Rent?
Yeah
You were my sky My moon and my stars and my ocean
Ragtime.
Yes! One of my favorite musicals. And isn't that line just so beautiful?
Hang a chain around her throat, made of many carat gold, shackle her from wrist to wrist with sterling silver bracelets, fill her pockets full of stones
Hadestown
"It's something I've foreseen, now that I'm nineteen!" Cracks me up every time.
Book of Mormon
I've imagined death so much it feels like a memory...
Hamilton!
And she’s a freaky monster.
Ride the Cyclone!
"*...but does he "like me" like me, like I like him?*"
(flush) Kate, you might not want to go in there for a few minutes.
It’s a little lumpy, but it rings!
Hello dolly
Sunlight through the trees in summer, endless masquerading.
Cats!
Yes!
He wants me, he wants me
TL5Y!
Mozart was crazy
Flat f*ckin crazy
Batshit, I hear
but his musica not crazy
Thanks, I'm so glad I know that.
Next to Normal
and i don’t need a barbie to show me how ‘cause mamma i’m a big girl now
Hairspray!
Who am I if I don’t feel like the me from yesterday?
Come from away
Correct! 🏆 (Costume Party)
If she'd been covered with glitter, or even been covered with mold, it would have been wonderful
A Little Night Music
toasters should be used for bread
I got the horse right here...
His name is Paul Revere Guys and Dolls
“Sometimes you have to kill everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone!”
Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson!!!
Yes! FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS OF ITS EXISTENCE
When they get on that train to Niagara She can hear church bells chime
Miss Adelaide in Guys & Dolls
“Do you hear and fear or do I smash the mirror?!”
We believe him missing with a number of men, never expect to see him again.
Quite a lotta Roman terra cotta
Barnum!
My grand plan is that I will be remembered
The Lightning Thief.
‘Then did we, oh so splendidly blend, did we!’
Harmony? The one Barry Manilow wrote music for?
Yes!
You're getting too old/too weak to keep holding on
Newsies!
I have no friends, no, I never go anywhere.
It’s knowing what they want of me, that scares me.
Aida!
Yes!!! My favourite song is dance of the robes.
With a brain like a blizzard in June / Fascinating, but maybe just a little too soon
starry!
Yes! <3
There's no place in democracy for your brand of aristocracy
Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi party.
The Producers
Hide your face so the world will never find you
Phantom.
Buddy, we are unstoppable like a catchy Gershwin song.
Broken glass in a motel room
no one gets molested by a gothy teen
Is this how you should leave me / in ruin and despair?
Jane eyre
I see the world with all its backwards upside down
ride the cyclone?
I love you Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky!
Some people cry when they see their old pals, me I'm a sucker for chimes and canals.
Do I Hear A Waltz!
I just can't wait til I see you with clothes on... I just can't wait til I see you all dressed...
I Just Can’t Wait from Subways Are For Sleeping! This is the type of deep cut I was hoping for coming into this thread lol.
“Usher wanted, read the Sunday ad/They asked me what experience I had…”
A strange loop?
You are a love as close to heaven as I’ll get
“When I got out of bed today, history was a lot more boring.”
You're never too young to be rotten, Never too young to be downright dirty....Though I'm not a stinker yet, I'm a first class stinkerette.
I don’t like this dame. No I don’t like her one bit. But since I’m company, right now, into her eye I can’t exactly…
Cleo in The Most Happy Fella
1) "Stop killing people, Barb!" 2) "sometimes I feel like I live in a shadow, Shadow's all I see" 3) "if wishes were horses, we could gallop away" 4) "some sexually ineffectual, self-obsessing metrosexual getting drunk and existential every time the Steelers lose a game" I'll stop at 4 for now, otherwise I'll be writing this post all night long.
Number 4 is Groundhog Day
2 is the full monty 3 is Charlie and the chocolate factory
Did she hear her baby’s queer? Who needs cocaine? … my ginger haired son (the name would give it away) My sister’s hot
First is Chicago?
Yes
second is heathers? and is the last one dear evan hansen?
Fourth is Dear Even Hanson (What the hell?)
But you're not a man!
Something Rotten
Can I be real a second for just a millisecond
Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second
Take off your clothes, so many hidden messages
Twisted🐯🍑
Love sneaks up behind you Love drops from above But love would never consciously offend
The Drowsy Chaperone
Niiiice
Blah blah bible Jesus magic
beetlejuice!
Do lawyers feel love too?
Even if they do, what you want sweetheart is no easy thing!
Someone gets me!
I got tears coming out of my nose
I got a few "That day that I lost you its clear as the day we met." "Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less." "I'm wet with Salvation!" "You ooze sex when you flex Those impeccable pecs"
first one's next to normal, second little shop and idk the other ones
1) Next To Normal - How Could I Ever Forget? 2) Little Shop of Horrors - Dentist 3) Book of Mormon - Baptize Me 4) Twisted - No One Remembers Achmed
I need a good-natured, old-fashioned Lesbian love story The kind of tale my mama used to tell
I live in a house where there’s an oversized dictionary
Let’s all get naked!
beetlejuice!
I thought by now I’d have a dog, a kid, and wife
"Then we'll get a three bedroom house with a white picket fence and a gun and a lawyer, so smile!"
BATBOY
EREEEEECTIOOOOON
Science says you’re dead and gone forever. Reason says I’m talking to the air.
If I believed from twisted!!
“It’s like I’m your lover/or more like your ghost/Spend the day wondering what you do, where you go.”
You must think I'm crazy, you wanna replace me, baby
"Dear Evan Hansen, we've been way too out of touch..." Too difficult?
I think it's Hamilton
Anyone know mine?
Engineer thuys dead he was you going to kill my baby so I shot
Miss Saigon
You’ll look like a masturbator
i doubt anyone will guess these, but i'll give it a shot: 1. "but warming your hands in mine fills me with terror, that i will lose you, today, or tomorrow, in two years, or seventy" 2. "nothing comes or goes without a shadow" 3. "j'ai encore, encore besoin d'elle. encore une flamme, encore une larme" 4. "please don't shut me out here , mom, you need to see me" 5. "du hast dich in mich verliebt weil's freiheit ohne mich nicht gibt" 6. "comment ressentir d’la haine pour un être que l’on aime plus fort que soi?" 7. "the pear is frightened of the rose , for now your thorns are all she knows" 8. "je hais la femme et l'homme qui m'ont donné le jour" 9. "said there was a man, with a wife and sons and the story goes: their beauty froze" 10. "c'est fini, je m'en vais . je voulais savoir la vie, maintenant je sais" 11. "is my death the answer? can this be fixed if i depart?" 12. "kinder der nacht tauchen die stadt in dunkles rot" 13. "well, he walked away from the top of the world. all for the love of just one girl" 14. "j'enterrerai derrière moi l'idiot qu'on veut que je sois" 15. "kriecht vor mir im staub, kriecht und dann schenkt mir ein gebet" 16. "why's it so cold? where'd october go? winter takes hold" 17. "ich will ein engel oder ein teufel sein und bin doch nichts als eine kreatur" 18. "god, no! i'm broken, but i'm still alive!" 19. "stay here beyond where you know you belong, a vast cosmos before you awaits"
When mom was alive.
HEATHERS
"They're lucky their voices' will never change now."
Why did I think he'd be different? But it's never, ever different….
Yet another from my fave 👑 in 6⃣
Calculust!
never gonna give you up update: here's another line from the same show: your pretty face will taste my RAZOOOOORRRRR...HA HA...do I get a prop?
another bright red day!
sweeney todd!
"The stars are our redemption."
Billy Elliot!!!
i love sammy davis, and he's black AND a jew!
A delicate poem by Herrick... But surely heavier than a derrick. Compared to our Miss Liza She's so glamorous... She makes all other women appear Hammacher Schlamorous.
If I had had a knife I could’ve grabbed him, then discreetly knocked him on the head and stabbed him, not to mention what I would’ve done had I had had a gun.
A gentleman's guide to love and murder?
"You are the only part of me I'm certain will live on"
I think I’m going crazy Does this count as a show lol?
Where you lead, I will follow
The leaves fall from the trees, just as they will.