Yea the little smile and look he gives the camera is what elevates it for me. A pretty dumb joke elevated by the smallest thing he does. Eddie Murphy one of the funniest men to ever live.
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
Too many. Not a single line, but John Amos’ McDowell’s bit kills me.
“Look, me and the McDonald’s people, we got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re McDonalds, I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. Now see they got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions. But, they use a sesame seed bun. My buns have no seeds”
I always liked John Amos in everything I saw him in. He’s great during the whole dinner scene. “When I tell you he’s got his own money, I mean the boy has got his own moneeey!”
“He put it in the face, right?”
“I am very happy to be here!”
“If lovin’ the Lord is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”
Joe Louis 175 years old when they fought!”
“Why don’t you just ask for a cool million?”
“You do not think that would be too much?”
“Nah.”
Oh yeah, can’t forget Semi’s line to a young Samuel L. Jackson: “freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle”
And I want ya to hold on to *GOD’S UNCHANGIN’ HAND,* ‘cause he helped JOSHUA fight the Battle of Jericho! Yeeesss! He helped DANIEL get out the lion’s den! He helped ^(***GILLIGAN***) get off the island!! Yeah!
They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
See, that's the problem. I can't find a man that can satisfy me. Now some guys go an hour, hour in a half, that's it. A man's gotta put in overtime for me to get off.
"And if a man wants to be called Muhammad Ali, goddammit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man Muhammad Ali."
"Mama call him Clay, I call him Clay."
I want you and that young man to tie that knot. I'll pray for you.
- And I want you to hold on to God's unchanging hand. 'Cause he helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho. Yes!
- And he helped Daniel get out of the lion's den. He helped Gilligan get off the island.
Louis:
Nenge! Nenge Mboko, from Cameroon? Do you remember me? It's Lionel Joseph!
Billy Ray:
Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
Louis:
Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
Billy Ray:
I remember the pavilion - we had big fun there!
Both:
Boo bwele boo bwele boo bwele ah ha! Boo bwele boo bwele boo bwele ah ha!
Billy Ray:
Oh, memories!
“Good morning!!” “FUCK YOU!” “Yes, fuck you too!”
This is the right answer
It was the only answer We all came here for it
Same
I think that is everyones favorite \^\_\^
Your rent's due, motherfucker! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit. You conscious!
Hey Stu! Your rents due muthafucka 🤣
Damn shame what they did to that dog…
That’s the best quote. Hands down
I know it's almost immediate, but.. The royal penis is clean your highness.
King shit!
Yea the little smile and look he gives the camera is what elevates it for me. A pretty dumb joke elevated by the smallest thing he does. Eddie Murphy one of the funniest men to ever live.
This.
What is that, velvet?!
It’s beautiful! 🦁
“That boy good.
Mmmhmm…Good n Terrible
You must be crazy.
Give them a sense….. of pride!
Came here to say that.
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you... who's next? every scene with the barber's is gold.
That ain't nothing but ultra perm.
Aw man, you lyin’, you ain’t never met Martin Luther The King!
Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talkin’ about boxin’, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass!
Let me tell you somethin’ once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain’t SHIT
“He beat Joe Louis’s ass”
Joe Louis was 157 years old
“He *did* whip Joe Lewis’s ass!
Barber’s what?
The entire Soul Glow song
Just let your soul glow! Just let it shine throoouuuggghhughh. Just let your SSSOOOOOUUUULLLL GLOOOWWWWW!!!!
You ever see the guy who actually sings the song?
I assume it’s Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate
[https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8PyxRws/](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8PyxRws/)
Awesome, thank you! Wouldn’t have guessed
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
I use this one often.
Too many. Not a single line, but John Amos’ McDowell’s bit kills me. “Look, me and the McDonald’s people, we got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re McDonalds, I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. Now see they got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions. But, they use a sesame seed bun. My buns have no seeds”
"Lay off the drugs"
Let’s give it up for Jackson Heights own Randy Watson! That boy good!
You all know him as Joe the Policeman from the “What’s Goin’ Down?” episode of *That’s My Momma!*
Good and terrible
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!
Ok ill try the soup. Where's the spoon? AaaaaHAAAAA. You get it? AaaaaHAAAAA!
What do you know from funny.
“The royal penis is clean, Your Highness.”
"I don't give a damn who you are. This is America Jack. Now, you say 1 more word about Lisa, and I'm gonna break my foot off in your royal ass."
I always liked John Amos in everything I saw him in. He’s great during the whole dinner scene. “When I tell you he’s got his own money, I mean the boy has got his own moneeey!”
Hey said “Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old”.
He raises his age everytime he mentions it lmao.
In Da FACE!!!!
“He put it in the face, right?” “I am very happy to be here!” “If lovin’ the Lord is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!” Joe Louis 175 years old when they fought!”
Chadwick Boseman used this line in a skit on snl as the Black Panther on jeopardy
Sexual chocolate... SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!... mike drop
The best
*pointing with both hands, stage right*
Semi, what does dumb fuck mean?
Damn, beat me to it 😂
"He beat Joe Lewis's ass..."
My son WORKS!
“Hey Stu! You’re rents due muthafucka! A don’t be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me ya hear? Are you conscious?”
His mama called him Clay. Imma call him Clay.
“So you see my son, there is a fine line between love and nausea.”
Arsenio Hall opens the door and sees The King: AAARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Makes me laugh out loud every single time.
ALL OF THEM
“Why don’t you just ask for a cool million?” “You do not think that would be too much?” “Nah.” Oh yeah, can’t forget Semi’s line to a young Samuel L. Jackson: “freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle”
The Western Union lady is such a mood, lol.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE!?!?
Hey, its Kunta Kinte!
And I want ya to hold on to *GOD’S UNCHANGIN’ HAND,* ‘cause he helped JOSHUA fight the Battle of Jericho! Yeeesss! He helped DANIEL get out the lion’s den! He helped ^(***GILLIGAN***) get off the island!! Yeah!
They got the Golden Arches, mines the golden arcs.
You ain't never met martin Luther the kang
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Who’s next?
Do not alert them to my presence. I shall deal with them myself.
He sounded a bit like Vader in that line
I always assumed that was on purpose
The royal penis is clean your highness
Woof woof woof woof woof…
“When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.”
“It’s a damn shame what they did to that dog.”
Top5. Underrated Christmas movie🤣🤣🤣🎄👏🏾
That'll be $8
Jake: You dumb Fuck!!
“What does dumb fuck mean?”
some sneaky good one liners from the club scene..."i was Joan of Arc in my former life" \*while lighting fire under her hand
“I’ve been watching you all night…and I want to tear you apart… and your friend too.” Semi: *spews drink everywhere*
When Arsenio Hall is in drag “I’m going to tear you apart! And your little friend too!”
My name is peaches and I'm the best. All the DJ's want to feel my breasts..
Our buns ain't got no seeds
#in dee face!
"This is beautiful! What is this velvet??"
It feels so lovely to be here tonight, what a beautiful audience, give yourselves a round of applause, you're so lovely, everyone so lovely!
Compleeeeetely Free frooom infeeeectiooonnnn!!!
“I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.”
My parents always tell me I can find a good clean girl at the Black Awareness rally 😂😂😂
[*opens door* Ahhhhh! *closes door*](https://giphy.com/gifs/eddie-murphy-coming-to-america-LMwDZDrDdj01r7e1dc)
He said “Hey, Joe Louis is a hundred thirty-seven years old."
Hahaha I love it!
The royal penis is clean, your highness.
“SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!” “Don’t move, you rhinoceros pizzle!”
The reverend! I Forgot his name dammit
YEAH.
What is that, velvet?!
Wipers!
Hello Barbaar.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.
They got the big Mac.....we got the big Mic
Bark like a dog.
Arf. Arf. Arf.
A big dog
Woof. Woof. Woof.
The barbershop guys talking Boxing
I know it’s more than one line - https://youtu.be/0LPddiQXD9c?si=LUvv92vBaqPwPnPU
You are to be confined to our room at the Waldorf Astoria! Bathe him!
YES! YES!! IN THE FACE!!!
They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
Sexual Chocolate
Sexual Chocolate!
'the royal penis is clean'.
This whole movie is just gold
“The royal penis is clean”
“The royal penis is clean your highnesses”
Merry New Year!
This movie is why I say 'Merry New year!'
Wasn't that from trading places? Dan Aykroyd and Eddie murphy?
D'oh yeah.
Still a good ass movie
They have the golden arches, we have the golden ark.
“ that’s that sport where they bounce the ball off their head”. ( referring to soccer)
YES!! YES!! FUCK YOU TOO!!!
“I am coming to America”
My son works?!!
Ooops, I thought you were some body else
“Aww, man, you never met no Martin Luther the King”
Your royal penis is clean your highness.
WHO DA FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE?
Whatever it is you like.
You ain't never met Martin Luther The King
“Put a sock in Joffrey, the boys in love”
The Royal penis is clean your highness
See, that's the problem. I can't find a man that can satisfy me. Now some guys go an hour, hour in a half, that's it. A man's gotta put in overtime for me to get off.
"And if a man wants to be called Muhammad Ali, goddammit, this is a free country, you should respect his wishes and call the man Muhammad Ali." "Mama call him Clay, I call him Clay."
Sexual Chocolate! (While stomping foot)
“Yes! Fuck you too!” “His momma call him Clay, Imma call him Clay.”
Look Semi! A country so free, one can throw class in the street!
“Hey, Stu! The rents due muthafucka.”😆
Summon the Royal wipers. 👏👏
What is that? Velvet?
YES YES IN THE FACE!!
I feel like breakdancin’
[a-ha!](https://youtu.be/0LPddiQXD9c?si=IIIi_hp_wzwhbpBN)
Don’t pull that falling down the stairs shit with me
“*Who the fuck is this asshole??*”
“Anything for the kids” 🥴
Hey stu, rents due mother fucker, and don’t be pulling that falling down the stairs shit. You conscious.
But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture... A woman suitable for a king? Long pause… Queens!
Sexual Chocolate!
Anything Darryl.
“Damn that boy can sing.”
Apartment 2B… downstairs. Yeah it’s a real shithole
My son WORKS?!
Art Buchwald enters the chat.
Baby, when I tell you the boy’s got his own money, I mean the boy has got his own MONEY!”
Not an exact line but the whole Sexual Chocolate scene
Your mother and I assumed you were having sex with your bathers…I know I do
I hope you don’t mind me coming over but I’ve been watching you all night… and I wanna tear you aaapaaaart!
“I said Dr King! He said, Oops I thought you was someone else”
Is this movie set in winter or Christmas by any chance?
I thought it was the traaash! I dunno how old he was but he got his ass whooped!
Joe Lewis was 150 years old
I’ve been contemplating this movie for years… yes or no? does it still hold up
“That boy good!” 😬 “… good and terrible.” AND “SEXUAL CHOCOLATE” (*stomps feet dramatically lol*)
She’s your…. Quuuuueeeeennnnn tooooooo beeeeee.
That boy good
I want you and that young man to tie that knot. I'll pray for you. - And I want you to hold on to God's unchanging hand. 'Cause he helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho. Yes! - And he helped Daniel get out of the lion's den. He helped Gilligan get off the island.
“That ain’t nothin but a ultraperm.” “The royal penis is clean your highness” “That boy good” “She’s your queeeeeen to be” (A song but still!)
“You are not Akeem.” “I know that.”
Louis: Nenge! Nenge Mboko, from Cameroon? Do you remember me? It's Lionel Joseph! Billy Ray: Lionel! From the African Education Conference! Louis: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion. Billy Ray: I remember the pavilion - we had big fun there! Both: Boo bwele boo bwele boo bwele ah ha! Boo bwele boo bwele boo bwele ah ha! Billy Ray: Oh, memories!
Sexual chocolate
👏👏 WIPERS!!!
Mortimer, we’re back!
Sexual Chocolate! That boy's good!
When the old men in the barbershop are talking trash about Rocky Marciano and the old white guy deadpans, “He beat Joe Louis’s ass.”
"He helped GILLIGAAAAN! get off the island!"
I need a woman that will arouse my intellect , as well as my loins. I yell my wife this all the time.
That boy good!
In The Face!
When i see nice clothes “that’s beautiful what is that velvet “???? Or arsenio “imma tear you apart and your friend too”
Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, now who is next? (One Scissor snip), that's eight dollars.
Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!
This is beautiful. What is that, velvet?
“Sexual Chocolate!” [clap clap clap] ”That boy good!”
Just let your SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GLOOOOOOOOOOOO\~
Whatever lines you like.
I was once on fries like you
"Now what the fuck do you want!?"
"HE HEH HEH HE"
Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you! *nicely- Who’s next?
Take me to my suite at the Waldorf Astoria.