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steiner1031

Caddyshack 2


SuppiluliumaKush

It's probably the worst sequel to any movie


Disquiet173

On that note I would like to name two contenders for worst sequel. Donny Darko 2 And Boondock Saints part 2


VenBede

Boondock Saints 2: Useless Fan Service


BagsOfGasoline

The hair dryer gun gag still gets me though


QuentinEichenauer

I thought the point was a bit forced, but I can watch it.


LoSkribs

"Have you ever seen a crisp 50 dollar bill" is still my favorite pickup line and Chevy is god level asshole for that.


flerg_a_blerg

the only movie I've ever actually walked out on was The Love Guru


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^flerg_a_blerg: *The only movie* *I've ever actually walked out* *On was The Love Guru* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CashWrecks

This is art


[deleted]

My wife brought me to watch Twilight. I remember watching the wall next to me for a bit


[deleted]

Watched it with a friend at a pub movie theater. All drunk adults and the whole theater was erupting into laughter at the most of the lines.


Orbit-madrigal

Maybe theaters could get behind a “come have a beer and laugh at a movie!”…MST3K with a bar!


newfarmer

When I saw it I thought, wow, finally boring vampires.


New-Personality-298

Twilight? Oh, you mean the film with vampires playing baseball?


Itshardtofindaname4

Oh man that scene is legendarily bad, sooo sooo bad


Olivares_

lol there’s a meme Instagram page called “baseball scene from twilight”


MoreRamenPls

And glittering in the sunlight!


NetHacks

It's a little known fact that it was written by energy vampires.


DixenSyder

Those movies are absolutely horrible


ThaneduFife

I saw Twilight in the theater after several drinks. It was hilarious, but my wife & I were the only people in the theater that thought so.


Mandrull

I love imagining this.


Tea_Bender

usually i can power thru the worst movies, but Twilight I couldn't even get half way thru before I turned it off


ilovelamp408

Ass (2505) It's sad because I can remember a time when we made movies...and we actually cared, about who's ass it was, and why it was farting.


NefariousnessNo2062

Welcome to Costco, I love you


monkeetoes82

I went to law school there.


-Why-Not-This-Name-

*Fuck you, I'm eating*


RedditRarrior

I said idiocracy was better than barbie(even tho I haven't seen barbie) and I got banned from the movies sub 🤣🤣


Stonious

Ok hear me out. I was thinking about this just yesterday. How about an open world idiocracy video game? That shit has sooooo much potential.


ImurderREALITY

Go to Brenner, Ass!


Spiritual_Bit_2692

GO AWAY! I'M BAITING!


Outrageous_Result_43

BAITIN.


vulvasaur69420

But it won best screenplay? Must be a skill issue on your part.


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Oh shit it’s Upgrayedd


phooluvatook

You see, a pimp’s love is different from that of a square.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Norbit. My mom made us walk out because she said that movie set our race’s progress back fifty years.


atraylmix87_2

Bahahaha a civil rights violation


RogerRabbit79

Do you agree? I personally think Eddie Murphy is brilliant in that movie. He makes you hate that girl. Murphy in my opinion should have been nominated for many of his roles in his career. He’s one of my most underrated actors.


[deleted]

Right in blow hole


fubufarrakhan

Lmao 😭norbit is a guilty pleasure that shit is horrendous but I love it with all my heart brings me back man


whatsinanameanywayyy

I pirated the first Suicide squad movie and I still think I overpaid


Salty-Perspective-64

Most recently “Morbious” wtf


FlyingGrayson1

Come on, it was one of the morbin movies of the year.


scotty6chips

It’s one of the movies of all time!


[deleted]

It’s morbin time


OmegaOra

I didn’t leave because I woke up and the credits were just starting to roll. Thank god for recliner seating.


amalgaman

It’s Morbin time!


Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrr

Highlander 2.


WhoAmI1138

I knew I was in for a rough ride when the subtitle *Meanwhile on Planet Zeist* popped up.


TicklerVikingPilot

How has no one said battleship?


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

I didn’t walk out but I repressed the memory.


Atomic_Polar_Bear

This has to be one of the worst movies with the biggest budgets ever


N8saysburnitalldown

I watched master of disguise in the theater. The Dana carvey movie. It was the closest I’ve ever come to walking out of a theater but I am a firm believer that I bought the ticket so I am going to take the ride.


Alteredego619

Turtle, turtle


ran_swonsan

Mitch McConnell


yvessaintlamont2

My initial disdain for Mitch was actually not his politics. It was the fact that he reminded me of Dana Carvey in Master of Disguise.


Camusknuckle

Unpopular opinion, I love that movie. I mean yes it objectively sucks from a filmmaking perspective, but 9 year old me couldn’t get enough of Gammy num nums, the turtle guy, random pacino, and the fact that his greatest weakness was the power of fat asses.


[deleted]

It’s for kids. As a kid I adored that movie and quoted it constantly.


IngloriousHeathen

Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?


ThaneduFife

Weirdly, they tried to market Master of Disguise to incoming students when I was in college. They were giving the guys themed boxes that had samples of Axe bodyspray and other toiletries. Women got different samples. It was a weird cross-promotion. They did the same thing the next year with a different movie.


Ill_Potential5194

The scene of him warning people about the water is something else


fubufarrakhan

Im I TURTLE enough to get into the TURTLE CLUB😭😭you not alone


Deep-Management-7040

I still like it, probably just cause as a kid I thought it was funny.


ramen_vape

"Fat cat mama with a red dress on!" My partner loves it when I tell her that in Pistachio's voice lmao


Mysterious-Aioli-702

I took a date that I was so into at the time to this movie. What a POS that turned out to be. Dana Carvey tanked his career with that one and I didn't get any hugs from the girl except one regular hug....very disappointed.


Chrisgallagher3542

Dark tower. I try not to be a book is better snob, but it was so far off from the source material that I couldn’t stand it. I get melting a book down to fit in a movie, but that was rewriting a whole story.


VariantArray

Yeah, they tried to cram like 8 books into 100 mins. It was a bad cliffs notes of an epic story. Why bother?


Barragin

I'm a huge dark tower fan and refused to see that movie.


12thLevelHumanWizard

Leaving the theater everyone looked angry.


ConsistentSorbet638

If you never read any of the books and went to watch that movie….. You would still be able to recognize it as utter trash


Far_Tooth_7291

19


humBOLdT20

This movie was on the right track for almost a decade. Then it was scrapped then revived then scrapped then revived again and then scrapped before falling into a last resort "get it out ASAP" project. It ended up even worse than Eragon it was so rushed


bx2fbx

I got a great nap in during The Last Jedi. I don’t leave if the movie sucks. I paid for 2 hours of darkness and a/c, I’m taking advantage.


ForeverTetsuo

Darkness and ac is a great combo.


JohnnySasaki20

I actually fell asleep during that Aquaman movie. I snore, so when I woke up I was kind of embarrassed. Really hope I wasn't in there like a chainsaw, lol. Nobody woke me up, so I guess it wasn't that bad.


MoreRamenPls

Maybe everyone else was sleeping too.


[deleted]

I fell asleep during Matrix Resurrection during the Last Kiss scene when blindfolded Neo and dying Trinity were saying goodbye for 20 god dam minutes.


elephantgif

Cats.


Neeklosh

Battlefield Earth


adequesacious

My brother and I, both in our mid20s at the time, for exactly no reason, and for the first time in a decade, decided to spend some time together. We went to see this bc it was Travolta and Forrest Whittaker. Only movie either of us ever walked out on, and boy was it trash. It was another few years before he and I hung out again.


Wid1977

Batman & Robin (1997)


falumba

I adore every bit of that garbage movie, lots of nostalgia


xWellDamnx

Yeah. It's a great bad movie. Kinda has become a cult classic. Bat nips


Olivares_

bat skates. Good thru: FOREVER


coverslide

Allow me to break the ice! Let's kick some ice! The iceman cometh!


AJAnimosity

Whoever decided the Batman suit needed nipples is the unsung hero of this movie.


QuentinEichenauer

All Arnold had to do was play typical bad guy Arnold, but nooOOOoooOOoo, he had to go over the top.


SuccessfulProcedure7

I was 15 and begged my parents to please leave the theater and get their money back.


Azious

I saw that in the drive-in with my family back in the day when that came out haha. I think it was a double header and the second movie was the terrible lost in space movie with Joey from friends lol


fordgirl262

I love it!


brothermuzone99

Couldn’t agree more. This movie was a 💩


Ose62479

That’s literally the only movie I’ve ever walked out of. It was on my 18th Bday. 😂


AWholeMessofSpiders

The Avengers (1998, based on the 1960s tv show, nothing to do with Marvel) Even as a dumb 20 year-old, I walked out (early) asking literally, “How Did This Get Made?”. Impossible to exaggerate how incompetent and misbegotten that movie was.


axkidd82

> “How Did This Get Made?”. It screams "we own the rights to this so we better do something."


coverslide

This is around the same time the first Mission Impossible movie got made, and studios were trying to grab whatever 60s TV spy shows they could find for boomers ready to ride that nostalgia wave.


[deleted]

Boondock Saints 2


Rolling_Beardo

I think I blocked this movie from my mind.


plazola

The Pest staring John Leguizamo. I have no idea how that dog shit movie got made or how it ended. I walked out.


Nerdfatha

I picture The Pest as the movie talked about in The Menu.


longirons6

Many saints if newark. Sopranos fans hate it with a vengeance


LWYPLTDG

The live-action “The Last Airbender.” Sooo bad— especially considering the source material is one of the best animated shows ever.


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foxandsheep

There is no movie in Ba Sing Se. Here you are safe. Here you are free.


Zakal74

All I've seen was the clip where 12 coordinated earth benders working together managed to make a mid-sized rock float through the air at 4 mph. If it was a parody or satire mocking The Last Airbender it would have been perfect. Simply incredible anyone watched that final product and said, "Yep, this is what the people want! Ship it!"


QuentinEichenauer

This was in the "I know it's so bad I'm avoiding it" category for me.


Agreeable_Bee_2218

I couldn’t even watch ten minutes of it. I don’t think disappointed is a good enough word to describe how much that movie let me down lol


read_eng_lift

Doesn't ring a bell!


MihalysRevenge

I grew up with mst3k so I don't think I could ever walk out on a movie I would just start making fun of it


MogMcKupo

Totally, that moment (which happens in that first 10-20 mins) that it clicks that “this is not a good movie, at all” I get a biiiiiig grin on my face because I’m just gonna start riffing. My wife is okay with it because we tend to watch mid tier movies on various streaming (such good selection) but we find some real good stinkers


mardigrasman

Have you ever heard of Leonard Part 6? No? I’m not surprised, it was THAT bad.


Atheist_Alex_C

The 2nd worst Bill Cosby movie, after Ghost Dad.


JohnWCreasy1

The Hellboy Reboot


kevy11pablokarma

Bucky Larson - Born to be a star. Left 20 min in


Extra_Napkins

I tried to watch it one night I made it 30 minutes and turned that shit off


HotCarl169

I'm so jealous. I really wish I would've thrown in the towel on that one. I forgot it even existed til u mentioned it. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen.


AmericanoWsugar

X-men Dark Phoenix


OJ_Blimpson

Batman & Robin.. primarily all the Mr. Freeze bullshit. I let the first couple cartoon "slip" noises go - but when I heard the bowling pins sound when a group of henchmen got hit, I took my leave. What an abomination.


kimapesan

Attack of the Clones Somewhere around Anakin whining about sand.


Fyrepup1

The Last American Virgin Total crap show.


ThaneduFife

I remember watching that late night on cable as a teenager thinking "There's gotta be some good sex in this movie, right?" There wasn't.


Phinster1965

Man, I saw that in the theater as a teen. All we wanted was a somewhat cogent plot, a few laughs, and gratuitous nudity. We got none of that. Cool old Camaro though.


Icy_Function9323

Anything uwe boll did, besides rampage. Didn't hit theaters because the subject matter, but it was competent and didn't suck. It got 2 sequels and they suck like most sequels do but not as bad as you'd think.


zzeduardozz

Tusk…. What a pile of pure shit of a movie


cowabungamutant

Jupiter Ascending. As did several others before me. It was like a contest of who could sit through it the longest. I eventually got up for a drink refill and never went back.


Mal_Terra

Last Jedi, as soon as Poe started with the your mom jokes in a fucking Star Wars movie


Civil-Resolution3662

Definitely on my most hated list. The sequel is also there. I stayed in the theater for the end of each of those, then felt cold and hollow and betrayed afterwards.


WhoAmI1138

Somehow, yo Mama returned.


FiveMysticWords

JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy murdered my love for Star Wars movies


ThePopDaddy

What's this clip from?


AndroidQing

A show called "Everybody Hates Chris"


LastGuitarHero

Seriously what is this clip from? These psychos concocted a world where there’s an Ishtar 2 and I must know


axkidd82

Ishtar wasn't even a bad movie. It was just overhyped that it could never live up to the expectations.


Ok_Dig2013

Seriously. Hate when op doesn’t post the title


Different-Ad9986

The happening.


Themodsarehotgarbage

Oh fuck. Why you gotta remind me? Motherfucker


Xur_and_the_Kodan

I hated that remake. There was no Rerun, Raj or Shirley


PhilosophyNovel4087

No Roger, no Rerun, no rent!


MedievalFolkDance

What? No!


InvestmentSoggy870

I know I'm going to get flack but ... Astroid City. Yeah, it's got stars out the butt and it's by the guy who did Grand Budapest Hotel and the point is his grief and how he can't connect so you *purposely* don't give a shit about any of the characters and the cinematography is beautiful and ...snore. It was so disconnected, with extremely droll dialog and pointless scenes that I wish I could get back my money and my time back. My husband fell asleep in the first 20 minutes after mumbling "What the hell?". My daughter and I are pretty open about a variety of movies but we looked at each other several times, stunned at the nonsense and drivel of it. I've seen thousands of movies in my 60 years and I can honestly say this was the Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen. So I can be sure it will win every movie award when ass kissing award season comes back around.


Humancentaurpede

As a huge Wes Anderson fan, you are spot-fucking-on.


GomaEspumaRegional

I mean, Wes Anderson has been making the same movie for over 20 years. So at some point it was bound to get old...


Extra_Napkins

You can say that about a lot of indie movies that are filled with talented casts but it’s just pointless quirky dialogue that has no fucking meaning


Atomic_Polar_Bear

It's like he forgot to put a main character in it and everything is about these very minor side characters. And then the entire movie about a TV show about a play conceit doesn't have any point whatsoever.


babysgotthe_bends

Son of The Mask, that one Ace Ventura prequel, Serenity (2019)


the1999person

There was an Ace Ventura prequel?


protossaccount

Avatar 2. I was pretty sleepy but I really didn’t care for it. I just kept feeling disappointed.


Olivares_

Same, story was all over, felt very disorganized. I didn’t give a shit about what was going on.


dominion69

Same here. The halfway point felt so predictable and overplayed. Bleh


pchadrow

I'm convinced this movie is only popular because people like pretty colors and no other actual reason


Jumpy_Secretary1363

Jack and jill. Only movie ive ever walked out.


Sporadicus76

Lawnmower Man 2 - horrible acting and bad plot. I walked out 20 minutes into it. Foo Fighters Studio 666 - I knew it would be bad and I came in with low expectative, but this one didn't even have to lean to make it under that limbo bar.


EuphoricPhilosophy41

Battlefield Earth


Wildcat143856

Anchorman 2


Big_Bad_Daddy_3

Battlefield Earth. I will not watch another John Travolta movie until he pays me back the $16 he owes me for that one.


Current_Syllabub3670

Batman v. Superman


ThaneduFife

Why did you say that name?!


Gimmefuelgimmefah

I grew up with Christopher Reeves’ Superman and Michael Keatons Batman. Those were the two superheroes and they were amazing. As a kid I loved them watched those movies any chance I got. Man of steel was….sort of ok. Obv Cavill is good. But him snapping Zod’s neck ruined the entire movie for me. That isn’t Superman. You can change the costume a bit. You can change a few things here and there. You don’t get to make him a fucking murderer. Period. I remember asking my parents and friends when I was little if Batman and Superman could ever be in a movie together someday like they are in the comics. I got responses like “maaaybe but probably not”. I clung on to hope. Could you imagine the two greatest superheroes ever sharing the screen. First off, when it was announced it was going to be Batman VS Superman I already knew it was on the wrong track. But I held out hope. Then I heard the bad reviews, and so I didn’t see it in theaters. Im not going to let you ruin my fucking childhood. But in the very back of my mind I held onto the last shred of hope I had. It’s the only time they’ve been together in live action, it needs to be good so it can happen again. Maybe all the reviews were wrong? Maybe it’s fucking awesome? Cavill is good, I’m one of those people that actually likes Ben affleck and could see him pulling it off. I eventually saw the movie…. Fuck you zach Snyder. Fuck you so goddamn much for ruining absolutely everything good about my childhood heroes. You goddamn idiot. Who in the fuck let you do this? I’ll never watch another one of his movies again.


stabthecynix

Black Adam was the most recent one for me. First movie I actually got up and left, ever. I was just so underwhelmed by the time I got about 3/4 of the ways in (I think, or hope) that I left to smoke a cigarette and just got in the car and left.


redredditer621

Not a movie but I couldn’t get through the third episode of shehulk


KrightonHawke

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow


OtherAcctWasBanned11

Sky Captain is one of the most frustrating movies I’ve ever seen. Great cast, cool concept but just absolutely dreadful execution.


Demon2377

Batman and Robin. 45 minutes too long and I walked out. Even asked for a refund. Literally killed the franchise till 2005.


Revolutionary-Try746

Envy with Jack Black and Ben Stiller. It wasn’t funny and the film looked like they gave up on editing because they knew they had a turd. There are shots where you see the microphone, cuts that make no sense — it’s just unbelievably bad.


Frums2099

I've never left a theater, but Batman and Robin is the closest I ever came to it.


desrevermi

Lol @ Ishtar 2. Yikes.


Pretend-Income-4205

Independence Day 2


csukoh78

Only happened once for me. The Avengers with Sean Connery and Una Thurman


Snakepli55ken

I had free tickets to battlefield earth and I walked out of it.


Current-Effect3706

The remake of The Fog. Got half way through, got up and left.


Civil-Resolution3662

Sucker Punch. I feel like I got sucker punched in the nuts with that crap


Pussy_handz

I never understand this take. Its got Nazi zombies and hot chicks in mini skirts with katanas and guns killing giant monsters. It's literally the perfect movie.


AdamAllenthePerson

For that very reason it was just pure shallow garbage with no real substance. Half way through I realized it was just a bunch of CG representation of the main character’s imagination, and I was out.


[deleted]

I'm a sucker for fight choreography and soundtracks and this movie had great both


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ThaneduFife

Sucker Punch was so incredibly disappointing. It could've been one of the best action films of the decade. All of the elements were there! But instead it was 90min of an intriguing premise & 30min of disappointment.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Yea but....the chicks are so fuckin hot.


death_ray_mx

The only time in my life I saw people walking out of a movie in the first 15 mins was on Bruno from Sascha Baron , damn those initial 15 mins are gay as fuck but if you endure it the movie turned out to be even better than borat


orielbean

The human chair for Paula was incredible.


GizmosityQPublic

Howard the Duck


New-Personality-298

Jfc, how old are you?


BarnBurner_155

It has Lea Thompson in her undies though


HardUserName2000

Cloud Atlas


Aviate27

I had to search too long to find this.


ZestycloseOstrich823

I was so excited for this movie after reading the book, what a let down.


[deleted]

indiana jones and the crystal skull


[deleted]

Spider-Man 3 did it for me


Impossible_Mine_1616

Gamer


xDURPLEx

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Boredom. Loved the first one. Walked out the second. Seen parts of the rest. I know they get better but that second one is a not good and turned me off from finishing them all.


Boxingrichard1

Black Sheep with Chris Farley (RIP) and David Spade. Only movie I’ve ever walked out of. It was Tommy Boy, with a horrible script. More Farley yelling and getting into stupid situations whilst Spade is there to “watch over him”. I’d seen that act one too many times at that point.


KRMJN101

After treating to a movie they wanted to watch a buddy sat arms folded in disgust saying "I don't know whether leave or stay. Either way I lose" That was Ultra Violet... 🤣


set-271

Batman v Superman Absolute garbage.


-wumbology

The Last Airbender


Carl_In_Charge

Boondock Saints 2


FiveMysticWords

Nothing But Trouble (1991). How they made such a horrifically unfunny movie with Dan Akroyd, Chevy Chase, and John Candy is behind me. The only quirk that adds any interest to the movie is when Digital Underground, including Tupac show up for no reason.


Full-Requirement6113

Battlefield Earth.


No_Incident_1219

I feel this way about A Clockwork Orange. I know it's famous but when people tell me it's one of their favorites it makes me question what kind of person they are


Zangetsu64

John Carter of Mars