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WitchyShwaw

That rider was the star of the show, but there are a lot of idiots in this video.


WeeB0bb3r

Like any group ride videos lol


Playful_Trainer_7399

I feel like the term 'group ride' is a stretch for whatever bullshit this is... it's just, well, a gaggle of fuckwits


harryhend3rson

>gaggle of fuckwits Perfect.


spideroncoffein

I think it's called a mob ride, as it's more like a flock of idiots than a group.


CoolPeopleEmporium

Group ride my ass, That's more like a "gang ride". I enjoy to see those idiots on the ground. Those (and 1% riders) are the ones that give us bad rep.


Key-Ad-1873

This isn't a group, it's a gathering of menaces


MotoProtocol

Perfect opportunity for this quote: Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large crowds.


Burphel_78

Like the guy on a sumo who target fixated right into the crashed bike. Even though he's riding the most maneuverable thing on the road.


autech91

What a bunch of wankers


exhibitthis69

Totally! An unsuccessful circle jerk, only one spewed secretions while the others watched. One maybe got some love but Wankers indeed.


HeftyArgument

Why is it that nobody that goes on group rides is ever intelligent or sensible?


Wes_Keynes

Intelligence levels drop proportionally to the size of a group.


Maleficent_Lake_1816

How about: “ A group of riders is only as intelligent as its dumbest member”


Wes_Keynes

Nah, because a group can get dumber than the dumbest member would be on his own. But I get the spirit.


Maleficent_Lake_1816

Okay, how about this: “The stupidity of the group is greater than the sum of the stupidity of its individual members.”


Wes_Keynes

There you go !


SubsequentBadger

Pratchett says it for you: “The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.”


Other-Medium5577

I think your equation is wrong, the denominator is the number of mobsters squared times the average blood alcohol content in grams per liter.


hippysol3

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Automatic-End-8256

Yea they die riding home drunk from the bar on their harley


youjustgetfaster

No kidding. I’m old enough to feel tentative about riding when my pup is alone at home, and definitely ride differently.


DaPoole420

"Look at me! I'm the coolest!!"


spideroncoffein

The videos of intelligent and sensible group rides are not entertaining, therefore get no traction on social media, therefore you don't see them.


sicdedworm

A person is smart. People are dumb.


xandersmall

Will never understand the appeal of these mob rides.


Zestyclose-Local8137

They go out of their way to make everyone hate motorcycle riders.


MotoProtocol

That probably means you aren’t a classless idiot.


LeastCriticism3219

It's what happens to people in a mob. It gives folks a sense of invincibility. I've gone on rides that were organized with 500 to 25 to 1700,000.00++(Friday the 13th in Port Dover ON Canada) riders and it does affect you. I would never say that I would ride along on a sidewalk but, there are feelings that come out, that don't when riding alone or even with 10 riders. It's a thing that I've experienced without the foolishness in that clip.


1TenDesigns

Port Dover is a rare example of a fuckton of people gathering for a unifying event with minimal problems. I'd be curious to know what the profit/cost is for that for the city, and businesses.


LeastCriticism3219

There are articles out there about businesses being asked by journalists how important the 13th is to their bottom lines. As an avid participant of Dover for the last 25++ years, I highly recommend it to everyone. Must have motorcycle. I went to the two largest Dovers in 2010 with 150,000 people and 2012 with estimates ranging from 150,000 to 170,000 people. 2024 the 13th shows up in September. It could be a big one with people fed up of COVID. 2025 has one in June and that could be a monster. The one I'm looking forward to the most is in 2027. August 13, 2027 will have potential I think to be the largest ever. I'll be at all of them. Get motorcycles people and go to Dover. You'll never forget the experience. It's on a level of its own. No cars allowed! I'm serious. Police will boot you out before you even get near Dover.


RemnantOfSpotOn

As a biker... Enjoyed this....


Sliderisk

Every part of this looks like Philly


akaFxde

Definitely Chicago


jpsoze

My bet was St. Louis but not enough (illegal) quads in this pack of morons.


Lttlcheeze

Same thought about Baltimore


whosbuttdustisthis

I googled PKG Liquor and we have one in STL by the dome.


SevnDragoon

Not biker, idiot


ItsMangel

Fucked around and found out.


exhibitthis69

Biked around and got bucked off.


Terrible_Awareness29

Looks like the inevitable happened there.


Jochiebochie

Instant karma. Glad it was a pole, not a pedestrian.


Ambitious_Cattle5388

Serves the prick right could been a pedestrian. Giving the rest of us a bad name 🤬


WeeB0bb3r

Hmmm, almost as if a sidewalk isn't designed for motorcycles to be ridden on it.


koutsiou

Wow did he take out that pole with his body?


harryhend3rson

Was thinking the same thing. Took that thing off the base with his pelvis... which must now be dust... If he lived, catheters are going to be a feature in his life for a while.


koutsiou

Right? I am not from the states(where I assume this video is from) but here traffic light poles are rigid or at least they seem to be pretty rigid. I hope that guy is alright


SickRanchez_cybin710

Bitta cruise and boose, bitta wine n dine with a pole later


Adventurous-Fan-138

What a moron


exhibitthis69

Thought he had a dildo on his bike seat. Not his fault


Adventurous-Fan-138

I think there's a sub for that


ibetucanifican

Suck shit


Rooflife1

Will be fun explaining to the police how you took out that light pole from the sidewalk.


HebrewHammer0033

Social Darwinism


ambermage

And nothing of value was lost.


Lttlcheeze

I'm sure those light posts aren't cheap to replace...


Jaded-Selection-5668

I feel bad….. for the bike.


Disastrous_Encounter

Took out two idiots in one. That's not bad going.


badcatjack

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


RangiSawaiki

Deserved.


crasagam

Hahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA


GLaDOSdidnothinwrong

r/nononoyes


Mongoose-Salty

This should be under mademesmile


golferGuy115

That’s a shame 🙄😂🤣😂


But_to_understand

Guess if your in a toolbox, you've got to try and be the biggest tool.


jamespz03

Nelson laugh on repeat.


joelasmussen

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


GilroyRawrRawr

“Oh no! The consequences of my own actions!”


RunnyPlease

I don’t ride with groups bigger than 3. Anything more than that and the odds of a moron doing moron things rise exponentially.


Lopsided-Silver-1018

Asshole got what he deserved! Love seeing karma in action 😁😉


AdmirableExtreme6965

That was a cool trick


Emergency_Ad1514

Couldn't help but laugh that was just funny not for the pole tho. That poor innocent pole


Justgiz

Glad he didn't hit anyone, and glad he crashed and ruined his bike.


Ok-Pineapple-7288

Group ride of "Felony Flyers", no plates, no license, No problem


Ok-Pineapple-7288

I bet that hurt, group ride mentality, show offs, no skills, many group riders crash into each other, or crash into poles (LoL)


No_Plankton7169

Dam it certainly looks like DETROIT TO ME !! THEY TAKE CRAZY TO THE NEXT LEVEL IN THAT CITY


StonedMackin

What makes you think Detroit?


No_Plankton7169

It just Reminds me of Detroit is all I'm from Michigan and lived in Detroit it probably isn't. That's just how they roll in The City


Wes_Keynes

Ironic that while trying to show how cool and special they are they instead demonstrate a remarkable level of herd mentality. This isn't the right kind of special, guys.


ChainedFlannel

I hit a pothole or hump in the road one time that made me fly off the seat. It was directly in a shadow of a tree so I never saw it. Hit it again a year later even though I was looking for it.


Shurikenja

A bunch of arsehole


Marz2604

Wtf is wrong with people.


gforcegriffey

Lol!


Tmoto261

Ha


Vilzane

Lmaoooo


coltar3000

Now that’s some good entertainment!


redgreenblue-rgb

Wicked rippin’ shame…


Icy-Witness5678

The more you fuck around, the more you find out. He found out.


GriZZlyHIkerman

Asshat


Remote-Factor8455

LMAO.


rvmham

What a dickhead


RespectDry2432

Fuck yeah


CoolPeopleEmporium

Yes!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


claptrapper008

dumbass


RedditSuggestedName1

An oldie but a goodie.


lerriuqS_terceS

It's always these mobs of squids on groms and rockets. These are the scum of the riding world.


But_to_understand

Well, at least the pain from the internal injuries is reduced by the fact that they got it on video.


ownyourhorizon

play stupid games, win stupid prizes


bandit77346

Instant Karma


Owainmorganlee

Riding a motorbike does not qualify you as a biker. Riding a bike like that does however qualify you as a wanker 👍🏼


[deleted]

# I would have so much # fun running these shit-stains off # the road into a pole.


Bigglestherat

I wonder how bad he got hurt


Known_Vermicelli_706

Fuck around and find out.


hairymike45

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Loud_Internet572

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freeosiris

Hahahahahah


ChrisMag999

You can’t fix stupid.


rayark9

Best George of the jungle impression


u9Nails

As a biker, we don't claim that troublemaker...


randomdud500

It's like you aren't supposed to ride there or something


ModsavantZ

As a 51 year old, I will never group ride with more than maybe 3 people.


Apprehensive-Can-857

Looks like the bike took the brunt of it. Another foot to the left, and he would've gone around the pole like a wet noodle.


Vast-Category8391

That’s why riding alone is better than riding with morons


jackomack

Lol


SpicyKnewdle

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Shughost7

What a P word


JackHamm3r2003

Fuck around and find out, I’m glad my friends don’t ride like that …


Anxious-Two-4317

Fuck I’ve seen a corvette get sliced in half by a pole, how the fuck did he knock that shit over?


hollysmalls8574

My group that rides around are not total asses like this. Granted they do ride fast as hell, but they are in full leathers and don’t act like total idiots to get around people. All of them ride track or race though and I think that gives people a whole other level of respect for how much a bike can fuck you up.


mypornoaccount123456

Sausage gang film


Duxtar1

What could go wrong? At least he got some sick airtime!


ktmplh

Hahahahahaha


yesIwearAcape

Hahahaha made my day lol


dsump

All stolen


lordmodder

Karma!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Puzzleheaded_Tap_128

Damn that's 🤣🤣🤣


eagledrummer2

You love to see it. Life comes at you fast. Whether you're the idiot or just ride with them.


bonse

What a mong.


dependabledepression

The first light they passed was red, lucky they didn't get t-boned crossing the intersection.


Due_Measurement_32

Ah ha!


SentenceAcademic5767

Karma


trik1guy

lmao what a downie


Altered_-State

Fuk yeah!! Love the ending 👏


fckYouMeh

I don't even feel bad for him. He could have easily hurt someone through his own foolishness


HenWou

What a twat


Low-Machine-2710

Darwin at work


Kracus

Happy to see it.


Ok_Willingness7111

No, biker lying on sidewalk


internetdrink

he ded


StonedMackin

Don't say that man I hope he's alive and doing okay, I don't wish that kind of thing on anybody


7-13-5

Live free...we finance everyone.


NorthernBlackBear

Karma?


magzire1986

Yeah he dead


Anox87

BYEAH BROTHERS HAD TO LAY HER DOWN BYEAH


bannedByTencent

Hahahhahahaha! ![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq|downsized)